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Mail Quotes


"AWWW ON THE MAIL. The mail man delivers, once again!" - Charlie Flynn

"Forward my mail to Mars." - Stanley Kunitz

"The mail must go through." - Saying

"I love receiving fan mail." - Lara Flynn Boyle

"Gentlemen do not read each others mail." - Henry L Stimson

"The check is in the mail." - Saying

"Gentlemen do not read each other's mail." - Henry L Stimson

"Mirth is the Mail of Anguish." - Emily Dickinson

"Mirth is the Mail of Anguish -" - Emily Dickinson

"Half my fan mail comes from Japan." - Ben Barnes

"There should be no censorship of mail." - Barbara Deming

"My mother answers all my fan mail." - Patti Smith

"I get mail; therefore I am." - Scott Adams

"Gentlemen don't read each other's mail." - Henry L Stimson

"I spend almost every morning with mail." - Seamus Heaney

"I won't ever do e-mail." - David Mamet

"I don't e-mail. I've never felt the particular need to e-mail." - John Mccain

"My e-mail address is actually my wife's e-mail address. I actually hate computers." - Joe Sakic

"I don't use e-mail or u-mail or whatever it's called." - Joe Arpaio

"I love reader mail, and I do read it, but I won't read hate mail." - Ayelet Waldman

"I do get a lot of mail. I get a lot of foreign mail because my mail gets mixed with Emilio Estevez." - Erik Estrada

"E-mail creates the illusion that you're writing. You're not." - Susan Elizabeth Phillips

"Congratulations. Your official super-nerd badge is in the mail." - Rachel Vincent

"The email of the species is deadlier than the mail." - Stephen Fry

"Exile: A tomb in which you can get mail." - Madame De Stael

"SEO is not synonymous to JUNK E-MAIL." - Matt Cutts

"Unsolicited advice is the junk mail of life." - Bernard Williams

"I receive more fan mail from the females." - Nobuo Uematsu

"Work out problems in person, not on e-mail." - Karin Ireland

"Our mail product, Hotmail, is the market leader globally." - Steve Ballmer

"My fan mail is enormous. Everyone is under six." - Alexander Calder

"Always write angry letters to your enemies. Never mail them." - James Fallows

"I'm hopeless by e-mail, by phone, by text." - Rachel Maddow

"I'm certainly getting a lot more mail... that's basically it." - Sam Mendes

"Who needs fan mail when you have the Internet?" - Nuno Bettencourt

"I answer every single e-mail that comes in myself." - Keith Belling

"E-mail is a victim of its own success." - Mitch Kapor

"Most of my mail comes from young people." - Richard Wilson

"I wrote a fan e-mail to Michael Chabon." - Bill Hader

"My fan mail is what keeps me going." - Lil' Kim

"I don't want no mail. Send me a Facebook message." - Theophilus London

"Discourse is fleeting, but junk mail is forever." - Joe Bob Briggs

"I dont want no mail. Send me a Facebook message." - Theophilus London

"I keep my phone number unlisted and rely on my associates to handle all voice mail, e-mail, faxes." - Stephen Covey

"I would really hate to have e-mail. It's bad enough with all the mail I get." - Marian Mcpartland

"Getting snail mail is one of my favorite indulgences, and I think receiving mail is actually a common joy." - Mary Lambert

"The difference between e-mail and regular mail is that computers handle e-mail, and computers never decide to come to work one day and shoot all the other computers." - Jamais Cascio

"When you start thinking about taking pictures, sending an e-mail, receiving an e-mail, speaking into your phone and have it transcript voice into text and then sent as an e-mail, it's mind-boggling." - Steve Largent

"If I dont get at least one e-mail every ten minutes, I feel unloved. Even junk mail makes me feel seen. Sad, I know. Sigh." - Chris Abani

"I want to be sitting in front of my computer, where you can press a button to block out your junk mail. These two are my junk mail." - Melina Marchetta

"It's really nice to have things to mail to people when they mail you things, or trade to people at shows. Something homemade, it feels...down to earth." - Brian Chippendale

"SPAM is taking e-mail, which is a wonderful tool, and exploiting the idea that it's very inexpensive to send mail." - Bill Gates

"Typically, your corporate e-mail account is not, today, that spam-targeted. It's more the free e-mail accounts that are spam-targeted." - Bill Gates

"If I don't get at least one e-mail every ten minutes, I feel unloved. Even junk mail makes me feel seen. Sad, I know. Sigh." - Chris Abani

"E-mail also changed things in that you don't have to write a full document to discuss something. You can just send an e-mail to a list." - Steve Crocker

"I did have a literal shed of fan mail once. It was literally filled with, like, 25 of those giant mail cartons." - Andrew Keegan

"People respond faster to you on a text than an e-mail. Why is that? Why will they ignore an e-mail, but get back to a text?" - Gayle King

"Every girl on the planet was familiar to one-last-time e-mail checks." - Lauren Myracle

