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Mad Scientists Quotes


"Scientists are always skeptics." - Donald Norman

"I'm mad for satin." - Manolo Blahnik

"Of course a certain number of scientists have to go mad, just to keep the tradition alive." - Matt Ruff

"I'm just mad about Fourteen Fourteen's mad about me" - Donovan

"Our players are mad, but it's good mad." - Nancy Lopez

"she's mad, but she's magic." - Charles Bukowski

"Don't get mad, get even," - Robert Kennedy

"I'm just mad about Saffron Saffron's mad about me I'm just mad about Saffron She's just mad about me." - Donovan

"Fools are not mad folks." - William Shakespeare

"Humor is reason gone mad." - Groucho Marx

"A mad who knows that he is mad is not fully mad!" - Mehmet Murat Ildan

"Scientists are explorers. Philosophers are tourists." - Richard P Feynman

"Uh-huh," I said. "Because all you mad, evil scientists sit around whipping up batches of Pillsbury's finest during your coffee breaks. I mean, this is pathetic." - James Patterson

"For mad scientists who keep brains in jars, here's a tip: Why not add a slice of lemon to each jar, for freshness." - Jack Handey

"You think I'm mad. Perhaps I am." - William B. Hurlbut

"What an annoying mad thing love is!" - Emanuel Schikaneder

"There are worse things than being mad." - Jack Kerouac

"Only the half-mad are wholly alive." - Edward Abbey

"You think I'm mad. Perhaps I am." - William Hurlbut

"I don't get mad too much." - Tom Cochrane

"The undevout astronomer must be mad." - William Herschel

"I've always been mad about cats." - Vivien Leigh

"Men are of necessity so mad, that not to be mad were madness in another form." - Blaise Pascal

"It's not about vein' mad at everything. It's about bein' REALLY mad at the right stuff." - Ice T

"I'm not mad at you I'm mad a the cheese-steak." - Kerry Jackson

"I was mad at Screen Gems, but I'm not mad at them anymore." - Davy Jones

"Oh! thou who are greatly mad, deign to spare me who am less mad." - Horace

"When you are mad at yourself, you are mad at everybody." - Nicole Sullivan

"People say I am mad. I am not mad. I am trying to heal my soul." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

"I wish there would be more movies about scientists." - James D Watson

"Brain scientists and education scientists don't get together very often, and we end up living in our own little silos." - John Medina

"People who are scientists today are scientists in spite of the system, typically, not because of it." - Neil Degrasse Tyson

"Be authentic to your dreams. Be authentic to your own idea about yourself. Grind away at your own minds and bodies until you become your own invention. Be Mad Scientists." - Warren Ellis

"The modern world is full of the old Christian virtues gone mad. The virtues have gone mad because they have been isolated from each other and are wandering alone. Thus some scientists care for truth; and their truth is pitiless. Thus some humanitarians only care for pity; and their pity (I am sorry to say) is often untruthful." - Gilbert K Chesterton

"I will be brief. Your noble son is mad." - William Shakespeare

"Men went mad and were rewarded with medals." - Joseph Heller

"Children driven good are apt to be driven mad." - Sylvia Townsend Warner

"I am mad - but I choose this madness." - Gloria E. Anzald˙a

"the mad have a grace all their own" - Kim Harrison

"We all are born mad. Some remain so." - Samuel Beckett

"Unilateralism is not internationalism, It is nationalist egotism gone mad." - Hugh Dalton

"Everybody's a mad scientist, and life is their lab." - David Cronenberg

"I'm mad about God! That's why I'm divine." - Bette Midler

"Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad." - P.D. East

"War! that mad game the world so loves to play." - Jonathan Swift

"Choose to win Get mad, then get over it." - Norman Schwarzkopf

"To understand madness is to be a bit mad." - Addison Gayle, Jr.

