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Mad Cow Disease Quotes


"We don't have mad cow disease. We probably never will have mad cow disease, and therefore, it's a non-problem in the United States." - Paul Brown

"They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken." - Anonymous

"The only thing they (the English) have ever done for European agriculture is mad cow disease." - Jacques Chirac

"The first case of mad cow disease since 2006 was discovered right here in the United States. The good news, since the cow is in California, instead of putting the cow down, they are going to enroll him in anger management classes." - Jay Leno

"Mad cow disease, monkey pox, bird flu, mosquito viruses - did the animal kingdom have a meeting? Who here is tired of being food and clothing?... Cows, get on it... MOO!" - Christopher Titus

"If other cows with mad cow disease were slaughtered, we wouldn't know where to begin looking for people who might have been affected, .. With a comprehensive tracking system, we would." - Charles Schumer

"Religion is a disease, but it is a noble disease." - Heraclitus

"It is fashionable to wax apocalyptic about the threat to humanity posed by the AIDS virus, "mad cow" disease, and many others, but I think a case can be made that faith is one of the world's great evils, comparable to the smallpox virus but harder to eradicate." - Richard Dawkins

"It is fashionable to wax apocalyptic about the threat to humanity posed by the AIDS virus, mad cow disease, and many others, but I think a case can be made that faith is one of the world's great evils, comparable to the smallpox virus but harder to eradicate." - Richard Dawkins

"Misery is a communicable disease." - Martha Graham

"I'd rather kiss a mad cow on the muzzle than a smoker on the mouth." - Paul Carvel

"I don't get mad, I get even." - Patricia Briggs

"I think I am mad sometimes." - Sylvia Plath

"Anybody who's mad should run for something." - Van Jones

"I got mad love for hot tubs." - Craig Robinson

"Every man's disease is his personal property." - Alonzo M. Clark

"Without money honor is merely a disease." - Jean Racine

"Being a foreigner is not a disease." - Alden Nowlan

"i'm going mad, i told myself. let me not be mad." - Ian Mcewan

"If you're a victim, you're always mad, but never at yourself. You're mad at somebody else." - Rush Limbaugh

"These are mad times, but there have been a lot of mad times in the world." - Catherine O'Hara

"I used to have Mad Cow's disease, but I'm alright Nooooooooow." - Billy Connolly

"As a kid, I imagined lots of different scenarios for my life. I would be an astronaut. Maybe a cartoonist. A famous explorer or rock star. Never once did I see myself standing under the window of a house belonging to some druggie named Carbine, waiting for his yard gnome to steal his stash so I could get a cab back to a cheap motel where my friend, a neurotic, death-obsessed dwarf, was waiting for me so we could get on the road to an undefined place and a mysterious Dr. X, who would cure me of mad cow disease and stop a band of dark energy from destroying the universe." - Libba Bray

"He's mad that trusts in the tameness of a wolf." - William Shakespeare

"Unilateralism is not internationalism, It is nationalist egotism gone mad." - Hugh Dalton

"The world used us as an excuse to go mad." - George Harrison

"I was raised that way: don't get mad, get smart." - Andrew Young

"I don't hate women - they just sometimes make me mad." - Eminem

"Holy cow!" - Harry Caray

"Gay sex is a veritable breeding ground for disease." - Rod Parsley

"Arteriosclerosis can be considered a disease of protein intoxication." - Kilmer S. McCully

"The burden of disease falls on the poor." - Gro Harlem Brundtland

"He appears mad indeed but to a few, because the majority is infected with the same disease." - Horace

"I welcome him like I welcome cold sores. He's from England, he's angry and he's got Mad Power Disease." - Paula Abdul

"When it was announced that Michael Keaton was going to be Batman, everyone was mad. When they announced that Val Kilmer was going to be Batman, everyone was mad. When it was announced that George Clooney was going to be Batman, everyone was mad. When it was announced that Christian Bale was going to be Batman, everyone was mad. And everyone was mad about Ben Affleck. So every single incarnation, people are going to be mad; you just can't do anything about it." - Baron Vaughn

