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"The maintenance man is moving the thermostat in our office today. I started talking with him about the" - Scott Adams

"Development is maintenance." - Brian Marick

"Maintenance is terribly important." - Manolo Blahnik

"I'm not high maintenance." - Sienna Miller

"I'm very low-maintenance." - Paul Dano

"Entropy requires no maintenance." - Robert Anton Wilson

"... no man or woman should depend upon another for maintenance and necessaries. Family discord and social degradation will never end till each depends upon herself." - Anandi Gopal Joshi

"For this is one of the ancientest laws among them; that no man shall be blamed for reasoning in the maintenance of his own religion." - Thomas More

"No man is to be credited for his mere authority's sake, unless he can show Scripture for the maintenance of his opinion." - John Wycliffe

"I'm not high maintenance, and I'm not into a highly manicured man. I don't want to see a lot of hair product." - Cecily Strong

"I am ridiculously high-maintenance." - Rufus Wainwright

"Capitals are increased by parsimony, and diminished by prodigalityand misconduct. By what a frugal man annually saves he not onlyaffords maintenance to an additional number of productive hands?but?he establishes as it were a perpetual fund for the maintenance of an equal number in all times to come." - Adam Smith

"Way too high maintenance to be in a relationship with an actor. I don't need a man who spends as much time in front of the mirror as me." - Jessica Alba

"The Lord calls each one of His children, no matter what his occupation-lawyer, doctor, maintenance man, carpenter, accountant, athlete, musician, teacher, homeschooling mom, and so on-to have a real prayer life." - Mike Bickle

"It might have seemed ridiculous to anyone watching, this white-haired maintenance worker, all alone, making like an airplane. But the running boy is inside every man, no matter how old he gets." - Mitch Albom

"If you don't understand how to run an efficient operation, new machinery will just give you new problems of operation and maintenance. The sure way to increase productivity is to better administrate man and machine." - W Edwards Deming

"The husband provides direction; the wife, maintenance." - Myles Munroe

"Underdevelopment is a lack of maintenance." - Lucero Isaac

"Louisiana, the state road maintenance forgot." - James Patterson

"Im dating a very high-maintenance career." - Aimee Garcia

"Im high maintenance, but Im worth it." - Lara Logan

"I'm dating a very high-maintenance career." - Aimee Garcia

"I'm high maintenance, but I'm worth it." - Lara Logan

"I can't deal with high maintenance chicks." - Jeremy London

"I'm not a high-maintenance person." - Katie Mcgrath

"I get up in the morning and I kind of go, 'Man, I feel like going on a five mile run!' And the thing for me is I enjoy running... I understand what maintenance means, and maintenance means you have to do cardio, but the most important thing that you have to do for your body as you get older is you have to eat right." - Justin Deeley

"I think I used to be lower maintenance. I think I'm slowly becoming higher maintenance." - Alison Brie

"The secret of landscapes isn't creation...It's maintenance." - Michael Dolan

"illusions are crucial to the maintenance of life functions ..." - Sheila Ballantyne

"Preventive Maintenance: Don't start today by doing yesterday's work." - Deniece Schofield

"There's birth, there's death, and in between there's maintenance." - Tom Robbins

"Although motorcycle riding is romantic, motorcycle maintenance is purely classic." - Robert M Pirsig

"Maintenance is as much art as it is science." - Anonymous

"Guys usually know immediately that I'm high-maintenance." - Yasmine Bleeth

"I'm a visionary. I'm not a maintenance person." - John Catsimatidis

"Conservatism is the maintenance of conventions already in force." - Thorstein Veblen

"I'm the most low-maintenance person on the road." - Lee Ann Womack

"We take better care of the maintenance of our cars than we take care of the maintenance of our bodies." - David H Murdock

"Whereas a man is entitled to marry three more times and that fosters great abuse, even scholars accept that. So certainly since the 1980s Shari'a courts have been established and they allow for women to go to them and they basically grant them annulment. It's not a civil divorce, they don't have the right to grant alimony or maintenance or custody." - Sadakat Kadri

