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Named Quotes


"Triple tongued is triple named" - Alison Croggon

"Id like an omelet named after me." - Rufus Sewell

"A named thing is a tamed thing." - Joanne Harris

"I want a sandwich named after me." - Jon Stewart

"I have a St. Bernard named B." - Heather O'Rourke

"I had a garter snake named Clayton." - Noel Fielding

"Truth-teller was our England's Alfred named." - Alfred Tennyson

"A thing named is a thing tamed." - Joanne Harris

"I have a St. Bernard named B." - Heather Orourke

"I have a black lab named Luke." - Bryan Clay

"People named their kids after me!" - Chad Everett

"I'd like an omelet named after me." - Rufus Sewell

"I named my son Noah for the same reason Chris Martin named his apple: we're asses." - Thom Yorke

"Your horse is named Small. Yes. Mine is named Big. -Fire and Brigan" - Kristin Cashore

"I have one chocolate Lab named Jasmine. I also had a rat named Sky." - Jason Dolley

"An un-named song is like an un-named child, it has no identity." - Robyn Hitchcock

"Socrates had a student named Plato, Plato had a student named Aristotle, and Aristotle had a student named Alexander the Great." - Tom Morris

"Socrates had a student named Plato, Plato had a student named Aristotle, and Aristotle had a student named Alexander the Great." - Old Tom Morris

"My favorite Elton John song is "Daniel"; my son is named Daniel and he's partly named after my wife's father, but also partly named after that song." - Steven Drozd

"Couldn't afford a car so he named his daughter Alexis" - Kanye West

"I'm not a kiss-and-teller. I never named names." - Joni Mitchell

"I therefore named this isolated and remarkable feature Swan Hill." - Thomas Mitchell

"Hast thou named all the birds without a gun?" - Ralph Waldo Emerson

"Emirates Stadium should be named after Arsene Wenger" - Alan Pardew

"No horse named Morbid ever won a race." - Ernest Hemingway

"You nicked-named my daughter after the Lock Ness Monster!" - Stephenie Meyer

"All killer whales are named Kevin. You knew that, right?" - Christopher Moore

"A real Christmas baby was not to be lightly named." - Kate Douglas Wiggin

"I used to have an imaginary friend named Michael." - Niall Horan

"I think they named the orange before the carrot." - Demetri Martin

"How can there not already be a rapper named 'O'pinion'?" - Dov Davidoff

"The God that can be named is not God." - Soren Kierkegaard

"I'm named Barack Hussein Obama. I'm African-American." - Barack Obama

"From the water-fall he named her, Minnehaha, Laughing Water." - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

"From the waterfall he named her, Minnehaha, Laughing Water." - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

"Named after the great romaine emperor, Julius Salad." - Scott Adams

"Adam named the living animals, MaddAddam names the dead ones." - Margaret Atwood

"The army of brokers, jobbers and other quaintly named parasites." - Neil Kinnock

"The cottage which was named the Evening Star Is gone." - William Wordsworth

"Little princess, lovely as the dawn, well named Aurore." - Cameron Dokey

"I stepped on a land mine named Jayson Blair." - Howell Raines

"Never eat at a Chinese restaurant named Mama Teresa's Trattoria." - Joy Behar

"I was named after my mother's maiden name." - Sprague Grayden

"I was named after my two grandmothers - Julia Elizabeth." - Julie Andrews

"Someone named Gold has never won gold, I'm told." - Gracie Gold

"I have a Rhodesian Ridgeback dog named Lola." - Hannah Kearney

"Yes, I've just bought a new horse, named Jedi." - Bruce Boxleitner

"I think my parents were high when they named me." - Jolene Blalock

"A holiday, the day I first named you, "friend."" - Mary Anne Radmacher

"I have a Maltipoo named Blondie. She is so cute!" - Ashley Tisdale

"My first cat was named Cowboy, after the Dallas Cowboys." - Jenna Bush

"Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy." - Groucho Marx

"I don't know who named them swells. There's nothing swell about them. They should have named them awfuls." - Hugo Vihlen

"Chicks named Tammy have a greater chance of actually driving a Mercedes than a chick named Mercedes." - Adam Carolla

"I have a rescue dog named Fideo, which means 'noodle' in Spanish, and a cat named Hutch." - Ana Ortiz

"My name is "A Pimp named Slickback" Wait... A Pimp?? ... Named Slickback. Yes, please say the whole thing if you would. Yes, that includs the "A Pimp Named" part. Yes Tom, everytime." - Katt Williams