"CBS News finally received anthrax in the mail. As usual, we're number three." - David Letterman

"Any editing, software work, and mail is done in this exported Plan 9" - Dennis Ritchie

"What does this mean 'mailer daemon'? Satan, are you messing with the e-mail system already?" - Herbert Jay Stern

"They said I was a valued customer, now they send me hate mail." - Sophie Kinsella

"Dreams are like letters from God. Isn't it time you answered your mail?" - Marie-Louise von Franz

"Those who are absent, by its means become present; it [mail] is the consolation of life." - Voltaire

"I don't think you're entitled to read my mail between my daughters and me." - George W Bush

"Respondents had been so overwhelmed by their in-box they'd declared "e-mail bankruptcy." - Susan Maushart

"E-mail has some magical ability to turn off the politeness gene in a human being." - Jeff Bezos

"Alive without breath, As cold as death; Never thirsty, ever drinking, All in mail never clinking." - J R R Tolkien

"You need teeth like mine!" Grandma said. "You can just mail 'em to the dentist!" - Janet Evanovich

"I love you and believe in you. If you want my ear/voice - e-mail." - Pete Sessions

"Large men in black plate mail with red cloaks and plumes don't sneak worth a damn." - Tanya Huff

"How can one not be fond of something that the Daily Mail despises?" - Stephen Fry

"Does the e-mail say it's about 'enlargement'- that might be spam." - Bill Gates

"swans ... always look as though they'd just been reading their own fan-mail." - Jan Struther

"Christmas cards ... are technically only junk mail from people you know." - Patricia Marx

"It was personal to me." ~Kathleen Kelly (Meg Ryan) in You've Got Mail" - Nora Ephron

"Of course you have an e-mail, you idiot, just read it!" - Chris Jericho

"You could be somewhere where the mail was delayed three weeks and do just fine investing." - Warren Buffett

"I never got any kind of mail regarding whatever I did on the show." - Jamie Farr

"I take the fan response very seriously and respond personally to my fan mail." - Andrew Lincoln

"Direct mail - it falls out of every magazine you open these days" - Derek Jameson

"The modern day soup line is a check in the mail." - David I. Rozenberg

"I do. You know, I made a mistake using a private e- mail." - Hillary Clinton

"I don't get fan mail. It disappeared with the digital revolution." - Berkeley Breathed

"E-mail importance is defined by the receiver, not the sender." - Chris Alexander

"The advent of electronic mail is fostering a revival of the familiar letter." - Anonymous

"The future of the airlines lay in hauling people, not in hauling mail for the government." - Cyrus Rowlett Smith

"Whenever I get hate mail, the verbal assault is always racial." - Margaret Cho

"Does the e-mail say it's about 'enlargement' - that might be spam." - Bill Gates

"My wife loves to shop at Bloomingdale's. I bring her mail there twice a week." - Henny Youngman

"E-mail is interesting. We can't live with it, and you can't live without it." - Tim Berners-Lee

"I want to be a person that isn't surrounded by their mail and their cat." - Winnie Holzman

"Love can smack you like a seagull, and pour all over your feet like junk mail." - Daniel Handler

"Using e-mail, I can communicate with scientists all over the world." - Stephen Hawking

"If you count E-mail, I'm on the Internet all day, every day." - Bill Gates

"The new information technology... Internet and e-mail... have practically eliminated the physical costs of communications." - Peter Drucker

"I've had more fan mail from 'Doctor Who' than anything. People love the show so passionately." - Miranda Raison

"It seems a long time since the morning mail could be called correspondence." - Jacques Barzun

"Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas." - Johnny Carson

"I believe in opening mail once a month, whether it needs it or not." - Bob Considine

"I get an awful lot of fan mail, and I read all that I can." - John Denver

"People should think about e-mail as something where they are archiving their lives." - David Filo

"Ray Johnson was a great innovator of mail art and photocopying and sending people photocopies." - Leo Fitzpatrick

"I communicate mostly via e-mail and receive hundreds of e-mails a day." - Diane Von Furstenberg

"I started on the fringes of journalism as a cartoonist on The Daily Mail." - Humphrey Lyttelton

"You glance at an e-mail. You give more attention to a real letter." - Judith Martin

"Fan mail is one thing, but fans you meet in person are a different matter entirely." - Audrey Meadows

"I found through my fan mail that women... really wanted a role model." - Donna Mills

"I saw that e-mail was insidiously invading Phones 4u, so I banned it immediately." - John Caudwell

"The future of the airlines lay in hauling people, not in hauling mail for the government." - C. R. Smith

"They can call or e-mail, too, but I'd rather see the bug." - Carl E. Olson

"One time I got fan mail that was from Africa. It's really neat." - Scarlett Pomers

"People send everyone hate mail. That's the way the world works right now, I'm nothing special." - Nikki Reed

"Any editing, software work, and mail is done in this exported Plan 9." - Dennis Ritchie

