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Machine Shop Quotes


"My first move as the manager of the machine shop was to introduce standardized work." - Taiichi Ohno

"English women would rather go out and buy a washing machine than shop for clothes." - Trinny Woodall

"Keep thy shop, and thy shop will keep thee." - Benjamin Franklin

"Women just love to shop." - Natalie Massenet

"Likeminded folks shop in the same circles." - William

"Im a machine man, and I head a machine." - Harry Bridges

"The purpose creates the machine." - Arthur Young

"In the Machine Age, the company itself became a machine - a machine for making money." - Peter Senge

"This wild emaciated look appeals to some women, though not to many men, who are seldom seen pinning up a Vogue illustration in a machine shop." - Peg Bracken

"A determined soul will do more with a rusty monkey wrench than a loafer will accomplish with all the tools in a machine shop." - Robert Hughes

"There are different ways to shop for different people." - Thakoon Panichgul

"I'm okay. Russian machine never breaks." - Alexander Ovechkin

"Language is the machine of the poet." - Thomas B. Macaulay

"You can't mine coal without machine guns." - Richard B. Mellon

"You're not a man, you're a machine." - George Bernard Shaw

"It's that goddamned motherfucking 'Machine Gun." - Miles Davis

"I want to be a machine." - Andy Warhol

"It's hardware that makes a machine fast. It's software that makes a fast machine slow." - Craig Reucassel

"Money is created by a machine... but you can't really create respect with a machine." - Chuck D

"Fuck the machine? FUCK THE MACHINE! What is this, courtesy class? You're fucked, Rick." - David Mamet

"A house is not a machine! It's something else for living - but not a machine." - Moshe Safdie

"When the term 'machine gun' enters common parlance, the word 'machine' becomes much more sinister." - Scott Westerfeld

"The ability to do this so quickly was largely due to the enthusiastic and efficient services of Mr. C.E. Taylor, who did all the machine work in our shop for the first as well as the succeeding experimental machines." - Orville Wright

"I got drafted into the army and by pure chance was pushed into a silk-screen shop at this camp where I was, because they could not get training posters fast enough out of a central source in Washington, D.C. So they set up their own shop to print training posters: how to dismantle a machine gun, etc." - Warren MacKenzie

"You know the definition of the perfectly designed machine.... The perfectly designed machine is one in which all its working parts wear out simultaneously. I am that machine." - Frederick Lindemann, 1st Viscount Cherwell

"When I wasn't working on Broadway, I worked in a Bat Mitzvah dress shop and was the Cinderella of the shop - always cleaning and vacuuming!" - Lea Michele

"I shop a lot more for furniture than I do for clothes. I much prefer going to an antique shop full of obscurities." - Erin Wasson

"The brain happens to be a meat machine." - Marvin Minsky

"A coke machine can get a rebound in 20 minutes." - George Karl

"The bottom layer of the right-wing noise machine." - Glenn Greenwald

"I have a fax machine with "fax waiting"." - Steven Wright

"Mind is a machine for jumping to conclusions" - Daniel Kahneman

"A novel is a machine for generating interpretations." - Umberto Eco

"Movies are like a machine that generates empathy," - Roger Ebert

"Someday it'll all be done by machine. Information machines." - Thomas Pynchon

"A poem is a small machine made out of words." - William Carlos Williams

"Are you perchance running on a 64-bit machine?" - Larry Wall

"Machine guns are taken through grit and determination." - Douglas Haig, 1st Earl Haig

"The washing machine changed the world more than the Internet." - Ha-Joon Chang

"I don't send messages, I'm not a fax machine" - Shaquille O'Neal

"Normal is a cycle on a washing machine." - Emmylou Harris

"Over Christmas, Allen Newell and I created a thinking machine." - Herbert Simon

"I can think of nothing else than this machine." - James Watt

"Deus ex machina [A god from the machine]" - Menander

"The universe is a machine for creating gods." - Henri Bergson

"The 65,536 processors were inside the Connection Machine." - Philip Emeagwali

"Jazz is the folk music of the machine age." - Paul Whiteman

"Next time round Hitler will be a machine." - Germaine Greer

"After all, it is we who adapt to the machine. The machine does not adapt to us." - Friedrich Kittler

"Man need not be degraded to a machine by being denied to be a ghost in a machine." - Gilbert Ryle

"Meryl Streep is an acting machine in the same sense that a shark is a killing machine." - Cher

"I don't smoke, I don't drink, I don't do drugs. I shop, okay?" - Danielle Fishel

"I wasn't convinced a shop girl would know the word 'Oedipal." - Shirley Hazzard

"Rule No. 12: shop the peripheries of the supermarket and stay out of the middle." - Michael Pollan

"I could quite happily run a florist or a bake shop." - Lena Headey

"Because I'm a designer, I'm quite good when I shop. I know what I'm looking for." - Ozwald Boateng

