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Obama Funny Quotes


"President Obama is funny, he's thoughtful, he's challenging, he's fun to work with - and it's been an extraordinary privilege." - Susan Rice

"When something is truly funny, it's funny all the time." - Cloris Leachman

"Funny, nothing ever happens nowadays." - Edgar Bergen

"Mental illness is not funny." - Philip K Dick

"Naked dudes are inherently funny." - Adam Devine

"A political consultant, when we first started thinking about Senate race, said, "You can have one funny name. You can be 'Barack Smith.' Or you can be 'Joe Obama.' But 'Barack Obama' - that's not gonna work."" - Barack Obama

"If you have spent any time with Barack Obama, you know he's a funny guy. He's a good guy. He knows sports." - Ed Rendell

"Funny is funny is funny." - Bob Newhart

"Funny how certain things stay with you." - Lauren Oliver

"She's as funny as a toothache" - Erma Bombeck

"It's funny how things work out sometimes." - Anthony Horowitz

"I'm not going to be remotely funny." - Kyra Sedgwick

"If you can't be funny, be interesting." - Harold Ross

"Everything's funny for God's sake. Everything." - Gloria Estefan

"You gotta keep the funny intact." - Seth Macfarlane

"Women have been funny for years." - Beth Behrs

"Being funny is everything to me." - Allison Jones

"When I'm funny is when I'm angriest." - Lewis Black

"What a sad business is being funny!" - Charlie Chaplin

"I think that Obama is very cool. And I think he's clever, and I think he can be witty. But I don't think he's funny in either the way that Reagan was funny - or John McCain and Dick Cheney are both funny in that ruthless, kind of mean way." - Mo Rocca

"There are no funny lawyers - only funny people who made a career mistake." - Robert J. White

"That's funny, you're funny. I like you, I'm quite taken by you." - Gail Carson Levine

"There are really funny alternative comics and really funny straight comics who write and perform traditionally." - David Cross

"The world is a funny paper read backwards. And that way it isn't so funny." - Tennessee Williams

"I am funny, but I'm not about funny... I'm about peace & justice." - Patch Adams

"It's not funny when you actually get shot, but afterwards, yeah, it's funny." - Curtis Jackson

"Funny is funny." - Don Rickles

"We just keep trying to beat every show with the funny stick until it's funny" - Dan Povenmire

"I have a crush on Steve Tyler. He's funny, he rocks, and has a voice like a god. There is another one who I have discovered can sing. I should try and make an album with him... it's Barack Obama!" - Lulu

"Over the weekend, of course, down there in Washington, D.C., they had the big White House Correspondents' Dinner. Do you know who was really funny? President Obama. So funny, in fact, he has already been promised 'The Tonight Show' in five years." - David Letterman

"I know Obama, I like Obama, I voted for Obama." - Alan Dershowitz

"Bush, Blair and Rumsfeld; they are the funny trio." - Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf

"I love kids; I think they are fun and funny." - Courtney Thorne Smith

"Funny, now I can see, how looks can be deceiving." - Elvis Costello

"Never underestimate the power of funny, it moves mountains." - James Patterson

"What's so funny 'bout peace, love, and world destruction?" - James Patterson

"It's funny how one summer can change everything." - Sarah Dessen

"If you can't be smart or funny, be brief." - J.A. Konrath

"I'll teach you to laugh at something that's funny!" - Homer

"Bear suits are funny - and bears as well." - Christopher Walken

"Funny how gentle people get with you once you're dead." - William Holden

"My job is mostly to entertain and be funny." - Rosie O'Donnell

"One thing you can't pretend to be is funny." - Cynthia Lewis

"Funny how the new things are the old things." - Rudyard Kipling

"Even when I'm being funny, I'm deadly serious." - Lily Tomlin

"Heartbreak is funny to everyone but the heartbroken." - Jeffrey Eugenides

"Once you let go of your morals, everything becomes funny" - David Hayden

"Jazz is not dead, it just smells funny." - Frank Zappa

"If you don't think you're funny, no one else will." - Joan Rivers

"What's so funny about peace, love and understanding" - Elvis Costello

"Life would be tragic if it weren't funny." - Stephen Hawking

"I love to do comedy, and I don't think of things as drama or comedy. I think that if it's a funny line, it's a funny line. If it's a funny moment, it's a funny moment." - Kathy Baker

