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Mad Scientist Quotes


"Everybody's a mad scientist, and life is their lab." - David Cronenberg

"I do like to cook; I'm sort of a mad scientist in the kitchen." - Kyle Chandler

"When I was a kid I always wanted to be a mad scientist. I don't know... a regular scientist just was no un." - Tim Burton

"The image of the disinterested, dispassionate scientist is no less false than that of the mad scientist who is willing to destroy the world for knowledge." - Lewis Wolpert

"She's stark raving mad!" - Lewis Carroll

"All poets are mad." - Robert Burton

"Thomas Dolby is part mad scientist, part nature boy, and entirely moved by the power of music." - Shawn Amos

"she's mad, but she's magic." - Charles Bukowski

"she's mad, but she's magic." - Charles Bukowski

"Batista does look pretty mad." - Triple H

"Don't get mad. Get everything." - Ivana Trump

"Jealousy will drive you mad." - Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec

"Fools are not mad folks." - William Shakespeare

"The studio and road both have their charms. The studio allows me to be a mad scientist and the tour lets me feel like James Bond." - Jason Mraz

"I'd love to be a mad scientist who plays around with chemistry, and solves all the world's problems and creates a few of them himself." - Kellan Lutz

"I know I love sexy surf guitars, I know I love loud snare. I love really simple repeating bass lines, and I love weird mad scientist keyboard sounds." - Kathleen Hanna

"If a scientist is not befuddled by what they're looking at, then they're not a research scientist." - Neil Degrasse Tyson

"Oppression makes a wise man mad." - Frederick Douglass

"I don't get mad, I get even." - Patricia Briggs

"What an annoying mad thing love is!" - Emanuel Schikaneder

"There are worse things than being mad." - Jack Kerouac

"Mad Ireland hurt you into poetry." - W H Auden

"Only the half-mad are wholly alive." - Edward Abbey

"I have a plan-to go mad." - Fyodor Dostoevsky

"A woman's pity sometimes makes her mad." - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

"A mad man sees what he sees." - George R R Martin

"She's half mad and three parts drunk." - William Boyd

"You think I'm mad. Perhaps I am." - William Hurlbut

"Anybody who's mad should run for something." - Van Jones

"Out of too much learning become mad." - Robert Burton

"I'd rather be mad than feel pleasure." - Antisthenes

"[Thou] mad mustachio purple-hued maltworms!" - William Shakespeare

"The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved." - Jack Kerouac

"The undevout astronomer must be mad." - William Herschel

"I got mad love for hot tubs." - Craig Robinson

"I teach that all men are mad." - Horace

"And mad ambition trumpeteth to all." - Nathaniel Parker Willis

"It's a bit like being a mad scientist. You mix a bit of this with some of that. You're never sure what's going to happen. But I'd rather blow up the laboratory than keep reinventing the wheel." - Tod A

"My only non-acting job was being a barista at Coffee Bean. While I was in college, and I had a blast! I loved making drinks because I got to be like a mad scientist." - Troian Bellisario

"Everybody's a mad scientist, and life is their lab. We're all trying to experiment to find a way to live, to solve problems, to fend off madness and chaos." - David Cronenberg

"I am so mad with love that mad men say to me - be still!" - Rumi

"Men are of necessity so mad, that not to be mad were madness in another form." - Blaise Pascal

"I'm mad about being old and I'm mad about being American. Apart from that, OK." - Kurt Vonnegut

"It's not about vein' mad at everything. It's about bein' REALLY mad at the right stuff." - Ice T

"I'm not mad at you I'm mad a the cheese-steak." - Kerry Jackson

"I was mad at Screen Gems, but I'm not mad at them anymore." - Davy Jones

"Oh! thou who are greatly mad, deign to spare me who am less mad." - Horace

"All my life, people have asked me what I was so mad about. 'Why you so mad?' And I was never mad. I'm not mad, I just look mad." - M C Gainey

"If you're a scientist, and you have to have an answer, even in the absence of data, you're not going to be a good scientist." - Neil Degrasse Tyson

"At 5 years old, I saw 'Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein,' and I was so scared when Costello sat himself down in the lap of the monster, not realizing where he was. My friends teased me. They were older, 8 years old. And my goal was to become a mad scientist and get back at them. And here I am, mad as hell!" - Leonard Susskind

"Every man is wise when attacked by a mad dog; fewer when pursued by a mad woman; only the wisest survive when attacked by a mad notion." - Robertson Davies

"Imma kill it I promise this, I know you mad." - Drake

"The world went mad and used us as an excuse." - John Lennon

"Is it mad to pray for better hallucinations?" - Alice Liddell

"A man in a passion, rides a mad horse." - Benjamin Franklin

"Perhaps God is not dead; perhaps God himself is mad." - R D Laing

"The stress of grad school can drive anyone temporarily mad." - Jonathan Kellerman

