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"Hey ma, your bad boy did good!" - Rocky Graziano

"Nobody wanted to believe Jack Ma." - Jack Ma

"Ma-ma does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Da-da first." - Mignon Mclaughlin

"En Ma Fin Est Ma Commencement - In my end is my beginning." - Philippa Gregory

"I'd like to thank ma da (dad)... my mum for doin' aw ma washin'" - Charlie Flynn

"Glorifier le culte des images (ma grande, mon unique, ma primitive passion)." - Charles Baudelaire

"Ma"at demands a leader." "Yeah so I"ve heard." - Rick Riordan

"I am sincere, ma petite, even when I lie." - Laurell K Hamilton

"Nothing is certain, ma petite, not even death." - Jean-Claude" - Laurell K Hamilton

"tht's why u mst never forget ma sister jodie" - Jacqueline Wilson

"PA: Ought'a put up a towel rack ma.... MA: No one is stopping you, that I know of...." - Marjorie Main

"She's ma lady love, she is ma dove, ma baby love, She's no gal for sittin' down to dream, She's de only queen Laguna knows; I know she likes me, I know she likes me Bekase she says so; She is de Lily of Laguna, she is ma Lily and ma Rose." - Leslie Stuart

"You can't write about a horrible restaurant - if it's a Ma & Pa restaurant no one wants to see you kick Ma & Pa in the chops." - Robert Sietsema

"PA: Ma, there no need to apology for our kids, all fifteen are chips off the old block. MA: Any more chips and there won't be anymore block." - Marjorie Main

"Ma, I'm just trying to get going on those grandchildren you want." - Christina Dodd

"Dreadful sorry mistress. Ma always said I was too silly to die" - Tamora Pierce

"Oh, Ma, you're looking at all the trees, and I'm not even in the forest." - Elizabeth Wurtzel

"Ma petite is not a subtle woman. Unless you say it, she will not understand it." - Laurell K Hamilton

"Maybe I'm a human, but I'm a me-and-Ma as well." - Emma Donoghue

"Then they began to sing That extremely lovely thing, Scherzando! ma non troppo, ppp." - W. S. Gilbert

"Maybe I'm a human, but I'm a me-and-Ma as well." - Emma Donoghue

"That one time I had ma Latina texture going on.. Or just.. everyday." - Selena

"The reason I'm in this business, I assume all performers are - it's Look at me, Ma! It's acceptance, you know - Look at me, Ma, look at me, Ma, look at me, Ma. And if your mother watches, you'll show off till you're exhausted; but if your mother goes, Ptshew!" - Lenny Bruce

"Yo-Yo Ma and Bobby McFerrin together again for the first time." - Ellen Kushner

"Jack's [Ma Yun ] theory is that whoever controls data controls the world." - Masayoshi Son

"Without internet, there would have been no Jack Ma, and no Alibaba or Taobao." - Jack Ma

"Everyone who works with me calls me Ma. I'm the motherly type." - Jennifer Lopez

"What did Snoop Dogg say to a guy carryin' an umbrella? looks like drizzle ma nizzle" - Snoop Dogg

"Ma: Arnold, think about the boy. The way you live is bound to affect him! Arnold: Ma, David is gay! Ma: He hasn't even been here a year! Arnold: He came that way! Ma: Nobody comes that way! Arnold: What an opening!" - Harvey Fierstein

"It's complimacated. (sounds like compli-ma-kayted, emphasis on first syllable)" - Ze Frank

"I've got what my ma had, macular degeneration, which you get when you get old." - Judi Dench

"I made it, Ma - Carnegie Hall. And I didn't have to practice." - Alan King

"My ma is an economist. My dad is a software engineer." - Suraj Sharma

"My ma says You can't unspill a stew." "She also says Undoing a wrong is greater than doing a right." "You know, Ma is very good at saying two things at once." - Shannon Hale

"Black Stache had no love for the Queen, no love for women of any sort, except for his ma. He had a real soft spot for his ma, and was truly sorry for the time he"d marooned her." - Dave Barry

"I don't like talk and I don't like talkers. Like Ma Barker. That's what she always said, 'Ma Barker doesn't like talk and she doesn't like talkers.' She just sat there with her gun." - David Bowie

"Black Stache had no love for the Queen, no love for women of any sort, except for his ma. He had a real soft spot for his ma, and was truly sorry for the time he'd marooned her." - Dave Barry

