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"Random things make me laugh." - Sandra Bernhard

"I love people who make me laugh!" - Audrey Hepburn

"I love men who make me laugh." - Nastassja Kinski

"All my boys make me laugh." - Liv Tyler

"All great comedians make me laugh, but people make me laugh more." - Louie Anderson

"I love a guy who can make me laugh." - Vanessa Hudgens

"You make me laugh like a loon on loon tablets!" - Louise Rennison

"Don't make me laugh, I'd much rather cry." - Ellen Hopkins

"You've got a million ways to make me laugh" - Miley Cyrus

"To make people laugh was almost a sickness with me." - Sholom Aleichem

"I look for friends who make me laugh." - Christian Lacroix

"Films with a message just make me laugh." - Claude Chabrol

"Jim Norton and Harland Williams always make me laugh." - Dane Cook

"I'm just interested in things that move me and make me think, make me laugh." - Hattie Morahan

"No one can make me cry Make me laugh Make me smile Or drive me mad like she does" - Kenny Chesney

"I love a girl that can make me laugh. I am not really a laugh-at-things type of guy and I don't smile and laugh all the time... But if a girl can make me laugh... I'm in love!!!!" - Jesse Mccartney

"For me, the most attractive thing in a man is the ability to make me laugh." - Mollie King

"Nobody makes me laugh." - Sean Hayes

"To me, the trick is not how can I make people laugh. It is, how can I make people laugh in a different way." - Vir Das

"The public is composed of numerous groups whose cry to us writers is: 'Comfort me.' 'Amuse me.' 'Touch my sympathies.' 'Make me sad.' 'Make me dream.' 'Make me laugh.' 'Make me shiver.' 'Make me weep.' 'Make me think.'" - Guy De Maupassant

"Just having someone make you laugh so hard that it hurts is so healing to me." - Mariska Hargitay

"Summer and the laugh of my daughter make me believe in god." - Adrian Robinson

"I can make people laugh at the drop of a dime. God's given me that ability." - Tracy Morgan

"I love someone who can make me laugh. And someone who's secure - I think that's sexy." - Roselyn Sanchez

"I'm a good audience in general, but it's hard to make me laugh." - Dan Fogler

"I'd go mad if I didn't have things to make me laugh." - Stuart Rose

"I would make people who bullied me laugh, so that's my defense mechanism." - Sherri Shepherd

"My way of making people like me was to make 'em laugh." - Carrot Top

"There's something about a Christmas sweater that will always make me laugh." - Kristen Wiig

"You know, honestly, if a girl can make me laugh, I'm pretty much sold." - Ryan Lochte

"You know what make me laugh? Good, clean, honest humor. Not-trying-to-be-funny humor." - Redman

"What turned me on to comedy was - well, first of all, I like being able to laugh, I like people who can make me laugh." - Nathan Fillion

"My favourite people to follow on Twitter are... my fans. They make me laugh so much and keep me smiling." - Ellie Goulding

"I love to laugh. I love to make people laugh." - Dreama Walker

"What makes me laugh? Richard Nixon always made me laugh." - Bruce Vilanch

"Inappropriate behavior makes me laugh." - Will Ferrell

"Larry David makes me laugh." - Mary J Blige

"I thought if I could make people laugh about how awkward I am, it'd make me less awkward. But you also realise how fun it is to make people laugh." - Josie Long

"My fans are so funny, they make me laugh so much. I've got some really, really, funny, clever fans." - Ellie Goulding

"Next to sex my favorite thing is laughing - it's part of sex. Make me laugh - I'll love you." - Penny Marshall

"Oh, America! I could never leave you! You're like my dog, dumb as a post but you make me laugh!" - Bill Maher

"Lady, if you laugh and you don't make a noise, you're a shaker, and it's freaking me out." - Christopher Titus

"Jokes that make me laugh out loud when I write them almost always bomb. I have no idea why." - Chris Hardwick

"Books are my friends, my companions. They make me laugh and cry and find meaning in life." - Christopher Paolini

"I also surround myself with people who make me laugh. If I'm not laughing, it upsets my day." - Jessie J

"Most of the stuff I do on the show comes out of me just trying to make my friends laugh." - Adam Sandler

"My dad knows how to tell a story. He'd make me laugh by doing all the different voices." - Lily Collins

