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"It's a mad world. Mad as Bedlam." - Charles Dickens

"I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that." - Mitch Hedberg

"All poets are mad." - Robert Burton

"We're all mad here." - Lewis Carroll

"I don't have a girlfriend. I just know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that." - Mitch Hedberg

"'Dammit I'm mad' is 'Dammit I'm mad' spelled backwards." - Demetri Martin

"Make your haters mad! Yeah, make them really mad!" - Greyson Chance

"I'm just mad about Fourteen Fourteen's mad about me" - Donovan

"she's mad, but she's magic." - Charles Bukowski

"Imagination is the mad boarder." - Nicolas Malebranche

"Batista does look pretty mad." - Triple H

"Don't get mad. Get everything." - Ivana Trump

"Don't get mad, get even." - Joseph P Kennedy

"I'm just mad about Saffron Saffron's mad about me I'm just mad about Saffron She's just mad about me." - Donovan

"Don't get mad. Get everything!" - Ivana Trump

"O! Let me not be mad, not mad, sweet heaven; keep me in temper; I would not be mad!" - William Shakespeare

"I am mad, I think. I am mad therefore I think. I am mad therefore I think I am." - Kate Atkinson

"Oppression makes a wise man mad." - Frederick Douglass

"How many fond fools serve mad jealousy!" - William Shakespeare

"What an annoying mad thing love is!" - Emanuel Schikaneder

"I'm the last of the mad ones." - Maureen Johnson

"I have a plan-to go mad." - Fyodor Dostoevsky

"A mad man sees what he sees." - George R R Martin

"I'm not mad. I'm a writer." - Peter Milligan

"You think I'm mad. Perhaps I am." - William Hurlbut

"Anybody who's mad should run for something." - Van Jones

"Out of too much learning become mad." - Robert Burton

"Out of too much learning become mad." - Robert A. Burton

"[Thou] mad mustachio purple-hued maltworms!" - William Shakespeare

"I don't get mad too much." - Tom Cochrane

"The undevout astronomer must be mad." - William Herschel

"I'm a big fan of 'Mad Men.'" - Bryan Cranston

"Almost every week, someone's mad at me." - Jimmy Kimmel

"Art = a mad search for individualism." - Paul Gauguin

"'Mad About You' was very fun." - Mel Brooks

"And mad ambition trumpeteth to all." - Nathaniel Parker Willis

"A couple of months ago, I gave my girlfriend some fancy lingerie, and she actually got mad at me. She said, 'Anthony, I think this is more of a gift for you than it is for me.' And I said, 'If you want to get technical, it was originally a gift for my last girlfriend.'" - Anthony Jeselnik

"It's not about being mad at everything. It's about being really mad at the right things." - Ice T

"Mad? Is one who has solved the secret of life to be considered mad?" - Edward T. Lowe, Jr.

"Men are of necessity so mad, that not to be mad were madness in another form." - Blaise Pascal

"You're mad cause my style you're admiring, Don't be mad...UPS is hiring" - Craig Mack

"I'm mad about being old and I'm mad about being American. Apart from that, OK." - Kurt Vonnegut

"It's not about vein' mad at everything. It's about bein' REALLY mad at the right stuff." - Ice T

"I'm not mad at you I'm mad a the cheese-steak." - Kerry Jackson

"Don't ever call me mad, Mycroft. I'm not mad. I'm just ... well, differently moraled, that's all." - Jasper Fforde

"Oh! thou who are greatly mad, deign to spare me who am less mad." - Horace

"People say I am mad. I am not mad. I am trying to heal my soul." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

"All my life, people have asked me what I was so mad about. 'Why you so mad?' And I was never mad. I'm not mad, I just look mad." - M C Gainey

"I'm a bit of a design enthusiast, and like spending time with my girlfriend and mates." - Nick D'Aloisio

"My first real girlfriend broke up with me because she was married already." - Aron Flam

"I can't swim but if my girlfriend was drowning, I'd still dive in to save her." - Zayn Malik

"London is like a girlfriend I loved, then really fell out with." - Lapo Elkann

"Karma is God's girlfriend." - Allan Williams

"Possibly he knew, as he wrote this, that he was mad - because inside every madman sits a little sane man saying 'You're mad, you're mad." - Graham Swift

"They're gonna be mad at us. They're gonna be mad at me and you. They're gonna be mad at us and all the things we wanna do." - Ani Difranco