"That beats any meat injection... that beats any fuckin cock in the world... Ali gasps, completely serious. It unnerves us tae the extent that ah feel ma ain genitals through ma troosers tae see if they're still thair." - Irvine Welsh

"A gentle breeze catches in the branches then and I hear it, soft and low, a murmured prayer-Gem-ma, Gem-ma-and then the leaves bend down and trail delicate fingers across my cold cheeks." - Libba Bray

"Rien ne va arreter ma quete pour te trouver" No one will stop my quest to find you." - Susane Colasanti

"Me and Ma have a deal, we're going to try everything one time so we know what we like." - Emma Donoghue

"I ain't mad ma, see you on ya bummy swag I'm in that money green Jag, lot of money bags" - Nicki Minaj

"Ma was using her for-company voice. Sweet on the outside but with an underlying death threat." - Eoin Colfer

"Ma sex game is stupid, my head is the dumbest, I promise, I should be hooked on phonics." - Lil Wayne

"What does this mean. - What - does this mean... Well, now deuce take it, c'est la question, ma tres chere demoiselle!" - Thomas Mann

"My ma says a rock lasts forever, but people do', and that's what makes them more precious." - Shannon Hale

"I ma trying to feel more well adjusted than I really am, which is, I guess, the human condition." - Douglas Coupland

"...one is reminded that [John Kerry, D-MA] really just a better-looking Ted Kennedy, a richer Michael Dukakis." - Laura Ingraham

"Jumped In The Fo' Hit The Juice On Ma Ride I Got Front Back, And Side To Side" - Eazy-E

"To myself alone do I owe my fame. [Fr., Je ne dois qu'a moi seul toute ma renommee.]" - Pierre Corneille

"My ma says a rock lasts forever, but people don't, and that's what makes them more precious." - Shannon Hale

"Everyone thinks I'm Jewish. I'm not. Last year I got a call: Happy Hanukkah. I said Ma, I'm not Jewish." - Joy Behar

"Ma: Friend-friend, or euphemism-friend? David: He used to be a euphemism, now he's just a friend." - Harvey Fierstein

"We've got a private master comes to teach us at home, but we ain't proud, because ma says it's sinful." - Charles Dickens

"He's no more human than I am, ma petite." At least I'm not dead." That can be remedied." - Laurell K Hamilton

"No 'Good evening, Jean-Claude, how are you doing?' Just down to business. How terribly rude,ma petite ." - Jean-Claude" - Laurell K Hamilton

"You smell of other peoples blood, ma petite. It was no one you know. -Jean Claude and Anita" - Laurell K Hamilton

"I'm inspired by my master's movie 'Kerd ma lui,' Bruce Lee's 'Fists of Fury,' and Jackie Chan's 'Police Story.'" - Tony Jaa

"Everyone thinks I'm Jewish. I'm not. Last year I got a call: "Happy Hanukkah." I said "Ma, I'm not Jewish." - Joy Behar

"He laughed, and it raised goose-bumps on my arms. "Oh,ma petite ,ma petite , you are precious." Just what I wanted to hear. "So how are you getting here?" "My private jet." Of course, he had a private jet. "When can you be here?" "I will be there as soon as I can, my impatient flower." "I prefer ma petite to flower." - Laurell K Hamilton

"a parting is sadder than a death, Ma always said, for two people are dead to one another and yet go on living ..." - Caroline Pafford Miller

"You know who you belong to Jack? - Yeah. Yourself. - He's wrong, actually, I belong to Ma. p. 261 Room by E Donoghue" - Emma Donoghue

"Derek Taylor was where all the razz-ma-tazz and class sprang from; the Beatles were just charming, rich young men." - Eve Babitz

"I've played Henry Fonda's mother so often that, whenever we run into each other, I call him 'son' and he calls me 'Ma', just to save time." - Jane Darwell

"It's all okay, it's all beautiful; but ah fear that this internal sea is gaunnae subside soon, leaving this poisonous shite washed up, stranded up in ma body." - Irvine Welsh

"In retrospect Hank I don't know why I spent four years writing this book when I could have just made a hit sing-a-ma-jig album." - John Green

"My ma used to say that crying is good for you. Tears are the path that free your mind of sorrowful thoughts." - Sherrilyn Kenyon