"If I make fun of somebody at my show, believe me, it's something we can all laugh at." - Tracy Morgan

"Being funny has always mattered a lot to me. It's why I started acting - to make my friends laugh." - Nick Wechsler

"I've just always liked watching people dance. I can't explain it. It used to just make me laugh." - Harmony Korine

"Because you make me laugh don't make you a comic. A comedian is a person who, that's how they make their living." - Dick Gregory

"Anything I shouldn't laugh at makes me laugh." - Simon Cowell

"I could always make people laugh." - Alonzo Bodden

"I just like to make people laugh." - Andrew Dice Clay

"I want to make people laugh." - Abby Elliott

"I lived to make Scott Baio laugh." - Willie Aames

"I want to make everybody laugh." - Heather Morris

"People basically aren't that racist. They want their laughs. If I make a white guy laugh, he's gonna come see me. He's not gonna go see the white guy who doesn't make him laugh just because that guy is white." - Chris Rock

"Make them laugh, make them cry, make them wait." - Charles Dickens

"Make 'em laugh; make 'em cry; make 'em wait." - Charles Reade

"Everyone who has ever met me for at least five minutes knows I'm a really funny person. I love to laugh and to make people laugh, so writing comedy comes naturally to me." - Simone Elkeles

"I was told that I should make her laugh to make her fall in love with me. But every time she laughs, I fall in love myself." - Unknown

"To make my brothers and my sister laugh was the greatest joy to me in my life. I like people who can make fun of themselves a lot." - Gemma Ward

"They told me that to make her fall in love, I had to make her laugh. But everytime she laughs, I'm the one who falls in love." - Unknown

"Make her laugh, make her laugh, make her laugh. After all, the strongest relationships are the ones in which you can laugh with your partner through anything." - Mary Elizabeth Ellis

"I'm honored that other comedians like what I do. That means the world to me. But at the same time when I'm on stage I'm not just trying to make the comedians laugh - I'm also trying to make the audience laugh. I want to make everybody laugh." - Brian Regan

"I want to feel passion, I want to feel pain. I want to weep at the sound of your name. Come make me laugh, come make me cry... just make me feel alive." - Joey Lauren Adams

"I do consider myself a clown and a court jester, and I do love to make people laugh, whether they're laughing with me or at me." - Richard Simmons

"I'm a confident person. I just try to be me. I like to make people laugh, I am a comedienne - so if people find me sexy, that's awesome." - Ashley Tisdale

"I'm definitely one of those chicks who want to be in a relationship. I need somebody who can make me laugh and entertain me." - Aly Michalka

"I want a life that sizzles and pops and makes me laugh out loud...I want my everyday to make God belly laugh, glad that he gave life to someone who loves the gift." - Shauna Niequist

"I think the reward for doing comedy is doing the comedy itself. You get to go to work everyday and laugh and make other people laugh and to me there's no greater reward than that." - Ashton Kutcher

"I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. It's probably the most important thing in a person." - Audrey Hepburn

"Believe it or not, I make myself laugh. Sometimes when I have thoughts or say some things that are funny, it just makes me laugh, and I don't mind laughing at it before you guys do." - Kevin Hart

"My philosophy is, it's always very rewarding when you can make an audience laugh. I don't mind making fun of myself. I like self-deprecating comedy. But I'd like you to laugh with me occasionally, too." - Dwayne Johnson

"Make them laugh, and then make them listen." - Aidan Quinn

"People who can make you laugh can make you cry." - Niecy Nash

"If you want to make god laugh, make a plan." - Jay Baruchel

"Being able to laugh got me through." - Toni Morrison

"The monster London laugh at me." - Abraham Cowley

"Nobody makes me laugh like my wife." - Willie Aames

"Mr. Frazier makes me laugh out loud." - Christopher Lehmann-Haupt

"Fred Willard still makes me laugh." - Bill Hader

"I do what makes me laugh." - Stephan Pastis

"[As a kid] I did enjoy making people laugh but I was also attracted to funny people. I'm [still] quite happy to not be the one trying to make other people laugh. I'm happy laughing at someone else. I enjoy laughing and I'll happily be the one just laughing all night if you can make me laugh." - Ricky Gervais

"Someone trying to be funny probably isn't as funny as someone who doesn't want to be funny but is and can't help it. Someone being serious or angry might be funny. If you get angry, the first thing I want to do is laugh because I don't know why you're getting that angry. Pathos makes me laugh, funerals make me laugh." - Ricky Gervais

