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"What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day." - Phyllis Diller

"Were parties here divided merely by a greediness for office, take a part with either would be unworthy of a reasonable or moral man." - Thomas Jefferson

"I think the leaders in all parties tend to adjust to reality. They just have to or they won't remain in office." - Jeff Sessions

"Run for office? No. I've slept with too many women, I've done too many drugs, and I've been to too many parties." - George Clooney

"I love Christmas. Frosty the Snowman, peace on Earth and mangers, Salvation Army bell ringers and reindeer, the movie 'Meet Me in St. Louis,' office parties and cookies." - Mo Rocca

"Public office is a public trust." - Daniel S. Lamont

"I've never been driven by box office." - Charlize Theron

"I can't come; express office was closed." - Dutch Schultz

"I don't go to parties to meet men. I go to parties to stand in a corner and watch people." - Candace Bushnell

"I think you must have your own office. I don't believe ever in shared office spaces." - Keith Rabois

"A tough day at the office is even tougher when your office contains spectator seating." - Nik Posa

"I understand why offices need to have office parties. I understand why offices need to have betting pools. No matter what the job, you need things to foster camaraderie and let off steam." - Drew Goddard

"Parties that are majority parties are incoherent parties." - David Brooks

"The new political gospel: public office is private graft." - Mark Twain

"Coffee is the great incentivizer in the office." - Michael Scott

"I have only an office here, and no opinion." - Friedrich Schiller

"I can record auditions from my office in my home" - Jason Marsden

"There has to be life after the Charlotte Mayor's office." - Harvey Gantt

"I have no intention of running for office again." - George Allen

"It's hard to get me out of the office." - Cass Sunstein

"All parties are good." - Bill Murray

"I'm definitely a centrist and feel like both parties can be absurd." - Brad Bird

"It is the custom to sneer at the modern apartment-house, television, big-city Christmas, with its commercial taint . . . office parties, artificial . . . Christmas trees . . . but future generations in search of their lost Christmases may well remember its innocence; yes, and its beauty, too." - Paul Gallico

"War is party-blind. It doesn't care who is in the Oval Office. The forces that drive us to war don't care whether it's Republican, Democrat, or other. The fact is, these parties are prey to special interests. That is something Eisenhower was afraid of." - Eugene Jarecki

"The main thing that every political campaign in the United States demonstrates is that the politicians of all parties, despite their superficial enmities, are really members of one great brotherhood. Their principal, and indeed their sole, object is to collar public office, with all the privileges and profits that go therewith. They achieve this collaring by buying votes with other people's money." - H L Mencken

"Clinton is the first female to be taken seriously for the highest office in the land. She has the credentials, the stamina and she is a good campaigner. Her detractors in both parties like to say she can't win, but they may be proven wrong." - Helen Thomas

"When I leave the office on January 20th, I will leave even more idealistic than I was the day I took the oath of office." - William J Clinton

"I took an oath of office to the Constitution, I didn't take an oath of office to my party or my president." - Chuck Hagel

"Nowadays, for the sake of the advantage which is to be gained from the public revenues and from office, men want to be always in office." - Aristotle

"We have more than enough programs, organisations, parties, and strategies in the world for the alleviation of suffering and injustice." - Sulak Sivaraksa

"I never fear famous politicians, never fear the big parties, I only fear the people do not understand." - Khem Veasna

"I don't even like parties." - Doris Day

"Dancing - that's really what I do at parties. I dance and I hang out with friends. That's my partying." - Rebecca Black

"I throw the best parties." - Scott Patterson

"The office of poetry is not to make us think accurately, but feel truly." - Frederick William Robertson

"Politics is a jungle-torn between doing the right thing and staying in office." - John F Kennedy

"Connectivity is productivity - whether it's in a modern office or an underdeveloped village." - Iqbal Quadir

"Were it not for my little jokes, I could not bear the burdens of this office." - Abraham Lincoln

"Whiskey claims to itself alone the exclusive office of sot-making." - Thomas Jefferson

"See and be seen. Get out of your office, walk around, make yourself visible and accessible." - J. Willard Marriott

"I have never ceased to rejoice that God has appointed me to such an office." - David Livingstone

"Job happiness is directly proportional to the distance you are from the home office." - Nelson Demille