"Dogs, like very small children, are quite mad." - T. H. White

"Resisting madness is the maddest way of being mad." - Norman O Brown

"Madmen always think it's the others who are mad." - Carlos Ruiz Zafon

"Establishment women just get mad. Activists change the laws." - Nancy Ruth

"Unilateralism is not internationalism, It is nationalist egotism gone mad." - Hugh Dalton

"All these haters mad because I'm so established." - Nicki Minaj

"I'm mad about God! That's why I'm divine." - Bette Midler

"He who loves the law dies either mad or poor." - Thomas Middleton

"Turn that thing off, its driving me mad!" - Ozzy Osbourne

"Whom the gods would destroy they first make mad." - Proverbs

"Mad hoes ask Beavis i get nothing Butthead" - Big L

"Choose to win Get mad, then get over it." - Norman Schwarzkopf

"Whom computers would destroy, they must first drive mad." - Anonymous

"He"sh mad?" "Sort of mad. But mad with lots of money." "Ah, then he ca' be mad. I"ve been around; if a man hash lotsh of money he"sh just ecshentric." - Terry Pratchett

"In a mad world it always seems simpler to obey." - Graham Greene

"Some deemed him wondrous wise, and some believed him mad." - James Beattie

"The man who never dreams, goes slowly mad." - Thomas Dolby

"The world used us as an excuse to go mad." - George Harrison

"The worst of madmen is a saint run mad." - Alexander Pope

"I'm sure I've all but lost friends by maintaining that, despite their love for it, I always saw Stanley Kramer's 'It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World' as more of an exercise in anti-comedy than humor." - Dick Cavett

"How dangerous emperors are when they go mad." - Walid Jumblatt

"Poets do not go mad, but chess players do." - Gilbert K Chesterton

"Mad desire, when it has the most, longs for more" - Ovid

"Whom Jupiter would destroy he first drives mad." - Sophocles

"My mum and mad were both very generous, encouraging parents." - Tony Abbott

"I don't hate women - they just sometimes make me mad." - Eminem

"Everyone is more or less mad on one point." - Rudyard Kipling

"The sane are madder than we think, the mad saner." - Anthony Storr

"Stupidity often saves a man from going mad." - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr

"The man is either mad, or he is making verses." - Horace

"Raving mad is quite easy. You just chew up the scenery or something. It's quiet mad that's hard." - Sarah Caldwell

"Poets do not go mad; but chess-players do. Mathematicians go mad, and cashiers; but creative artists very seldom." - Gilbert K Chesterton

"If I am Sophocles, I am not mad; and if I am mad, I am not Sophocles." - Sophocles

"Men are so necessarily mad, that not to be mad would amount to another form of madness." - Blaise Pascal

"My inner chemistry had been hijacked by a mad scientist, who poured the fizzy, volatile contents of my heart from a test tube marked SOBER REALITY into another labeled SUNNY DELUSION, and back again, faster and faster, until the floor of my life was slick with spillage." - Jonathan Lethem

"If it makes you feel any better, you're not as bad as Keith. He was here earlier today and was so nervous, he literally kept looking over his shoulder." Lee paused thoughtfully. "I think it might have been because Adrian kept laughing like a mad scientist at those old black-and-white movies he was watching." - Richelle Mead

"You're a mad scientist,' said Maggie, in what may well have been intended as a reassuring tone. 'We don't expect you to be nice. We just go to bed every night hoping you won't mutate us before we wake up.' Dr. Abbey blinked at her. 'That's...almost sweet. In a disturbing sort of a way." - Mira Grant

"I remember one play [when I was kid] was about this murderous mad scientist, and my whole part was to be the guy who got thrown into a vat of acid as the curtain went up. I was very pissed off at these older kids; they'd outsmarted me." - Paul Reubens

"If it makes you feel any better, you're not as bad as Keith. He was here earlier today and was so nervous, he literally kept looking over his shoulder." Lee paused thoughtfully. "I think it might have been because Adrian kept laughing like a mad scientist at those old black-and-white movies he was watching." - Richelle Mead

"I guess I'm just an old mad scientist at bottom. Give me an underground laboratory, half a dozen atom-smashers, and a beautiful girl in a diaphanous veil waiting to be turned into a chimpanzee, and I care not who writes the nation's laws." - S J Perelman

"I think the hardest thing about making music now is being a great dad at the same time. There's an insanity that goes with writing - a mad scientist thing that you have to go through - and sacrificing a kid's upbringing to do that is not an option." - Eddie Vedder

"We are driven by the usual insatiable curiosity of the scientist, and our work is a delightful game" - Murray Gell-Mann

