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Oatmeal Cookies Quotes


"If you're craving oatmeal cookies, apple sauce won't do.." - Eric Jerome Dickey

"There's an oatmeal cookie in there. I see no reason for the existence of oatmeal, particularly in cookies." - Nora Roberts

"Chocolate candy! Uhhh, oatmeal cookies, oatmeal cookies! Soda pop! Orange soda pop! And we be eatin' like dogs, man. For a while, anyway." - Riley Martin

"I am a picky eater. By that I mean, I love to pick the raisins out of oatmeal raisin cookies, the chips out of chocolate chip cookies, the white side off of black and white cookies, and the vanilla center out of Oreos." - Dylan Lauren

"Life is like a box of cookies." - Haruki Murakami

"Cookies are made of butter and love." - Proverbs

"I don't want any of this artificial superficial feeling stimulated by the choir. Today I have proved myself a glutton-?for Scotch oatmeal cookies and erotic thought. There is nothing left to say of me." - Flannery O'Connor

"I do' want any of this artificial superficial feeling stimulated by the choir. Today I have proved myself a glutton-?for Scotch oatmeal cookies and erotic thought. There is nothing left to say of me." - Flannery O'Connor

"I don't want any of this artificial superficial feeling stimulated by the choir. Today I have proved myself a glutton-for Scotch oatmeal cookies and erotic thought. There is nothing left to say of me." - Flannery O'Connor

"I eat cheese and salami and a lot of fried chicken. I eat a big bag of oatmeal-raisin cookies every night and I don't gain weight. I still look OK as long as I'm dressed." - Ellen Barkin

"Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues." - Woody Paige

"Cookies at both of them. The cookies are probably better at Letterman though." - Jim Gaffigan

"Fairy dust is very useful. I use it to turn oatmeal into cake." - David Shannon

"Lisp has all the visual appeal of oatmeal with fingernail clippings mixed in." - Larry Wall

"When a man diets, he eats oatmeal in addition to everything else he usually eats." - E W Howe

"Trying a case a second time is like eating yesterday morning's oatmeal." - Lloyd Paul Stryker

"I'm not much of cook, but I cook a mean bowl of oatmeal." - Mahershala Ali

"[I had a]...Second bowl of oatmeal. It was a little bit gloppy." - Megan Whalen Turner

"As a kid, I got three meals a day. Oatmeal, miss-a-meal and no meal." - Mr T

"Oatmeal tastes so good on its own, you don't even need to add sugar." - Kristin Chenoweth

"You have to eat oatmeal or you'll dry up. Anybody knows that." - Kay Thompson

"I like egg white omelets with veggies, or oatmeal with almonds and fruit." - Vanessa Hudgens

"What about Santa's cookies? I suppose 'parents' eat those, too?" - Will Ferrell

"When the going gets tough, the tough make cookies." - Erma Bombeck

"She smells better," Claire said. "And she made me cookies." - Rachel Caine

"After you eat Grandma's cookies, everything in life gets better." - Justin Smith

"Come to the dark side. We have cookies." - Sherrilyn Kenyon

"Part 1- In search of Hot Chocolate-Chip Cookies" - James Patterson

"I'm baking stories, and singing cookies, oh the tonderous wimes!" - Thom Yorke

"I'm an animal thug, I grew up eatin' animal cookies" - Akinyele

"I looked at the canine companion. "Me cookies. You stay." - Ilona Andrews

"In the cookies of life, sisters are the chocolate chips." - Anonymous

"Grandmas never run out of hugs or cookies." - Anonymous

"If drunk were cookies, I'd be Famous Amos" - John Green

"We'd get sick on too many cookies, but ever so much sicker on no cookies at all." - Sinclair Lewis

"People have got to learn: if they don't have cookies in the cookie jar, they can't eat cookies." - Suze Orman

"On more than one occasion, the camera has cut to me after a break as I'm still trying to swallow the last bite of cookie. Those of you who have thought to yourselves, 'That guy talks like he has marbles in his mouth,' should know that they are not marbles, but oatmeal cookies." - Lester Holt

"Philadelphia was the first city to foresee the advantages of a Federal constitution and oatmeal as a breakfast food." - Christopher Morley

"The prayers we weave into the matching of socks, the stirring of oatmeal, the reading of stories, they survive fire." - Ann Voskamp

"When I eat oatmeal, I'm hungry by 10 A.M., but pho is a great way to start the day." - Tom Douglas

"It takes only one bad amp to turn your ears to oatmeal: That's how old hippies became Yanni fans." - Rob Sheffield

"I use nothing but the best ingredients. My cookies are always baked fresh. I price cookies so that you cannot make them at home for any less. And I still give cookies away." - Debbi Fields

"Empty?! You took all the cookies!" "They were crying to get out of the jar... Cookies get claustrophobia too, you know!" - Charles M Schulz

