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Offended Quotes


"Be offended by everything or be offended by nothing." - Chris Hardwick

"I'm not offended until you think I'm offended." - Criss Jami

"Offended self-love never forgives." - Etienne Vigee

"Offended self-love never forgives." - Giovanni Ruffini

"Humble people dont get Offended easily." - Radhanath Swami

"Hypocrites get offended by the truth." - Jess C Scott

"None is offended but by himselfe." - George Herbert

"Everyone's extremely and easily offended now." - Brad Williams

"This hath not offended the king." - Thomas More

"If you're offended, it's your problem." - Salman Rushdie

"Just because we feel offended doesn't mean we must be offended. Feelings are indicators not dictators." - Lysa TerKeurst

"You have the right to be offended or not to be offended." - John Bartlett

"I like offending people, because I think people who get offended should be offended." - Linus Torvalds

"None are as offended as those who contrive offense." - Kurt Hanks

"When someone thanks God, I don't get offended." - Ricky Gervais

"Just because you're offended, doesn't mean you're right." - Ricky Gervais

"I'm offended by political jokes. Too often they get elected." - Henny Youngman

"I'm personally offended when I am scored on" - Briana Scurry

"Offended vanity is the great separator in social life." - Arthur Helps

"Blessed is he or she who avoids being offended." - Marvin J Ashton

"Well... don't be offended, but you smell like a dog." - Stephenie Meyer

"The rankest compound of villainous smell that ever offended nostril." - William Shakespeare

"Well... do' be offended, but you smell like a dog." - Stephenie Meyer

"Being offended is a natural consequence of leaving the house." - Fran Lebowitz

"Any citizen who's offended ... can leave the service." - John Ashcroft

"An atheist's laugh 's a poor exchange For Deity offended!" - Robert Burns

"Honestly, I was offended by the whole process," - Chandler Parsons

"Getting offended is the bait of Satan for the believer." - David McGee

"Blessed is he who will not be offended" - Neal A Maxwell

"You do not need to be female to be offended." - Steven Petrow

"How can I lose? I've already offended everybody!" - Frank Zappa

"Will Honeycomb calls these over-offended ladies the outrageously virtuous." - Richard Steele

"Who offends writes on sand, who is offended on marble." - Proverbs

"An atheist-laugh's a poor exchange For Deity offended." - Robert Burns

"No one should be offended - that's not my style." - Jesse Eisenberg

"I apologize if anybody was offended by anything I said." - Jerome Corsi

"I can't get too offended when somebody parodies me." - Al Yankovic

"Some people were offended by a show about cougars." - Courteney Cox

"Being offended is part of being in the real world." - Courtney Love

"An offended heart is the breeding ground of deception." - John Bevere

"I'm offended every time I see George Bush on TV!" - Courtney Love

"Will. Honeycomb calls these over-offended ladies the outrageously virtuous." - Richard Steele

"Those who are offended by something are most often those who deserve to be offended by it." - Derek R. Audette

"God isn't offended by your biggest dreams or boldest prayers. He is offended by anything less. If your prayers aren't impossible to you, they are insulting to God." - Mark Batterson

"Just because you're offended, doesn't mean you're right. Some people are offended by mixed marriage, gay people, atheism. So what? F*** 'em." - Ricky Gervais

"Consider God's charity. Where else have we ever seen someone who has been offended voluntarily paying out his life for those who have offended him?" - St. Catherine of Siena

"Being offended is a choice. I believe that. You don't have - you don't hear a word and you have to be offended." - John Bartlett

"We apologize for the fact that the cartoons undeniably have offended many Muslims." - Carsten Juste

"I would give my life a thousand times that God might not be offended." - Gerard Majella

"Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you. I'll not willingly offend, nor be easily offended." - Bruce Lee

"Self-importance requires spending most of one's life offended by something or someone." - Carlos Castaneda

"If you get offended by my music, don't listen to it." - Eminem

"My opinion is that anybody offended by breastfeeding is staring too hard" - David Allen

"People who wish to be offended will always find some occasion for taking offense." - John Wesley

"I never thought people would be mortally offended by the sounds I was making." - Joanna Newsom

"Forgive all who have offended you, not for them, but for yourself." - Harriet Nelson

"I can't choose whether someone is offended by my actions. I can choose whether I care." - Martin Fowler

"Getting offended is a great way to avoid answering questions that make you sound dumb." - Tucker Max

"Condoleezza Rice is a very cruel, offended woman who lacks men's attention," - Vladimir Zhirinovsky

"If someone corrects you, and you feel offended, then YOU have an EGO problem" - Nouman Ali Khan

"A book is not harmless merely because no one is consciously offended by it." - T S Eliot