"Whom God wishes to destroy, he first makes mad." - Proverbs

"Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight." - Phyllis Diller

"People get so stressed and nervous and mad." - Kim Clijsters

"The worst of madmen is a saint run mad." - Alexander Pope

"I was raised that way: don't get mad, get smart." - Andrew Young

"How dangerous emperors are when they go mad." - Walid Jumblatt

"You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh." - Jay Leno

"Mad, adj. Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence." - Ambrose Bierce

"Poets do not go mad, but chess players do." - Gilbert K Chesterton

"Did Mad freakin' Max just call me irritating?" - Joe Pesci

"I don't hate women - they just sometimes make me mad." - Eminem

"David Sedaris is so good that it makes me mad." - Bill Hader

"Everyone has a mad half-hour once a month." - Geri Halliwell

"(Those women whom the distaff no longer claims nor spun cloth) driven made, mad, mad by Bacchus." - Hilda Doolittle

"No, you can't go getting mad at people because they're shitty. Life will get mad at them, don't worry.." - Justin Halpern

"Men are so necessarily mad, that not to be mad would amount to another form of madness." - Blaise Pascal

"I sleep better at night knowing that scientists can clone sheep." - Jeff Ayres

"Medical scientists are nice people, but you should not let them treat you." - August Bier

"The future, according to some scientists, will be exactly like the past, only more expensive." - John Thomas Sladek

"A first-rate laboratory is one in which mediocre scientists can produce outstanding work." - Patrick Blackett, Baron Blackett

"Go as far as you can, [young scientists]. The world needs you badly." - E O Wilson

"Scientists are always skeptics." - Donald A. Norman

"Scientists generally, not just evolutionary biologists, don't take much for granted." - Noam Chomsky

"The interpretation of facts in a certain way stimulates other scientists' thoughts." - Robert Barany

"Kids are natural scientists." - Alan Alda

"Science isn't just for scientists - it's not just a training for careers." - Martin Rees

"It's important that everyone realizes how much scientists still don't know." - Martin Rees

"My heroes were never scientists. They were Graham Greene and Christopher Isherwood, you know, good writers." - James D Watson

"Anyway, what does mad mean exactly?" Rami added quickly "Aren't we all a little mad? Don't we have to be somehat mad just to go on living, to go on hoping?" - Tabitha Suzuma

"It takes a very strong head to keep secrets for years and not go slightly mad. It isn't wise to be advised by anyone slightly mad." - C.P. Snow

"And the more you love someone, the safer it is to be mad at them. Love can handle mad, no problem." - Jerry Spinelli

"A very sensitive person in this stupid world is bound to become mad.... Only meditation can save him from becoming mad." - Rajneesh

"A very sensitive person in this stupid world is bound to become mad.... Only meditation can save him from becoming mad." - Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh

"It's a mad world. Mad as Bedlam." - Charles Dickens

"And in a democracy, when we say we're mad at what's going on, what we need to be saying is we're mad at ourselves." - Mike Lowry

"To become successful you will have to get mad about your current situation. After you get mad, get motivated to do something about it." - Jon Jones

"It's the oldest story in the world. Boy loves girl. Boy loses girl. Boy gets girl back thanks to the unethical behavior of megalomaniacal mad scientists who never met a corpse they wouldn't try to resurrect. Anyone coming within a hundred yards of my happy ending had better pray that they're immune to bullets. - Shaun Mason" - Mira Grant

"I whirled around and saw no one. No psychotic mad scientists, anyway. "Jackpot, Max! Jackpot!" It was was Fang, and he was giggling hysterically. For those of you just joining us, Fang doesn't giggle. Especially hysterically. So for a second, this seemed like one of the weirder dreams of recent days." - James Patterson

"Whatever the scientists may come up with, writers and artists will continue to portray altered mental states, simply because few aspects of our nature fascinate people so much. The so-called mad person will always represent a possible future for every member of the audience - who knows when such a malady may strike?" - Margaret Atwood

"At their first appearance innovators have always been derided as fools and mad men." - Aldous Huxley

"Some tiny creature, mad with wrath, is coming nearer on the path." - Edward Gorey

"If Peter Pan had been real, he would've gone mad and killed everyone in Neverland." - Amanda Hocking

"Drive them [Jews] like mad dogs from our land... let not one of them live..." - Martin Luther

"Perhaps the Mad Hatter had a reason for calling time Him." - Robert Andrews Millikan

"Everyone else is just mad cause i came from the bottom with out them" - Curtis Jackson

"At the moment I was mad enough to chew up nails and spit out paper clips." - Jim Butcher

"I remember manners, that's when people are scared to make other persons mad." - Emma Donoghue

"I'm not mad. I'm in a perfectly happy mood, you asshole." - Kurt Cobain

"Superstition renders a man a fool, and scepticism makes him mad." - Henry Fielding

"Children when they are little make parents fooles, when they are great they make them mad." - George Herbert

"It is a common calamity; at some one time we have all been mad." - Baptista Mantuanus