"Ma sighed gently and said, "A whole year gone, Charles." But Pa answered, cheerfully: "What's a year amount to? We have all the time there is." - Laura Ingalls Wilder

"And - and - what comes next? Oh, yes, yes, what the dickens does come next? C'est la question, ma tres chere demoiselle!" - Thomas Mann

"Hi, Mom...Yes, I know my heart rate's dangerously elevated. That sound? I'm being shot at, Ma. Gotta go now. Love you much. Hugs and kisses. (Devyn)" - Sherrilyn Kenyon

"It's all okay, it's all beautiful; but ah fear that this internal sea is gaunnae subside soon, leaving this poisonous shite washed up, stranded up in ma body." - Irvine Welsh

"I will bathe in your warmth ma petite. Roll you around me until my heart beats only for you. My breath will grow warm from your kiss." - Laurell K Hamilton

"For titles do not reflect honor on men, but rather men on their titles. [It., Perche non i titoli illustrano gli uomini, ma gli uomini i titoli.]" - Niccolo Machiavelli

"[Senator] Kerry [democrat MA] is emerging as the worst of all the viable Democratic candidates. He has the backbone of Clinton and the charm of Gore." - Andrew Sullivan

"My daddy left home when I was three and he didn't leave much to Ma and me, just this old guitar and an empty bottle of booze." - Johnny Cash

"Although the masters make the rules for the wise men and the fools, I've got nothing, Ma, to live up to." - Bob Dylan

"Hi, Mom...Yes, I know my heart rate's dangerously elevated. That sound? I'm being shot at, Ma. Gotta go now. Love you much. Hugs and kisses. (Devyn)" - Sherrilyn Kenyon

"Ma vie est une enigme dont ton nom est le mot. (My life is an enigma, of which your name is the word.)" - Victor Hugo

"We can enhance our intelligences, but I am never going to become Yo-Yo Ma, Albert Einstein, Marie Curie, or Pele." - Howard Gardner

"I hate to see de ev'nin' sun go down, Hate to see de ev'nin' sun go down, 'Cause ma baby he done lef dis town." - W. C. Handy

"Meet me by the fishin' hole and wear your leather britches. Tell your ma and pa everything's all right. We're really goin' fishin' next Saturday night." - Tex Atchison

"And if my thought-dreams could be seen, they'd probably put my head in a guillotine. But it's alright, Ma, it's life, and life only." - Bob Dylan

"Although the masters make the rules for the wise men and the fools, I got nothing, Ma, to live up to." - Bob Dylan

"But I mean no harm nor put fault On anyone that lives in a vault But it's alright, Ma, if I can't please him" - Bob Dylan

"We are servants of Ma"at-order and justice. We do' kill our enemies for things they might do in the future." - Rick Riordan

"Heat, ma am! It was so dreadful here that I found there was nothing left for it but to take off my flesh and sit in my bones." - Sydney Smith

"Even the best intentioned of great men need a few scoundrels around them; there are some things you cannot ask an honest ma to do." - Jean De La Bruyere

"Goodbye, Room." I wave up at Skylight. "Say goodbye," I tell Ma. "Goodbye, Room." Ma says it but on mute. I look back one more time. It's like a crater, a hole where something happened. Then we go out the door." - Emma Donoghue

"Well, Ma, see... there's this girl." Silence. He checked to make sure the call hadn't been dropped. "You still there, Ma?" A sniffle. "You can't be crying already," he said. "I haven't told you anything about her yet." "It doesn't matter, Nick," his mother said through her tears. "Those are the three words I've been waiting thirty-four years to hear." - Julie James

"People still call me ma"am on the phone, and it's just part of life now. I'm not even phased by it... Going through DriveThrus is always fun, because it's always so shocking when they see me. It"d just be kind of like, "Thank you ma... woah!! Woah, sorry about that!"" - Chris Colfer

"I was born into all that, all that mess, the over-crowded swamp and the over-crowded sematary and the not-crowded-enough town, so I do' remember nothing, do' remember a world without Noise. My pa died of sickness before I was born and then my ma died, of course, no surprises there. Ben and Cillian took me in, raised me. Ben says my ma was the last of the women but everyone says that about everyone's ma. Ben may not be lying, he believes it's true, but who knows?" - Patrick Ness