"'I beg your pardon?' Alice said with a puzzled air. 'I'm not offended,' said Humpty Dumpty." - Lewis Carroll

"It's now very common to hear people say 'I'm rather offended by that'..." - Stephen Fry

"Few people can see genius in someone who has offended them...." - Robertson Davies

"Kate felt very offended. 'I am not an elf,' she insisted. 'I'm an Englishwoman!" - Clare B. Dunkle

"If someone has offended you, start sowing forgiveness. You may need some yourself someday." - Joyce Meyer

"But the dust! And the clutter! My housewifely and scholarly instincts were equally offended." - Barbara Mertz

"But (Peresphone) was like, the goddess of flowers." Grover looked offended. "Springtime." - Rick Riordan

"if you have to say "no offense" to someone, you have already offended them." - Meg Cabot

"Whatever I wrote was heretical. It offended the editors of the women's magazines." - Betty Friedan

"An offended audience member repeating a comedian's act from memory is worse than, literally, anything." - Anthony Jeselnik

"I'm not offended if you call me an African American. I prefer a black American." - Herman Cain

"If you are not offending people who ought to be offended, you're doing something wrong." - Noam Chomsky

"My opinion is that anybody offended by breastfeeding is staring too hard." - David Allen

"It is the greatest scam in history. I am amazed, appalled and highly offended by it." - John Coleman

"Stay focused instead of getting offended or off track by others." - John C Maxwell

"Being inoffensive, and being offended, are now the twin addictions of the culture." - Martin Amis

"Who cuts is easily wounded. The readier you are to offend the sooner you are offended." - Johann Kaspar Lavater

"I am highly offended by the total lack of acknowledgement of my contribution to Laker success." - Kareem Abduljabbar

"I believe in absolute freedom of expression. Everyone has a right to offend and be offended." - Taslima Nasrin

"I wondered if I had offended him. I wondered if I cared." - Laurell K Hamilton

"Few people can see genius in someone who has offended them." - Robertson Davies

"Being offended by freedom of speech should never be regarded as a justification for violence." - Alan Dershowitz

"You never know what people will choose to be offended by." - Gilbert Gottfried

"I have offended God and mankind because my work didn't reach the quality it should have." - Leonardo Da Vinci

"I am never offended when I see the drag-queens dressed up like me." - Cher

"Men don't have to tiptoe around me - you can say anything and I won't get offended." - Michael Michele

"I am highly offended by the total lack of acknowledgement of my contribution to Laker success." - Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

"Don't change your mind just because people are offended; change your mind if you're wrong." - Criss Jami

"I tend to show everything I do to my family, to check they won't be offended." - David Sedaris

"I'm offended by things and take pathetic little stands against them." - Tom Stoppard

"God has never, in the history of mankind, allowed his name to go long offended." - David Wilkerson

"I accept full responsibility for what I wrote and apologize to everyone who was offended." - Amy Pascal

"It's pretty hard to offend me. I actually think people are a little too easily offended." - Andy Dick

"Think about it: what weakens us is feeling offended by the deeds and misdeeds of our fellow men. Our self-importance requires that we spend most of our lives offended by someone." - Carlos Castaneda

"The President publicly apologized today to all those offended by his brother's remark, There's more Arabs in this country than there is Jews! Those offended include Arabs, Jews, and English teachers." - Jimmy Carter

"Feeling offended is invigorating. Feeling offended is a reassuring sensation. It's easier than asking ourselves if the redeeming love of God is evident in the way we communicate with people." - David Dark

"I have been guilty of watching Westerns without acknowledging that Native Americans have gone through the same madness as African Americans. Isn't it extraordinary that sometimes the most offended have not seen others being offended?" - Judith Jamison

"That which offends you only weakens you. Being offended creates the same destructive energy that offended you in the first place- so transcend your ego and stay in peace." - Wayne Dyer

"The people who came to hear me perform or to buy my records were not the type who would be offended. But I gather that there were other people who were offended." - Tom Lehrer

"The way to stop political correctness is to not do it. If someone says, You offended me then you say I don't care! If they're offended by the truth, that's their issue!" - Brad Stine

"Once when Larry the Cable Guy was on Conan's show, Conan O'Brien was so offended by Larry's material, he had to walk away from the desk he was so offended." - Andy Kindler

"Self-importance is our greatest enemy. Think about it - what weakens us is feeling offended by the deeds and misdeeds of our fellowmen. Our self-importance requires that we spend most of our lives offended by someone." - Carlos Castaneda

"I find that those who voted for George W. Bush are less offended by his religious references, and those who voted for Bill Clinton did not seem offended at all when people prayed at his inauguration." - Gwen Ifill

"People have every right to be offended - but that doesn't mean they get to take away your right to offend." - Mark Leiren-Young