"The mad is either insane or he is composing verses." - Horace

"Imma kill it I promise this, I know you mad." - Drake

"Whom the gods destroy, they first make mad." - Euripides

"The world went mad and used us as an excuse." - John Lennon

"I learned that getting mad was easier than being sad." - Emily Giffin

"Those whom God wishes to destroy he drives mad." - Leo Tolstoy

"I will be brief. Your noble son is mad." - William Shakespeare

"Les Miles looks like the mad science genius." - Todd Blackledge

"Most men are within a finger's breadth of being mad." - Diogenes of Sinope

"He'sh mad?' 'Sort of mad. But mad with lots of money.' 'Ah, then he can't be mad. I've been around; if a man hash lotsh of money he'sh just ecshentric." - Terry Pratchett

"Everybody mad when their paper don't stack right" - Curtis Jackson

"Perhaps God is not dead; perhaps God himself is mad." - R D Laing

"You're always going to be mad about a bad play." - Colin Kaepernick

"Children driven good are apt to be driven mad." - Sylvia Townsend Warner

"When you get mad, it's the time you lose" - Hiroko Sakai

"the mad have a grace all their own" - Kim Harrison

"We all are born mad. Some remain so." - Samuel Beckett

"Everybody's a mad scientist, and life is their lab." - David Cronenberg

"The one thet fust gits mad 's 'most ollers wrong." - James Russell Lowell

"He who loves the law dies either mad or poor." - Thomas Middleton

"Villon, our sad bad glad mad brother's name." - Algernon Charles Swinburne

"Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad." - Euripides

"Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad." - P.D. East

"War! that mad game the world so loves to play." - Jonathan Swift

"Whom the gods would destroy they first make mad." - Proverbs

"Mad hoes ask Beavis i get nothing Butthead" - Big L

"I think I love you I think I'm mad." - St Vincent

"I think she always nursed a small mad hope." - Vladimir Nabokov

"Whom computers would destroy, they must first drive mad." - Anonymous

"To obtain a man's opinion of you, make him mad." - Oliver Wendell Holmes

"There is nothing quite so terrifying as a mad sheep." - Claud Cockburn

"In a mad world it always seems simpler to obey." - Graham Greene

"The arts stop society going rotten and mad." - Vanessa Redgrave

"Dancing music, music sad, Both together, sane and mad..." - John Keats

"My greatest thrill was the day Mad magazine spoofed 'Ghost.'" - Jerry Zucker

"I'm a mad dog whose only concern is winning." - Charles Barkley

"People get so stressed and nervous and mad." - Kim Clijsters

"The worst of madmen is a saint run mad." - Alexander Pope

"I was raised that way: don't get mad, get smart." - Andrew Young

"There's nothing I don't love about 'Mad Men.'" - Andy Cohen

"How dangerous emperors are when they go mad." - Walid Jumblatt

"Stupidity often saves a man from going mad." - Oliver Wendell Holmes

"Poets do not go mad, but chess players do." - Gilbert K Chesterton

"Mad desire, when it has the most, longs for more" - Ovid

"Whom Jupiter would destroy he first drives mad." - Sophocles

"I find all that slightly destructive but mad love alluring." - Sienna Miller

"My mum and mad were both very generous, encouraging parents." - Tony Abbott

"I don't hate women - they just sometimes make me mad." - Eminem

"David Sedaris is so good that it makes me mad." - Bill Hader

"Everyone has a mad half-hour once a month." - Geri Halliwell

"Only the mad girls chase me, I think." - Prince William

"Some men grow mad by studying much to know, But who grows mad by studying good to grow." - Benjamin Franklin

"The Mad Hatter: "Would you like some wine?" Alice: "Yes..." The Mad Hatter: "We haven't any and you're too young." - Lewis Carroll

"The mad also laugh, or is that what Freud and the others discovered perhaps, that only the mad laugh?" - William Saroyan

"Poets do not go mad; but chess-players do. Mathematicians go mad, and cashiers; but creative artists very seldom." - Gilbert K Chesterton

"Men are so necessarily mad, that not to be mad would amount to another form of madness." - Blaise Pascal

"I want a serious girlfriend. Somebody I can love, that's gonna love me back. Is that psycho?" - Michael Schoeffling

"I can make your girlfriend scream louder than you ever could just by pressing her follow button." - Harry Styles