"Pneumococcal disease is a real threat. Pneumococcal disease is a bacterial infection that causes anything from middle ear infection to pneumonia to meningitis. Children are particularly vulnerable to it, but adults can get pneumococcal disease themselves." - Anthony Fauci

"You can't get mad at a bear for being racist. You can't get mad at a bear for being offensive. It's not real." - Mila Kunis

"You have certain writing tools but generally creating something from nothing makes one quite mad and Cynthia and I are quite mad you know." - Barry Mann

"WHERE'S MY COW? ARE YOU MY COW?" - Terry Pratchett

"Not death but disease is the real enemy; disease, the malign force that requires confrontation. Death is the surcease that comes when the exhausting battle has been lost." - Sherwin B Nuland

"If we want our bodies to be healthier, we need to get off the salmonella, e-coli, mad cow, assembly-line toxic hell train! God I love that statement. What did I just say?" - Ted Nugent

"I think that's unjustified criticism. We have had a number of measures in place in this country for several years to mitigate the possibility of mad cow spreading in this country. We have found a single case." - Ann Veneman

"Who is that?" "Your replacement." "You replaced me with a shaved poodle?" "He's got mad skills." - Ilona Andrews

"I would take it to heart if people were mad about something my character did." - Lucy Hale

"I think I'd go mad if I didn't have a place to escape to." - Alice Temperley

"Mel will always be Mad Max, and me, I will always be a Number." - Patrick Mcgoohan

"The public is mad, frustrated, but what the public wants is progress." - Michael Bloomberg

"I get mad quick and and go off at the handle quick." - Ja Rule

"This strange disease of modern life, With its sick hurry, its divided aims." - Matthew Arnold

"Peace we want because there is another war to fight against poverty, disease and ignorance." - Indira Gandhi

"Without fear and disease, my life would be like a boat without oars." - Edvard Munch

"Stop war? Impossible! There is no cure for the world's disease." - Henri Barbusse

"The top line is that hubris is a disease that comes from success." - Peter Beinart

"Addiction is a disease of exposure. Doctors and nurses, for instance, have a high addiction rate." - William S Burroughs

"Self-depreciation is a disease. Once it gets a hold on us - good-bye!" - Douglas Fairbanks

"I'm a prime example of the way kidney disease strikes silently." - Sean Elliott

"What person doesn't search online about their disease after they are diagnosed?" - Howard Rheingold

"Terence, this is stupid stuff: You eat your victuals fast enough; There can't be much amiss, 'tis clear, To see the rate you drink your beer. But oh, good Lord, the verse you make, It gives a chap the belly-ache. The cow, the old cow, she is dead; It sleeps well the horned head: We poor lads, 'tis our turn now To hear such tunes as killed the cow. Pretty friendship 'tis to rhyme Your friends to death before their time. Moping, melancholy mad: Come, pipe a tune to dance to, lad." - A E Housman

"Motor cut. Forced landing. Hit cow. Cow died. Scared me." - Dean Smith

"In a Tim Burton movie, you know it's going to be something unusual, or a bit mad. Something "other."" - Eva Green

"Everyone says I'm intense, or I'm mad, or I play bad guys. I don't see any of that." - Sean Harris

"And I'm not so in love with making people mad that I want to live my life around it." - Aaron Mcgruder

"I'd like people to know that you can head off kidney disease, maybe prevent a transplant or stop the disease from progressing after detection by doing a simple urine test in the doctor's office." - Sean Elliott

"An eating disorder is serious and it's a disease, and I don't think you can lightly say that someone has a disease unless they're openly telling you that they do." - Nicole Richie

"Don't have a cow, man." - Matt Groening

"The disease of jealously is so malignant that is converts all it takes into its own nourishment." - Joseph Addison

