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Mac Quotes


"Bernie Mac don't sugarcoat." - Bernie Mac

"Bernie Mac is happy." - Bernie Mac

"Bernie Mac is talented!" - Bernie Mac

"all i mac and cheese" - Kurt Cobain

"Make it just like a Mac." - Bill Gates

"I love Journey and Fleetwood Mac." - Brendon Urie

"Mac." He said my name and laughed. "What a name for something like you. Mac." - Karen Marie Moning

"Apple makes beautiful products. I own a Mac Pro, a Mac Book, a Mac Mini, an iPad, an iPhone, pretty much the entire collection." - Nick Denton

"You're Mac, and I'm Jericho. And nothing else matters." - Karen Marie Moning

"My city love me like Mac Dre in the Bay" - Drake

"Jericho." "Mac." "Thank you for saving my life. Again." - Karen Marie Moning

"Mac OS is just as vulnerable as Microsoft Windows" - Lance Ulanoff

"I ALWAYS put ketchup on my mac and cheese. Always." - Troye Sivan

"Steve Jobs, send me a brand-new Mac..." - Blake Lewis

"A Big Mac - the communion wafer of consumption." - John Ralston Saul

"Fleetwood Mac are more like a folk-rock band." - Ann Wilson

"Mac OS X Tiger will come out long before Longhorn." - Steve Jobs

"My husband and I own half a dozen iPods, a Mac desktop, and four Mac laptops. We're clearly fans of Mr. Jobs' work." - Sarah Lacy

"Juno MacGuff: [yelling through the house] Dad? Mac MacGuff: What? Juno MacGuff: Either I just peed my pants or um... Mac MacGuff: *Or*...? Juno MacGuff: THUNDERCATS ARE GO!" - Diablo Cody

"I played T-Mac. I cooked him. Roasted him. Wasn't even close." - Kobe Bryant

"Evil is a completely different creature, Mac. Evil is bad that believes it's good." - Karen Marie Moning

"Maybe it's like Mac says. Ever man winds up with the horse that suits him." - Cormac Mccarthy

"How do you kill a vampire?"-Mac "Hope hes not"-Barrons" - Karen Marie Moning

"I just bought a Mac to help me design the next Cray." - Seymoure Cray

"Mac: "It's not the sidhe-seers." He stopped and went very still. JZB: "Who is it?" Mac: "The MacKeltars." He was silent a long moment. Then he began to laugh, softly. JZB: "Well played, Ms. Lane." Mac: "I had a good teacher." JZB: "The best. Hop on one foot, Ms. Lane." Mac and Barrons" - Karen Marie Moning

"There are three floors beneath the garage? Why on earth?" -Mac" - Karen Marie Moning

"I'm typing so f-ing hard I might break my f-ing Mac book Air!!!!!!!!" - Kanye West

"My limo driver's white, my attorney black... 'Show me some love' like I'm Bernie Mac." - Masta Ace

"These two entities-Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac-are not facing any kind of financial crisis," - Barney Frank

"The only thing better than living on a mac, is living at Hogwarts." - Bing Gordon

"That MAC gun can put a round clean through a Covenant Capital Ship." - Avery Johnson

"I'll continue to use Mac [McNamee] to train me. He's one of a kind." - Roger Clemens

"Mac people use their computers; Windows people put up with their computers" - Wil Shipley

"Fleetwood Mac is just one of my all-time favorite bands." - Chris Hardwick

"I'm not from a generation of kids that grew up on a Mac." - Paula Scher

"I knew Mac pretty well. I'd used them when I was younger." - Biz Stone

"What is this mac and cheese? Is that a black thing?" - Pat Robertson

"Maybe law enforcement would like the ability to turn on the camera on your Mac." - Tim Cook

"You're witnessing the birth of a third major computer platform: Windows, Mac OS X, iPhone." - David Pogue

"You got a light, mac? No...but I've got a dark brown overcoat." - Vivian Stanshall

"Mac users swear by their computers. PC users swear at their computers." - Anonymous

"Thanks to Id fans everywhere.. special mention to Mac/Linux players and European gamers." - Timothee Besset

"Steve Jobs doesn't use a Mac, and won't, because it's too crappy in his opinion." - Steve Wozniak