"Inappropriateness is funny to me. Rudeness is hilarious." - Zach Galifianakis

"I'm totally comfortable not being as funny as Larry David." - Jeff Garlin

"I'm funny. I'm a comedian. I'm not a clown." - Bernie Mac

"All the religions are super funny to me." - Trey Parker

"A lot of funny stuff happens in Canada." - Samantha Bee

"You can't be funny if you don't have good material." - Matt Leblanc

"Boxing is always serious. Nothing comical or funny about boxing." - Juan Manuel Marquez

"Being sexy is kind of funny to me." - Reba Mcentire

"This is getting funny, but there ain't nobody laughing." - Waylon Jennings

"A comedian is not a person who opens a funny door - he's the person who opens a door funny." - Chuck Jones

"One time, Bert and I were making out for so long it wasn't even funny..But then it was funny." - Gerard Way

"When the situation is serious, don't be funny; and when the situation is funny, don't be serious!" - Mehmet Murat Ildan

"I don't know. I think it's funny! I think it's funny! I go, what? It's so absurd. I'm alone." - Danny Devito

"It's funny because it's funny." - David Spade

"I just draw what I think is funny, and I hope other people think it is funny, too." - Charles M Schulz

"If Obama was a white man, he would not be in this position," - Geraldine Ferraro

"I want a man who had the good sense to marry Michelle Obama" - William J Clinton

"Mr Obama you're not a healing Jesus, you cause cancer with your bad policies." - Gordon Klingenschmitt

"I have great respect for both President Obama and the office that he holds" - Barack Obama

"I like Barack Obama." - Bobby Seale

"I voted for Obama." - Derek Jeter

"The presidency of Barack Obama is a case study in stupid does," - Bret Stephens

"It's funny that and the same statement [Barack Obama] made when he's talking about Republicans and the Iranians, he's talking to Republicans through the television. He said, if any of you are watching this, you need to think about who you're hurting." - Eric Bolling

"I used to quite fancy Russell Brand, but I'm not sure if it's just because he's funny. He's definitely got something and I can't just switch all that off because of one stupid moment. I fancy Barack Obama too, which is a wrong crush, isn't it? He's a married man, and he's quite old, but he looks young, so he's fair game." - Konnie Huq

"Do you mean funny peculiar, or funny ha-ha?' she inquired politely.... ' 'Cause,' explained his mentor gravely, 'our teacher don't allow us to say funny when we mean peculiar. It's bad English, you know." - Mariel Brady

"Carol Leifer is funny, really funny." - Chris Rock

"Not funny ha ha, funny weird" - Dean Koontz

"I opened the door. He looked down at my shirt and smiled. "Funny," he said. "Don't call my boobs funny," I answered." - John Green

"Everybody funny, now you funny too." - George Thorogood

"A funny person is funny only for so long, but a wit can sit down and go on being spellbinding forever." - Diana Vreeland

"People who are funny and smart and return phone calls get much better press than people who are just funny and smart." - Howard Simons

"I have funny bones. If there's ever any kind of tension, I'll always be the one to try and be funny to loosen things up." - Matt Leblanc

"I can only think of a handful of artists that can make a funny painting or a funny sculpture without it feeling coined in someway." - Joe Bradley

"The biggest terrorist is Obama." - Lupe Fiasco

"The Obama experiment has failed" - John Thune

"You talk about 'Obama is going to herd us into FEMA brainwashing camps.' Maybe your brain needs a little washing." - Bill Maher

"Barack Obama is extremely smart." - Jonathan Chait

"Barack Obama is an intellectual." - Jonathan Chait

"Shame on you, Barack Obama!" - Hillary Clinton

"I loved campaigning for Obama." - Kate Walsh

"Obama, of course, outspent McCain." - Noam Chomsky

"I could have beat Obama." - John Catsimatidis

"I voted for Barack Obama." - Ladainian Tomlinson

"I wouldn't vote for Obama." - Dave Mustaine

"Barack Obama is crazy sexy." - Mircea Monroe

"It's funny how heterosexuals have lives and the rest of us have "lifestyles."" - Sonia Johnson

"It's funny - people think analysis or psychiatry is mad, and THEY go to CHURCH..." - John Malkovich

"Golf's a funny game. You can be playing poorly and then go and win a tournament." - Karrie Webb

"Love is very funny business. And sex - well, let's face it, sex is hysterical." - Nora Roberts