"Defend my honor protect my pride the good advice i always hated but looking back it made me greater .. u make me laugh u make me hoarse from yelling at you and getting at u ..." - Nicki Minaj

"To me, feminism means equality between men and women. I want to make people laugh and also point out some injustices or inequalities I see." - Amy Schumer

"sometimes it's better to bunk a class & enjoy with friends, coz today when I look back, marks never make me laugh memories do." - Abdul Kalam

"You know what make me laugh? Good, clean, honest humor. Not-trying-to-be-funny humor. Like Will Ferrell. Will Ferrell got that kind of humor." - Redman

"Stay with me. I"ll show you things that"ll make you laugh in delight, scream in passion, cry for the sheer joy of it." - Nalini Singh

"Going to Catholic school was what fueled me into comedy. The nuns were so brutal so I used to try to make my friends laugh." - Downtown Julie Brown

"Stay with me. I'll show you things that'll make you laugh in delight, scream in passion, cry for the sheer joy of it." - Nalini Singh

"He bursts out laughing. It's short, as if he regretted allowing me to make him laugh, but the satisfaction's already mine." - Melina Marchetta

"I could always make people around me laugh. It was more of a defense mechanism more than anything else, because I was a pretty shy guy." - Tim Hawkins

"Photography has always been important to me for that, being able to make sense of something or understand something or remember something or laugh at something." - Nick Zinner

"Over the past 50 years Bob Hope employed 88 joke writers who supplied him with more than one million gags, and he still couldn't make me laugh." - Eddie Murphy

"I don't think there's anything Craig Ferguson could say that would make me laugh. Ad-libbing is not the same as entertainment." - Andy Kindler

"I'm kinda rather make people laugh I guess or cry or whatever but bragging about what I have for me personally uncharacteristic I guess." - Eminem

"I think for me the trick is not to aim to impress or to even try to make people laugh but instead to tell the truth." - Tim Federle

"I like to make people laugh. I like that kind of silly stuff. For me, it's a natural thing to want to do something like this." - Carmen Electra

"When your mother gives you confidence about anything that you do, you carry that confidence with you.She made me believe that I could make someone laugh." - Gene Wilder

"Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can: all of them make me laugh." - W H Auden

"I don't care what the haters and naysayers say. If they make jokes about me, I'll laugh because they'll probably be funny." - Paula Deen

"I want someone who can make me laugh and just be normal and understand my lifestyle and how I wanna live it." - Selena Gomez

"My favorite thing to pass the time in the makeup chair is YouTube videos of talking cats. I don't know why, but they make me laugh." - Doug Jones

"With my talent, I can make people laugh and give them another attitude about life. What a blessing that is for me." - Doris Roberts

"I'm nuts and I know it. But so long as I make 'em laugh, they ain't going to lock me up." - Red Skelton

"The most important thing for me as an actor playing a character is to make you laugh. That's my No. 1 goal." - Eric Stonestreet

"Going to Catholic school was what fueled me into comedy. The nuns were so brutal so I used to try to make my friends laugh." - Julie Brown

"If you can make me laugh, my heart is yours! I think there's nothing more attractive than someone who doesn't take themselves too seriously." - Shay Mitchell

"I heard David Sedaris read live recently which was a complete delight. Few writers make me laugh out loud on the bus. He does." - Hattie Morahan

"Things that are really offensive make me laugh because I like things that push the envelope, go out on a limb, and are bold." - Courteney Cox

"I want a soul mate who can sit me down, shut me up, tell me ten things I don't already know, and make me laugh. I don't care what you look like, just turn me on." - Henry Rollins

"I have a very high respect for professional comedians. What they do astonishes me. You have to be really smart and absorb everything, repackage it, bring it back to the person, and make them laugh at themselves. I can make people laugh during my talks because they didn't come to have me make them laugh. It's added value. So my job is way easier than that of a professional comic." - Neil Degrasse Tyson

"I'm a goofy girl. I like to laugh and I like to make other people laugh." - Gal Gadot

"Write what makes you laugh not what you think will make someone else laugh." - Armando Iannucci

"Real comedy doesn't just make people laugh and think, but makes them laugh and change." - Sam Kinison

