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Mad Magazine Quotes


"My greatest thrill was the day Mad magazine spoofed 'Ghost." - Jerry Zucker

"My greatest thrill was the day Mad magazine spoofed 'Ghost.'" - Jerry Zucker

""Mad" magazine is like one of my few formative experiences, absolutely. "Mad" magazine teaches a whole generation of people to be irreverent toward power." - Daniel H Pink

"But in terms of satire and comedy, our biggest and earliest influence was Mad magazine." - Jerry Zucker

"It's a mad world. Mad as Bedlam." - Charles Dickens

"All poets are mad." - Robert Burton

"I'm mad for satin." - Manolo Blahnik

"Boy! They're (MAD Magazine) really sockin' it to that Spiro Agnew guy again, he must work there or something." - Spiro Agnew

"Magazine articles are the new books." - Tina Brown

"'Dammit I'm mad' is 'Dammit I'm mad' spelled backwards." - Demetri Martin

"Make your haters mad! Yeah, make them really mad!" - Greyson Chance

"she's mad, but she's magic." - Charles Bukowski

"Imagination is the mad boarder." - Nicolas Malebranche

"Batista does look pretty mad." - Triple H

"Don't get mad. Get everything." - Ivana Trump

"Don't get mad, get even," - Robert Kennedy

"Don't get mad, get even." - Joseph P Kennedy

"Humor is reason gone mad." - Groucho Marx

"Einstein pronounced the doom of continuous or 'rational' space, and the way was made clear for Picasso and the Marx Brothers and Mad magazine." - Marshall Mcluhan

"I was a big 'MAD Magazine' fan when I was a kid, and I read a lot of horror comics - I illustrated as well." - Joe Lo Truglio

"You start out with Mad magazine, and you go right through the sort of black humor of Lenny Bruce, Lord Buckley, Mort Sahl, Paul Krassner... If you put Lenny together with Mad magazine and run it through the brain of a college student, you get National Lampoon." - P. J. O'Rourke

"I was a very young mod. The older mods at school used to like me because I brought in a copy of Mad magazine every week and let them read it. I think Mad magazine is the biggest influence in my life. At the age of ten, I decided I was going to have a band, one of the best in the country." - Jerry Dammers

"O! Let me not be mad, not mad, sweet heaven; keep me in temper; I would not be mad!" - William Shakespeare

"I am mad, I think. I am mad therefore I think. I am mad therefore I think I am." - Kate Atkinson

"Oppression makes a wise man mad." - Frederick Douglass

"Maybe I am a bit mad." - Simon Cowell

"I don't get mad, I get even." - Patricia Briggs

"How many fond fools serve mad jealousy!" - William Shakespeare

"What an annoying mad thing love is!" - Emanuel Schikaneder

"I'm the last of the mad ones." - Maureen Johnson

"Mad Ireland hurt you into poetry." - W H Auden

"I have a plan-to go mad." - Fyodor Dostoevsky

"A mad man sees what he sees." - George R R Martin

"Out of too much learning become mad." - Robert Burton

"Out of too much learning become mad." - Robert A. Burton

"[Thou] mad mustachio purple-hued maltworms!" - William Shakespeare

"I've always been mad about cats." - Vivien Leigh

"Art = a mad search for individualism." - Paul Gauguin

"We all go a little mad sometimes." - Joseph Stefano

"And mad ambition trumpeteth to all." - Nathaniel Parker Willis

"Mad cause he aint like me... Oh you mad cause nobody ever did it like me." - Drake

"Men are of necessity so mad, that not to be mad were madness in another form." - Blaise Pascal

"If you're a victim, you're always mad, but never at yourself. You're mad at somebody else." - Rush Limbaugh

"It's not about vein' mad at everything. It's about bein' REALLY mad at the right stuff." - Ice T

"I'm not mad at you I'm mad a the cheese-steak." - Kerry Jackson

"If we're mad, we're mad in large numbers, at least larger than yours." - Shannon Hale

"During the crusades all were religious mad, and now all are mad for want of it." - J G Stedman

"My biggest influence growing up was Mad magazine, which is a very text-heavy form of visual satire. I didn't grow up wanting to draw donkeys and elephants with the names of politicians written across them." - Tom Tomorrow

"If you're a cowboy and you're dragging a guy behind your horse, I bet it would really make you mad if you looked back and the guy was reading a magazine." - Jack Handey

"It's hard to say, I picked one of my favorite articles for the MAD vault. Which is one of the features of the Magazine so they don't have to actually pay artists or writers to come up with new stuff." - Al Yankovic

"I think I'm equally as abusive as the editors normally are for the "Letters and Tomatoes" column, which is the fan mail part of MAD Magazine and an ongoing feature." - Al Yankovic