"Care, mad to see a man sae happy, E'en drouned himsel amang the nappy." - Robert Burns

"Mad in the judgment of the mob, sane, perhaps, in yours." - Horace

"One must be stark mad, to believe that mankind can subsist without magistrates." - Pierre Bayle

"She's stark raving mad!" - Lewis Carroll

"What makes my father different is the fact that he calls himself mad." - Alia Bhatt

"I never stepped foot into a Brooks Brothers before Mad Men." - Aaron Staton

"When a mad man walks naked, it is his kinsmen who feel shame, not himself." - Chinua Achebe

"I eat football, I sleep football. I am not mad I am just passionate" - Thierry Henry

"The Warrior does not worry that, to others, his behavior might seem quite mad." - Paulo Coelho

"I have never seen a more lucid, better balanced, mad mind than mine." - Vladimir Nabokov

"Most men are in a coma when they are at rest and mad when they act." - Epicurus

"Turns out if you never lie, there's always someone mad at you." - Scott Westerfeld

"I think you can only be truly mad at someone you really love." - E L James

"You're living up in Heaven, but I know you're mad as Hell." - MF Grimm

"Feeling mad hostile, wearing Aeropostale, Flowing like Christ when I speaks the gospel." - RZA

"Wars are fought by children. Conceived by their mad demonic elders, and fought by boys." - Penelope Lively

"Oh, goodie! I get to make the redheaded goddess mad! (Simi)" - Sherrilyn Kenyon

"If love drove people mad, what would lack of love do?" - Robert Goolrick

"If we don't go mad once in a while, there's no hope." - Rachel Joyce

"I dinna trust him," said Slightly Mad Angus. "He reads books an' such." - Terry Pratchett

"She saw in his eyes defeat of her wild dreams, her mad desires." - Margaret Mitchell

"If you're not mad at the world, you do' have what it takes" - Sun Ra

"Certitude drives people mad." - Friedrich Nietzsche

"As a writer I'm more drawn to villains who are just slightly mad." - Lev Grossman

"They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken." - Anonymous

"All poets are mad." - Robert Burton

"There is a pleasure sure In being mad which none but madmen know." - John Dryden

"And suddenly I had an inkling of what it must feel like to be mad." - Aldous Huxley

"Being mad is activating. Being sad can lead to hopelessness. I'm not hopeless. I'm very hopeful." - Jayni Chase

"We're all mad here." - Lewis Carroll

"Estate agents: like them or loathe them, you'd be mad not to loathe them." - Stephen Fry

"I'm not so sure he's mad, Father. Just a little devious in his sanity." - Walter M. Miller, Jr.

"I'm very free with all my emotions, whether it's happy, sad, mad, glad, whatever." - Kimberly Elise

"I think I'd go mad if I didn't have a place to escape to." - Alice Temperley

"It's mad what each generation vilifies. It's not necessarily to do with logic." - Laura Fraser

"I have mad brims." - Mos Def

"'Captain America' was probably the most universally positive experience I've had in this mad business." - Joe Johnston

"I don't think you ever know in yourself whether you have gone mad." - Chris Lowe

"Mel will always be Mad Max, and me, I will always be a Number." - Patrick Mcgoohan

"The perfectionist is another name for someone who is getting ready to become mad." - Rajneesh

"So many things can drive you mad as a child, not only music." - Itzhak Perlman

"You shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you mad." - Aldous Huxley

"I watch 'Mad Men,' I knit scarves, I cook and am very, very normal. Honestly." - Annie Lennox

"You cannot be mad at somebody who makes you laugh... it's as simple as that." - Jay Leno

"It's not unusual for kids in their twenties to be mad at their parents." - Joy Browne

"That's your life. Get used to it. Don't get mad at me- you married him." - Laura Schlessinger

"While the miser is merely a capitalist gone mad, the capitalist is a rational miser." - Karl Marx

"I believe many people feel like God is mad at them." - Joyce Meyer

"The Bible looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs." - Bill Maher

"Patience is when you're supposed to be mad but you choose to understand." - Unknown

"When, however, the lay public rallies round an idea that is denounced by distinguished but elderly scientists and supports that idea with great fervor and emotion - the distinguished but elderly scientists are then, after all, probably right." - Isaac Asimov

"Today, scientists sound the alarm on other environmental dangers. Vested interests still hire their own scientists to confuse the issue. But in the end, nature, will not be fooled." - Neil Degrasse Tyson



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