"May be he is not well. Infirmity doth neglect all office Whereto our health is bound." - William Shakespeare

"The eyes, being in the highest part, have the office of sentinels." - Cicero

"If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist's office would be full of luminous ideas." - Mason Cooley

"See, one of the interesting things in the Oval Office - I love to bring people into the Oval Office - right around the corner from here - and say, this is where I office, but I want you to know the office is always bigger than the person." - George W Bush

"To show an unfelt sorrow is an office Which the false man does easy." - William Shakespeare

"The insolence of office." - William Shakespeare

"The extravagance of any corporate office is directly proportional to management's reluctance to reward the shareholders." - Peter Lynch

"No man who ever held the office of president would congratulate a friend on obtaining it." - John Adams

"At Newfoundland, it is said, that dried cod performs the office of money," - Jean-Baptiste Say

"Firefighters - your worst nightmare is just another day at the office." - Anonymous

"He shaped and molded that office to the contours of his own heroic stature." - W.J. Cameron

"Corrupt, adj. In politics, holding an office of trust or profit." - Ambrose Bierce

"Elections to office, which are the great objects of ambition, I look at with terror!" - John Adams

"Skewered through and through with office pens, and bound hand and foot with red tape." - Charles Dickens

"No office in the land is more important than that of being a citizen." - Felix Frankfurter

"Public office must not be a means to profit or become rich." - King Felipe Vi

"I feel squeezed like a lemon - interviewers and people keep turning up unannounced at my office!" - Francois Englert

"Well, you know, you're not going to have 86 percent of Congress voted out of office." - Nate Silver

"Acting in a stage play is like working the evening shift in an office." - Arthur Smith

"I believe in the Constitution. I believe in separation of powers. I believe in the rule of law. I believe in limited government. And these are principles and policies that apparently neither the national Republican nor the national Democrat Party believes in. I believe great damage is being done to our Constitution, and I see no remedy at all, no likelihood of that changing, if we rely on the two parties to field our candidates for national office." - Bob Barr

"At Rome there were nothing even vaguely resembling modern political parties - although given the stifling impact of these, this may well have made it more rather than less democratic than many countries today - and each candidate for office competed as an individual. Only rarely did they advocate specific policies, although commenting on issues of current importance was more common. In the main voters looked more for a capable individual who once elected could do whatever the State required." - Adrian Goldsworthy

"It's as if Japanese men, all to aware that deep inside they'd like to stomp Tokyo flat, breathe fire, and do truly terrible and disgusting things to women, have built themselves the most beautiful of prisons for their rampaging ids. Instead of indulging their fantasies, they focus on food, or landscaping, or the perfect cup of tea - or a single slab of o-toro tuna - letting themselves go only at baseball games and office parties." - Anthony Bourdain

"A cardinal principle in systems theory is that all parties that have a stake in a system should be represented in its management." - Malcolm Knowles

"A day of peace and sharing can lead to greater understanding and cooperation among political parties, faith groups, and people of different races and economic class." - John Conyers

"It makes no difference who you vote for - the two parties are really one party representing four percent of the people." - Gore Vidal

"When truth is evident, it is impossible for parties and factions to rise. There never has been a dispute as to whether there is daylight at noon." - Voltaire

"Make sure that the beer - four pints a week - goes to the troops under fire before any of the parties in the rear get a drop." - Winston Churchill

"When great questions end, little parties begin." - Walter Bagehot

"My definition of freedom is knowing who you are, and then being it. No matter what anyone else is doing. And naked parties of course." - Pink

"Bachelor parties are for the married guys." - Chrissy Teigen

"The parties are advised to chill." - Alex Kozinski

"I don't go to parties in general." - Paulo Coelho

"Parties are a cruel kind of fun." - Caryl Churchill

"Bachelor parties are for the married guys." - Christine Teigen

"I don't deal in pretentious kids' parties." - Rachel Zoe

"Cast parties are a lot of fun!" - Chris Colfer

"I'm super shy, especially at parties." - Sara Gilbert

"Good parties create a temporary youthfulness." - Mason Cooley

"I don't like to go to parties." - Courteney Cox

"I'm dreadful at schmoozing at Hollywood parties." - Lena Headey

"Satires and lampoons on particular people circulate more by giving copies in confidence to the friends of the parties, than by printing them." - Richard Brinsley Sheridan

