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Mac Computers Quotes


"Mac people use their computers; Windows people put up with their computers" - Wil Shipley

"Mac users swear by their computers. PC users swear at their computers." - Anonymous

"If computers were cars, the Mac would be a Lexus for its reliability and elegance. The PC? An AMC Gremlin." - John Francis Dodge

"all i mac and cheese" - Kurt Cobain

"Make it just like a Mac." - Bill Gates

"Computers make people stupid." - David Gelernter

"Mac." He said my name and laughed. "What a name for something like you. Mac." - Karen Marie Moning

"Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers." - Edward Shepherd Mead

"Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers." - Shepherd Mead

"Today's meters are little computers." - Ros Hubbard

"Computers are' magic; teachers are." - Craig R. Barrett

"I don't really love computers." - John Maeda

"My city love me like Mac Dre in the Bay" - Drake

"Jericho." "Mac." "Thank you for saving my life. Again." - Karen Marie Moning

"Steve Jobs, send me a brand-new Mac..." - Blake Lewis

"People don't understand computers. Computers are magical boxes that do things. People believe what computers tell them." - Bruce Scheneier

"People don't understand computers. Computers are magical boxes that do things. People believe what computers tell them." - Bruce Schneier

"They have the Internet on computers now?" - Homer

"Computers don't lie, but liars can compute." - Terry Hayes

"Computers have changed the World of Chess." - Vladimir Kramnik

"You can and must understand computers now!" - Ted Nelson

"Computers don't kill books; people do." - Douglas Rushkoff

"Computers are not accountable. People are." - George Richard Marek

"Living with computers gives funny ideas." - Wim Crouwel

"Computers make me totally blank out." - Dalai Lama

"A number of people who are interested in computers in this lifetime programmed computers in Atlantis." - Frederick Lenz

"I don't understand computers. I don't even understand people who understand computers." - Juliana of the Netherlands

"Unfortunately, computers are?stupid.Unlike human beings, computers possess the truly profound stupidity of the inanimate." - Bruce Sterling

"I grew up before computers. Computers are changing things, not all for the good." - Graham Hawkes

"The future lies in designing and selling computers that people don't realize are computers at all." - Adam Osborne

"I played T-Mac. I cooked him. Roasted him. Wasn't even close." - Kobe Bryant

"Maybe it's like Mac says. Ever man winds up with the horse that suits him." - Cormac Mccarthy

"I'm typing so f-ing hard I might break my f-ing Mac book Air!!!!!!!!" - Kanye West

"The only thing better than living on a mac, is living at Hogwarts." - Bing Gordon

"I'll continue to use Mac [McNamee] to train me. He's one of a kind." - Roger Clemens

"I'm not from a generation of kids that grew up on a Mac." - Paula Scher

"You got a light, mac? No...but I've got a dark brown overcoat." - Vivian Stanshall

"Bernie Mac don't sugarcoat." - Bernie Mac

"I'm a mac and cheese freak. Homemade or from the blue box, I'm not picky!" - Candy Crowley

"If Freddie Mac is unable to raise capital, it could spark a political and financial crisis." - Charles Duhigg

"Bernie Mac is happy." - Bernie Mac

"Bernie Mac is talented!" - Bernie Mac

"Only if the computers really love each other." - Groucho Marx

"Computers are not good or bad; they are powerful." - Sherry Turkle

"I'm a very simple person. I don't use computers." - Carrie-Anne Moss

"Computers show up everywhere except the growth statistics." - Robert Solow

"Why have computers? Politicians are far more calculating." - Andre Brie

"Fertilizer played a greater role in this case than computers." - Mike Godwin

"Within 10 years computers won't even keep us as pets." - Marvin Minsky

"The fastest thing computers do is go obsolete." - Andy Rooney

"If computers take over, it will serve us right." - Alistair Cooke

"The computers are not replacing mathematicians; they are breeding them." - Martin Gardner

"Computers and games don't waste time - people do." - Bill Gates

"Man should rule with computers, not vice versa." - Leonard J. V. Compagno

"Computers are like humans - they do everything except think." - John Von Neumann

"Computers will be the death of us all." - Ira Carmen

"Only by counting could humans demonstrate their independence of computers." - Douglas Adams

"Computers aren't intelligent, they only think they are." - Emo Philips

"It's a bug that cars were invented before computers." - Eric Schmidt

"Any nitwit can understand computers, and many do." - Ted Nelson

"With computers we can work everything out from the beginning." - Frank Gehry

"Besides, REAL computers have a rename() system call. :-)" - Larry Wall

"All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors." - Anonymous

"Whom computers would destroy, they must first drive mad." - Anonymous

"Besides, REAL computers have a rename() system call." - Larry Wall

"I'm not afraid of computers taking over the world." - Thom Yorke

"Our lives sometimes depend on computers performing as predicted." - Philip Emeagwali