"I am the literary equivalent of a Big Mac and fries." - Stephen King

"Bernie Mac just says what you think but are afraid to say." - Bernie Mac

"I did spend a year in high school being obsessed with Fleetwood Mac." - Joanna Newsom

"Mac looked up with the oddest of all his odd expressions" - Louisa May Alcott

"I would buy a Mac today if I was not working at Microsoft." - Jim Allchin

"I just bought a Mac to help me design the next Cray." - Seymour Cray

"I'm a mac and cheese freak. Homemade or from the blue box, I'm not picky!" - Candy Crowley

"If Freddie Mac is unable to raise capital, it could spark a political and financial crisis." - Charles Duhigg

"I've been using the Mac solely for years, and got very comfortable with it." - Jerry Goldsmith

"I love the iPhone - I'm a huge Mac and Apple fan." - Greg Grunberg

"I left Apple in April of 1984, pretty soon after the introduction of the Mac." - Andy Hertzfeld

"I've learned how to make a nice souffle, a little mac and cheese." - Kevin Dillon

"Lotus's efforts around the Mac were pathetically unsuccessful, which is sad." - Mitch Kapor

"I've grown up with my parents' music tastes, listening to Fleetwood Mac and the Rolling Stones." - Saoirse Ronan

"There's a guy on YouTube named Mac Lethal - he spits hot fire." - Bobby Moynihan

"Interesting - I use a Mac to help me design the next Cray.(when he was told that Apple Inc. had recently bought a Cray supercomputer to help them design the next Mac )" - Seymour Cray

"If I had never dropped in on that single course in college, the Mac would have never had multiple typefaces or proportionally spaced fonts. And since Windows just copied the Mac, it's likely that no personal computer would have them." - Steve Jobs

"I can't help but see myself in them. The Seelie are who I was before my sister died. Pink, pretty, frivolous Mac. The Unseelie are who I've become, carved by loss and despair. Black, grungy, driven Mac." - Karen Marie Moning

"Roll the weed up Somebody turn the beat up While I continue to spit relax and kick yo feet up Mac game so cold make yo nose runny Mac game so cold takin' hoes money" - Mac Dre

"What are you" -Mac "I don't follow" -Jericho "You dropped 30 feet in that warehouse. You should have broken something. What are you?" -Mac "A man with a rope." -Jericho" - Karen Marie Moning

"It wasn't that Microsoft was so brilliant or clever in copying the Mac, it's that the Mac was a sitting duck for 10 years. That's Apple's problem: Their differentiation evaporated." - Steve Jobs

"But typically for a project like the Mac, the size we had was pretty good. And it has different stages. The team grows as you have to write manuals and do testing... though the Mac had no formal testing." - Andy Hertzfeld

"My dad calls me 'Mac' a lot, from 'Mike Tyson's Punch Out' - Little Mac is the main character. I was obsessed. I can still beat Mike Tyson on 'Punch Out.'" - Mayer Hawthorne

"The Mac defined personal technology, and the iPhone defines intimate technology as a convergence of communications, content and location." - John Sculley

"Barrons: "He got upset it wouldn't shut up and tore its head off." Mac: "The child?" I gasped" - Karen Marie Moning

"He lives. I breathe. I want. Him. Always. Fire to my ice. Ice to my fever. -Mac" - Karen Marie Moning

"Nac Mac Feegle! The Wee Free Men! Nae king! Nae quin! Nae laird! Nae master! We willna' be fooled again!" - Terry Pratchett

"More than the Big Mac, Coca Cola, or Levi's 501 jeans, the dollar is surely the United States' signature export." - Barry Eichengreen

"We do not have a crisis at Freddie Mac, and particularly Fannie Mae, under the outstanding leadership of Frank Raines." - Maxine Waters

"My mind's my 9, my pen's my Mac-10. My target? All you wack niggaz who started rappin'." - The Notorious Big

"We've been in the Mac software business for more than 20 years. And it's been a great business for us." - Scott Erickson

"I went to computer class with my Dell and I was bullied by a guy with a Mac." - Mort Sahl

"If computers were cars, the Mac would be a Lexus for its reliability and elegance. The PC? An AMC Gremlin." - John Francis Dodge

