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Lap Dogs Quotes


"No louder shrieks to pitying heaven are cast, When husbands or lap-dogs breathe their last." - Alexander Pope

"If you can't distinguish people from lap-dogs, you shouldn't undertake philanthropic work." - Anton Chekhov

"I understand that most ladies tend to prefer lap dogs.... Perhaps I am an exception." - Emily Bronte

"Now lap-dogs give themselves the rousing shake, And sleepless lovers, just at twelve, awake." - Alexander Pope

"Lap-dogs and blood-hounds enjoy the greatest respect at court; house-dogs and no dogs at all are not even considered." - Franz Grillparzer

"Not louder shrieks to pitying heav'n are cast, When husbands, or when lap-dogs breathe their last." - Alexander Pope

"Dogs don't make mistakes." - Arthur Conan Doyle

"Dogs smoke in France." - Ozzy Osbourne

"Let sleeping dogs lie." - Robert Walpole

"I love my dogs." - Serena Williams

"My feet are dogs." - Rudolf Nureyev

"I love dogs." - Josh Hutcherson

"O, girls! set your affections on cats, poodles, parrots or lap-dogs; but let matrimony alone. It's the hardest way on earth to getting a living." - Fanny Fern

"Max-Dogs, dogs, go away, let me live another day." - James Patterson

"We lie in the lap of immense intelligence." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

"Tasmania needs a watchdog, not a lap dog." - Lara Giddings

"I've grown up in the lap of the world." - Carmen Dellorefice

"Experts are just trained dogs." - Albert Einstein

"My favorite animals are dogs." - Jane Goodall

"Dogs live longer than rappers." - Nas

"Dogs are my favorite people." - Richard Dean Anderson

"Men are dogs. Men are dogs. We got to stop it. Men are not dogs. Uh-uh. Dogs are loyal." - Wanda Sykes

"I have seven rescue dogs." - Miranda Lambert

"Don't treat the dogs like people. Treat the dogs like dogs. They are better than people." - Charles Manson

"When I say "dogs", I'm talking about dogs, which are large, bounding, salivating animals, usually with bad breath. I am not talking about those little squeaky things you can hold on your lap and carry around. Zoologically speaking, these are not dogs at all; they are members of the pillow family." - Dave Barry

"I grew up in a house with dogs. We always had dogs. We always had a bunch of dogs, actually." - Lee Pace

"Who let the dogs out? Who, who." - Mitt Romney

"Dogs bark and the caravan goes by." - Jose Mourinho

"Dogs do tricks. Cats play tricks." - Eloisa James

"Dogs bark at what they don't understand." - Heraclitus

"Dogs never bite me. Just humans." - Marilyn Monroe

"Dogs are more loyal. Cats are fickle." - Carol Thatcher

"Dogs don't bark at parked cars." - Lynne Cheney

"Dogs keep a promise a person can't." - Hannibal

"Im an ambassador for Medical Detection dogs." - Lesley Nicol

"I like dogs Big dogs Little dogs Fat dogs Doggy dogs Old dogs Puppy dogs I like dogs A dog that is barking over the hill A dog that is dreaming very still A dog that is running wherever he will I like dogs." - Margaret Wise Brown

"Everything I know, I learned from dogs." - Nora Roberts

"Dogs, ye have had your day!" - Alexander Pope

"Timid dogs more eagerly bark than bite." - Quintus Curtius Rufus

"Dogs are a habit, I think." - Elizabeth Bowen

"I just couldn't live without dogs" - Tara Reid

"I rehabilitate dogs, I train people." - Cesar Millan

"People first. Dogs second. Things last." - Nate Berkus

"Sleep with me sleep with my dogs-" - Sinclair Lewis

"You cannot teach old dogs new tricks." - Joseph Chamberlain

"Dogs do have feelings, I gather." - Kevin Kline

"I got dogs. I'm a dog guy." - Marshawn Lynch

"Competition is for dogs and horses." - Geri Halliwell

"I love dogs because they're so adaptable." - Martha Plimpton

"I just couldn't live without dogs." - Tara Reid

"I have three dogs and a cockatoo." - Cathy Rigby

"Sometimes, people will just never love dogs." - Jenna Morasca

"Dogs have a lot of love." - Steven Tyler

"Artists like cats; soldiers like dogs." - Desmond Morris

"Dogs never bite me - just humans." - Marilyn Monroe

"Dogs don't got the problems of people. Dogs can be happy any old time." - Patrick Ness