"When I heard that heart disease kills more women than all cancers combined - when I heard that, I knew. The other thing that's very important is that heart preventable. There are some specific lifestyle changes that women can make: losing weight, not smoking, exercising, eating healthy foods. Knowing the risk factors: high blood pressure, high cholesterol, diabetes, [being] overweight. And if you have heart disease in your family, you should see your doctor. Because this disease is preventable." - Laura Bush

"If the "germ theory of disease" were correct, there"d be no one living to believe it." - B. J. Palmer

"A main cause of philosophical disease-an unbalanced diet: one nourishes one's thinking with only one kind of example." - Ludwig Wittgenstein

"He who has gotten rid of the disease of "tomorrow" has a chance of achieving what he is here for." - G. I. Gurdjieff

"I just think the whole disease model of addiction is crap. It's rooted in fiction and junk science." - Charlie Sheen

"I was a healthy young man, and I thought I was invincible before I was diagnosed with kidney disease." - Sean Elliott

"This double burden of disease is rapidly putting a serious brake on the development efforts of many countries." - Gro Harlem Brundtland

"True, nervous, very, very dreadfully nervous I had been and am, but why will say that I am mad?! The disease had haunted my senses, not destroyed, not dulled them. Of all the sense of hearing acute." - Edgar Allan Poe

"I'm telling you, [ real people] are not mad at Al-Qaeda. They are not mad at ISIS. They are not mad at [Omar] Mateen. Mateen is a victim just like they are. They are a victim of this country. These angry, irrational Looney Tunes on social media - be it people who are commenting or originally posting - these people think they're victims of this country, too. They have been taught that!" - Rush Limbaugh

"We don't cut up when mad men are bred by the old legitimate regular stock religions, but we can't allow wildcat religions to indulge in such disastrous experiments." - Mark Twain

"If you're going to marry someone, maybe you can be mad for a few weeks and it can still work out." - Mireille Enos

"Everybody should be mad but anger only takes you so far. At some point, you'll have outrage fatigue and burn out." - Van Jones

"I live in a world that's free, colorful, vibrant, takes chances, bold, stands up to power, umm, and that's where I've mad my success." - Matt Drudge

"If you get mad about how your voice sounds when it comes out of your own mouth, it's not really my fault. Go ahead and be yourself." - Samantha Bee

"I had this wonderful, supportive mother who didn't get mad because of all the earth mucking up my bed. She just said they'd die - they needed the earth." - Jane Goodall

"Those that believe this is merely a downturn are mad. Our industry is going to mature and as something matures, the rate of innovation does slow." - Larry Ellison

"I had this wild imagination. I was never me. All my childhood photos, I'm in fancy dress, playing a Russian refuge or Marvelous Mad Madam Mim." - Juno Temple

"'Mad Men' is a hard act to follow. Unless you're called Elisabeth Moss, stuff like this only comes along once in your career." - Jared Harris

"Working on 'Mad Men,' everything is word for word. And, honestly, I couldn't come up with anything better than that, so it's fine." - Jessica Pare

"We created a brand for ourselves, so that now people can't get mad at what we do, because then they're just making of themselves." - Trey Parker

"I watched so many comic book movies where the actors weren't as built as the characters in the book. It made me mad because they didn't look right." - Joe Manganiello

"I spend a lot of my time talking to the dead, but since I get paid for it, no one thinks I'm mad." - Hilary Mantel

"Almost nobody believes anymore that infants are insensate blobs. It seems both mad and evil to deny experience and feeling to a laughing, gurgling creature." - Paul Bloom

"The process of making a movie is what I love. I thrive on that. It's an exciting miracle, a mad adventure. I love being part of it." - Orlando Bloom

"In television, the 60-minute series, 'The Wire' and 'Mad Men' and so on, the writer is the primary creative artist." - Salman Rushdie

"I'm not an easy customer. My attention to detail could probably drive you mad. My eye still always goes toward the single flaw." - Lwren Scott