"I was born into all that, all that mess, the over-crowded swamp and the over-crowded sematary and the not-crowded-enough town, so I don't remember nothing, don't remember a world without Noise. My pa died of sickness before I was born and then my ma died, of course, no surprises there. Ben and Cillian took me in, raised me. Ben says my ma was the last of the women but everyone says that about everyone's ma. Ben may not be lying, he believes it's true, but who knows?" - Patrick Ness

"Ma, sooner or later there comes a point in a man's life when he's gotta face some facts. And one fact I've got to face is whateverit is women like, I ain't got it." - Paddy Chayefsky

"Love turns ma into an ocean of happiness, an image of peace, a temple of wisdom. Love is every man's very Self, his true beauty, and the glory of his human existence." - Swami Muktananda

"I tried to go anorexic for a good three hours. I ate ice and celery, but that's not even anorexic. And I quit. I was like, 'Ma, can you make me a sandwich? Like, immediately.'" - Meghan Trainor

"I always started a job with the feeling that I'd soon quit or be fired, and this gave ma a relaxex manner that was mistaken for intelligence or some secret power." - Charles Bukowski

"This comes of altering fundamental laws and overpersuading by his landlord to take physic (of which he died) for the benefit of the doctor - Stavo bene (was written on his monument) ma per star meglio, sto qui." - John Dryden

"Dear Erin, how sweetly thy green bosom rises! An emerald set in the ring of the sea. Each blade of thy meadows my faithful heart prizes, Thou queen of the west, the world's cushla ma chree." - John Philpot Curran

"Or more precisely, is there anything I can do for you, ma"am? (Waiter) "How about a bag for my head, or a stick to beat Lanie with?" (Grace)" - Sherrilyn Kenyon

"The security officer smiled and said, "Good afternoon, ma"am," to me before I gave him ID." "It's a sick world, Eve." He resisted taking her hand for another squeeze. "A sick, sad world." - Nora Roberts

"I'm sorry ma"am," I said. Really, I had no idea what else to say. I"d spent the weekend caught up in an epic battle to save humanity, and now... jean shorts?" - Richelle Mead

"Jordan could' keep the smile off her face. "Yeah, I like this guy. He rescued me from a crazed man with a gun, he makes me laugh, and he calls his mother Ma. I"d say he's a keeper." - Julie James

"The passing of Marxism-Leninism first from China and then from the Soviet Union will mean its death as a living ideology ... . For while there may be some isolated true believers left in places like Managua, Pyongyang, or Cambridge, MA ..." - Francis Fukuyama

"Summer time an' the livin' is easy, Fish are jumpin' an' the cotton is high. Oh, yo' daddy's rich, and yo' ma' is good-lookin', So hush, little baby, don' yo' cry." - Ira Gershwin

"Once I slapped a rapper with mace, Then I spit acid in his face, after he rinsed his eyes, no wait... I actually grew five times my size, grabbed Ma$e by the thigh and slapped a rapper with him." - Pharoahe Monch

"How come people always flip and think they're Jesus? Why not Buddha? Particularly in America, where more people resemble Buddha than Jesus. 'Ah'm BUDDHA!' 'You're Bubba!' 'Ah'm Buddha now..All I gotta do is change 3 letters on ma belt..." - Bill Hicks

"Jordan couldn't keep the smile off her face. "Yeah, I like this guy. He rescued me from a crazed man with a gun, he makes me laugh, and he calls his mother Ma. I'd say he's a keeper." - Julie James

"I tried to go anorexic for a good three hours. I ate ice and celery, but that's not even anorexic. And I quit. I was like, 'Ma, can you make me a sandwich? Like, immediately.'" - Meghan Trainor

"Unlike the phone system, the Internet has no Ma Bell or FCC to mandate new policies for the entire system. Not even Microsoft can make us all upgrade our routers. I think." - Paul Boutin

"There would be brilliant songs, but, as [Bob] Dylan admitted on the recent Martin Scorsese documentary about him (No Direction Home), the specific muse that inspired "It's Alright Ma" would not return." - Bob Dylan

"We were a spiritual family. My mother always told me, 'People hated Jesus Christ, so why should you worry about them?' Once she put it in that perspective, I was like, 'You're right, Ma.'" - Anthony Anderson

"I taught myself the first year course while I was on the dole, then moved to London to do an MA at SOAS, which led straight into a PhD." - Deborah Smith

"Heat, ma?am! I said; it was so dreadful here, that I found there was nothing left for it but to take off my flesh and sit in my bones." - Sydney Smith