"Mostly it was Mad magazine. And I did read a lot of - I had a subscription when I was little, but I also had access to some old collections, the little paperbacks of the really good stuff." - Alison Bechdel

"The people who were in college in the '50s were my first real audience, and their kids, the people who found my records in the cabinet during their 'Mad 'magazine years picked me up also." - Tom Lehrer

"Possibly he knew, as he wrote this, that he was mad - because inside every madman sits a little sane man saying 'You're mad, you're mad." - Graham Swift

"It shocks me when young kids still say, 'I want to do a magazine,'" - Scott Schuman

"The mad is either insane or he is composing verses." - Horace

"Imma kill it I promise this, I know you mad." - Drake

"Whom the gods destroy, they first make mad." - Euripides

"He is mad, bad and dangerous to know." - Lady Caroline Lamb

"The world went mad and used us as an excuse." - John Lennon

"We're all a little mad, my friend. Keeps life interesting." - Gaelen Foley

"My means are sane, my motives and my object mad." - Herman Melville

"I learned that getting mad was easier than being sad." - Emily Giffin

"I will be brief. Your noble son is mad." - William Shakespeare

"Behind their dark glass, the mad own nothing." - Penelope Fitzgerald

"Is it mad to pray for better hallucinations?" - Alice Liddell

"It's only game. Why you have to be mad?" - Ilya Bryzgalov

"I am a mistake of nature, a mad beast." - Andrei Chikatilo

"Whom Fortune wishes to destroy she first makes mad." - Publilius Syrus

"Perhaps God is not dead; perhaps God himself is mad." - R D Laing

"When he beat my mother it made me so mad." - Lou Reed

"Dogs, like very small children, are quite mad." - T. H. White

"When you get mad, it's the time you lose" - Hiroko Sakai

"Resisting madness is the maddest way of being mad." - Norman O Brown

"I am mad - but I choose this madness." - Gloria E. Anzald˙a

"Men of passion and vision are often seen as mad." - Robin Hobb

"Because the only people for me are the mad ones." - Jack Kerouac

"It is not doubt,is certitude that drives you mad." - Friedrich Nietzsche

"Everybody's a mad scientist, and life is their lab." - David Cronenberg

"Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad." - Euripides

"Choose to win Get mad, then get over it." - Norman Schwarzkopf

"I think she always nursed a small mad hope." - Vladimir Nabokov

"To understand madness is to be a bit mad." - Addison Gayle, Jr.

"Whom computers would destroy, they must first drive mad." - Anonymous

"Whom God wishes to destroy, he first makes mad." - Proverbs

"He"sh mad?" "Sort of mad. But mad with lots of money." "Ah, then he ca' be mad. I"ve been around; if a man hash lotsh of money he"sh just ecshentric." - Terry Pratchett

"There is nothing quite so terrifying as a mad sheep." - Claud Cockburn

"I get mad when people are against pot." - Tre Cool

"In a mad world it always seems simpler to obey." - Graham Greene

"You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh." - Jay Leno

"Choose to win Get mad, then get over it." - Norman Schwarzkopf

"Mad desire, when it has the most, longs for more" - Ovid

"Whom Jupiter would destroy he first drives mad." - Sophocles

"(Those women whom the distaff no longer claims nor spun cloth) driven made, mad, mad by Bacchus." - Hilda Doolittle

"The Mad Hatter: "Would you like some wine?" Alice: "Yes..." The Mad Hatter: "We haven't any and you're too young." - Lewis Carroll

"The mad also laugh, or is that what Freud and the others discovered perhaps, that only the mad laugh?" - William Saroyan

"A man bitten by a dog, whether the animal is mad or not, is apt to get mad himself." - George D. Prentice

"Poets do not go mad; but chess-players do. Mathematicians go mad, and cashiers; but creative artists very seldom." - Gilbert K Chesterton

"If I am Sophocles, I am not mad; and if I am mad, I am not Sophocles." - Sophocles

"Well I've made no secret of my life long love of MAD Magazine, it's probably my first and greatest influence in terms of my comic sensibilities. I've known John [Ficarra] for many years, and we've been friends. About four or five months ago, at a dinner in New York, John made the very nice offer of my being guest editor for an issue of MAD and I thought about it for about half a nanosecond and decided that was a pretty good idea." - Al Yankovic

"I was a huge fan of 'Mad' magazine when I was 11, 12, 13 years old. I'd scour used bookstores trying to find back issues, and I'd wait at the newsstand for a new issue to come out. My life revolved around it." - Al Yankovic

"A time is coming when men will go mad, and when they see someone who is not mad, they will attack him, saying, "You are mad; you are not like us."" - Anthony the Great

"Anyway, what does mad mean exactly?" Rami added quickly "Aren't we all a little mad? Don't we have to be somehat mad just to go on living, to go on hoping?" - Tabitha Suzuma