"Red notification bubbles on any icon, including mail, drive me crazy." - Matt Mullenweg

"You wouldn't believe the kind of hate mail I get about my work on irregular verbs." - Steven Pinker

"Letters are something from you. It's a different kind of intention than writing an e-mail." - Keanu Reeves

"I have no ghost writers. I personally write every message and every piece of published mail." - David Wilkerson

"The leakage of information means you're going to be able to read everybody's e-mail." - Mo Ibrahim

"Carloads of tourists would photograph the family mailbox, and there was weird mail, death threats." - Henry Thomas

"In the office, the mail that came in was always 10 to 1 for me." - Davy Jones

"I hate the computer. I hate their spell-check. I won't ever do e-mail." - David Mamet

"I like to write paper mail - nobody does that anymore - with my pen pals." - Hilarie Burton

"Everybody is a writer. Everybody uses e-mail and has Facebook pages and tweets." - Mary Norris

"What the federal government does basically is borrow money from people and mail it to people." - George Will

"Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail." - Luciano Pavarotti

"If e-mail had been around before the telephone was invented, people would have said, 'Hey, forget e-mail! With this new telephone invention I can actually talk to people!'." - Thomas Friedman

"There were always plenty of newspapers in the house. The Times, Guardian, Daily Telegraph and Daily Mail were all regular fixtures on the coffee table. I used to enjoy reading The Times editorial pages and the Daily Mail sports pages." - Lionel Barber

"It's funny; in this era of e-mail and voice mail and all those things that even I did not grow up with, a plain old paper letter takes on amazing intimacy." - Elizabeth Kostova

"We're at the point now where the challenge isn't how to communicate effectively with e-mail; it's ensuring that you spend your time on the e-mail that matters most." - Bill Gates

"If the fraud charges are proven, fraud issued, a promoter can receive no funds through the mail..., shut off. All mail sent to him is returned to the sender marked 'Fraudulent'." - J. Edward Day

"If you're going to steal a car, don't steal a mail vehicle. They don't mess around. I mean, have fun, steal all the cars you want, but don't steal a U.S. Mail vehicle." - Rob Huebel

"I also have the option of receiving verse through e-mail. And if I slip up and miss a few days, another e-mail reminds me to get back on track.
" - Hooked

"A lot of the hate mail I get is clearly misogynist. I am a proud liberal, feminist woman, and the hate mail I get about those three things is not about me." - Janeane Garofalo

"As many of the riders before me had been held up and robbed of their packages, mail and money that they carried, for that was the only means of getting mail and money between these points." - Calamity Jane

"I don't really get hate mail, which surprises me, but people have better things to do than to write hate mail to somebody who writes a book about hating everything, I guess." - Jhonen Vasquez

"There were always plenty of newspapers in the house. 'The Times', 'Guardian', 'Daily Telegraph' and 'Daily Mail' were all regular fixtures on the coffee table. I used to enjoy reading 'The Times' editorial pages and the 'Daily Mail' sports pages." - Lionel Barber

"I never looked at fan mail, for some reason. My mother and grandmother handled my mail - although it's not like I was ever in the stratosphere of Kirk Cameron or Scott Baio." - Jason Bateman

"Unlike then, the mail stream of today has diminished by such things as e-mails and faxes and cell phones and text messages, largely electronic means of communication that replace mail." - John M Mchugh

"Every once in a while, someone will mail me a single popcorn kernel that didn't pop. I'll get out a fresh kernel, tape it to a piece of paper and mail it back to them." - Orville Redenbacher

"My heart goes out to a missionary who does not receive regular mail from home. Generally, a letter once a week is a good rule. But on the other hand, too much mail can be damaging to a missionary's morale." - Gordon B Hinckley

"I had e-mail in 1984! I had an e-mail address then, which means that all you could write to was Steve Jobs and Bill Gates. There were three of us, writing to each other." - Penn Jillette

"My life is gardening, cleaning around the house and power washing. I power wash everything: my wife, the mailman with the f-cking mail, power wash his ass, f-ck my mail up, I don't care." - J B Smoove

"People used to share things with e-mail on a massive scale. If you remember e-mail forwards from the late '90s, it was a terrible way to share content." - Jonah Peretti

"There's a lot of hate mail from readers. There's hate mail, threats, stalkers... I think that I'm bulletproof every week when I've turned something in. I think, I'm a god." - Jerry Saltz

"E-mail is a modern Penny Post: the world is a single city with a single postal rate." - Anne Fadiman

"It's the Government's job to print the money, deliver the mail and declare war. Now give me my cigarettes." - Florence King

"I used to keep my college roommate from reading my personal mail by hiding it in her textbooks." - Joan Walsh Anglund

"Frankly, the people probably most interested in having computer lists on disk are junk mail vendors and solicitors." - Karen Hughes

"I am one of the graduates of the William Morris famous, famous mail room from the 60s." - Irwin Winkler



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