"My career is my girlfriend." - Aaron Carter

"If a star football player can have a mythical girlfriend, why can't I have a mythical Congress?" - Tina Brown

"I genuinely believed no one would want to marry me. I am difficult to live with. I'm selfish, quite weird and I need time on my own to think - and then I work all night long. That is difficult for someone to deal with. And it would drive me mad - I could never be my own girlfriend!" - Simon Cowell

"A time is coming when men will go mad, and when they see someone who is not mad, they will attack him, saying, "You are mad; you are not like us."" - Anthony the Great

"Wisdom is a variable possession. Every man is wise when pursued by a mad dog, fewer when pursued by a mad woman; only the wisest survive when attacked by a mad notion." - Robertson Davies

"My grandson is mad at me. He's mad at me because I squandered his college fund on Spanx. It's a lot, but there's a lot going on here." - Joan Rivers

"It takes a very strong head to keep secrets for years and not go slightly mad. It isn't wise to be advised by anyone slightly mad." - C.P. Snow

"The mad rarely know that they are mad. It's the rest of the world, I think, that seems insane to them." - Jim Butcher

"Of course I"ve gone mad with power! Have you ever tried going mad without power? It's boring and no one listens to you! - Russ Cargill" - Matt Groening

"A very sensitive person in this stupid world is bound to become mad.... Only meditation can save him from becoming mad." - Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh

"If he is mad, so much the better; and if he is mad, I hope to God he'll bite some of my generals." - George II of Great Britain

"Anthony's father was a mad baronet and his mother a very beautiful woman. That's Anthony-half mad baronet, half beautiful woman." - Anthony Eden

"Am I mad, to see what others do not see, or are they mad who are responsible for all that I am seeing?" - Leo Tolstoy

"Of course I've gone mad with power! Have you ever tried going mad without power? It's boring and no one listens to you! - Russ Cargill" - Matt Groening

"They deem me mad because I will not sell my days for gold; and I deem them mad because they think my days have a price." - Khalil Gibran

"Oh yes, things get me mad. But the thing is, I get mad, and then I turn around and I forget." - Sofia Vergara

"I get mad like anybody else does, but being able to laugh about getting mad is very healthy, and my kids know that." - Louis C K

"We don't have mad cow disease. We probably never will have mad cow disease, and therefore, it's a non-problem in the United States." - Paul Brown

"To become successful you will have to get mad about your current situation. After you get mad, get motivated to do something about it." - Jon Jones

"She got really mad a month ago, because she had e-mailed me a naked picture of herself - which is a nice thing to do - but then I messed up, and I accidentally forwarded that e-mail to both of my parents. Now, my girlfriend is furious, mortified, but I don't even care, 'cause now I have to call up my mother and say 'Mom, I am so sorry - that picture was just for dad.'" - Anthony Jeselnik

"Going to radio with a rap record prior to going to the consumer is like having no foreplay with your girlfriend." - Lyor Cohen

"I won't lie. Walking into a room and seeing your girlfriend reading a baby-name book can kind of make your heart stop." - Richelle Mead

"My girlfriend is an angel." -Xavier" - Alexandra Adornetto

"I'm not a militant lesbian. I carry myself in a way that makes it easier for women to relate to. I can be your best girlfriend." - Jackie Warner

"Save water. Shower with your girlfriend." - Stephen Hawking

"One man's trash is another man's girlfriend." - Jerry Lawler

"Yeah, most guys don't like to think about going to a bar with a girlfriend and watching her leave with someone else." - Nick Antosca

"God is like a shitty girlfriend." - Louis C K

"I'm always looking for a girlfriend." - Austin Mahone

"I don't date civilians. I don't even try. I'm totally out of the game of dating or trying to get a girlfriend or anything like that." - Chester Brown

"I'm a talker. I don't bottle things up. I always call my mum or a close girlfriend and try to talk things out." - Louise Roe

"Beauty magazines make my girlfriend feel ugly." - James De La Vega

"My girlfriend has been the ice." - Apolo Ohno

"I am so mad at the press I could just strangle them!" - Ann Romney

"All that remains is the mad desire for present identity through a woman." - Max Frisch

"Mad, is he? Then I hope that he will bite some of my other generals!" - George Iii

"O Lord, Sir - when a heroine goes mad she always goes into white satin." - Richard Brinsley Sheridan



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