"Opening a family-style restaurant with comfort food like mac 'n' cheese, ribs and burgers has always been my dream." - Bridget Hall

"I can't even walk out the door without, even to go to the race track, without my MAC lip gloss." - Angela Cope

"For personal use, I recommend the free and open-source Truecrypt, which comes in flavors for Windows, Mac and Linux." - Barton Gellman

"Fixing Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac in isolation, without looking at the big picture, would be short-sighted." - Bethany Mclean

"Jazz was a bomb. That was also the low point of Mac sales. People had just written it off." - Mitch Kapor

"Just about every computer on the market today runs Unix, except the Mac and nobody cares about it." - Bill Joy

"The Mac defined 'personal technology', and the iPhone defines 'intimate technology' as a convergence of communications, content and location." - John Sculley

"I have a PC. My sons have a Mac and swear by it, but I have a couple PC's." - Mitt Romney

"My favorite splurge would be gluten-free pizza. Or I'm a total truffle addict so truffle mac and cheese." - Patti Stanger

"I once dated someone who worked at McDonald's. She came up and asked if I wanted a Big Mac." - John Stamos

"Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae, although they're not officially debt of the federal government, they are off-balance-sheet debt." - John Thune

"When I work alone, my process is like painting. With Fleetwood Mac, it's more like movie making." - Lindsey Buckingham

"That's the whole key to anything: Don't be afraid to fail. And Bernie Mac is not afraid to fail." - Bernie Mac

"Barrons knows virtually everything about me. I wouldn't be surprised if somewhere he has a little file that encompasses my entire life to date, with neatly mounted, acerbically captioned photos-see Mac sunbathe, see Mac paint her nails, see Mac almost die." - Karen Marie Moning

"Barrons knows virtually everything about me. I would' be surprised if somewhere he has a little file that encompasses my entire life to date, with neatly mounted, acerbically captioned photos-see Mac sunbathe, see Mac paint her nails, see Mac almost die." - Karen Marie Moning

"To say that Windows 95 is just like the Mac is like finding a potato in the shape of Jesus and thinking you have witnessed the second coming" - Guy Kawasaki

"One of the many advantages of having a boyfriend who is half French is that his culinary repertoire extends beyond mac and cheese. Plus, there's the kissing." - Meg Cabot

"Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication- Steve Jobs turned this into the slogan behind an early Mac advertising campaign. Which doesn't make it less true." - Steve Jobs

"Okay, first rule of this carpool. No breaking wind in my car. The only gas that Bernie Mac want to be smelling is unleaded." - Bernie Mac

"One of the many advantages of having a boyfriend who is half French is that his culinary repertoire extends beyond mac and cheese. Plus, there's the kissing." - Meg Cabot

"If music be the food of love, get me a supersized big mac, chips, two apple pies and a large milkshake." - Oscar Wilde

"The Bernie Mac Show' is my life. It's the truth, and I'm not ashamed of a minute, an hour, or a second of my life." - Bernie Mac

"The Eagles, let's face it, they were a pretty cool group, Fleetwood Mac, Blondie. I had this really eclectic background in music." - Meredith Brooks

"I always carry a good lipstick with me, like MAC in Ruby Woo. It has a matt finish, the essence of that vintage glamour look." - Paloma Faith

"Mac continued to write scathing commentary on assorted hypocrisies in high places and low, without which hypocrisies, he cheerfully conceded, civilized life would be impossible." - Jack Mcdevitt

"All land lines are down. Reports of mobile phones are false. One half-excoriated Apple Mac still quotes the Dow Jones." - Simon Armitage

"I'm takin lives for a great price, I'm the type to snap in heaven with a Mac-11 and rape Christ." - Big L

"I ran up on a nigga named Mac in a black 'Ac, put the gat to his cap, click clack, sorry jack but get up outta that" - Big L

"I get asked a lot why Apple's customers are so loyal. It's not because they belong to the Church of Mac! That's ridiculous." - Steve Jobs

"Security guys break the Mac every single day. Every single day, they come out with a total exploit; your machine can be taken over totally." - Bill Gates

"One of my really good friends in New York is a musician and looks just like Lindsay Buckingham. We always fancied ourselves the nice Fleetwood Mac." - Lauren Cohan