"I have a lot of mice, I have a kitten named 'Girr,' I have an iguana named 'Invader Zim,' I have some fish, a whole buncha water snails, and a tarantula named 'Sweet Pea.'" - Matthew Underwood

"My mother, twenty-two, was Harriet Gautier Brooks, named for her paternal grandmother, but always called Hallie. My father, twenty-six, was Albert Horton Foote, named for his father and great-grandfather, and I was named Albert Horton Foote, Jr." - Horton Foote

"There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies." - George Carlin

"Many things in the world have not been named; and many things, even if they have been named, have never been described." - Susan Sontag

"Not a single person I named hadn't already been named at least a half-dozen times and wasn't already on he blacklist." - Edward Dmytryk

"I have a puppy purse, and it's named after my doggie named Sammie, who is at home. It's from Poochie and Company." - Quvenzhane Wallis

"The punters know that the horse named Morality rarely gets past the post, whereas the nag named Self-interest always runs a good race." - Gough Whitlam

"It's only the losers named 'Dave' that think having an unusual name is bad, and who cares what they think? They're named 'Dave.'" - Penn Jillette

"In high school, I started my first company, called M Cubed Software. We named it that because it was me and two other guys named Mike." - Mike Mccue

"The world I'm interested in is the one where things are not named." - Martha Graham

"I drive two black cars, I named em Malcolm X and Martin Luther." - Drake

"I went through baseball as a player to be named later." - Joe Garagiola

"Dreamlining is so named because it applies timelines to what most would consider dreams." - Tim Ferriss

"The Elizabethan age might be better named the beginning of the smoking era.." - James M Barrie

"What's all this fuss about plutonium? How can something named after a Disney character be dangerous?" - Johnny Carson

"The woman named Tomorrow sits with a hairpin in her teeth and takes her time" - Carl Sandburg

"Haiku sounds like I'm Saying hi to someone named Ku. Hi, Ku. Hello." - Ellen Degeneres

"Humanity, perhaps, that quality of benevolence that humans have, without irony, named after themselves." - Laini Taylor

"Tis better never to be named than to be ill spoken of." - Susanna Centlivre

"St.Patrick's Day is named for St. Patrick, the first guy to feed Guinness to a snake." - Conan O'Brien

"I went through baseball as "a player to be named later." - Joe Garagiola

"Might not most men be as well named boys grown old." - Fulke Greville, 1st Baron Brooke

"The imagined community of millions seems more real as a team of eleven named people." - Eric Hobsbawm

"We have a puppy named Lucy... two cats... goldfish... and Louis, our lop earred rabbit." - Julia Barr

"Light was first Through the Lord's word Named day: Beauteous, bright creation!" - Caedmon

"Once upon a time there was a Martian named Valentine Michael Smith." - Robert A Heinlein

"Hell, the truth is that I was named after a dog!" - John Wayne

"If this goes badly and I make a crater, I want it named after me!" - Iain Banks

"No one can tell time except approximately, time never stands still to be named." - Fredric Brown

"My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me." - Darynda Jones

"If then the power of speech is as great as any that can be named." - John Henry Newman

"Named softly as the household name of one whom God had taken." - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

"Anemone, so well Named of the wind, to which thou art all free." - George Macdonald

"Men shiver when thou art named; nature appalled shakes off her wonted firmness." - Hugh Blair

"Never marry a girl named 'Marie' who used to be known as 'Murray'." - Johnny Carson

"I was just thinking how unfortunate it'd be to be a fat girl named Candy." - Zach Galifianakis

"In the order named, these are the hardest to control: Wine, Women, and Song." - Franklin P. Adams

"I got a girl named Bony Maronie, she's as skinny as a stick of macaroni." - Little Richard

"That which I named 'innate' is a segment of that intelligence which fills the universe." - Daniel D Palmer

"[Wishing her mother had named her Beulah:] At least you did not sit on your beulah." - Fannie Hurst

"Never play cards with a man named Doc, and never eat at a place called Mom's." - John O'Hara

"It's a good thing my parents named me Jon because that's what everyone calls me." - Jon Foreman

"No they called it the Codex Merlini because it was written by a guy named Ralph." - Karen Chance

"Most people named Willie are either in prison or on the armwrestling circuit." - Jase Robertson

"You remember what happened when Eddie Pipp got hurt? A guy named Lou Gehrig took over." - Mike Ditka

"If I were someone named Mr. Ass, I'd be really worried about doing time." - Vince Mcmahon

"If an animal is named after what it eats, how interesting is it?" - Karl Pilkington