"The sport needs the cash cow back." - Floyd Mayweather Jr

"Cowboys make better lovers: Ask any cow." - Edward Abbey

"Irreverence is our only sacred cow." - Paul Krassner

"The sweet mellifluous milking of the cow." - Sam Walter Foss

"God sends a curst cow short horns." - George Herbert

"Ask me. I'm a cow expert." - Gordon Korman

"Kiss till the cow comes home." - Francis Beaumont

"I parle Francais like a Spanish cow." - Israel Horovitz

"To know that you do not know is the best. To pretend to know when you do not know is a disease." - Laozi

"Ring out old shapes of foul disease, Ring out the narrowing lust of gold; Ring out the thousand wars of old, Ring in the thousand years of peace." - Alfred Lord Tennyson

"Self-esteem is different than conceit. Conceit is the weirdest disease in the world. It makes everyone sick except the one who has it." - Hartman Rector, Jr.

"When we eat vegetarian foods, we needn't worry about what kind of disease our food died from; this makes a joyful meal!" - John Harvey Kellogg

"It is found easier, by the short-sighted victims of disease, to palliate their torments by medicine, than to prevent them by regimen" - Percy Bysshe Shelley

"There is no disease, bodily or mental, which adoption of vegetable diet, and pure water has not infallibly mitigated, wherever the experiment has been fairly tried." - Percy Bysshe Shelley

"The evidence that folic acid reduces the risk of heart disease is pretty strong. [...] And fruits and vegetables are a major source of folic acid." - Walter Willett

"Because women don't expect to have heart disease, a lot of times they don't seek help if they have the early symptoms of a heart attack." - Laura Bush

"When we hang on to resentments, we poison ourselves. As compulsive overeaters, we cannot afford resentment, since it exacerbates our disease." - Elizabeth I

"Since we're coming into a rebirth, and there's a consciousness of health, because the disease that is death, we are able to overcome that." - Jimmy Cliff

"Any disease support community is a place of deep bonds and empathy, and there are thousands if not tens of thousands of them." - Howard Rheingold

"Although approximately 80% of osteoporosis sufferers are women, as the longevity of the male population increases, the disease will assume increasing importance in men." - Gro Harlem Brundtland

"The goal is to reduce the size and scope of government spending, not to focus on the deficit. The deficit is the symptom of the disease." - Grover Norquist

"Sorry' he said. 'No, I'm sorry.' 'What are you sorry for?' 'Rattling on like a mad old cow. I'm sorry, I'm tired, bad day, and I'm sorry for being so...boring.' 'You're not that boring.' 'I am, Dex. God, I swear I bore myself.' 'Well, you don't bore me.' He took her hand in his. 'You could never bore me. You're one in a million, Em." - David Nicholls

"The great virtue of a diversified food economy, like a diverse pasture or farm, is its ability to withstand any shock. The important thing is that there be multiple food chains, so that when any one of them fails-when the oil runs out, when mad cow or other food-borne diseases become epidemic, when the pesticides no longer work, when drought strikes and plagues come and soils blow away-we'll still have a way to feed ourselves." - Michael Pollan

"... [I]nfectious disease is merely a disagreeable instance of a widely prevalent tendency of all living creatures to save themselves the bother of building, by their own efforts, the things they require. Whenever they find it possible to take advantage of the constructive labors of others, this is the path of least resistance. The plant does the work with its roots and its green leaves. The cow eats the plant. Man eats both of them; and bacteria (or investment bankers) eat the man. ..." - Hans Zinsser

"This is a gathering of Lovers. In this gathering there is no high, no low, no smart, no ignorant, no special assembly, no grand discourse, no proper schooling required. There is no master, no disciple. This gathering is more like a drunken party, full of tricksters, fools, mad men and mad women. This is a gathering of Lovers." - Rumi