"Both parties accept this vision. But we can reach it only if we move rapidly and in parallel on all fronts. The so-called 'sequential' approach has failed." - Kofi Annan

"I really don't go to any parties." - Freddie Prinze Jr

"I'm interested in personalities, not political parties." - Sam Wyly

"I don't get out to parties often." - Kate Bush

"As the War Office of the United States was established in a time of peace, it is equally reasonable that a Peace Office should be established in a time of War." - Benjamin Rush

"I usually wear casual clothes to the office. I wear a suit maybe two or three times a month, and usually only when I need to meet with the head office." - Hideo Kojima

"Hillary Clinton said she hopes America is ready for a woman in the Oval Office. That was the great thing about her husband Bill: he was always ready for a woman in the Oval Office." - Jay Leno

"Every office interprets business casual differently. Feel out your office!" - Sarah Lafleur

"Lincoln said that the Patent Office adds the flame of interest to the light of creativity. And that is why we need to improve the effectiveness of our Patent Office." - Jay Inslee

"Office tends to confer a dreadful plausibility on even the most negligible of those who hold it." - Mark Lawson

"I don't believe Spiro Agnew is a crook. If he was a crook, he'd still be in office." - Irwin Corey

"My worst day in the gym is still more fun than my best day in the office!" - Rob Mills

"The office environment that people work in everyday dictates the culture that you are going to be in." - Keith Rabois

"No people is fully civilized where a distinction is drawn between stealing an office and stealing a purse." - Theodore Roosevelt

"The true office of religion is to bring out the whole nature of man in harmonious activity." - William Ellery Channing

"Let him that hath done the good office conceal it; let him that received it disclose it." - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

"Our opponents say more children are living in poverty than when we came into office. And that's probably right." - John Key

"A fellow and his business should be bosom friends in the office and sworn enemies out of it." - George Horace Lorimer

"Your environment (your home, your office, the magazines you read etc.) dramatically affects your levels of achievement" - Robin S. Sharma

"You can measure a man's worth by the breed of person he throws out of his office." - Dave Sim

"I have never had an office that I work out of and work has become intertwined with my personal life." - Richard Branson

"God has enabled me to affect the life of the country since 1920 without the necessity of office." - Mahatma Gandhi

"Sunday is Senior Citizens' Day. And if you want to become a senior citizen, just call the Padre ticket office." - Jerry Coleman

"Office without pay makes thieves." - Proverbs

"Let him that hath done the good office conceal it; let him that received it disclose it." - Seneca the Younger

"I'm not versed enough in constitutional law to run for office. I'd have to go back to school or something." - Zach Galifianakis

"Some days, I'd feel better with Punxsutawney Phil in the Oval Office - at least he doesn't lie about the weather." - Molly Ivins

"It was my fortune, or misfortune, to be called to the office of Chief Executive without any previous political training." - Ulysses S Grant

"I have a great office." - R L Stine

"I've never had a career of that kind of box office power. I've always learned the hard way." - Holly Hunter

"I don't think you need to run down someone's reputation in order to run for the office of president." - Jon Huntsman Jr

"I was playing birthday parties. House-rent parties where they used to sell whisky during prohibition." - Thelonious Monk

"Parties on the back of Parties, at war with the world and with each other." - Thomas Carlyle

"I like large parties. They're so intimate. At small parties there isn't any privacy." - F Scott Fitzgerald

"And I like large parties. They"re so intimate. At small parties there is' any privacy." - F Scott Fitzgerald

"And I like large parties. They're so intimate. At small parties there isn't any privacy." - F Scott Fitzgerald

"I don't throw a lot of parties. I find throwing parties a bit intimidating." - Helen Mirren

"Things must be done by parties, not by persons using parties as tools." - Benjamin Disraeli

