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"Don't limp in front of the lame." - Francois Rabelais

"You're excuses are so lame they're limping..." - Nora Roberts

"Don't halt before you are lame." - Proverbs

"Punishment is lame, but it comes." - George Herbert

"In a retreat the lame are formost. [In a retreat the lame are foremost.]" - George Herbert

"The Lame goes as farre as your staggerer. [The lame goes as far as your staggerer.]" - George Herbert

"If you're a lame brain, then you're a lame brain. I can't help that." - Tori Amos

"Im the lamest lame duck there could be." - George C Wallace

"I've done flowers and kicked myself. Flowers are so lame." - Steve Zahn

"No wireless. Less space than a nomad. Lame." - Rob Malda

"I'm the lamest lame duck there could be." - George Wallace

"When a fox walks lame, the old rabbit jumps." - Proverbs

"He who walks with the lame learns how to limp." - Proverbs

"Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind." - Albert Einstein

"I'm the lamest lame duck there could be." - George C Wallace

"A non-frightening zombie is a lame zombie." - Scott M Gimple

"A lot of bad things happen in lame duck sessions." - Marco Rubio

"Justice is lame as well as blind, amongst us." - Thomas Otway

"When people are lame, they love to blame." - Robert Kiyosaki

"You may help a lame dog over a stile but he is still a lame dog on the other side." - Ernest Newman

"I'm twenty-seven, she's seventeen. Blind Cupid, lame Cupid, both blind and lame Cupid said, Love this girl," - Nazim Hikmet

"That's a pretty lame superhero name," I told him. "Scooby-Doo is already taken," he said with dignity. "Anything else sounds lame in comparison." - Patricia Briggs

"That's a pretty lame superhero name," I told him. "Scooby-Doo is already taken," he said with dignity. "Anything else sounds lame in comparison." - Patricia Briggs

"Feeling and thinking are actually the blind man who carries the lame." - Franz Grillparzer

"Faith becomes lame, when it ventures into matters pertaining to reason!" - Mahatma Gandhi

"Impressing a bunch of snooty teenagers is a pretty lame life goal to have." - Vera Brosgol

"The best pedigree in the world won't sell a lame race horse." - Anonymous

"Stay till the lame messenger come, if you will know the truth of the thing." - George Herbert

"I stood on Susan Boone's front porch, feeling lame. But then, since I've pretty much felt lame my entire life, this was no big surprise. On the other hand, usually I felt lame for no particular reason. This time I really had a reason to feel lame." - Meg Cabot

"Get what start the sinner may, Retribution, for all her lame leg, never quits his track." - Horace

"Do not limp before the lame. [Old Fr., Ne clochez pas devant les boyteus.]" - Francois Rabelais

"I'm kind of lame. I prefer quiet evenings at home, hanging out with my family." - Selena

"My experience with horses is that they never throw away a chance to go lame." - Mark Twain

"Touch a man who can't walk up right, and that lame man, he's gonna fly." - Neil Diamond

"I've got no one to blame for every time I feel lame." - Sheryl Crow

"Take it from Richard, poor and lame, What's begun in anger ends in shame." - Benjamin Franklin

"Awwww, lame, we're not going to disneyworld. (said by the amazing talking dog, Total)" - James Patterson

"How come all the harmless people were so lame? Maybe that was the definition of safe." - Richelle Mead

"Monday is a lame way to spend 1/7 of your life." - Anonymous

"I know it sounds so lame, but the songs are like my children." - Angel Olsen

"I've sung some songs that were lame, I've slept with girls on the game." - Robbie Williams

"I was eyes to the blind, and feet was I to the lame." - Bible

"The lame man who keeps the right road outstrips the runner who takes the wrong one." - Francis Bacon

"When a blind man carries a lame man both go forward." - Proverbs

"Souls without prayer are like bodies, palsied and lame, having hands and feet they cannot use." - Teresa of Avila

"In high school, I definitely fancied myself an intense guy, which is so lame." - Rob Delaney

"If a man neglects education, he walks lame to the end of his life." - Plato

"For a member to say, 'I'm a lame duck' violates political science 101." - Charles B Rangel

"I'm sort of like a lame, single guy in a red sports car." - Billy Corgan

"Hey, you know what, I've gotta go on that 'Letterman' show. That show is so lame." - Al Gore

"For a member to say, 'I'm a lame duck' violates political science 101." - Charles Rangel

"I don't feel like I'm very pop-star lame, but I'm definitely not hipster-cool." - Katy Perry