"One of the most enduring friendships in history - dogs and their people, people and their dogs." - Terry Kay

"Don't call 'em dogs. Dogs are loyal and they run after balls." - Louise Brown

"She doesn't believe in dogs," Bridget said. "Dogs are hardly an article of faith," Sylvie said." - Kate Atkinson

"Little dogs bite more than big dogs but they get away with it." - Cesar Millan

"You can't have a pristine house with ten dogs, and I'd rather have the ten dogs." - Glenn Greenwald

"I get in my golf cart with my dogs, I have five dogs." - Delta Burke

"Nothing falls into a man's lap from heaven. It is from labour that life grows." - Adolf Hitler

"Pansies in soft April rains Fill their stalks with honeyed sap Drawn from Earth's prolific lap." - Bayard Taylor

"The breeding of shepherd dogs is the breeding of working dogs; and this must always be the aim, or we shall cease to produce shepherd dogs." - Max von Stephanitz

"I love dogs, but dogs, you have to be in the country with dogs. I cannot walk a dog on the street." - Karl Lagerfeld

"Love's Pestilence, and her slow dogs of war." - Percy Bysshe Shelley

"No philosophers so thoroughly comprehend us as dogs and horses." - Herman Melville

"Dogs are the broccaflower of the animal kingdom." - David Duchovny

"Human sacrifice! Dogs and cats living together! Mass hysteria!" - Bill Murray

"Dogs aren't like family members, they are family members." - Frank DeCaro

"Little dogs start the Hare, the great get her." - George Herbert

"Houses are for private living, for friends, and for dogs." - Francoise Sagan

"Dogs bark at a person whom they do not know." - Heraclitus

"Old dogs care about you, even when you make mistakes." - Tom T Hall

"Dogs want only love but cats demand worship." - Lucy Maud Montgomery

"Cats always land on their feet. Dogs don't." - Eloisa James

"Dogs are high on life. Cats need catnip." - Eloisa James

"All training is negotiation, whether you're training dogs or spouses" - Ian Dunbar

"Rambunctious and delinquent dogs become angelic when sitting." - Ian Dunbar

"Dogs like everyone. Cats choose who to like." - Lauren Myracle

"Music induces nightingales to sing, pug dogs to yelp." - Robert Schumann

"Dogs don't mind being photographed in compromising situations." - Elliott Erwitt

"The dogs, and home, privacy is my constant." - Dan Fogelberg

"I like dogs. They give Mister something to snack on." - Jim Butcher

"Some people had attack dogs. Ghastek had attack lawyers." - Ilona Andrews

"The better I know men the more I admire dogs." - Anonymous

"The dogs may bark, but the caravan moves on" - Joseph Needham

"Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer." - Leo Rosten

"Children are for people who can't have dogs." - Jerry Smith

"Footnotes - little dogs yapping at the heels of the text" - William James

"You're out of luck like two dogs stuck." - Ghostface Killah

"Dogs, like very small children, are quite mad." - T. H. White

"Dogs do not grasp the concept of house cleaning." - Dave Barry

"They have eating dogs for the anorexic now." - Prince Philip

"I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts." - John Steinbeck

"The liberal Gluten-free agenda is turning our dogs lesbian." - Stephen Colbert

"He that lies with the dogs, riseth with fleas." - George Herbert

"Dogs and humans are symbiotic species. We need each other." - Cynthia Heimel

"Dogs are in on our human silliness; lions are not." - Alexander Mccall Smith

"The paparazzi are nothing but dogs of war." - Catherine Deneuve

"I am lucky in marriage and in dogs." - Jon Katz

"A plot is two dogs and one bone." - Robert Newton Peck

"Cry Havoc, and let slip the dogs of war." - William Shakespeare

"The dogs bark, but the caravan moves on." - Proverbs

"Those who sleep with dogs gets up with fleas." - Proverbs

"Dogs are like kids. Cats are like roommates." - Oliver Gaspirtz

"Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war!" - William Shakespeare

"dogs and angels are not very far apart" - Charles Bukowski

"My maternal desires are fully satisfied with my dogs." - Elisabetta Canalis

"Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails." - Max Eastman

"I'm a dog person; I've had dogs all my life." - John Mahoney

"Dogs have their day but cats have 365." - Lilian Jackson Braun

"Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way." - Quentin Tarantino

"Flatterers look like friends, as wolves like dogs." - George Chapman

"I have two beautiful dogs that I cherish." - Bradley Cooper

"When dogs fulfill their roles they are ecstatically happy." - Robert Crais

"Service dogs raise their masters' sense of well-being." - Al Franken

"Barking dogs occasionally bite, but laughing men hardly ever shoot." - Konrad Lorenz

