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"I'm doing comedy development at National Lampoon." - Kato Kaelin

"I'm doing comedy development at National Lampoon." - Kato

"From National Lampoon, you go directly to Saturday Night Live, because it's a lot of the same people." - P. J. O'Rourke

"As a former writer for the 'National Lampoon,' I've probably contributed to the sea of sarcasm in which we live." - P J Orourke

"National Lampoon lost its audience when it went from monthly magazine to bimonthly to quarterly to annual to just making movies." - Ricky Van Veen

"I loved the old stories in National Lampoon, like the original story the movie Vacation was based on. I used to laugh at them until I cried." - Drew Carey

"I was managing editor for a while [in National Lampoon ], and it does cause business problems when your circulation goes up." - P. J. O'Rourke

"I read everything, including the labels on canned food. I'm a hopeless print addict, a condition alleviated only by daily meditation which breaks the linear-Aristotelian trance. National Lampoon, Scientific American are what I read most obsessively." - Robert Anton Wilson

"Harold Ramis and I together did the 'National Lampoon Show' off Broadway, 'Meatballs,' 'Stripes,' 'Caddyshack,' 'Ghostbusters' and 'Groundhog Day.' He earned his keep on this planet. God bless him." - Bill Murray

"Harold Ramis and I together did the "National Lampoon Show" off Broadway, "Meatballs," "Stripes," "Caddyshack," "Ghostbusters" and "Groundhog Day." He earned his keep on this planet. God bless him." - Bill Murray

"I had grown up as a feature writer, and basically my career had been in The National Lampoon and as a magazine editor, and I'd never been a reporter." - P. J. O'Rourke

"National isolation breeds national neurosis." - Hubert Humphrey

"National isolation breeds national neurosis." - Hubert H Humphrey

"You start out with Mad magazine, and you go right through the sort of black humor of Lenny Bruce, Lord Buckley, Mort Sahl, Paul Krassner... If you put Lenny together with Mad magazine and run it through the brain of a college student, you get National Lampoon." - P. J. O'Rourke

"My point of view comes more from the literature I've read and the comedy of the era. When I was a kid, coming across National Lampoon Magazine, that was a big thing. I suddenly felt like there were other people that felt the way I did, and there was a way of expressing and communicating this worldview." - Charlie Kaufman

"I went to Second City, where you learned to make the other actor look good so you looked good and National Lampoon, where you had to create everything out of nothing, and SNL, where you couldn't make any mistakes, and you learned what collaboration was." - Bill Murray

"...Skyscraper National Park" - Kurt Vonnegut

"A nerd will be a nerd all his life. When we did The Nerd Book at National Lampoon, the nerds got picked up as if there were a lot of them at every school - and there aren't. Maybe two. There are many more geeks. A geek is a guy who has everything going for him, but he's just too young. He's got the software, but he doesn't have the hardware yet." - John Hughes

"John Belushi infused Animal House with this spirit of guerilla filmmaking. John Landis came from that world too, and all the National Lampoon writers were from that world. It was just chaos on film. Controlled chaos, though. We stayed very close to the script. It was a very formal kind of movie, if you look at it. Formally photographed and structured, with certain elements of improv." - Tim Matheson

"National honor is national property of the highest value." - James Monroe

"National injustice is the surest road to national downfall." - William E Gladstone

"A national language is a band of national union." - Noah Webster

"National injustice is the surest road to national downfall." - William Ewart Gladstone

"These are national problems that require national solutions." - Thomas Menino

"National honor is the national property of the highest value." - James Monroe

"Consumerism is our national religion." - Jennifer Stone

"Baseball is our national game." - Calvin Coolidge

"National Socialism is applied biology," - Hans Schemm

"The national pastime is juiced," - Jose Canseco

"Vote in a national election." - Bill Vaughan

"Immigration security is national security." - Kellyanne Conway

"The national pastime is juiced." - Jose Canseco

"The new national campfire - radio." - Linda Ellerbee

"Medicine also disregards national boundaries." - Irving Langmuir

"Bullying is a national epidemic." - Macklemore

"National education to be truly national must reflect the national condition for the time being." - Mahatma Gandhi

"The Harvard Lampoon itself, which had a pretty stellar run in the '60s." - P. J. O'Rourke