"I always laugh the hardest at the stuff you see in day-to-day life. Its great when somebody can tell a joke that really makes you laugh hard, but to see some kind of personal interaction that no one could write is so good. Those are always the things that make me laugh." - Luke Wilson

"If you're asking me what I love, it's that point where I'm just scribbling and trying to make myself laugh and trying to outrage myself. Getting in that frame of mind where the more you laugh the more you laugh - I think that's what I'm attempting to do." - Barry Blitt

"I always laugh the hardest at the stuff you see in day-to-day life. It's great when somebody can tell a joke that really makes you laugh hard, but to see some kind of personal interaction that no one could write is so good. Those are always the things that make me laugh." - Luke Wilson

"I've found out why people laugh. They laugh because it hurts so much... because it's the only thing that'll make it stop hurting" ... But that's not all people laugh at." Isn't it? Perhaps I don't grok all its fullness yet. But find me something that really makes you laugh sweetheart... a joke, or anything else- but something that gave you a a real belly laugh, not a smile. Then we'll see if there isn't a wrongness wasn't there." He thought. "I grok when apes learn to laugh, they'll be people." - Robert A Heinlein

"Laugh at love and love will make you cry." - Ai Yazawa

"If you can't laugh, you won't make it." - Jennifer Love Hewitt

"Make us laugh and you can pick all pockets." - Clemence Dane

"All I ever wanted to do is make people laugh." - Jerry Seinfeld

"I feel sexiest when I can make you laugh." - Josh Duhamel

"It's much easier to make people cry than to laugh." - Vivien Leigh

"You never forget people who make you laugh." - Carolina Herrera

"I love to entertain and make people laugh." - Zendaya

"If you want to see God laugh, make a plan." - Jodi Picoult

"How to make God laugh? Tell Him your plans." - Marian Keyes

"It's better to make people laugh than cry." - Ronnie Barker

"I try to make the majority of my audience laugh." - Jeff Dunham

"I love being able to make people laugh." - Judith Light

"It is a strange enterprise to make respectable people laugh." - Moliere

"What makes God laugh is people who make plans." - Nicolas Roeg

"I love anyone who surprises me and makes me laugh." - Anthony Jeselnik

"I like somebody who makes me laugh. He's also got to be prepared - I'm sort of a loose cannon, in a good way. I also like people who disagree with me and make me work to prove my point." - Monica Keena

"You laugh at me because I am different; I laugh because you are all the same." - Daniel Knode

"Laugh as much as you choose, but you will not laugh me out of my opinion." - Jane Austen

"It's very easy for me to laugh at myself and laugh at life." - Matthew Ashford

"You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same." - Jonathan Davis

"I can laugh on cue, and it sounds real. People laugh with me." - Ruth Buzzi

"Every now and then, someone will tell me that one of my books has made them laugh out loud. I never believe them because: a.) my books don't make me laugh out loud; and b.) sometimes I have said this to a writer, when really what I meant was, 'Your book made me smile appreciatively.'" - Mary Roach

"I didn't really blossom until my mid teens, and by that time I had to work on my personality to make people like me. I found it easy to make people laugh and I was always pretty popular." - Eva Longoria

"A lot of the motivation for doing the 'Make 'Em Laugh' on SNL was because I had just finished shooting 'Inception,' where there were zero-gravity scenes and I got into really good shape and was training and did all these stunts. Coming off of that, that instilled me with the confidence to do 'Make 'Em Laugh." - Joseph Gordon-Levitt

"I have done this-made the sad prince laugh. Made his grieving parents smile. None but me. Think you only kings have power? Stand on a stage and hold the hearts of men in your hands. Make them laugh with a gesture, cry with a word. Make them love you. And you will know what power is." - Jennifer Donnelly

"A lot of the motivation for doing the 'Make 'Em Laugh' on SNL was because I had just finished shooting 'Inception,' where there were zero-gravity scenes and I got into really good shape and was training and did all these stunts. Coming off of that, that instilled me with the confidence to do 'Make 'Em Laugh.'" - Joseph Gordonlevitt

"A lot of the motivation for doing the 'Make 'Em Laugh' on SNL was because I had just finished shooting 'Inception,' where there were zero-gravity scenes and I got into really good shape and was training and did all these stunts. Coming off of that, that instilled me with the confidence to do 'Make 'Em Laugh.'" - Joseph Gordon-Levitt



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