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"The weather's cold. My club's bad. My knee hurts. I can't putt no more. I'm off my diet. My wife is nagging me. Other than that, everything's great." - Don Zimmer

"All men hate the nagging." - Kevin Hart

"Wife: a former sweetheart." - H L Mencken

"Remember Lot's wife." - Bible

"Take my wife - please!" - Henny Youngman

"Happy wife, happy life." - Paul Orfalea

"I love my wife." - Nonito Donaire

"Take my wife... Please!" - Henny Youngman

"My wife collects knickknacks." - Sidney Poitier

"Nagging is the repetition of unpalatable truths." - Edith Summerskill, Baroness Summerskill

"Nagging is the repetition of unpalatable truths." - Edith Clara Summerskill

"What could have John Edwards' motivations been to have the affair with Rielle Hunter, given his wife is smarter than he is and probably nagging him a lot about doing this, and he found somebody that did something with her mouth other than talk." - Rush Limbaugh

"Weeping bride, laughing wife, laughing bride, weeping wife." - Proverbs

"My wife gives good headache." - Rodney Dangerfield

"The wife, or bitter half." - Ambrose Bierce

"It's only my child-wife." - Charles Dickens

"I am the Pharaoh's wife." - Gina Barberi

"I've got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts." - Bill Watterson

"My wife, the star I steer by." - David Mccullough

"I'm not witch. I'm your wife." - William Goldman

"Be my wife, all my life." - Jodi Thomas

"Caesar's wife should be above suspicion." - John Langhorne

"The husband provides direction; the wife, maintenance." - Myles Munroe

"I misled people, including even my wife" - William J Clinton

"She sounds like a screeching ex-wife." - Rush Limbaugh

"Man's best possession is a sympathetic wife." - Euripides

"A good wife maketh a good husband." - John Heywood

"Grandfather Space. The Mind is his Wife" - Gary Snyder

"Change everything except your wife and kids" - Lee Kun-hee

"An obedient wife commands her husband." - Benjamin Disraeli

"Props is a true thug's wife." - Nas

"My wife went off with Elvis." - Al Yankovic

"Caesar's wife should be above suspicion." - Plutarch

"I am his awfully-wedded wife." - Jane Ace

"Man and wife make one fool." - Ben Jonson

"I should now find myself a wife!" - Varun Dhawan

"My wife has dated broke black dudes." - Kanye West

"I tell my wife all my secrets." - Benedict Cumberbatch

"I have to look to my wife." - Randy Travis

"My wife thinks I'm completely mad." - Malcolm Williamson

"Lord of yourself, uncumbered with a wife." - John Dryden

"I am a wife-made man" - Danny Kaye

"Never paint your wife or your mother." - George W Bush

"Nobody makes me laugh like my wife." - Willie Aames

"Caesar's wife must be above suspicion." - Julius Caesar

"My wife watches me like a hawk." - Carl Icahn

"I am a wife-made man." - Danny Kaye

"I just want to be a wife." - Tessanne Chin

"My first wife was a theater person." - Ahmet Ertegun

"A good husband makes a good wife." - John Florio

"My wife does wish I dressed better." - Sean Hannity

"I love being my husband's wife." - Julianna Margulies

"My wife and I are very affectionate." - Tom Brady

"My wife is a very strong woman." - James Nesbitt

"As the husband is, the wife is." - Alfred Lord Tennyson

"My wife has a whim of iron" - Oliver Herford

"A happy wife is a happy life." - Gavin Rossdale

"One man's folly is another man's wife." - Helen Rowland

"My wife attends a Presbyterian church." - Pat Robertson

"I guess I've got a smart wife." - Yogi Berra

"I am mad about my wife." - David Bailey

"Sometimes I buy my wife flowers." - Bill Cosby

"I'm not just a cuckolded wife." - Elizabeth Edwards

"My wife is already in Heaven." - Billy Graham

"I met my wife in South Dakota." - George Mcgovern

"No wife, no horse, no mustache" - Robert Anton Wilson

"I don't think so. Anyways, I don't spend money. My wife spends money...sorry wife." - Mikhail Grabovski

"Gorillaz virtually changed my wife...sorry, I mean, life...no, actually, it was my wife." - Terry Gilliam

"Thou art sad; get thee a wife, get thee a wife!" - William Shakespeare

"In the husband wisedome, in the wife gentlenesse. [In the husband wisdom, in the wife gentleness.]" - George Herbert

"The secrets of success are a good wife and a steady job. My wife told me." - Howard Nemerov

"The predictable thing about 'The Good Wife' is how unpredictable 'The Good Wife' is." - Archie Panjabi

"I am steady with my wife. I'm faithful to my wife." - Ted Haggard

"The trophy wife must be in her 20s to earn the title 'trophy wife.'" - Marcia Gay Harden

"I still love my former wife, I won't call her my ex-wife." - Dave Pelzer

"To forgive the incessant provocations of daily life - to keep on forgiving the bossy mother-in-law, the bullying husband, the nagging wife, the selfish daughter, the deceitful son - how can we do it? Only, I think, by remembering where we stand, by meaning our words when we say in our prayers each night, "Forgive our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us." We are offered forgiveness on no other terms. To refuse it is to refuse God's mercy for ourselves. There is no hint of exceptions and God means what he says." - C S Lewis

"To forgive the incessant provocations of daily life - to keep on forgiving the bossy mother-in-law, the bullying husband, the nagging wife, the selfish daughter, the deceitful son - how can we do it? Only, I think, by remembering where we stand, by meaning our words when we say in our prayers each night, "Forgive our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us." We are offered forgiveness on no other terms. To refuse it is to refuse God's mercy for ourselves. There is no hint of exceptions and God means what he says." - C S Lewis