"I realised that a television show on political lampoon was one genre that was missing." - Cyrus Broacha

"There is no national science, just as there is no national multiplication table; what is national is no longer science." - Anton Chekhov

"The happy ending is our national belief." - Mary Mccarthy

"Religion is no more national than conscience." - Victor de Riqueti, marquis de Mirabeau

"Culture Clash is a national treasure." - Philip Kan Gotanda

"War is the national industry of Prussia." - Honore Gabriel Riqueti, comte de Mirabeau

"The National Party is a dying party." - Tony Windsor

"National enthusiasm is the nursery of genius." - Henry Tuckerman

"The National League is baseball to me." - Kerry Wood

"We should raise the national minimum wage." - Hillary Clinton

"It has become an ongoing national joke." - Charles Thomson

"It has become an ongoing national joke." - Billy Childish

"National League umpires wear inside chest protesters." - Jerry Coleman

"Overcriminalization has become a national plague." - George Will

"No one can undermine national unity." - Ivica Dacic

"The national team comes before everything." - Lorrie Fair

"I brought several national projects to Katihar." - Tariq Anwar

"The Internet knows no national borders." - Alan Dershowitz

"National Socialism and Christianity are irreconcilable." - Martin Bormann

"I've been proud to be national champion." - David Millar

"The national deficit is not rising." - Ed Balls

"Every war is a national misfortune." - Helmuth James Graf von Moltke

"Gross National Product is our Holy Grail." - Stewart Udall

"National enthusiasm is the nursery of genius." - Henry Theodore Tuckerman

"I watch a lot of 'National Geographic.'" - Ridley Scott

"Global terror does not respect national boundaries." - Vikas Swarup

"NDA not only stands for National Democratic Alliance but is also the National Development Alliance." - Narendra Modi

"National events determine our ideals, as much as our ideals determine national events." - Jane Addams

"The National Organization of Women is the national organization of witches." - Jerry Falwell

"Unemployment is bigger than a political party. It is a national danger and a national scandal." - Ellen Wilkinson

"Modest about our national pride - and inordinately proud of our national modesty." - Ian Hislop

"Political power means the capacity to regulate national life through national representatives." - Mahatma Gandhi

"The history and national interest of Rwanda and the Rwandan people dictate our national orientation." - Paul Kagame

"Mercury pollution from power plants is a national problem that requires a national response" - Tom Allen

"A national debt, if it is not excessive, will be to us a national blessing." - Alexander Hamilton

"Beer is the Danish national drink, and the Danish national weakness is another beer." - Clementine Paddleford

"Capital in the hands of a national government forms a part of the gross national capital." - Jean-Baptiste Say

"Mercury pollution from power plants is a national problem that requires a national response." - Tom Allen

"The Olympic Games are a national cause, and a national cause calls for a nationwide attitude." - Gianna Angelopoulosdaska

"Let no one ever think for a moment that national debate means national division." - Lyndon B Johnson

"The dissolution of the nation destroys the national religion, and dethrones the national deity." - William Robertson Smith

"Bottom line: A market approach to national defense would give us a lousy national defense." - Timothy Noah

"You can't get closer to the heart of national sovereignty than national security and intelligence services." - Gijs De Vries

"When you say 'state' you mean 'national.' National Socialism. That is what Mussolini and Hitler did. National Socialism. State Capitalism. They've changed the name." - Beck

"The revolution will survive. It does not rely solely on oil for its survival. There is a national will, there is a national idea, a national project." - Hugo Chavez

"I don't think there is a national pasttime. Watching TV is a national pasttime. Really. If there is a national pasttime, it is watching TV." - Michael Lewis

"Michael Jackson National African American Art Examiner Series" - Aberjhani

"Nobody ever wins the National Open. Somebody loses it." - Bobby Jones

"We beseech [God] to pardon our national and other transgressions..." - George Washington

"Patriotism is the vital condition of national permanence." - George William Curtis

"The university is the last remaining platform for national dissent." - Leon Eisenberg

"Whoever wants to understand National Socialist Germany must know Wagner." - Adolf Hitler

"FC Barcelona is the national team of Catalonia" - Carles Puyol

"Stupidity is a personal achievement which transcends national boundaries." - Albert Einstein