"The Republicans are mad at Donald Trump, and the Democrats are mad at Hillary Clinton. And the Bernie Sanders people are mad at everybody. When has that ever happened?" - Frank Luntz

"A man who believes that he eats his God we do not call mad; yet, a man who says he is Jesus Christ, we call mad." - Claude Adrien Helvetius

"It takes a very strong head to keep secrets for years and not go slightly mad. It isn't wise to be advised by anyone slightly mad." - C.P. Snow

"And the more you love someone, the safer it is to be mad at them. Love can handle mad, no problem." - Jerry Spinelli

"Did I write it so as not to go mad or, on the contrary, to go mad in order to understand the nature of madness?" - Elie Wiesel

"If You don't give readers what they want, they'll be mad at you. If you give them what they do want, they'll be even more mad at you." - Cassandra Clare

"The mad rarely know that they are mad. It's the rest of the world, I think, that seems insane to them." - Jim Butcher

"I'm mad at him, too, for being out late. But I'm not mad enough to take a chance on losing a ball game and possibly the pennant." - Casey Stengel

"A very sensitive person in this stupid world is bound to become mad.... Only meditation can save him from becoming mad." - Rajneesh

"Elegy of the Death of a Mad Dog The dog, to gain some praivate ends, Went mad and bit the man." - Oliver Goldsmith

"You see all of us go through the same doubts. We are afraid of being mad; unfortunately for us, of course, all of us are already mad." - Carlos Castaneda

"The mad are happy, the sane ignorant; those of us stuck on the sane side of madness or the mad fringe of sanity are in a purgatorial cage." - Anonymous

"Anthony's father was a mad baronet and his mother a very beautiful woman. That's Anthony-half mad baronet, half beautiful woman." - Anthony Eden

"Of course I've gone mad with power! Have you ever tried going mad without power? It's boring and no one listens to you! - Russ Cargill" - Matt Groening

"They deem me mad because I will not sell my days for gold; and I deem them mad because they think my days have a price." - Khalil Gibran

"We don't have mad cow disease. We probably never will have mad cow disease, and therefore, it's a non-problem in the United States." - Paul Brown

"As far as the 'Mad Men' thing, I love 'Mad Men.' It's one of my favorite shows; I think it's an amazing series." - Michael Mosley

"I am so mad at the press I could just strangle them!" - Ann Romney

"Why you don't wanna let him talk? You mad, you maaad, you maaaaad." - Cam'ron

"The bullet is a mad thing, only the bayonet knows what it is about." - Alexander Suvorov

"It was roses, roses, all the way, With myrtle mixed in my path like mad." - Robert Browning

"A beautiful woman is a picture which drives all beholders nobly mad." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

"Children, when they are little, they make parents fools; when great, mad." - John Ray

"I used to have Mad Cow's disease, but I'm alright Nooooooooow." - Billy Connolly

"Being mad is even pleasant. But only a madman understands that." - Irving Stone

"At their first appearance innovators have always been derided as fools and mad men." - Aldous Huxley

"Sunday is the day people go quietly mad, one way or another." - William Saroyan

"Of all mad faiths maddest is the faith that we can get rid of faith." - Harry Emerson Fosdick

"Some tiny creature, mad with wrath, is coming nearer on the path." - Edward Gorey

"Life becomes fully understandable only the moment we realise that we are all mad." - Mark Twain

"Who is that?" "Your replacement." "You replaced me with a shaved poodle?" "He's got mad skills." - Ilona Andrews

"If Peter Pan had been real, he would've gone mad and killed everyone in Neverland." - Amanda Hocking

"I have danced with the spider. I have cut a caper with the dancing mad god." - China Mieville

"?"she' mad but she' magic. there' no lie in her fire." - Charles Bukowski

"Some things, it was better not to think about. It just made you mad and angry." - Paolo Bacigalupi

"Anger is the quintessential individual-signature emotion: I am what makes me mad." - Gina Barreca

"Drive them [Jews] like mad dogs from our land... let not one of them live..." - Martin Luther

"Perhaps the Mad Hatter had a reason for calling time Him." - Robert Andrews Millikan

"While everybody else was going mad, we were actually the sanest people in the whole thing." - George Harrison

"A culture that does not teach prayer soon runs mad with desire." - Laurence Freeman

"I was mad when I heard The Amazing Race wasn't about white people." - Zach Braff

"My baby is weird man... when he get mad, he gets in the oven." - Kevin Hart

"how sad and bad and mad it was - but then, how it was sweet" - Robert Browning

"I do think you're mad and I'll still go with you." - Suzanne Collins

"Whatever she says to you, it's your job not to let her make you mad." - Harper Lee

"You would have to be half mad to dream me up." - Lewis Carroll

"Even if one understands that what one is doing is mad, it is indeed still madness -" - Guillermo Del Toro



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