"America ships tons of sugar cookies to Denmark and Denmark ships tons of sugar cookies to America. Wouldn't it be more efficient just to swap recipes?" - Michael Pollan

"A cookie store is a bad idea. Besides, the market research reports say America likes crispy cookies, not soft and chewy cookies like you make." - Debbi Fields

"I see you looking at my cookies,' my father said to Morelli. 'Don't even think about it. Go get your own cookies." - Janet Evanovich

"Baking cookies is comforting, and cookies are the sweetest little bit of comfort food. They are very bite-sized and personal." - Sandra Lee

"I'm not sure about these cookies ... They came from the local 7/11 bakery, or whatever." - Mitt Romney

"Who needs astrology? The wise man gets by on fortune cookies." - Edward Abbey

"There aren't enough cookies in the world to make you feel loved and whole." - Michael Neill

"Mmmmm. Warm chocolate chip cookies. Not even AB negative can compare." - Heather Brewer

"I love watching keep-fit videos while munching chocolate chip cookies." - Dolly Parton

"I eat a lot of ice cream, chocolate, and cookies, and I drink rose champagne." - Jenna Lyons

"Taking pictures is like tiptoeing into the kitchen late at night and stealing Oreo cookies." - Diane Arbus

"If you ca' change the world with chocolate chip cookies, how can you change the world?" - Pat Murphy

"Relax, she's not really converting. (Acheron) Look at her! She's not exactly baking cookies! (Xypher)" - Sherrilyn Kenyon

"If you can't change the world with chocolate chip cookies, how can you change the world?" - Pat Murphy

"Should I warm the oven and bake you a batch of hero cookies? - Zephyra" - Sherrilyn Kenyon

"Relax, she's not really converting. (Acheron) Look at her! She's not exactly baking cookies! (Xypher)" - Sherrilyn Kenyon

"I will never get tired of making chocolate chip cookies. Never." - Danielle Campbell

"Cookies are unbelievable. I have a problem, I eat like, four to five a day." - Ryan Cabrera

"I love Pinterest, so I got a little inspiration from there - I'm obsessed with cookies." - Devon Windsor

"Joy and sorrow are like milk and cookies. That's how well they go together." - Neil Gaiman

"God never slams a door in your face without opening a box of Girl Scout cookies." - Elizabeth Gilbert

"I have a constant sweet tooth, so I like anything from the bakery, like cupcakes, cookies." - Carmen Electra

"All the things I used to like - cookies, ice cream, gumbo - I don't like anymore." - Etta James

"In some areas I am more noted for reading then I am for cookies!" - Wally Amos

"I don't get sent anything strange like underwear. I get sent cookies." - Jennifer Aniston

"I suppose I could have stayed home and baked cookies and had teas." - Hillary Clinton

"People think of fortune cookies as being Chinese, but in essence, they are fundamentally American." - Jennifer Lee

"I eat anything, especially sweets. Chocolate, cookies, and I love mint-chip ice cream." - Mary Mccormack

"I like to have cookies in the morning before I go swimming." - Brunello Cucinelli

"I love chocolate chip cookies - really anything with chocolate will do!" - Laura Wilkinson

"When I got inside, I just sort of stood there. There's nothing stranger than the smell of someone else's house. The scent goes right to your stomach. Mary's house smelled like lemon furniture polish and oatmeal cookies and logs in a fireplace. For some reason it made me want to curl up in the fetal position. I could have slept right there on their kitchen table." - Adam Rapp

"Fine. Your oatmeal spread in the fridge would go too, but it's already been opened. That stuff was disgusting. Jay, thats my facial scrub." - Rob Payne

"It's just the most amazing thing to love a dog, isn't it? It makes our relationships with people seem as boring as a bowl of oatmeal." - John Grogan

"Oatmeal is a cheap and healthy breakfast." - Marcus Samuelsson

"Even if I'm gone all day, breakfast is the one meal I always cook for my kids. I make French toast, oatmeal, or an egg burrito." - Gabrielle Reece

"My wife gets pampered pretty well. She's had me trained since she was pregnant, when I started making her oatmeal with fresh berries every morning." - Michael Weatherly

"I live a pretty domestic and normal life. I make my kids breakfast most mornings, but nothing too elaborate - soft-boiled eggs and oatmeal." - Pierce Brosnan

"It is hard to convince people of this, but oatmeal truly is miraculous. It gives you an amazing amount of energy, like cocaine." - Kelly Williams Brown

"I feel better all day if I start off by eating healthy. Breakfast is simple: multigrain toast with natural peanut butter, oatmeal, yogurt, fruit, or healthy cereal." - Natalie Morales

"I love oatmeal. To me, it's not boring. I agree that ordinary oatmeal is very boring, but not the steel-cut Irish kind - the kind that pops in your mouth when you bite into it in little glorious bursts like a sort of gummy champagne." - Alan Alda