"This sounds really lame, but I'm pretty proud of my feet." - Torrie Wilson

"It's lame to say that I'm a normal girl, but I think I am." - Katherine Heigl

"I'm into video games, but only real specific lame video games." - Emily Browning

"I wasn't the cool kid in school, but I wasn't the lame one. I knew I wasn't cool, so I called myself lame, and that's what made me cool in front of the cool kids." - Astro

"I won't read scripts because I have a limited amount of time. Why should I help other people do lame stuff when I can just go out and put on lame stuff of my own?" - Eric Idle

"Democrats are lame. The media is lame. And Donald Trump hasn't even played his war card yet. You know, he could start a war and get a lot of support there." - Bill Maher

"The study and knowledge of the universe would somehow be lame and defective were no practical results to follow." - Cicero

"Cease your insults to God, quit consulting flesh and blood. Stop your lame, lying, and cowardly excuses. Enlist!" - Charles Studd

"Without the notion and allowance of spirits, our philosophy will be lame and defective in one main part of it." - John Locke

"It is a true proverb that if you live with a lame man you will learn to halt." - Plutarch

"Personally, I wish D. would come after me, I need a good dance partner. My Daimons have lame legs. (Acheron)" - Sherrilyn Kenyon

"Destiny is for losers. It's just a lame excuse for letting things happen to you instead of making them happen." - Cecily Von Ziegesar

"TMI? Too Much Information. It's just easier to say 'TMI'. I used to say 'don't go there', but that's lame." - Michael Scott

"You a lame so yo dame playin mind games; I'm a pimp so I stay in that mind frame." - Lil' Flip

"By dividing the people of God as clergy and laymen, we have made the latter a majority of lame men." - Richard P. Stanley

"The rifleman's stalking the sick and the lame, preacherman seeks the same, who'll get there first is uncertain." - Bob Dylan

"Lately I've heard rumors that the eagle may be lame. Just because I've been idle, don't mean that I'm tame." - Waylon Jennings

"It is a true proverb, that if you live with a lame man, you will learn to limp." - Plutarch

"In just - Spring when the world is mud- luscious the little lame balloonman whistles far and wee" - E E Cummings

"If I've got the powers of a god, then why am I so..." "Lame?" Sadie suggested. "Shut up," I said." - Rick Riordan

"Yeah, it's just a lame term. I wish it was "movie star." That's a much better term than celebrity." - Jeff Vespa

"You who are strong and swift, see that you do not limp before the lame, deeming it kindness." - Khalil Gibran

"With the exception of Obama's belated lame-duck behavior, the US has always, in practice, supported Israel unquestionably." - Lawrence Davidson

"TMI? Too Much Information. It's just easier to say 'TMI'. I used to say 'don't go there', but that's lame." - Michael Scott

"Valentine's Day gifts like teddy bears, chocolate and perfume are SO lame. How about be thoughtful and original?" - Christopher Michael Cillizza

"It is a true proverb, that if you live with a lame man, you will learn a limp." - Plutarch

"in Just-spring when the world is mud- luscious the little lame balloonman whistles far and wee." - E E Cummings

"Cicero said loud-bawling orators were driven by their weakness to noise, as lame men to take horse." - Plutarch

"When you can impress your mom by saying you've been to someone's concert, you know you're pretty lame." - Gillian Jacobs

"I miss CDs. I miss listening to a whole album, even the lame songs that sometimes grow on you." - Carolyn Mackler

"If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they'll murder you in your sleep." - Frank Zappa

"Las Vegas, Nevada: A city where oddities don't make you lame, But instead bring you riches and fortune and fame." - Walter Wykes

"My top beauty tip is to drink lots of water. It might sound lame, but it works." - Georgia Salpa

"Nothing is more effective than sincere, accurate praise, and nothing is more lame than a cookie-cutter compliment." - Bill Walsh

"I would never consent to a lame publicity stunt at a time when I already want to hide." - Diablo Cody

"The study and knowledge of the universe would somehow be lame and defective were no practical results to follow." - Marcus Tullius Cicero

"Wonder Woman is lame. She flies around in an invisible jet, but she's not invisible. I don't get it." - Megan Fox

"I don't like actors who try to talk directors into making their part bigger and that's really lame." - Franka Potente

"If I were a lame only just for a week. I'd look at myself in the mirror and shoot the first thing I see." - Wiz Khalifa

"I once knew a man out of courtesy help a lame dog over a stile, and he for requital bit his fingers." - William Chillingworth