"It's a mad world. Mad as Bedlam." - Charles Dickens

"A curst Cow hath short hornes. [A curst cow has short horns.]" - George Herbert

"Was the cow crossed? No, your worship, it was an open cow." - Alan Patrick Herbert

"Cow protection to me is infinitely more than mere protection of the cow." - Mahatma Gandhi

"I think doctors have really come up to speed and understand that more women than men die of heart disease. [But] all the research on heart disease has really been based on men, and needs to be updated with research on women - even very early-stage research is done using male rats!" - Laura Bush

"We have the opportunity now to look at the two billion people in the world who suffer from the most abject poverty, hunger, disease, and devastation. Add to that another two billion people who are just plain poor. If you look into the world of those caught in economic oppression, illiteracy, disease, and sexism, then you'll understand more clearly what we have to do." - Harry Belafonte

"Diabetes is a disease that's had a deep impact on my family. My little brother has had type 1 diabetes since he was a baby and I have spent time learning about the disease and trying to bring attention to it so that one day soon we will reach a cure." - Izabel Goulart

"She's stark raving mad!" - Lewis Carroll

"Certitude drives people mad." - Friedrich Nietzsche

"All poets are mad." - Robert Burton

"We're all mad here." - Lewis Carroll

"I have mad brims." - Mos Def

"I'm mad for satin." - Manolo Blahnik

"1,000 cows in the U.S. are alive at night and dead in the morning. These cows on the ground are ground into feed, making their fellows not only carnivores but cannibals. Europe after Mad Cows' Disease has banned this practice. The U.S has not yet." - Howard Lyman

"FYI: The Summer of Gay has been extended into the Year of the Queer. Another heads up: Mad Vow Disease, once limited to wholesome, unimpeachable gay couples earnestly seeking to take on the rights and responsibilities of marriage, has jumped the pen and crossed into the general population." - Kate Clinton

"Men have called me mad; but the question is not yet settled, whether madness is or is not the loftiest intelligence- whether much that is glorious- whether all that is profound- does not spring from disease of thought- from moods of mind exalted at the expense of the general intellect." - Edgar Allan Poe

"What do we mean by 'crazy?' What do we mean by 'mad?' At what point is a person just different and at what point can we call it a disease and say that they are not responsible for their actions? Or are we all slaves to the chemical processes that go on in our brains?" - Jo Nesbo

"I have been heartbroken once and it has affected all my relationships from there on. But now I look at it as a occupational hazard. If you are in the meat market at some point you are gonna get mad cows disease." - Dominic Monaghan

"optimism is a disease" - Salman Rushdie

"Seriousness is a disease." - Rajneesh

"life is a disease ..." - Gail Godwin

"cleverness is a disease." - Rumer Godden

"Contracting a fatal disease." - John Mccain

"Love! That red disease." - Anne Sexton

"Seriousness is a disease." - Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh

"Much meat, much disease." - Proverbs

"Consciousness is a disease." - Miguel De Unamuno

"Despair often breeds disease." - Sophocles

"Discrimination is a disease." - Roger Staubach

"Maybe your life resembles a Bethlehem stable. Crude in some spots, smelly in others. Not much glamour. Not always neat. People in your circle remind you of stable animals: grazing like sheep, stubborn like donkeys, and that cow in the corner looks a lot like the fellow next door. You, like Joseph, knocked on the innkeeper's door. But you were too late. Or too old, sick, dull, damaged, poor, or peculiar. You know the sound of a slamming door." - Max Lucado

"You did what you did out of love. I can't be mad at you over that. It was stupid, but that's how love is. Do you have any idea what I'd do for you? To keep you safe?" - Richelle Mead

"YouTube is a new experience for me-someone threw a laptop in front of me and showed me Nic Cage going mad, which has got to be the funniest thing on YouTube. He's so courageous." - Val Kilmer

"I understand I have no place here. I understand I am lost in the god's eye. I understand I must find my purpose or I will go mad in this green, godless place." - Karen Miller



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