"One of my dogs is in the movie Beethoven's 2nd." - Greg Louganis

"The only weights I lift are my dogs." - Olivia Newtonjohn

"Dogs don't bark at cars that are parked!" - Ken Blackwell

"Galactic Hot Dogs is an insanely entertaining, eye-popping adventure!" - Lincoln Peirce

"Blink and you miss a sprint. The 10,000 meters is lap after lap of waiting. Theatrically, the mile is just the right length: beginning, middle, end, a story unfolding." - Sebastian Coe

"Doc tips his hat to dogs as he drives by and the dogs look up and smile at him." - John Steinbeck

"The world was conquered through the understanding of dogs; the world exists through the understanding of dogs." - Friedrich Nietzsche

"Writers are lampposts and critics are dogs. Ask lampposts what they think about dogs. Does the dog hurt the lamppost?" - Paulo Coelho

"Lifetime dogs intersect with our lives with particular impact; they're dogs we love in especially powerful, sometimes inexplicable, ways." - Jon Katz

"Loving dogs is a question of anthropomorphism. We become attached to dogs because of the feelings we project on them." - Pierre Berge

"The maid of India, blossomed again to hold In her full lap the Champac's leaves of gold." - Thomas Moore

"It's very, very rare in this business [moviemaking] where a script lands on your lap ready to go." - Leonardo Dicaprio

"Police on my drawers I had to pause 40 ounce in my lap And it's freezing my balls" - Eazy-E

"That driving incident, I did it with my dad. I'd sit on his lap and I drive. We're country." - Britney Spears

"Every baby needs a lap." - Henry Robin

"F1 teams need a driver who will consistently set lap times that are 100 percent on the edge." - Jean Alesi

"When Liza Minelli was a child, she used to sit on my lap and call me Uncle Sammy." - Sammy Davis Jr

"When Liza Minelli was a child, she used to sit on my lap and call me Uncle Sammy." - Sammy Davis, Jr.

"Women want certain things in marriage-the right to a title and a front seat in the lap of luxury." - Mae West

"Everyone thinks something like 'The Hills' just falls into your lap. It's not true. You have to work for everything." - Brody Jenner

"Then flash'd the living lightning from her eyes, And screams of horror rend th' affrighted skies, Not louder shrieks to pitying Heaven are cast, When husbands, or when lap dogs, breathe their last; Or when rich China vessels fallen, from high, In glittering dust and painted fragments lie." - Alexander Pope

"Golden retrievers are not bred to be guard dogs, and considering the size of their hearts and their irrepressible joy in life, they are less likely to bite than to bark, less likely to bark than to lick a hand in greeting. In spite of their size, they think they are lap dogs, and in spite of being dogs, they think they are also human, and nearly every human they meet is judged to have the potential to be a boon companion who might, at many moment, cry, "Let's go!" and lead them on a great adventure." - Dean Koontz

"I love dogs. I grew up with dogs in my family from the time that I was a little boy; we always had German Shepherds and Labradors. I get on very well with dogs, they trust me." - Paul Walker

"I say, thirteen is too many dogs for good mental health. Five is pretty much the limit. More than five dogs and you forfeit your right to call yourself entirely sane. Even if the dogs are small." - E. Lockhart

"People can be a fine substitute for other dogs. But I think that if they had to choose, dogs by and large would choose the company of other dogs." - Elizabeth Marshall Thomas

"A lot of times in parks the large dogs and little dogs separate. That creates the opposite of social. Sometimes dogs run back in forth with a fence dividing them so it is fence fighting with social interaction." - Cesar Millan

"Dogs have no money. Isn't that amazing? They're broke their entire lives. But they get through. You know why dogs have no money? .. No Pockets." - Jerry Seinfeld

"Tofu hot dogs are actually scarier than real hot dogs. It's like wanting the worst possible meat product without even the thrill of it actually being meat." - Doug Coupland

"I have two dogs. If I had retarded children, I'd be a hero. And yet, the dogs are pretty much the same thing." - Bill Maher

"I think people tend to forget that trees are living creatures. They're sort of like dogs. Huge, quiet, motionless dogs, with bark instead of fur." - Jack Handey

"I'd be happy to have my biography be the stories of my dogs. To me, to live without dogs would mean accepting a form of blindness." - Thomas McGuane



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