"Like a lot of you, I grew up in a family on the ragged edges of the middle class. My daddy sold carpeting and ended up as a maintenance man. After he had a heart attack, my mom worked the phones at Sears so we could hang on to our house." - Elizabeth Warren

"The discussion about food doesn't make any sense without discussion at the same time of land, land use, land policy, fertility maintenance, and farm infrastructure maintenance." - Wendell Berry

"Music must be supported by the king and the princes, for the maintenance of the arts is their duty no less than the maintenance of the laws." - Martin Luther

"There is no such thing as low maintenance or high maintenance, just a bunch of women hoping for a capable mechanic." - Liz Vassey

"Man, false man, smiling, destructive man!" - Nathaniel Lee

"The maintenance man is moving the thermostat in our office today. I started talking with him about the "Thermostat Wars" [from Dilbert comics]. He told me about one office with 30 women where they could never get the temperature to an agreeable level. At his suggestion they installed 20 dummy thermostats around the office. Everyone was told that each thermostat controlled the zone around itself. Problem solved. Now that everyone has "control" of their own thermostat there is no problem." - Scott Adams

"Every nation that has ended in tyranny has come to that end by way of good order. It certainly does not follow from this that peoples should scorn public peace, but neither should they be satisfied with that and nothing more. A nation that asks nothing of government but the maintenance of order is already a slave in the depths of its heart; it is a slave of its well-being, ready for the man who will put it in chains." - Alexis De Tocqueville

"Not frequently man from man." - Pythagoras

"There is a charm, even for homely things, in perfect maintenance." - Louis Auchincloss

"Mankind are always found prodigal both of blood and treasure in the maintenance of public justice." - David Hume

"For the maintenance of peace, nations should avoid the pin-pricks which forerun cannon-shots." - Napoleon Bonaparte

"Im very easy going and low maintenance when it comes to my hair." - Wendy Raquel Robinson

"Jesse Jackson's living depends on the maintenance of an African-American victim culture" - Mark Steyn

"The new experience that has replaced dignified suffering is artificially prolonged, opaque, depersonalized maintenance." - Ivan Illich

"The sinews of war are five - men, money, materials, maintenance (food) and morale." - Ernest Hemingway

"The maintenance of secrets acts like a psychic poison which alienates the possessor from the community." - Carl Jung

"The people who are behind the curve of the Catholic future are the institutional-maintenance types." - George Weigel

"Be yourselves, be spunky, be spontaneous. Low-maintenance is always the biggest plus in the world..." - Ryan Follese

"The victory over cruelty is never final, but, like the maintenance of freedom, requires eternal vigilance." - Anthony Daniels (psychiatrist)

"All programming is maintenance programming, because you are rarely writing original code." - Dave Thomas

"Even a total and universal disarmament does not guarantee the maintenance of peace." - Ludwig Quidde

"My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance." - Tim Allen

"Fruit is definitely on the maintenance diet. It's on the lifestyle diet." - Robert Atkins

"Environmental spending creates jobs in engineering, manufacturing, construction, materials, operations and maintenance." - Keith Ellison

"If the relentless personal maintenance plan has taken over your life, give it a rest." - Willie Geist

"I'm very low-maintenance when it comes to my beauty routine." - Eva Green

"Wild Turkey whiskey and Philip Morris cigarettes are essential to the maintenance of human life!" - Herb Kelleher

"I like to be stylish and edgy, but also low maintenance." - Krysten Ritter

"I'm very easy going and low maintenance when it comes to my hair." - Wendy Raquel Robinson

"We are not that flash, me or the missus. In fact, we are quite low-maintenance." - Guy Ritchie

"There's a lot of maintenance that goes into being a professional singer." - Betty Buckley

"Opinion, and the just maintenance of it, shall never be a crime in my view." - Thomas Jefferson

"The ethical rule is from Samuel Johnson who believed that maintenance of easily removable ignorance by a responsible office holder was treacherous malfeasance in meeting moral obligation. The prudential rule is that underlying the old Warner & Swasey advertisement for machine tools: "The man who needs a new machine tool, and hasn't bought it, is already paying for it". The Warner & Swasey rule also applies, I believe, to thinking tools. If you don't have the right thinking tools, you, and the people you seek to help, are already suffering from your easily removable ignorance." - Charlie Munger