"National security is the fig leaf against freedom of information." - Ralph Nader

"Heartbreak is the national anthem. We sing it proudly." - Taylor Swift

"...the facility at Guantanamo Bay is necessary to national security." - Jeff Miller

"Glaciers are almost gone from Glacier National Park" - Donella Meadows

"Chinese national Internet policy is very simple: Block and clone." - Michael Anti

"I will open an era of grand national unity." - Park Geun-hye

"I am not a supporter of buying a national team." - Oliver Bierhoff

"National liberation is necessarily an act of culture" - Amilcar Cabral

"Bless the children, for the national debt is theirs." - Herbert Hoover

"I'm sorry I'm crying again on national television." - Kelly Clarkson

"Golf: The most ... perfect expression of National Stupidity." - Max Beerbohm

"Writer's make national literature, while translators make universal literature." - Jose Saramago

"I'd like to get into the National Guard." - Dan Quayle

"Peace is a national issue, not only government's responsibility." - Ashraf Ghani

"We don't declare war any more; we declare national defense." - Eugene Mccarthy

"Great, I thought. We just blowtorched a national monument." - Rick Riordan

"Everything about my life is about winning a national championship" - Kyle Dake

"Should National Security Issues be decided by a Local Referendum?" - Arun Jaitley

"No sane society chooses to commit national suicide." - John F Kennedy

"We would rather starve than sell our national honor." - Indira Gandhi

"Laughter brings the swelling down on our national psyche." - Stephen Colbert

"The national park is the best idea America ever had." - James Bryce

"Superiority and inferiority are individual, not racial or national." - Philip Wylie

"Cannon: An instrument used in the rectification of national boundaries." - Ambrose Bierce

"We now have a national reputation for corruption." - Chris Redfern

"What do Japanese Jews love to eat? Hebrew National Tsunami." - Gilbert Gottfried

"Queen Victoria - a mixture of national landlady and actress." - V S Pritchett

"Welfare is ... the victim of national compassion fatigue." - Ellen Goodman

"National literature begins with fables and ends with novels." - Joseph Joubert

"All Americans suffer from anxiety; it's a national disease." - Helen Nielsen

"I'm a REAL National Socialist, you'd better believe it!" - Aleksandr Dugin

"The Jews are the enemy of National Socialism." - Arthur Seyss-Inquart

"The Christian religion and National Socialist doctrines are not compatible." - Martin Bormann

"It's the 'National Enquirer' for the ad people" - Joe Sedelmaier

"That endless book, the newspaper, is our national glory." - Henry Ward Beecher

"National governments are under paid, under staffed, and under talented." - Terence Mckenna

"Saw Washington Monument. Phallic. Appalling. A national catastrophe." - Arnold Bennett

"We need a new approach to national security" - John F Kerry

"(The National Cancer Program is) a bunch of (obscenity)." - James D Watson

"Waterboarding ok if national security were at stake." - Fred Thompson

"America needs optimistic leadership to revive national soul." - Mike Huckabee

"Our biggest national security crisis is Barack Obama" - John Bolton

"The liberal agenda is the blueprint for national ruin." - James Cook

"Gross negligence in handling national security is a felony." - Bill O'Reilly

"I have not seen the National League enough to know." - Joe Maddon

"Increasingly, it's people not interested in National Geographic." - Sam Abell

"I do not add a penny to the national debt." - Hillary Clinton

"The Russians stole from the Democratic National Committee with hacking." - E. J. Dionne

"Legislators consistently put the political imperative before the national interest." - Doug Bandow

"I'm still technically employed by the National Broadcasting Company." - Tina Fey

"Without establishing national laws, how can you suppress the rebellion?" - Ma Hongkui

"The virulence of the national appetite for bogus revelation." - H L Mencken

"I think that bloody old National nearly killed me." - Laurence Olivier

"Driver's licenses are a crucial national security issue." - Phyllis Schlafly

"The dead soldier's silence sings our national anthem." - Aaron Kilbourn

"National borders aren't even speed bumps on the information superhighway." - Tim May

"I am an instigator of the national energies." - A.C. Cuza

"Where tax is solidarity, the national sport is tax evasion." - Anthony Daniels (psychiatrist)

"National security is vital for economic and social progress." - Paul Kagame



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