"Valentine's Day is a sham created by card companies to reinforce gender stereotypes. [..] I'll buy some cookies, but NOT for Valentine's Day. These cookies celebrate the February 14th birthday of Anna Howard Shaw, famed American suffragette." - Anna Howard Shaw

"I was not a classic mother. But my kids were never palmed off to boarding school. So, I didn't bake cookies. You can buy cookies, but you can't buy love." - Raquel Welch

"I'm thankful for women. I think women are more intelligent than men. Also, without women, there would be no cookies." - Norm Macdonald

"Good places for aphorisms: in fortune cookies, on bumper stickers, and on banners flying over the Palace of Free Advice." - Mason Cooley

"I ca' believe I was ever stupid enough to trust Noir. Come to the dark side. We have cookies. (Zeth)" - Sherrilyn Kenyon

"I can't believe I was ever stupid enough to trust Noir. Come to the dark side. We have cookies. (Zeth)" - Sherrilyn Kenyon

"What about desserts?" I asked. "If the world comes to an end, I'm going to want cookies." - Susan Beth Pfeffer

"If you lose count of how many cookies you ate, the calorie intake ceases to exist. True story." - Frank Iero

"I bought all those [fitness] videos - Richard Simmons, Jane Fonda. I love to sit and eat cookies and watch 'em." - Dolly Parton

"We knew we loved making cookies and every time we did, we made people happy. That was our business plan." - Debbi Fields

"I can make cookies and do easy stuff. Pies are very specific and hard to do well though." - Keri Russell

"Invite your melancholy outside for a walk. Or read it a poem. Or bake it chocolate chip cookies." - Dr. SunWolf

"In 1975, researchers Worchel, Lee, and Adewole wanted to know how people would value cookies in two identical glass jars.[lxiii] One jar held ten cookies while the other contained just two stragglers. Which cookies would people value more? While the cookies and jars were identical, participants valued the ones in the near-empty jar more highly. The appearance of scarcity affected their perception of value.
" - Hooked

"I love to eat - Kit Kats or cookies-and-cream ice cream. I need sugar like five times a day." - Kim Kardashian

"Christmas cookies can't help but be retro - they are memory first, sugar-flour-egg-redhot-gumdrop-sparkle reality second." - Dana Goodyear

"Fortune cookies are a good idea. If the message is positive, it can make your day a little better." - Yao Ming

"I like Sultana cookies - they are so, so, so good. I think the best in the world." - Maud Welzen

"I think cookies are sort of the unsung sweet, you know? They're incredibly popular. But everybody thinks of cakes and pies and fancier desserts before they think cookies. A plate of cookies is a great way to end dinner and really nice to share at the holidays." - Bobby Flay

"Accents are funny in that they have this odd draw for us, yet we forget we have one, too. No one is without an accent, but the one you've got seems like oatmeal to their caviar." - Deb Caletti

"There's no dishonor in being forced by a superior power into slavery, but it is an eternal disgrace to voluntarily surrender one's liberty for a filthy bowl of oatmeal and promise of security by liars." - Charley Reese

"No money, holes in my socks, living off oatmeal." - Donna Tartt

"Bowl of oatmeal tried to stare me down... and won." - John Prine

"Battles that involve oatmeal are just never going to end up being historic, you know?" Jake went on. "Gettysburg? No major oatmeal involvement. The Battle of Midway? Neither side used oatmeal. Desert Storm? No oatmeal." - Katherine Applegate

"Oatmeal indeed supplies the common people of Scotland with the greatest and best part of their food, which is in general much inferior to that of their neighbours of the same rank in England." - Adam Smith

"Life is lumpy. And a lump in the oatmeal, a lump in the throat, and a lump in a breast are not the same lump. One should learn the difference." - Robert Fulghum

"My mom is very structured. She gets up, she does her prayers, and she eats her oatmeal with blueberries and Greek yogurt, and she has her prayer list, and she doesn't worry too much about things." - Maria Bamford

"I can't tell you enough about cinnamon. Cinnamon is an awesome spice to use and it goes great with something like apples in the morning or in a mixture of fruit or in your oatmeal or even in your cereal." - Emeril Lagasse

"As a kid, there was a painting of 'Appeal to the Great Spirit' that I would see when I would get oatmeal bowls out of the cupboard. This painting, it was so real to me that it frightened me." - Lance Henriksen

"I'm such a fitness freak that I eat so plain, it's gross. I have oatmeal in the morning and then I have chicken breasts and vegetables and spinach shakes." - Jake Shears

"Whether I'm on or off the field, I know the importance of getting enough sleep and starting the day with a wholesome breakfast like oatmeal made with milk and fruit." - Andrew Luck