"Deeply funny musings and adventures elevate Paul Rudnick to the highest level of American comedy writing." - Steve Martin

"Terribly sad news about Stuart Cable, such a lovely, warm, funny, talented man." - Rob Brydon

"I make myself laugh all the time. I think I'm really funny. I do." - Mila Kunis

"What I've always wanted to do is be as funny as possible." - John Cleese

"Subtle, funny and touching, with a striking downbeat authenticity. Director Craig Zobel is the real thing." - A. O. Scott

"But it's funny how the memory works and how sometimes we just belive whatever we want." - Chris Bohjalian

"We're living on the Planet of the Apes. Is that funny or serious?" - Robert Anton Wilson

"MC is a funny girl and always makes me laugh no matter what. I love her!" - Missy Elliot

"I have a great ability to improvise verbally and I am very funny on a dime." - Kate Braverman

"[It's] funny how things have a way of looking so much brighter in the daytime." - Elvis Presley

"Isn't it funny how we live inside the lies we believe?" - A.S. King

"People think it's funny when a dumb person can't do things the same way they can." - Daniel Keyes

"It's funny how someone's perception of you can be formed without you even knowing it." - Sarah Dessen

"Funny, when you finally faced reality, it was amazing how clearly you could see things." - Mary Higgins Clark

"Americans are funny people: first you shock them, then they put you in a museum." - Mick Jagger

"In Hollywood, it's hard to be funny, because all the big jokes are in Washington." - Rich Little

"Uncyclopedia isn't funny anymore." - Bernard Manning

"It was funny, she thought, but her smile turned wistful because she had nobody to tell." - Laini Taylor

"It's funny how you can live somewhere your whole life, but not really see it." - Kami Garcia

"Funny thing about the monster. The worse he treats you, the more you love him." - Ellen Hopkins

"Funny how someone telling you not to do something can talk you into it." - Richelle Mead

"You must never imagine, that just because something is funny, it is not also dangerous." - Neil Gaiman

"We've all got weaknesses. Me, for instance. I'm tragically funny and good-looking." - Rick Riordan

"I keep forgetting about your amnesia. Heh. Forgetting about amnesia. That's funny." - Rick Riordan

"The thought of you being removed from the rotation is not funny to me." - John Green

"Thinking and Thought: Thoughts are funny little things, They can make paupers or make kings." - Sydney Madwed

"You can't lead a cavalry if you think that you look funny riding a horse." - John Peers

"It's funny, isn't it? How your best friend can just blow up like that?" - Anonymous

"Life was a funny thing that occurred on the way to the grave." - Quentin Crisp

"That's the funny thing about knowing you ca' have something. It makes you desperate. -Leah" - Stephenie Meyer

"I don't know if there's anything intrinsically funny about Tae Kwon Do." - Jody Hill

"You only become funny when you have a complete reverence for life." - Frederick Lenz

"The longer and more carefully we look at a funny story, the sadder it becomes." - Nikolai Gogol

"The funny thing about stop signs is that they're also start signs." - Maureen Johnson

"It was funny, though, the things you didn't learn about people until after they died." - Cynthia Leitich Smith

"I'm so into you, it's not even funny. (Naomi & Ely's No Kiss List)" - Rachel Cohn

"Oh come on Pam, they're funny. They're like humans but miniature...tea cup humans!" - Charlaine Harris

"Who doesnt love a funny girl who can look sexy at the same time?" - Malin Akerman

"Burroughs's voice is hard, derisive, inventive, free, funny, serious, poetic, indelibly American." - Joan Didion

"only a complete alcoholic can think life is funny ... any life! ..." - Louis-Ferdinand Celine

"I dont spend much time on Twitter. I joined because I found it funny." - Tahar Rahim

"Nickelback walks into a bar...there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny." - Dave Grohl

"A politician is a politician whether he's wearing a suit or a funny hat." - Reza Aslan

"Don't come on to be funny - come on to solve problems." - Keith Johnstone

"It's funny to hear priests and nuns argue with each other." - Wendelin Van Draanen

"Not dead-dying. Funny how two things could be so similar and yet so far apart" - Maggie Stiefvater

"Play out a boring game to the end and funny things can happen; Fischer knew it." - Hans Ree

"I like girls who are intelligent, somewhat funny, and pretty with a nice personality." - Leonardo Dicaprio

"Books shouldn't be daunting, they should be funny, exciting and wonderful." - Roald Dahl



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