"No scientist thinks in formulae." - Albert Einstein

"I am not a scientist." - Ronald Reagan

"Scientist alone is true poet." - Allen Ginsberg

"I'm not just a scientist." - Hasso Plattner

"I'm not a scientist, man." - Marco Rubio

"As a scientist, I want to go to Mars and back to asteroids and the Moon because I'm a scientist. But I can tell you, I'm not so naive a scientist to think that the nation might not have geopolitical reasons for going into space." - Neil Degrasse Tyson

"A time is coming when men will go mad, and when they see someone who is not mad, they will attack him, saying, "You are mad; you are not like us."" - Anthony the Great

"Anyway, what does mad mean exactly?" Rami added quickly "Aren't we all a little mad? Don't we have to be somehat mad just to go on living, to go on hoping?" - Tabitha Suzuma

"Wisdom is a variable possession. Every man is wise when pursued by a mad dog, fewer when pursued by a mad woman; only the wisest survive when attacked by a mad notion." - Robertson Davies

"The Republicans are mad at Donald Trump, and the Democrats are mad at Hillary Clinton. And the Bernie Sanders people are mad at everybody. When has that ever happened?" - Frank Luntz

"The mad rarely know that they are mad. It's the rest of the world, I think, that seems insane to them." - Jim Butcher

"Of course I"ve gone mad with power! Have you ever tried going mad without power? It's boring and no one listens to you! - Russ Cargill" - Matt Groening

"The mad are happy, the sane ignorant; those of us stuck on the sane side of madness or the mad fringe of sanity are in a purgatorial cage." - Anonymous

"It's a mad world. Mad as Bedlam." - Charles Dickens

"Of course I've gone mad with power! Have you ever tried going mad without power? It's boring and no one listens to you! - Russ Cargill" - Matt Groening

"Oh yes, things get me mad. But the thing is, I get mad, and then I turn around and I forget." - Sofia Vergara

"You have certain writing tools but generally creating something from nothing makes one quite mad and Cynthia and I are quite mad you know." - Barry Mann

"It was roses, roses, all the way, With myrtle mixed in my path like mad." - Robert Browning

"August 28th 2012. Remember that date. It marks the day when the world went raving mad." - George Monbiot

"Some tiny creature, mad with wrath, is coming nearer on the path." - Edward Gorey

"Who is that?" "Your replacement." "You replaced me with a shaved poodle?" "He's got mad skills." - Ilona Andrews

"I have danced with the spider. I have cut a caper with the dancing mad god." - China Mieville

"?"she' mad but she' magic. there' no lie in her fire." - Charles Bukowski

"Some things, it was better not to think about. It just made you mad and angry." - Paolo Bacigalupi

"Anger is the quintessential individual-signature emotion: I am what makes me mad." - Gina Barreca

"Drive them [Jews] like mad dogs from our land... let not one of them live..." - Martin Luther

"Perhaps the Mad Hatter had a reason for calling time Him." - Robert Andrews Millikan

"The only difference between myself and a madman is that I am not mad." - Salvador Dali

"While everybody else was going mad, we were actually the sanest people in the whole thing." - George Harrison

"Even if one understands that what one is doing is mad, it is indeed still madness -" - Guillermo Del Toro

"We realize we can't have everything, and so begins the mad dash to have everything else." - Robert Breault

"We want a few mad people now. See where the sane ones have landed us!" - George Bernard Shaw

"I was mad at the time, or I would never have done the thing." - Buster Keaton

"I'm not mad. I'm in a perfectly happy mood, you asshole." - Kurt Cobain

"Care, mad to see a man sae happy, E'en drouned himsel amang the nappy." - John Bunyan

"Alice: This is impossible. The Mad Hatter: Only if you believe it is." - Lewis Carroll

"Superstition renders a man a fool, and scepticism makes him mad." - Henry Fielding

"Children when they are little make parents fooles, when they are great they make them mad." - George Herbert

"Oh! I will curse thee till thy frighted soul Runs mad with horror." - Nathaniel Lee

"The venom clamours of a jealous woman Poison more deadly than a mad-dog's tooth." - William Shakespeare

"It is a common calamity; at some one time we have all been mad." - Baptista Mantuanus

"Care, mad to see a man sae happy, E'en drouned himsel amang the nappy." - Robert Burns

"Mad in the judgment of the mob, sane, perhaps, in yours." - Horace

"The jealous is possessed by a fine mad devil and a dull spirit at once." - Johann Kaspar Lavater

"Some o'erenamor'd of their bags run mad, Groan under gold, yet weep for want of bread." - Edward Young

"The love of arms and the mad wickedness of war are raging." - Virgil

"Paul, thou art beside thyself; much learning doth make thee mad." - Bible

"?"she" mad but she" magic. there" no lie in her fire." - Charles Bukowski

"I'm not mad. I'm in a perfectly happy mood, you asshole." - Kurt Cobain

"He pitches better when he's mad, so I try to make him that way." - Jorge Posada

"People don't know how chickens can turn on you, but they can - just like mad dogs." - Mary Ann Shaffer



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