"Computers are to design as microwaves are to cooking." - Milton Glaser

"Video games and computers have become babysitters for kids." - Taylor Kitsch

"Computers are like a bicycle for our minds" - Steve Jobs

"Computers in classrooms are the filmstrips of the 1990s." - Clifford Stoll

"Pixar is not about computers, it's about people." - John Lasseter

"Computers get better faster than anything else ever." - Erik Brynjolfsson

"I am cursed with computers; something always goes wrong." - Carla Bruni

"People who tell computers what to do, and people who are told by computers what to do." - Marc Andreessen

"The danger of computers becoming like humans is not as great as the danger of humans becoming like computers." - Konrad Zuse

"Because I believe that humans are computers, I conjectured that computers, like people, can have left- and right-handed versions." - Philip Emeagwali

"People think computers will keep them from making mistakes. They're wrong. With computers you make mistakes faster." - Adam Osborne

"I can't help but see myself in them. The Seelie are who I was before my sister died. Pink, pretty, frivolous Mac. The Unseelie are who I've become, carved by loss and despair. Black, grungy, driven Mac." - Karen Marie Moning

"What are you" -Mac "I don't follow" -Jericho "You dropped 30 feet in that warehouse. You should have broken something. What are you?" -Mac "A man with a rope." -Jericho" - Karen Marie Moning

"Barrons: "He got upset it wouldn't shut up and tore its head off." Mac: "The child?" I gasped" - Karen Marie Moning

"He lives. I breathe. I want. Him. Always. Fire to my ice. Ice to my fever. -Mac" - Karen Marie Moning

"Nac Mac Feegle! The Wee Free Men! Nae king! Nae quin! Nae laird! Nae master! We willna' be fooled again!" - Terry Pratchett

"Opening a family-style restaurant with comfort food like mac 'n' cheese, ribs and burgers has always been my dream." - Bridget Hall

"Just about every computer on the market today runs Unix, except the Mac and nobody cares about it." - Bill Joy

"The Mac defined 'personal technology', and the iPhone defines 'intimate technology' as a convergence of communications, content and location." - John Sculley

"I have a PC. My sons have a Mac and swear by it, but I have a couple PC's." - Mitt Romney

"Barrons knows virtually everything about me. I would' be surprised if somewhere he has a little file that encompasses my entire life to date, with neatly mounted, acerbically captioned photos-see Mac sunbathe, see Mac paint her nails, see Mac almost die." - Karen Marie Moning

"When Steve Jobs toured Xerox PARC and saw computers running the first operating system that used Windows and a mouse, he assumed he was looking at a new way to work a personal computer. He brought the concept back to Cupertino and created the Mac, then Bill Gates followed suit, and the rest is history." - Douglas Rushkoff

"If I had never dropped in on that single course in college, the Mac would have never had multiple typefaces or proportionally spaced fonts. And since Windows just copied the Mac, it's likely that no personal computer would have them. If I had never dropped out, I would have never dropped in on this calligraphy class, and personal computers might not have the wonderful typography that they do. Of course it was impossible to connect the dots looking forward when I was in college. But it was very, very clear looking backward 10 years later." - Steve Jobs

"The difference between e-mail and regular mail is that computers handle e-mail, and computers never decide to come to work one day and shoot all the other computers." - Jamais Cascio

"The spread of computers and the Internet will put jobs in two categories. People who tell computers what to do, and people who are told by computers what to do." - Marc Andreessen

"Early on, when software was developed by computer scientists, just people working with computers, people passed around software because that was how you got computers to do things." - Tim O'Reilly

"Computers are here to stay. It is a major challenge for the future to use computers efficiently in combinatorics without losing its special appeal." - Noga Alon

"The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers." - Sydney J Harris

"I'm actually pretty good with computers. I use computers when I'm working on making and producing music, so I do know a thing or two!" - Nick Jonas

"People assume that computers will do everything that humans do. Not good. People are different from each other and they are all really different from computers." - Eric Schmidt

"We're getting so pulled in by computers and technology, and our kids have their face in the computers all day. The human relationship is being diminished by this." - Lenny Kravitz

"I take computers practically apart and put them back together. I have a supercomputer I built over the years out of different computers." - Jared Leto

"The guy who knows about computers is the last person you want to have creating documentation for people who don't understand computers." - Adam Osborne

"The people I recommend the iPhone 4S for are the ones who are already in the Mac world, because it's so compatible, and people who are just scared of computers altogether and don't want to use them. The iPhone is the least frightening thing. For that kind of person who is scared of complexity, well, here's a phone that is simple to use and does what you need it to do," - Steve Wozniak