"My alphabet starts with this letter called yuzz. It's the letter I use to spell yuzz-a-ma-tuzz. You'll be sort of surprised what there is to be found once you go beyond 'Z' and start poking around!" - Dr. Seuss

"Even the draft dodgers are not pursued and hounded. They are here on our streets, most of them... unless they are breaking Canadian laws.. are getting American dollars from Ma and Pa at home to spend here." - Gordon Sinclair

"Summertime and the livin' is easy, Fish are jumpin', and the cotton is high. Oh yo' daddy's rich, and yo' ma is good lookin', So hush, little baby, don' yo' cry." - Ira Gershwin

"Maybe, standing next to the obelisk of Ma"at, surrounded by the Sea of Chaos, we both realized that restraining ourselves from vengeance is what made us different from Apophis. Rules had their place. They kept us from unraveling." - Rick Riordan

"You ask yourself "What is love? Am I in love?", when what you should be asking is, "What is not love?", ma petite. What is it that this man does for you that is not done out of love?" - Laurell K Hamilton

"Bowling is all physics and energy distribution. It's F = ma. So it is actually one of the most science-y sports, because it literally is just a ball and a surface and objects to knock down." - Chris Hardwick

"I try to listen to over a hundred different songs a day. I listen to every single thing. If you're just listening to pop music, you're just gonna make pop music. I listen to Adele, Yo Yo Ma, Gucci Mane." - Benny Blanco

"I think I was probably an early teenager when I discovered Bessie Smith, Ma Rainey and a bunch of people that are on a long list of artists. They were important to me, especially as an early adolescent." - Madeleine Peyroux

"Even the draft dodgers are not pursued and hounded. They are here on our streets, most of them... unless they are breaking Canadian laws .. are getting American dollars from Ma and Pa at home to spend here." - Gordon Sinclair

"After graduating in engineering I went to the University of Kansas to get an MA in economics as a vehicle for allowing me to decide if I wanted to continue in economics." - Vernon L Smith

"So Pa sold the little house. He sold the cow and calf. He made hickory bows and fastened them upright to the wagon box. Ma helped him stretch white canvas over them." - Laura Ingalls Wilder

"In the long winter evenings he talked to Ma about the Western country. In the West the land was level, and there were no trees. The grass grew thick and high." - Laura Ingalls Wilder

"Mary and Carrie and baby Grace and Ma had all had scarlet fever. The Nelsons across the creek had had it too, so there had been no one to help Pa and Laura." - Laura Ingalls Wilder

"As well as being blind, Ma turned out to have the same mental illness that her mother had had. Between 1986 and 1990, she suffered six schizophrenic bouts, each requiring her to be institutionalised for up to three months." - Liz Murray

"Ma was legally blind due to a degenerative eye disease she'd had since birth. This meant she was entitled to welfare, and our lives revolved around the first day of every month when her payment was due." - Liz Murray

"When I started, I faced a lot of hardships. People used to call me a Rafi clone because I used to sing my favourite singer's songs. Then 'Sa Re Ga Ma Pa' happened. It gave me a good break." - Sonu Nigam

"Tyson charged at the Cyclops leader, Ma Gasket, her chain-mail dress spattered with mud and decorated with broken spears. She gawked at Tyson and started to say, "Who-?" 463/508 Tyson hit her in the head so hard, she spun in a circle and landed on her rump. "Bad Cyclops Lady!" he bell owed. "General Tyson says GO AWAY!" He hit her again, and Ma Gasket broke into dust." - Rick Riordan

"In order to get one of the greatest inventions of the modern age, in other words, we thought we needed the solitary genius. But if Alexander Graham Bell had fallen into the Grand River and drowned that day back in Brantford, the world would still have had the telephone, the only difference being that the telephone company would have been nicknamed Ma Gray, not Ma Bell." - Malcolm Gladwell

"You couldn't find nobody deader, not if you'd sarched for a week. Why, door nails, and Julius Caesar, and things o' that description, would ha' been lively compared with your poor ma when I see her. Lively! that's what they'd ha' been." - Laura E. Richards

"Competence in heterosexuality, or at least the appearance or pretense of such competence, is as much a public affair as a privateone. Thus, going steady is a high school diploma in heterosexuality; engagement a BA; marriage an MA; and children a Ph.D." - Thomas Szasz