"I like cookies, any cookie you put in front of me - animal cookies, sugar cookies, anything crunchy." - Maria Shriver

"What children need most are the essentials that grandparents provide in abundance. They give unconditional love, kindness, patience, humor, comfort, lessons in life. And, most importantly, cookies." - Rudy Giuliani

"People want national championship banners. People want to talk about Indiana being competitive. How do we get there? We don't get there with milk and cookies." - Bobby Knight

"I understand that coffee and cigarettes are cool, fashionable and all that. But agree the tea with cookies still taste better." - Jared Leto

"I'm a pescatarian, so I don't eat red meat or pork. So my dinners usually consist of seafood in some way. And maybe cookies after!" - Misty Copeland

"The day I saw my mom eating the Santa cookies on the plate was one of the most horrific days of my life." - Halle Berry

"Well, but you can eat Grandma's cookies. They're not bad for you. They were made by Grandma. Grandma wouldn't hurt you." - John Green

"If I'm at a party where I'm not enjoying myself, I will put some cookies in my jacket pocket and leave without saying good-bye." - Mindy Kaling

"I'm a shallow, shallow boy. Hey, it helps that you're pretty. It brings out the nice guy in me. Makes me what to share my cookies with you." - J. Lynn

"Want a cookie,' Ra said. 'What kind?' 'Weasel cookie.' I'm here to tell you, that comment about weasel cookies probably saved the known universe." - Rick Riordan

"It's like he has this power over me-like I have an eating disorder and he's a package of Oreo Double Stuff cookies." - Christopher Moore

"If I'm at a party where I'm not enjoying myself, I will put some cookies in my jacket pocket and leave without saying good-bye." - Mindy Kaling

"I am an author of Christian Fantasy. My first 7 books were Christian Romance, but I came over to the Dark Side when I heard there were cookies." - Donita K. Paul

"Ive been competitive since day one. Even in little things as a child, like having a twin and a direct competitor for who makes better cookies." - Gracie Gold

"Oliver: You turned me down. So why, I wonder, did you decide Amelie would be a better choice? Claire: She smells better. And she made me cookies." - Rachel Caine

"If I had any choice in the matter, I'd stay in my comfy bed and eat warm chocolate chip cookies all day." - Simone Elkeles

"Peace means no one is worried about anyone else's this moment we are all quietly content with the cookies we have." - Amy Krouse Rosenthal

"People always starve themselves, and then they get hungry, and then they eat the wrong things, like chips or cookies or whatever they can grab." - Heidi Klum

"I think the kazoo and chocolate-chip cookies have a lot in common. All you need is a mouth to appreciate either one." - Wally Amos

"In this scene, I'm talking about how much I don't like cookies.... I'm sayin', 'Listen, guys. Have you read the book? We're not supposed to be eating.'" - Robert Pattinson

"I've got a library copy of Gone with the Wind, a quart of milk and all these cookies. Wow! What an orgy!" - Jacqueline Susann

"We laughed the rest of the way, because the point of this story is, it is not the cookies. It is the love." - Daniel Handler

"I bake all the time, but I don't like to eat the cookies when they're done. I just like the dough." - Sharon Stone

"People ask me how I stay thin, and I'm like, 'When you go to the grocery store, buy more bananas than cookies.'" - Elizabeth Banks

"It's like he has this power over me-like I have an eating disorder and he's a package of Oreo Double Stuff cookies." - Christopher Moore

"Why are there not positive mysteries? It's always who stole the diamond, or who killed the butler? How about... who made cookies, somebody cleaned my room." - Demetri Martin

"God's promises are not fortune cookies. We do not use them in order to get a spiritual "fix" for the day." - Sinclair B. Ferguson

"My grannies would both bake things like shortbreads and cookies. I think whenever I smell those kinds of things it really takes me back to my childhood." - Curtis Stone

"Some things can only be understood when you're in a tree house. With a pile of warm chocolate chip cookies. And a book." - Dr. SunWolf

"I am still convinced that a good, simple, homemade cookie is preferable to all the store-bought cookies one can find." - James Beard

"What are you doing here?" [ndr prison] Selling Girl Scout cookies," I said. "Want some? The Samoas are terrific." (Max II to Max)" - James Patterson

"The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies." - Neil Gaiman

"I usually travel with a posse. I roll deep. I travel like a rapper, but without the artillery. We don't carry guns, we carry cookies." - Gabriel Iglesias

"I ate everything - a lot of pizza, bags of chips and boxes of cookies. Now I love chicken, that's all I eat." - Robert Iler

"I'm very lucky because I love fruit and to this day, that has saved me because I'd much rather have fruit than cookies." - Carrie Ann Inaba

"The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV." - Kim Kardashian

"Self-knowledge is better than self-control any day," Raquel said firmly. "And I know myself well enough to know how I act around cookies." - Claudia Gray



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