"When I was 14, a camp counselor explained what "eating out" was and I vowed to never have it done to me. It seemed cannibalistic and unhygienic. I also remember that she claimed-in front of an entire cabin of girls-to have been "eaten out" by one of the maintenance men in a hot tub. Under hot water. Either something is amiss in my memory of this conversation or she found the most talented man on the planet and all hope is lost for the rest of us." - Sloane Crosley

"I'm excellent at losing weight, but I've never been excellent at maintenance. I have some better days than others in terms of being hypervigilant, but with maintenance you don't know if you've been good at it until you're done." - Valerie Bertinelli

"What's a wretched man? A man whom no man pleases." - Martial

"I loved Spider-Man, Spider-Man was the man." - Kel Mitchell

"The national Government sees in both Christian denominations the most important factor for the maintenance of our society." - Adolf Hitler

"Now, and ever, I shall do all in my power for peace, consistently with the maintenance of government." - Abraham Lincoln

"Computer Science is the only discipline in which we view adding a new wing to a building as being maintenance." - Jim Horning

"Another flaw in the human character is that everybody wants to build and nobody wants to do maintenance." - Kurt Vonnegut

"Every smallest step of modern industry depends upon a cooperation whose maintenance and regulation is the very stuff of law." - Learned Hand

"I've finally found somebody who's up to the task of being my wife, because I'm very ... high maintenance." - Neil Diamond

"Marriage is an institution necessary to the maintenance of society but contrary to the laws of nature." - Honore De Balzac

"It's not the upfront capital that kills you, it's the operations and maintenance on the back end." - Gene Kim

"It's not the upfront capital that kills you, it's the operations and maintenance on the back end." - Gene Kim

"The human body is like a condominium. The thing that keeps you from really enjoying it is the maintenance." - Jerry Seinfeld

"The tolls for the maintenance of a high road, cannot with any safety be made the property of private persons." - Adam Smith

"Criticism in a time of war is essential to the maintenance of any kind of democratic government." - Robert A. Taft

"A flourishing, morally credible media is a vital component in the maintenance of genuinely public talk, argument about common good." - Rowan D. Williams

"The nation guarantees the nurture, education, and comfortable maintenance of every citizen from the cradle to the grave." - Edward Bellamy

"People in Hollywood are not showmen, they're maintenance men, pandering to what they think their audiences want." - Terry Gilliam

"Disarmament or limitation of armaments, which depends on the progress made on security, also contributes to the maintenance of peace." - Ludwig Quidde

"Criticism in a time of war is essential to the maintenance of any kind of democratic government." - Robert Taft

"Most of the effort in the software business goes into the maintenance of code that already exists." - Wietse Venema

"If I could change one thing about myself I'd be less highly strung. I find my sensibility quite high maintenance." - Philippa Gregory

"A living cell requires energy not only for all its functions, but also for the maintenance of its structure." - Albert Szent-Gyorgyi

"It's not the upfront capital that kills you, it's the operations and maintenance on the back end." - Gene Kim

"I'm far too low maintenance to ever spend more than five minutes getting ready to go out." - Sienna Miller

"A flourishing, morally credible media is a vital component in the maintenance of genuinely public talk, argument about common good." - Rowan Williams

"A living cell requires energy not only for all its functions, but also for the maintenance of its structure." - Albert Szentgyorgyi

"The fundamental problem with program maintenance is that fixing a defect has a substantial chance of introducing another." - Fred Brooks

"Of course." She fluffed her hair. "I do' want to brag, but I'm very high maintenance." "Uh, I think low maintenance is what's desirable." "Low maintenance is what's forgettable. You might want to write that down, underline it, circle it and put a star by it. It's golden." With barely a breath, she added, "Now let's find out if we"re compatible, shall we?" - Gena Showalter