"It's great to be named the best at something . . . even if it's sucking." - Joseph Bruce

"Stigler's Law: No scientific discovery is named after its original discoverer." - George Stigler

"Statistics indicate that the average American is a guy named Brian who lives in Ohio." - Demetri Martin

"Comedy Central made their own awards show. They were named best comedy channel." - Andy Kindler

"Why hasn't anyone opened a night club named 'No Drugs Allowed, Wink, Wink'?" - Dov Davidoff

"Hell, the truth is that I was named after a dog!" - John Wayne

"It's a good thing my parents named me Jon because that's what everyone calls me." - Jon Foreman

"What we have not named as a symbol escapes our notice." - W H Auden

"The pretentiously - named ensuite bathroom is a major factor in divorce. Privacy is paramount in marriage." - Anonymous

"[My] dream writers room: "'Taxi.' I need to write for someone named Judd."" - Judd Apatow

"I named my dog Stay so I can say, Come here, Stay. Come here, Stay." - Steven Wright

"The Elizabethan age might be better named the beginning of the smoking era." - James M Barrie

"The Terrible and Marvellous History of Manuel Pig-Tender That Afterwards Was Named Manuel the Redeemer." - James Branch Cabell

"Light was first Through the Lord's word Named day: Beauteous, bright creation!" - Caedmon

"I'm the only person of distinction who's ever had a depression named for him." - Herbert Hoover

"My friend named his car. And I don't want to be judgemental, but... what a dork." - Demetri Martin

"If constellations had been named in the 20th century, I suppose we would see bicycles." - Carl Sagan

"Didn't the people who made those license plates care about little girls named Ramona?" - Beverly Cleary

"Long ago, in a burst of friendliness, Aunty and Uncle Jimmy produced a son named Henry..." - Harper Lee

"The second host that I had was an actress I didn't know named Susan St. James." - Dick Ebersol

"I went through baseball as 'a player to be named later.'" - Joe Garagiola

"I didn't want my kids having to pass through an airport named after their father." - Peter Jackson

"I named my dog Stay, so I can say, 'Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!" - Steven Wright

"Loneliness is the first thing which God's eye named not good." - John Milton

"The Venus flytrap, a devouring organism, aptly named for the goddess of love." - Tennessee Williams

"Every suit I wear is custom-made by a guy named Waraire Boswell in L.A." - Raphael Saadiq

"A diet should be named after what you do eat, not what you don't eat." - Robert Atkins

"I was named Beekeeper of the Year by the Florida State Beekeeping Association." - Peter Fonda

"To borrow from the writings of a spider named Charlotte: 'Silk is terrific!'" - Cheryl Hayashi

"It was very flattering when Manolo Blahnik named a shoe after me." - Sarah Jessica Parker

"There are so many talented young writers named Jonathan, with whom by comparison I suffer terribly." - Jonathan Ames

"All my sons are named George Foreman. They all know where they came from." - George Foreman

"My friends always said that I should be a comedienne - I was named my class clown." - Sally Kellerman

"This is your silly web browser doing that. The file is correctly named." - Rasmus Lerdorf

"In the fall of 1943 we brought home our second son, whom we named Alexander." - Harpo Marx

"The grave, dread thing! Men shiver when thou'rt named: Nature appalled, Shakes off her wonted firmness." - Robert Blair

"People sometimes have to be reminded, I'm not Frank Underwood. I'm an actor named Kevin Spacey." - Kevin Spacey

"I'm curious to know how many newborn babies will be named Jeremih after my second album." - Jeremih

"My mom, grandma, great-grandma - we're all named Mary, and we all play piano and sing." - Mary Lambert

"I have a pet lizard named Puff, five goldfish - named Pinky, Brain, Jowels, Pearl and Sandy, an oscar fish named Chef, two pacus, an albino African frog named Whitey, a bonsai tree, four Venus flytraps, a fruit fly farm and sea monkeys." - Chris Pratt

"I've been to Reagan National Airport. I tell people it was named after me." - Ron Reagan

"I have a producing partner named Stephen Hamel, and we've been trying to generate material." - Keanu Reeves

"My real name's Rakim - my parents named me after the god MC himself." - Asap Rocky

"One of my all-time favorite country singers is a guy named Conway Twitty." - Blake Shelton

"I'm named after a computer and grew up really interested in them." - Hal Sparks

"I am so honored to be named as one of Time's 100 most influential people." - Yani Tseng

"I don't cook. I think they named the 'Mike'-rowave after me." - Michael Jai White



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