"One of my life philosophies is that you have a choice to make when youre doing something creative. You can be cheesy... or you can be lame." - Marc Webb

"Nothing of worth or weight can be achieved with half a mind, with a faint heart, and with a lame endeavor." - Isaac Barrow

"So he's like a human compass? As far as superpowers go, that's pretty lame. You're like the Caster equivalent of Aquaman." - Kami Garcia

"It is better to enter into life maimed but lovely in God's sight than to appear lovely to man's eyes but lame to God's." - Oswald Chambers

"I'm into video games, but only real specific lame video games. In a more traditional nerd sense, I just read lots of books and I enjoyed school." - Emily Browning

"It is better to enter into life maimed but lovely in God's sight than to appear lovely to man's eyes but lame to God"s." - Oswald Chambers

"All the creativity books in the world aren't going to help you if you're unwilling to have lousy, lame, and even dangerously bad ideas." - Seth Godin

"In truth the most striking figure for the relation of the two is that of the strong blind man carrying the sighted lame man on his shoulders." - Arthur Schopenhauer

"I'm a member and preacher to that church where the blind don't see and the lame don't walk and what's dead stays that way." - Flannery O'Connor

"Auguries of innocence "The emmet's inch and eagle's mile Make lame philosophy to smile. He who doubts from what he sees Will ne'er believe, do what you please." - William Blake

"So far, she'd been her usual lame self: solitary and routine-loving, carefully avoiding any path that might lead to spontaneous human interaction. Lena Kaligaris" - Ann Brashares

"The idea for any cartoon (my experience, anyway) is rarely spontaneous. Good ideas usually evolve out of pretty lame ones, and vice versa." - Gary Larson

"I couldn't help it," I said, knowing how lame that sounded. It was as bad as Angeline's "it's not my fault" mantra." - Richelle Mead

"Without books God is silent, justice dormant, natural science at a stand, philosophy lame, letters dumb, and all things involved in Cimmerian darkness." - Thomas Bartholin

"You pity a man who is lame or blind, but you never pity him for being a fool, which is often a much greater misfortune." - Sydney Smith

"So far, she"d been her usual lame self: solitary and routine-loving, carefully avoiding any path that might lead to spontaneous human interaction. Lena Kaligaris" - Ann Brashares

"Losing an arm is kinda lame at one point, but at the same time, so much good has come out of it." - Bethany Hamilton

"The last girl I went out with blew me off. Now I call her with lame excuses to see her, "Hey, did I leave a penny over there?"" - David Spade

"A joke, even if it be a lame one, is nowhere so keenly relished or quickly applauded as in a murder trial." - Mark Twain

"You sit around watching all this stuff happen on TV. . . and the TV sits and watches us do nothing! The TV must think we're all pretty lame." - Shannon Wheeler

"If you have a good date, it's nice to text them afterward to say "thanks." But if they were totally lame, it's fun to text "unsubscribe."" - Caprice Crane

"All the creativity books in the world are' going to help you if you're unwilling to have lousy, lame, and even dangerously bad ideas." - Seth Godin

"This is so lame to say in a magazine, but I just grabbed some pink wallpaper. I find it to be a very relaxing color." - Paul Dano

"The breath Of accusation kills an innocent name, And leaves for lame acquittal the poor life, Which is a mask without it." - Percy Bysshe Shelley

"I don't really think of my blog as a real blog. It's a lame blog. It's more like my when-the-mood-strikes update, or smoke signal." - Augusten Burroughs

"I could' help it," I said, knowing how lame that sounded. It was as bad as Angeline's "it's not my fault" mantra." - Richelle Mead

"When they will not give a doit to relieve a lame beggar, they will lay out ten to see a dead Indian." - William Shakespeare

"Saying 'I notice you're a nerd' is like saying, 'Hey, I notice that you'd rather be intelligent than be stupid, that you'd rather be thoughtful than be vapid, that you believe that there are things that matter more than the arrest record of Lindsay Lohan. Why is that?' In fact, it seems to me that most contemporary insults are pretty lame. Even 'lame' is kind of lame. Saying 'You're lame' is like saying 'You walk with a limp.' Yeah, whatever, so does 50 Cent, and he's done all right for himself." - John Green

"The money-getter who pleads his love of work has a lame defense, for love of work at money-getting is a lower taste than love of money." - Ambrose Bierce

"For me, the lame part of the Sixties was the political part, the social part. The real part was the spiritual part." - Jerry Garcia

"Clubs are so lame. Nobody even dances at these clubs. They stand around and get drunk and they schmooze. There is no enjoyment factor." - Shia Labeouf