"We want to let you use a Mac, or Windows PC, or iPad, or Android, without having to think about any of the technical details." - Arash Ferdowsi

"MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic." - Eddie Izzard

"When we toured... I was hungry to take out people like Jeff Beck in front of us; Fleetwood Mac, just before they hit; Heart, just before they hit." - Paul Kantner

"Never ask what sort of computer a guy drives. If he's a Mac user, he'll tell you. If not, why embarrass him?" - Tom Clancy

"My new iPhone, I'm obsessed. My iPod. I love all the Mac crap. AppleTV, I'm crazy about that. I'd rather buy a new gadget than, like, a purse." - Kaley Cuoco

"I love wearing a lot of color, and I am majorly into scarves. I'm the Beau Brummell of Fleetwood Mac, no doubt." - Mick Fleetwood

"I didn't want kabobs, Afghan music, and rules that required girls to be carefully monitored. I wanted mac and cheese, country music, and independence." - Azita Ghanizada

"I want to reach a new generation. That's why I am Twittering now. I have a BlackBerry, an iPhone and a Mac." - Buzz Aldrin

"Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac buy mortgages from banks and other lenders, providing those financial institutions with capital to make new loans." - Charles Duhigg

"Analysts say that one reason Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac were privatized in the first place was to prevent political whims from dominating the mortgage marketplace." - Charles Duhigg

"I write and do all my arrangements on my Mac. And um, I use Logic Pro, which is a great software program." - Wang Leehom

"Arguments over grammar and style are often as fierce as those over IBM versus Mac, and as fruitless as Coke versus Pepsi and boxers versus briefs." - Jack Lynch

"I'm rather old-fashioned about this video business. It's all relatively new. We really don't do videos, Fleetwood Mac. We've only done two." - Christine Mcvie

"I feel like a Mac store! I have a Canadian iPhone, an American iPhone and an iPad. I'm constantly downloading music to iTunes." - Jennifer Morrison

"A Mac is a closed box, so Apple can make decisions about things that they don't include. That makes, it in some ways, simpler for them." - Robert Wise

"You know, I was never totally thrilled with being a Fleetwood Mac member, but surprisingly, I was having such a good time reuniting with John, Mick, and Stevie." - Lindsey Buckingham

"I always eat mac and cheese. That's what I'm known for, just very simple food: sandwiches, French fries, very unhealthy, but yeah that's what I eat." - Bethany Mota

"I do as much debugging as possible on the Mac, but I occasionally must debug problems in the PC world, which is significantly slower." - Robert Patterson

"In general, I try to eat food without added hormones and pesticides, but I'm not so strict that I won't have a Big Mac once in a while." - Missy Peregrym

"Bernie Mac is relentless. That's one thing I like about him. He's not PC. He doesn't care what you think. He's going out there to please that audience." - Bernie Mac

"The Macintosh having shipped, his next agenda was to turn the rest of Apple into the Mac group. He had perceived the rest of Apple wasn't as creative or motivated as the Mac team, and what you need to take over the company are managers, not innovators or technical people" - Andy Hertzfeld

"Think of it like the best mac and cheese you've ever had. No neon yellow Velveeta and bread crumbs. I'm talking gourmet cheddar, the expensive stuff from Vermont that crackles as it melts into the crust on top. Imagine if right before you were about to tear into it, the mac and cheese starts talking to you?" - Alaya Dawn Johnson

"It has no color to it. If you can rap good, you can rap good. I look at Mac Miller, who's one of my homies, and I look at Wiz Khalifa, who's one of my homies, and I don't look at Mac different because he's white. He's my homie." - Big Sean

"It has no color to it. If you can rap good, you can rap good. I look at Mac Miller, who's one of my homies, and I look at Wiz Khalifa, who's one of my homies, and I do' look at Mac different because he's white. He's my homie." - Big Sean

"So Mac OS X is cross-platform by design, right from the very beginning. So Mac OS X is singing on Intel processors, and I'd just like to show you right now. As a matter of fact... this system I've been using here... Let go have a look... So.. we've been running on an Intel machine all morning." - Steve Jobs

"We think the Mac will sell zillions, but we didn't build the Mac for anybody else. We built it for ourselves. We were the group of people who were going to judge whether it was great or not. We weren't going to go out and do market research. We just wanted to build the best thing we could build." - Steve Jobs