"The people I recommend the iPhone 4S for are the ones who are already in the Mac world, because it's so compatible, and people who are just scared of computers altogether and do' want to use them. The iPhone is the least frightening thing. For that kind of person who is scared of complexity, well, here's a phone that is simple to use and does what you need it to do," - Steve Wozniak

"Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication- Steve Jobs turned this into the slogan behind an early Mac advertising campaign. Which doesn't make it less true." - Steve Jobs

"One of the many advantages of having a boyfriend who is half French is that his culinary repertoire extends beyond mac and cheese. Plus, there's the kissing." - Meg Cabot

"If music be the food of love, get me a supersized big mac, chips, two apple pies and a large milkshake." - Oscar Wilde

"All land lines are down. Reports of mobile phones are false. One half-excoriated Apple Mac still quotes the Dow Jones." - Simon Armitage

"My new iPhone, I'm obsessed. My iPod. I love all the Mac crap. AppleTV, I'm crazy about that. I'd rather buy a new gadget than, like, a purse." - Kaley Cuoco

"I love Journey and Fleetwood Mac." - Brendon Urie

"I do as much debugging as possible on the Mac, but I occasionally must debug problems in the PC world, which is significantly slower." - Robert Patterson

"Computers are good at following instructions, but not at reading your mind." - Donald Knuth

"They have computers, and they may have other weapons of mass destruction." - Janet Reno

"You simply cannot understand psychedelic drugs, which activate the brain, unless you understand something about computers." - Timothy Leary

"Cryptography has generated number theory, algebraic geometry over finite fields, algebra, combinatorics and computers." - Vladimir Arnold

"The next major explosion is going to be when genetics and computers come together." - Alvin Toffler

"If true computer music were ever written, it would only be listened to by other computers." - Michael Crichton

"They work now with computers for building buildings and books, but not ever with new ideas." - Emil Ruder

"Programs are meant to be read by humans and only incidentally for computers to execute." - Donald Knuth

"Without computers we will be stuck only proving theorems that have short proofs." - Kenneth Appel

"As for explaining mathematical phenomena it opens the question: explaining to whom? humans?, other computers?" - Gil Kalai

"Computers creating art is an upsetting concept mostly because of what it means about humans." - Jonny Lee Miller

"Although computers allow people to talk at the speed of light, no one talks that fast." - Perry Brass

"Computers are no more able to create information than iPods are capable of creating music." - Robert J. Marks II

"The entire effort of artificial intelligence is essentially a fight against computers' rigidity." - Douglas Hofstadter

"Today, computers help us making the music. Its really a tool." - Yael Naim

"The computers are in control. We just live in their world." - Danny Hillis

"If I had not studied music, there would be no Macintosh computers today." - Jef Raskin

"Computers can solve all kinds of problems except the unemployment problem they create." - Laurence J Peter

"The problem with computers is that there is not enough Africa in them." - Brian Eno

"The largest and most powerful computers are still no match for the smallest and weakest humans." - Alison Gopnik

"Computers are like horses; they can sense fear and will act based on that." - Adam C. Engst

"College just didn't even have computers for an under-curriculum when I started college." - Steve Wozniak

"Bill Gates did predict that computers for people made sense because he wrote a basic." - Steve Wozniak

"Wizards and computers get along about as well as flamethrowers and libraries." - Jim Butcher

"Our experience using computers reflects a trade-off that was made fifty years ago or more." - Paul Dourish

"My computer tells me that in twenty-five years there will be no more computers." - Edward Abbey

"OK Computer? More like No Thank You Computers. They killed my father, and I hate them." - Thom Yorke

"Computers are stupid." - Pablo Picasso

"Financial hydrogen bombs built on personal computers by 26-year-olds with MBAs." - Felix Rohatyn

"I've gotta keep life and computers separate, or else I'm gonna go mad." - Tracy Kidder

"I rarely saw people sitting at computers producing real code wearing ties." - Philippe Kahn

"Computers are our only opponents that don't always have no excuse when losing against me." - Bobby Fischer

"Successful knowledge transfer involves neither computers nor documents but rather interactions between people." - Thomas H. Davenport

"The whole history of computers is rampant with cheerleading at best and bigotry at worst." - Larry Wall

"I try to make computers say things like You have 60 seconds to achieve safe distance." - Terry Pratchett

"There is a real danger that computers will develop intelligence and take over." - Stephen Hawking

"I am thinking about something much more important than bombs. I am thinking about computers." - John Von Neumann

"Computer science has as much to do with computers as astronomy has to do with telescopes." - Edsger Dijkstra

"Computers in the future will weigh no more than 1.5 tons." - Anonymous

"I think there is a world market for maybe five computers." - Thomas J Watson

"Personally I am not very self-reliant when it comes to internet and computers." - Domenico Dolce



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