"To forgive the incessant provocations of daily life - to keep on forgiving the bossy mother-in-law, the bullying husband, the nagging wife, the selfish daughter, the deceitful son - how can we do it? Only, I think, by remembering where we stand, by meaning our words when we say in our prayers each night, "Forgive our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us." We are offered forgiveness on no other terms. To refuse it is to refuse God's mercy for ourselves. There is no hint of exceptions and God means what he says." - C S Lewis

"I always wondered if you clone your wife and have the cloned wife on the moon and the real wife down here, would that be considered cheating?" - Luis Guzman

"When I met my wife, I was 24. Obviously, she wasn't my wife. She was just a girl. I made her my wife later on." - Kristoffer Polaha

"Show me 12 drunkards and I will show you 12 nagging wives." - Charles Spurgeon

"I never have the nagging doubt of wondering whether perhaps I am wrong." - P. W. Botha

"Professionals have to decide on which subjects they are prepared to give nagging rights" - David Maister

"There is no easy way to train an apprentice. My two tools are example and nagging." - Daniel Handler

"Aside from the nagging, he's the most entertaining hallucination I've ever had." - Kirsten Miller

"Washington is nicknamed "The Evergreen State" because it sounds better than "The Incessant Nagging Drizzle State."" - Dave Barry

"Oftentimes, when a woman demands accountability, respect, or consideration, she is crazy or nagging or whatever." - Roxane Gay

"I never have the nagging doubt of wondering whether perhaps I am wrong." - Pieter Willem Botha

"I'm a person who's fine saying 'No.' I like saying to myself, "no gossiping," "no nagging."" - Gretchen Rubin

"I've realised I need a gnawing, nagging, anxious doubt when I wake at 4 A.M." - Catherine Tate

"The things that keep nagging at you are the ones worth exploring." - Evan Williams

"My first wife didn't like to fly, either." - Gordon Baxter

"Wife-Mother-Actress-Author The world will remember." - Eve Arden

"Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it." - Winston Churchill

"I see 'Ahab's Wife' as offering an alternative vision to" - Moby

"Man and wife, Coupled together for the sake of strife." - Charles Churchill

"Do not desire your neighbor's wife in vain." - Julian Tuwim

"He that takes not up a pin, slights his wife." - George Herbert

"Hee that hath a wife and children wants not businesse." - George Herbert

"Hee that tells his wife newes is but newly married." - George Herbert

"I just keep pinching myself that that's my wife." - Orlando Bloom

"I watch a romcom only when my wife drags me" - Emraan Hashmi

"To my wife 'I told you I was sick'." - Lou Holtz

"The wife is the key of the house." - George Herbert

"My wife (Maria) is the best reason to come home." - Arnold Schwarzenegger

"Man and wife, being two, are one in love." - William Shakespeare

"I want my next girlfriend to be my wife." - Daniel Matsunaga

"Procreative power & priesthood power are shared by husband & wife" - M Russell Ballard

"I lost 150 lbs. if you include my wife." - David Feherty

"Forty percent of my ideas came from my wife." - Mike Royer

"I only fear God, and my wife - sometimes." - Lech Walesa

"Several girlfriends are easier to handle than one wife." - Hugh Hefner

"... wife and children are a kind of discipline of humanity." - Francis Bacon

"A man's tie should never be louder than his wife." - John Hughes

"The wife should yield in all things to her lord" - Euripides

"I cannot see myself as a wife. Ugly word." - Greta Garbo

"If he raced his pregnant wife he'd finish third." - Tommy Lasorda

"My wife." "By what name is she called, Kincaid?" "Mine." - Julie Garwood

"I am his mistress. His work is his wife." - Marion Javits

"Obedience is the mother of success, the wife of safety." - Aeschylus

"I wont let a wife lead me to the altar." - Marcus Valerius Martial

"Giving honor unto the wife, as unto the weaker vessel." - Bible

"My wife is possessive and I like that" - Fawad Afzal Khan

"My wife - she could help me get the negs out!" - Ansel Adams

"Always see a fellows weak point in his wife." - James Joyce

"When cheated, wife or husband feels the same." - Euripides

"Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is." - Jimmy Durante

"Music is my wife and acting is my girlfriend." - Mark Salling

"I made a horrendous mistake not apologizing to my wife" - Ray Rice

"Gold diggers are the wife beaters of men!" - Bill Burr

"I never get bored of my wife. It's lovely." - Alan Titchmarsh

"This is a way to kill a wife with kindness." - William Shakespeare

"A light wife doth make a heavy husband." - William Shakespeare

"It was my wife that insisted I do 'The Hangover." - Ken Jeong

"A man's best friend is a good wife." - Thomas A Edison

"Heaven will be heaven only if my wife is there." - Andrew Jackson

"An undutiful daughter will prove an unmanageable wife." - Benjamin Franklin

"Teacher, tender comrade, wife, A fellow-farer true through life." - Robert Louis Stevenson

"The dowry, not the wife, is the object of attraction." - Juvenal

"Chuse a horse made, and a wife to make." - George Herbert

"One can with dignity be wife and widow but once." - Joseph Joubert

"A good husband makes a good wife at any time." - George Farquhar

"My wife is beautiful but she can't run anything." - Arash

"A jealous husband doesnt doubt his wife, but himself." - Honore De Balzac

"I don't want to be known as Gary Coleman's wife." - Gary Coleman

"I took the wife out last night; one punch!" - Jim Davidson

"Everyone thinks they have the prettiest wife at home." - Arsene Wenger

"I'm only waiting for my wife to grow up." - Grover Cleveland

"Will you do me the honor of being my wife?" - Cassandra Clare

"Buried my wife the other day. Had to, she died." - W C Fields



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