"I've been a Mac guy for almost my entire adult life. I wrote my first college papers on a typewriter, but by the end of my freshman year - almost 20 years ago - I was on an IBM PC. Then, in 1984, I found the Mac, and I never looked back." - John Battelle

"The Macintosh having shipped, his next agenda was to turn the rest of Apple into the Mac group. He had perceived the rest of Apple wasn't as creative or motivated as the Mac team, and what you need to take over the company are managers, not innovators or technical people." - Andy Hertzfeld

"In my home office, I have two large, 30-inch computer monitors - a Mac and a PC. They share the same mouse and keyboard, so I can type or copy and paste between them. I'll typically do Web stuff on the Mac and e-mail and chat stuff on the PC." - Matt Mullenweg

"Honestly, I can't survive without my MAC gloss, pigment - sometimes MAC powder. But definitely my gloss and pigment and liner. I don't do mascara all the time. I do when I wear no lashes. I use the mascara, but when I wear lashes, I don't always do mascara, because it makes it real heavy sometimes." - Lil' Kim

"McIntyre hesitated, and for a moment the tall, gray-haired man looked almost boyish. "After all this time...don't you think you could call me William?" Amy and Dan exchanged glances. As fond as they were of him, they couldn't imagine calling their lawyer by his first name. He saw the hesitation on their faces. "Will?" Amy cleared her throat. Dan fiddled with the new GPS. "How about 'Mac'?" "Mac," Dan said, trying out the name. Mr. McIntyre looked wistful. "I always wanted to be a Mac." - Judy Blundell

"When you buy a meal and you pay a fair price for it, are you doing this to ensure that the employees get health care? When you walk into Mickey D's and you buy a Big Mac, do you ask them, "By the way, is this thing costing enough so that you get health care here? By the way, is this Big Mac costing enough so that you get a pension here?" Do you think any of that when you go buy a Big Mac? No. You want it to be as cheap as it can be. That's why you're there." - Rush Limbaugh

"I write early in the morning at the computer, and people think Im crazy, but I still use my Mac-Classic even though we have a state-of-the-art PC. There are just less distractions with the simpler machine." - Wendelin Van Draanen

"By the way, if you get mad at your Mac laptop and wonder who designed this demonic device, notice the manufacturer's icon on top: an apple with a bite out of it." - Peter Kreeft

"I am not a Jew for Jesus but I am definitely a Jew for Christmas. Christmas is one of the best things you Christians have given us, along with mac and cheese, Bono, croquet and politeness." - David Brooks

"When you start to confuse Freddie Mac, Sallie Mae and Fannie Mae with members of your family, and you remember 2,000 stock symbols but forget the children's birthdays, there's a good chance you've become too wrapped up in your work." - Peter Lynch

"A stunning survey of the latest evidence for intelligent life on Mars. Mac Tonnies brings a thoughtful, balanced and highly accessible approach to one of the most fascinating enigmas of our time." - Herbie Brennan

"I'm not the hero, Mac. Never have been. Never will be. Let us be perfectly clear: I'm not the antihero, either, so quit waiting to discover my hidden potential. There's nothing to redeem me." - Karen Marie Moning

"He is in my soul and i am in his, and we are in bed but we are in a desert, and i do not know where he begins and i end - Mac" - Karen Marie Moning

"I want us to be... what is your word? Friends." "Psychotic rapists don't have friends." "I was unaware you were a psychotic rapists or I would not have offered." (Mac & V'lane)" - Karen Marie Moning

"He's a seminal force, a guru, an original creator of the New Orleans piano style.. the teacher of great players like Fats Domino, Allen Toussaint, Mac Rebenack, James Booker, and Huey Smith. All acknowledge him as The Great Master." - Jerry Wexler

"The iPhone is not and never was a phone. It is a pocket-sized computer that obviates the phone. The iPhone is to cell phones what the Mac was to typewriters." - John Gruber

"I loved Queen, Journey, Fleetwood Mac, and people like Barbara Streisand. The thing with me is that classical music was also an inspiration. I took piano lessons at the Royal Conservatory of Brussels for 10 years." - Lara Fabian



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