"Imagine a world in which we are all enlightened by objective truths rather than offended by them." - Neil Degrasse Tyson

"A decent life was the train that hadn't hit you, the slumlord you hadn't offended, the malaria you hadn't caught" - Katherine Boo

"When the Spirit is present, people are not offended when you share your feelings about the gospel." - M Russell Ballard

"The row of dolls watched her impassively from the bookshelf, their tea party propriety almost certainly offended." - Holly Black

"I scourge both flesh and spirit because I know that I have offended in both flesh and spirit." - Peter Damian

"Those who want to be offended don't have the right to try and close down the newspaper that offends them." - Christopher Hitchens

"No man ever offended his own conscience but first or last it was revenged upon him for it." - Robert South

"When any one has offended me, I try to raise my soul so high that the offence cannot reach it." - Rene Descartes

"Alas! sir, In what have I offended you? What cause Hath my behaviour given to your displeasure?" - William Shakespeare

"It is impossible to move on to new states of mind unless you seek the forgiveness of those you've offended." - Frederick Lenz

"There are always gonna be people that are gonna be offended about something. This will never end." - Greg Gutfeld

"We insist on near perfection in everyone except ourselves. But if our course is questioned we become offended." - Sterling W Sill

"People get offended by animal rights campaigns. It's ludicrous. It's not as bad as mass animal death in a factory." - Richard Gere

"Don't get offended, there's no need for insecurity, Age is but a number, it's all about maturity." - Chi-Ali

"Life is going by. Don't waste a minute being negative, offended, or bitter. Choose to be happy." - Joel Osteen

"I can't cater to everyone's needs and what they're going to be offended by; that's one freedom I have." - Sarah Silverman

"Laurie got offended that I used the word "puke." But to me, that's what her dinner tasted like." - Jack Handey

"If you're offended by any word in any language, it's probably because your parents were unfit to raise a child." - Doug Stanhope

"My parents have always been offended by my weight, embarrassed maybe. It didn't fit with their sensibilities" - Camryn Manheim

"Being offended by things is the world's big hobby at the moment. It's almost taken over from wearing goatee beards." - Douglas Adams

"Total self acceptance is empowering. It means allowing others to see you as they choose, without being offended." - Deepak Chopra

"A decent life was the train that had' hit you, the slumlord you had' offended, the malaria you had' caught" - Katherine Boo

"A lot of people are too easily offended. Religious people, for instance. They've been offending other people for centuries." - Billy Connolly

"I'd like to live in a world where people embrace objective truths rather than be offended by them." - Neil Degrasse Tyson

"That is the most confusing and insane thing to me, when people get offended on behalf of another group." - Brad Williams

"Do you mean to say that the morals of your party will be offended? said Madame Goesler, almost laughing." - Anthony Trollope

"Who hath so entire happiness that he is not in some part offended with the condition of his estate?" - Boethius

"It is certain that a book is not harmless merely because no one is consciously offended by it." - T S Eliot

"I've recently learned not to take things personally. We can get offended by anything if we want to." - Melanie Iglesias

"If a female employee is offended, a boss would like her to tell him, not sue him." - Warren Farrell

"When people do not respect us we are sharply offended; yet in his private heart no man much respects himself." - Mark Twain

"Whenever anyone has offended me, I try to raise my soul so high that the offense cannot reach it." - Rene Descartes

"A tree weeps when cut down, a dog howls when beaten, but a man matures when offended." - Jose Saramago

"I think most five-foot-two people would be quite offended if they were to be called dwarves." - Richard Armitage

"When you know someone you can make a little more fun of them without them getting offended." - Jimmy Kimmel

"My parents have always been offended by my weight, embarrassed maybe. It didn't fit with their sensibilities." - Camryn Manheim

"Oh, I offended you with my opinion? You should hear the the ones I keep to myself." - Patsy Cline

"I vote Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it." - David Letterman

"If you are truly offended by an 80-year-old man saying you're not funny, then you're probably not funny." - Sarah Silverman

"It is very, very easy not to be offended by a book. You just have to shut it." - Salman Rushdie

"I'm more offended when someone's killed on television than when there's something that's sensuous or sexual. So what?" - Calvin Klein

"Offence is important; that's how you know you care about things. Imagine a life where you're not offended. So dull." - Marcus Brigstocke

"Don't be offended by your lack of purity. Purity is a seed that will grow and develop." - Frederick Lenz

"While conscience is our friend, all is at peace; however once it is offended, farewell to a tranquil mind." - Mary Wortley Montagu

"It behooves us then to humble ourselves before the offended Power to confess our national sins and to pray for clemency and forgiveness..." - Abraham Lincoln



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