"It's all real in Outside, everything there is, because I saw an airplane in the blue between the clouds. Ma and me can't go there because we don't know the secret code, but it's real all the same. Before I didn't know to be mad that we can't open Door, my head was too small to have Outside in it." - Emma Donoghue

"Quite a few musicians came to our house. And my ma took me to hear many more, hoping to encourage in me a love of music. But she wouldnt consent to my having music lessons, for she feared I might end up as she had done - unable to play except from paper." - Mary Lou Williams

"I think about Old Nick carrying me into the truck, I'm dizzy like I'm going to fall down. "Scared is what you're feeling," says Ma, "but brave is what you're doing." "Huh?" "Scaredybrave." "Scave." Word sandwiches always make her laugh but I wasn't being funny." - Emma Donoghue

"When you plant a seed of love, it is you that blossoms. Ma Jaya Sati Bhagavati The 11 Karmic Spaces: Choosing Freedom from the Patterns That Bind You There are two kinds of faithfulness in love: one is based on forever finding new things to love in the loved one; the other is based on our pride in being faithful." - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

"What was life has crumbled. What was form, now falls away. Mortal chains unbind and the soul s free. May you find your way to the ancestors. May you find your path to the gods. May your bravery and courage be remembers in song and story, May your parents be proud, and ma our children carry your birthright. Sleep, and wander no more." - Yasmine Galenorn

"She thought to herself, "This is now." She was glad that the cozy house, and Pa and Ma and the firelight and the music, were now. They could not be forgotten, she thought, because now is now. It can never be a long time ago." - Laura Ingalls Wilder

"When I was 12 years old, or however old I was when Bringing It All Back Home came out, I'd just skip back and forth endlessly between 'Subterranean Homesick Blues' and 'It's Alright, Ma' and 'Mr. Tambourine Man,' and now my Dylan roots are showing big time." - Rodney Crowell

"Come a day there wo' be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Do' push me, and I wo' push you. Dong le ma?" - Joss Whedon

"Way down upon de Swanee Ribber, Far, far away, Dere's whar ma heart am turning ebber, Dere's whar de old folks stay. All up and down de whole creation, Sadly I roam, Still longing for de old plantation, And for de old folks at home." - Stephen Foster

"Ah, well." He smiled-another one of those devastatingly intoxicating smiles that did unreasonable things to her body temperature and respiration. With a nod and a respectful, "Ma"am," he left her in the middle of the room. Feeling like she"d been hit by a tank." - Cindy Gerard

"Well", Fang said, mimicking a thick Southern drawl. "I must say its mighty nice of them Daimons to clean up after themselves when you kill them" He held his hands up to them. "Look Ma, no mess." "Does Fang have an off switch?" Talon asked Vane." - Sherrilyn Kenyon

"Does your ma know you're this silly?" she demanded tartly. He nodded, comically sad. "The few gray hairs she has on her head are my doing. But" - with an exaggerated change of mood - "I send her plenty of money, so she can pay to have them dyed!" "I hope she beat you as a child," Onua grumbled." - Tamora Pierce

"The time in between my clapping is ma. If you just have non-stop action with no breathing space at all, it's just busyness, But if you take a moment, then the tension building in the film can grow into a wider dimension. If you just have constant tension at 80 degrees all the time you just get numb." - Roger Ebert

"My ma told me that there isn't anything in this life worth having that comes easy. She told me that every road I walk down's gonna have a price. But what she didn't tell me and what I learned since I've been here is that if you don't choose the road you're gonna walk, sooner or later someone else'll do that choosing for you." - Victoria Forester

"People still call me ma'am on the phone, and it's just part of life now. I'm not even phased by it... Going through DriveThrus is always fun, because it's always so shocking when they see me. It'd just be kind of like, 'Thank you ma... woah!! Woah, sorry about that!'" - Chris Colfer

"He has a calsium deposit on the medulla oblongota of his brain, but he is a brilliant man. This man has a BA, an MA from Havard, and a PhD from Oxford. He's a brilliant man I tell you, Mean Gene." - Lou Albano

"That dog is mine said those poor children; that place in the sun is mine; such is the beginning and type of usurpation throughout the earth. [Fr., Ce chien est a moi, disaient ces pauvres enfants; c'est la ma place au soleil. Voila le commencement et l'image de l'usurpation de toute la terre.]" - Blaise Pascal



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