"Of course." She fluffed her hair. "I don't want to brag, but I'm very high maintenance." "Uh, I think low maintenance is what's desirable." "Low maintenance is what's forgettable. You might want to write that down, underline it, circle it and put a star by it. It's golden." With barely a breath, she added, "Now let's find out if we're compatible, shall we?" - Gena Showalter

"A frightened man is a beaten man." - George R R Martin

"Circumstances make man, not man circumstances." - Mark Twain

"The fate of man is man." - Bertolt Brecht

"The little man is still a man." - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

"One man gathers what another man spills" - Robert Hunter

"The saving man becomes the free man." - Proverbs

"The little man is still a man." - Johann Wolfgang Von Goeth

"God improvises. Man systematizes." - Mason Cooley

"Happy man, happy dole." - John Heywood

"Man plans. God laughs." - Harlan Coben

"Man is incurably curious." - Fulton J Sheen

"You're the kind of man a man wants when a man wants a man." - David Wong

"Man proposes, God disposes." - Plautus

"Man follows only phantoms." - Pierre-Simon Laplace

"There is no escape - man drags man down, or man lifts man up." - Booker T Washington

"See The Confidence-Man" - Herman Melville

"That old man eloquent." - John Milton

"Manners maketh man." - William of Wykeham

"Clothes make the man." - Proverbs

"Man believes and lives." - Mahatma Gandhi

"Welcome to Suckersville, man." - Matt Groening

"Every man for himself." - Aesop

"Violence is fun, man." - Quentin Tarantino

"Man proposes, woman forecloses." - Minna Antrim

"Go west, young man." - Horace Greeley

"Man lives by imagination." - Havelock Ellis

"No man is invincible." - Keyshawn Johnson

"I love vinyl, man." - Amos Lee

"Go West, young man." - Aaron Burr

"Poor man. Poor mankind." - William Faulkner

"A man is a man, until that man finds a plan, a plan that makes that man, a new man" - Dred Scott

"Poetry is road maintenance for a fragmented world which seeks to be kept together. It's been an integral activity for a long time." - Diane Glancy

"I never claimed to be a low-maintenance gal, but when I'm writing, it's particularly challenging. I lose things constantly: my watch, my glasses, my papers, my mind." - Rebecca Wells

"I like girls who are cute and naturally funny. As long as they are not too high-maintenance, then we're good." - Miles Teller

"...the amount of maintenance involving hair is genuinely overwhelming. Sometimes I think that not having to worry about your hair anymore is the secret upside of death." - Nora Ephron

"The most important part of vehicle maintenance is clean windows, so if you are broken down you will enjoy the beauty of the view." - Dan Eldon

"I wish people used wishes to modify themselves instead of others. Wish to be low maintenance. Wish to be autonomous, even." - Dan Harmon

"All restraints upon man's natural liberty, not necessary for the simple maintenance of justice, are of the nature of slavery, and differ from each other only in degree." - Lysander Spooner

"Straight white males: that's the predominant moviegoing category, and the persistence of that is a dismaying maintenance of the status quo." - Wesley Morris

"We have so many labor-saving devices today that we go broke keeping them repaired. Everything is easier, but requires greater maintenance." - Lorne Sanny

"A bachelor May thrive by observation on a little, A single life's no burthen: but to draw In yokes is chargeable, and will require A double maintenance." - John Ford (dramatist)

"Those who accept freedom of religion as a right are obligated by this acceptance to take the maintenance of freedom of religion as a duty." - Joseph Leon Blau

"Where there is no standard, there can be no improvement. For these reasons, standards are the basis for both maintenance and improvement" - Masaaki Imai

"I considered mores to be one of the great general causes responsible for the maintenance of a democratic republic . . . the term "mores" . . . meaning . . . habits of the heart." - Alexis De Tocqueville

"The commonest forms of amateur natural history in the United States are probably gardening, bird watching, the maintenance of aquarium fish, and nature photography." - Marston Bates

"We stand for the maintenance of private property... We shall protect free enterprise as the most expedient, or rather the sole possible economic order." - Adolf Hitler

"One of the primary necessities of the world for the maintenance of peace is the elimination of the frictions which arise from competitive armament." - Herbert Hoover



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