"Wikipedia is kind of weird. I feel it's lame to put up my own page, but I desperately want someone else to do it." - Kumail Nanjiani

"You know, I'm really bad on the computer. I'm really lame, man. I read and hang out with my kids. I've turned into a five year old." - Ally Walker

"I've always been against trying to make a movie like another movie. That's lame. It's already been done, so why do it again?" - Elisha Cuthbert

"Will power is to the mind like a strong blind man who carries on his shoulders a lame man who can see." - Arthur Schopenhauer

"You've got to use your celebrity for good stuff, not evil. I think it's lame when people act as if they're better than everyone!" - Rachel Bilson

"I know it sounds really lame and hater-ish, but I think 2009 was maybe the worst year for music ever." - Mark Ronson

"There's nothing worse than watching an old wrinkly guy going, 'Hey, baby.' You're like, 'Dude, that's lame.' It's cool to fall in love and grow old with someone." - Pete Wentz

"One of my life philosophies is that you have a choice to make when you're doing something creative. You can be cheesy... or you can be lame." - Marc Webb

"Even a lame-duck president can be affected by a clear midterm message if he wants to see his vice president elected and preserve his historical legacy." - Noah Feldman

"It may sound lame, but I've been journaling since I was in third grade. I love it! It makes me feel calm and happy." - Brittany Snow

"I'm a producer... I am a Hollywood producer. That is so weird. And it's not lame. But it's just like, how did that happen?" - Matt Stone

"I will not write a lame follow-up. It could take me 20 years. But I will never turn in a book that I'm not happy with." - Dan Brown

"My first year of university, I ran around and signed up for these clubs, and I noticed they were all drama clubs: really lame, artsy things." - Penelope Mitchell

"Anyone who grows up with parents who are very influential, there are cases where people run away from that if they have parents who are really lame." - Thurston Moore

"The breath Of accusation kills an innocent name, And leaves for lame acquittal the poor life, Which is a mask without it." - Percy Bysshe Shelley

"Leo took out a pen and autographed the arm of one of the nymphs. "Narcissus is a loser! He's so weak, he ca' bench-press a Kleenex. He's so lame, when you look up lame on Wikipedia, it's got a picture of Narcissus-only the picture's so ugly, no one ever checks it out." - Rick Riordan

"Leo took out a pen and autographed the arm of one of the nymphs. "Narcissus is a loser! He's so weak, he can't bench-press a Kleenex. He's so lame, when you look up lame on Wikipedia, it's got a picture of Narcissus-only the picture's so ugly, no one ever checks it out." - Rick Riordan

"Hip-hop is all about impact, baby. You can sell records, you can be two-times platinum, you can be gold... but if you lame, you lame, man. We try to provide the exact opposite of that. It's style, individuality, confidence. We exude that." - Wale

"Rhime being no necessary Adjunct or true Ornament of Poem or good Verse, in longer Works especially, but the Invention of a barbarous Age, to set off wretched matter and lame Meeter...the troublesom and modern bondage of Rimeing" - John Milton

"Jesus' pattern prayer, which is both crutch, road, and walking lesson for the spiritually lame like ourselves, tells us to start with God: for God matters infinitely more than we do." - J I Packer

"Idiots, the lame, the blind, the dumb, are men in whom the devils have established themselves: and all the physicians who heal these infirmities, as though they proceeded from natural causes, are ignorant blockheads." - Martin Luther

"Most of my favorite tweets go completely ignored but most of my favorite tweets are probably really lame or inside jokes between me and my [redacted]. See what I did there?" - Roxane Gay

"I'm a comedian, and I like to work on my live show, and if I'm doing television, I don't have time to work on my live show, and I can become a lame comic, and that sucks." - Ron White

"People think living in your parents' basement until you're twenty-nine is lame. But what they don't realize is that while you're there, you save money on rent, food, and dates." - Ray Romano

"In that we say he [Christ] made whole the lame, the paralytic, and those born blind, we seem to say what is very similar to the deeds said to have been done by Esculapius." - Justin Martyr

"There's a word like overprotective to describe some parents, but no word that means the opposite. What word do you use to describe parents who don't protect enough? Underprotective? Neglectful? Self-involved? Lame? All of the above." - R. J. Palacio

"You have to really enjoy (being sexy). Not fake anything. Sexy is being in the moment, whether that means being coy or coming on hard. Faking is always lame and it never comes across the way you want it to." - Cameron Diaz



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