"I hate to shop." - Alicia Silverstone

"Law is not a profession at all, but rather a business service station and repair shop." - Adlai E Stevenson

"Huh," Leo said. "Well, if you ever get off this island and want a job, let me know. You're not a total klutz." She smirked. "A job, eh?" Making things in your forge?" "Nah, we could start our own shop," Leo said, surprising himself. Starting a machine shop had always been one of his dreams, but he'd never told anyone about it. "Leo and Calypso's Garage: Auto Repair and Mechanical Monsters." - Rick Riordan

"If all individuals were conditioned to machine efficiency in the performance of their duties there would have to be at least one person outside the machine to give the necessary orders; if the machine absorbed or eliminated all those outside the machine, the machine will slow down and stop forever." - William S Burroughs

"Keep your shop and your shop will keep you." - Proverbs

"Keep thy shop, and thy shop will keep thee." - Proverbs

"Keep thy shop and thy shop will keep thee." - Benjamin Franklin

"Keep your shop, and your shop will keep you." - William Turner

"What people who don't create don't understand, is that once you take money from the machine, the machine [movie industry] owns you." - Tucker Max

"Paul Ryan's love for Rage Against The Machine is amusing, because he is the embodiment of the machine that our music has been raging against for two decades" - Tom Morello

"The whole point is, I feel the machine should be eliminated. Now that it has served its purpose of alerting us to the dangers of machine control." - William S Burroughs

"Gyms are always packed. The only machine available is the one that simulates the gynecological exam. You know, the Sharon Stone machine." - Jim Gaffigan

"The life of Man is a struggle with Nature and a struggle with the Machine; when Nature and the Machine link forces against him, Man hasn't a chance." - Robertson Davies

"I have all the tools and gadgets. I tell my son, who's a producer, 'You never work for the machine; the machine works for you.'" - Quincy Jones

"Don't you understand that all language is dead currency? How they keep on playing shop with it all the same ..." - Elizabeth Bowen

"To travel is to shop." - Susan Sontag

"I started delivering flowers for 25 cents a shot so don't tell me about the shop floor." - Irwin Stelzer

"I shop, therefore I am." - Tammy Faye Bakker

"I love to shop at Macy's. It has a huge Guess section and lots of Jessica Simpson stuff." - Jackie Evancho

"I'm like a kid in a sweet shop every day. It's slightly cringey how much fun I have." - Fergus Henderson

"In a house where there are small children the bathroom soon takes on the appearance of the Old Curiosity Shop." - Robert Benchley

"Buy, buy, says the sign in the shop window; Why, why, says the junk in the yard." - Paul Mccartney

"I don't really shop a lot. I order things online. When I travel, I'll get some pieces along the way." - Lizzo

"See, I will always shop, and that's sort of a problem. Clothes are always exploding out of my closet!" - Zoe Lister-Jones

"Every small town has its dramatic group, its barber-shop quartet, every home has music in one form or another." - Kate Smith

"I shop online because I don't like to try things on in front of an alien mirror." - Marina Warner

"Even if I am predisposed to shop online, I see bricks and mortar as part of marketing." - Natalie Massenet

"It's a false assumption that people with a lot of money have a lot of free time to shop." - Natalie Massenet

"I don't shop just high-end, honestly. I shop at Zara, I shop at Topshop, I shop at H&M. I shop everywhere." - Russell Westbrook

"Machine intelligence is the last invention that humanity will ever need to make." - Nick Bostrom

"Next I must tell about the machine of Ctesibius, which raises water to a height." - Marcus Vitruvius Pollio

"Get on up, stay on the scene, get on up, like a sex machine." - James Brown

"All about a human being is, it's a great big hoping machine." - Woody Guthrie

"A learning machine is any device whose actions are influenced by past experience." - Nils John Nilsson

"A computer is a machine for constructing mappings from input to output." - Michael Kirby

"I report as a machine; I write as a person. That clear dichotomy softens the transition." - Dave Barry

"The Orphic Machine is the poem: a severed head with face turned away that sings." - Allen Grossman

"I saw opportunity appear in an ugly six-spindle shake machine ... and grabbed it." - Ray Kroc

"A novice was trying to fix a broken Lisp machine by turning the power off and on. Knight, seeing what the student was doing, spoke sternly: "You cannot fix a machine by just power-cycling it with no understanding of what is going wrong." Knight turned the machine off and on. The machine worked." - Danny Hillis

"A clock is a little machine that shuts us out from the wonder of time." - Susan Glaspell

"Because the machine will try to grind you into dust anyway, whether or not we speak." - Audre Lorde

"In man-machine symbiosis, it is man who must adjust: The machines can't." - Alan Perlis

"I sometimes think that the universe is a machine designed for the perpetual astonishment of astronomers." - Arthur C Clarke

"A human and a bicycle are the perfect synthesis of body and machine." - Richard Ballantine

"Your mysterious mountains I wish to see closer. May I land my kinky machine?" - Jimi Hendrix