"My name is Harry Blackstone Copperfield Dresden. Conjure by it at your own risk. I'm a wizard. I work out of an office in midtown Chicago. As far as I know, I'm the only openly practicing professional wizard in the country. You can find me in the yellow pages, under "Wizards." Believe it or not, I'm the only one there. My ad looks like this: HARRY DRESDEN - WIZARD Lost Items Found. Paranormal Investigations. Consulting. Advice. Reasonable Rates. No Love Potions, Endless Purses, Parties, or Other Entertainment You'd be surprised how many people call just to ask me if I'm serious." - Jim Butcher

"Well, it's always, though, safer in politics to avoid risk. To just kind of go along with the status quo. But I didn't get into government to do the safe and easy things. A ship in harbor is safe, but that's not why the ship is built. Politics isn't just a game of competing interests and clashing parties. The people of America expect us to seek public office and to serve for the right reasons. And the right reason is to challenge the status quo and to serve the common good." - Sarah Palin

"There are parties and then there are huge major blowout parties. And then there are Olympian parties. If you ever get a choice go for the Olympian." - Rick Riordan

"The problem with elections is that anybody who wants an office badly enough to run for it probably should' have it. And anybody who does not want an office badly enough to run for it probably should' have it, either. Government office should be received like a child's Christmas present, with surprise and delight. Instead it is usually received like a diploma, an anticlimax that never seems worth the struggle to earn it." - Orson Scott Card

"How lovely." The old lady sighed. "An office romance. I always wanted an office romance. Of course I never really had a job, which made the situation more challenging. Oh, I worked on an assembly line during World War II, but there weren't very many men around and as my husband was off serving his country, an office romance would have been unpatriotic, don't you think?-Mrs. Ford" - Susan Mallery

"We have to give value to authority. We have to give value to office, being in office, holding office." - James Hillman

"If two parties with two sets of bad ideas cooperate, the result is not good policy, but policy that is extremely bad. What we really need are correct economic and politcal ideas, regardless of the party that pushes them." - Ron Paul

"Parties are the nightly ritual of the sophisticated society." - Dominick Dunne

"I love pity parties. I wish I'd brought hats" - Christian" - Richelle Mead

"Parties can't be artificially assembled at the Kremlin." - Vladislav Surkov

"The last to learn of gossip are the parties concerned" - Khushwant Singh

"Absence of communication between necessarily linked parties ensures eventual conflict." - Eric Parslow

"A long dispute means that both parties are wrong" - Voltaire

"There are always two parties; the establishment and the movement." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

"I was the girl who didn't get invited to parties." - Taylor Swift

"She was of the stuff of which great men's mothers are made. She was indispensable to high generation, hated at tea parties, feared in shops, and loved at crises." - Thomas Hardy

"A good compromise is when both parties are dissatisfied" - Larry David

"The fundamental assumption that the United States retains the right and obligation to intervene in the Third World in any way it ultimately deems necessary, including military, remains an article of faith among the people who guide both political parties." - Gabriel Kolko

"It's all based on saying the shocking thing. We used to have a great time going to Hollywood parties and saying 'I think George Bush is doing a great job.' We'd clear out the room. I used to love it." - Trey Parker

"It's fun having songs about parties and gigolos, but I really wanted to use my music as a form of art. Art is supposed to spark conversation and make people think, and I wanted to do that with this song" - Nick Cannon

"I am available for children's parties, by the way ..." - Bill Hicks

"The enemy is not individuals, churches, 'ex-gay' organisations or political parties; the enemy is ignorance. Change is created by focusing our energies on overcoming the latter instead of attacking the former." - Anthony Venn-Brown

"Krystal's slow passage up the school had resembled the passage of a goat through the body of a boa constrictor, being highly visible and uncomfortable for both parties concerned." - J K Rowling

"I've never been into parties, premieres or night-clubbing" - Barry Gibb

"Democracy breaks the unity of the Romanian people, dividing it into parties, stirring it up, and so, disunited, exposing it to face the united block of the Judaic power..." - Corneliu Zelea Codreanu

"I plan on having parties when I'm 30. I plan on having fun when I'm old. Any notion of THE BEST years comes from cliched 'should haves 'if I'd' 'wish I'd'" - Marina Keegan

"We regard our parties as interesting groups of gladiators." - Archibald Primrose, 5th Earl of Rosebery

"I was the girl who did' get invited to parties." - Taylor Swift

"Heraclitus was an opponent of all democratic parties." - Friedrich Nietzsche



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