"Doubt is the big machine. It grinds up the delusions of women and men." - Victor LaValle

"The universe looks less like a big machine than a big thought." - Dean Radin

"I love Soundgarden, I love Rage Against the Machine, Simon & Garfunkel." - Lee Dewyze

"The female body is a chthonian machine, indifferent to the spirit who inhabits it." - Camille Paglia

"He bores me. He ought to have stuck to his flying machine. [On Leonardo Da Vinci]" - Pierre-Auguste Renoir

"It's little quirks like this that could make life difficult for a chess machine." - Bobby Fischer

"The workers should take over the factories, and shut down Boeing's profit-making machine," - Kshama Sawant

"You don't need a time machine if you know how to remember." - Rodman Philbrick

"That machine took my money!' I said. 'I must have revenge!" - James Patterson

"The American belief machine apparently has a fail-safe component. Nothing shuts it down." - Gary Sloan

"I am not bald - my head is just a solar panel for a sex machine." - Telly Savalas

"If you raise the minimum wage, you're going to make people more expensive than a machine." - Marco Rubio

"An idea, like a machine, must have power applied to it before it can accomplish anything." - B C Forbes

"The body is a survival machine programmed to propagate the genes that reside inside it." - Richard Dawkins

"Make a faster machine and people will flock to inefficient software." - John C. Dvorak

"Unlike an inexorable, Newtonian "great machine", the economy is not a closed system." - George Gilder

"Every time something tries to create respect with a machine it crumbles!" - Chuck D

"If you listen to what's on the pop charts, everything is machine oriented." - Roger Glover

"There's this corporate machine giving us a chance to access radio - though there's no guarantee." - Caroline Polachek

"The tool, as we have seen, is not exterminated by the machine." - Karl Marx

"The clock, not the steam-engine, is the key-machine of the modern industrial age." - Lewis Mumford

"Next I must tell about the machine of Ctesibius, which raises water to a height." - Vitruvius

"Man is a slow, sloppy and brilliant thinker; the machine is fast, accurate and stupid." - William M. Kelly

"Writing is my time machine, takes me to the precise time and place I belong." - Jeb Dickerson

"If India becomes the slave of the machine, then, I say, heaven save the world." - Mahatma Gandhi

"Basically this is what you want-a high performance machine that idiots can run." - Keith Rabois

"I Xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra Xerox machine." - Steven Wright

"Man will never be enslaved by machinery if the man tending the machine be paid enough." - Karel Capek

"The saxophone is a very interesting machine, but I'm more interested in music." - Steve Lacy

"A Rube Goldberg machine is, in its essence, a trial-and-error thing." - Adam Sadowsky

"My approach is to start from the straightforward principle that our body is a machine. A very complicated machine, but none the less a machine, and it can be subjected to maintenance and repair in the same way as a simple machine, like a car." - Aubrey De Grey

"The most technologically efficient machine that man has ever invented is the book." - Northrop Frye

"There is nothing that a military machine can do to work a miracle." - Marianne Williamson

"I'm the priest who has been mistaken for an ATM machine." - Greg Boyle

"I want everybody to think alike. I think everybody should be a machine." - Andy Warhol

"This machine kills fascists." - Woody Guthrie

"So many computer languages try to force you into one way of thinking and Perl is very much the opposite of that approach. It's kind of like a, well, sometimes Perl has been called the Swiss army chainsaw of the internet, but it's more like a Swiss army machine shop. It really gives you a lot of tools, some of which are dangerous, but it lets you get your job done very quickly." - Larry Wall

"Our guys took Shop and Advanced Shop. Shop is when you make a chair. Advanced Shop is when you paint it." - Al Mcguire

"Being holiday, the beggar's shop is shut." - William Shakespeare

"The Blushing Pansy," his cousin read aloud, in a tone of abject horror. "Tea shop and confectionery." Bram swore. This was going to be ugly." - Tessa Dare

"Knowledge is not a shop for profit or sale, but a rich storehouse for the glory of the Creator, and the relief of men's estate." - Francis Bacon

"In the shop we buy and sell them, but in truth books have no owner. Every book you see here has been somebody's best friend." - Carlos Ruiz Zafon

"We are a nation of shop keepers." - Apsley Cherry-Garrard

"We were talking to shop owners or ordinary people who were living in these buildings now. A lot of the Olympic Villages were turned into housing." - Gary Hustwit

"From 8 to 19, I was skateboarding every single day. That was my life. I worked at a skate shop. I watched skate videos." - Ryan Mcginley

"If I were God - and I never understand why I'm not - I should say, "Shop around, I don't think you'll find a better bargain than here."" - Quentin Crisp

"I don't mind autograph hunters when I go down the fish and chip shop. As long as I get my chips." - David Hemmings

"I shop more than most women." - A J Mclean

"My personal life is a source of incredible happiness for me, but it's personal, and it's not for me to hock or shop around to the highest bidder." - Matt Bomer



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