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"Better laid than never." - Joan Rivers

"I've laid my friends bare." - J K Rowling

"Leeds is quite laid-back." - Matthew Lewis

"Bibles laid open, millions of surprises." - George Herbert

"I'll be damned, you got laid." - Sherrilyn Kenyon

"Death laid its eggs in the wound" - Federico Garcia Lorca

"Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid!" - Rodney Dangerfield

"He laid him squat as a flounder." - Francois Rabelais

"In Drumcliff churchyard Yeats is laid." - William Butler Yeats

"Remorse, the fatal egg by Pleasure laid." - William Cowper

"I'm just a laid-back person." - Cassie Ventura

"Remorse, the fatal egg that pleasure laid." - William Cowper

"Men get laid, but women get screwed." - Quentin Crisp

"The poem is a plank laid over the lion's den." - James K. Baxter

"No tribute is laid on castles in the air." - Charles Churchill

"Men grow by having responsibility laid upon them." - Woodrow Wilson

"I only got into comedy to get laid" - Jack Whitehall

"I have been laid up with intentional flu." - Samuel Goldwyn

"And I'm not getting laid! What am I doing wrong?" - Bill Hicks

"If I don't get laid, I'll sure die trying." - Rod Stewart

"The devil fools with the best laid plans." - Neil Young

"Plausibility is a trap for the truth laid by lies." - Yvan Audouard

"Don't count your eggs until the chicken's laid them." - Bobby Robson

"Now that I'm sober, I deserve to get laid." - Steven Tyler

"I have laid aside business, and gone a-fishing." - Izaak Walton

"LA people are more laid back about certain things." - Simon Rex

"I couldn't get laid with a sitcom and a rifle." - Jim Norton

"[Oedipa Maas] awoke at last to find herself getting laid." - Thomas Pynchon

"The best laid plans take 40 years to complete." - Robert Burns

"I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing." - Izaak Walton

"The last of our enemies is laid low." - Clement Attlee

"You could say I'm a laid-back kind of guy." - Gary Clark Jr

"My husband and I are just really laid back people." - A J Cook

"Really, I'm pretty laid-back, always cracking jokes." - Chace Crawford

"The devout have laid out gardens in the desert." - Robert Duncan

"I've always been fairly reserved and laid-back." - David James Elliott

"Emphasis should be laid on the evolution of humanity," - Alice Bailey

"I don't know what's better gettin' laid or gettin' paid." - Kanye West

"I'm not good with catty girls. I'm too laid-back." - Vanessa Hudgens

"I'm definitely laid back. I don't take things so seriously." - Ryan Lochte

"I think I might get laid more...by my dad." - Tom Delonge

"The Bible is the cradle wherein Christ is laid." - Martin Luther

"Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has laid an egg cackles as if she had laid an asteroid." - Mark Twain

"Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg crackles as if she laid an asteroid." - Mark Twain

"Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid." - Mark Twain

"At the cross, the worst about us-our sins-was laid upon Christ, and the best about Him-His righteousness-was laid upon us." - Steven J Lawson

"Baloney is the lie laid on so thick you hate it. Blarney is flattery laid on so thin you love it." - Fulton J Sheen

"Any idiot can get laid when they're famous. That's easy. It's getting laid when you're not famous that takes some talent." - Kevin Bacon

"The country is laid out in a haphazard, sloppy fashion, offensive to the tidy, organized mind." - Alan Brien

"He that is his owne Counsellor knowes nothing sure but what hee hath laid out." - George Herbert

"If Ive vividly laid out the narrative, the reader will come to his own conclusions." - Rick Atkinson

"We say the cows laid out Boston. Well, there are worse surveyors." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

"The last election just laid the foundation of the next 500 years of Dark Ages." - Frank Zappa

"Often have brief words laid men low and then raise them up." - Sophocles

"But man grows old, lies down, remains where once he's laid." - Anne Bradstreet

"The foundations of national morality must be laid in private families." - John Adams

"Tis beauty truly blent, whose red and white Nature's own sweet and cunning hand laid on." - William Shakespeare

"The safety-valves of the heart, when too much pressure is laid on." - Albert Richard Smith

"Common sense consists of those layers of prejudice laid down before the age of 18." - Albert Einstein

"I'm in show business. I'm not like a poor factory worker who'd been laid off." - Woody Allen

"Refuse to accept the narrative of history laid down by presidents, prime ministers, generals and journalists." - Robert Fisk

"Each in his narrow cell forever laid, The rude forefathers of the hamlet sleep." - Thomas Gray

"Who do you have to sleep with to get laid in this town?" - Sloane Crosley

"God seems to have a kind of laid-back management style I'm not crazy about." - David Foster Wallace

"A lottery is the perfect tax...laid only upon the willing." - George Washington

"You're pissed I laid it out and you're gonna go nurse your snit" - Kristen Ashley

"I am the Terrell off the field who is laid back and this is me." - Terrell Owens

"Darwinism has laid the groundwork for Hitler's and Mussolini's fascism and Stalin's communism." - Harun Yahya

"I try not to make plans. Because, even the best laid plans etc. etc." - Brent Spiner

"Success is remaining faithful to the process God has laid out for you." - Andy Stanley

"The laws of physics is the canvas God laid down on which to paint his masterpiece" - Dan Brown

"When all our deeds of glory are laid in front of Thee." - Connie Dover

"Heart of my heart, were it more, More would be laid at your feet." - James Joyce

"Tis beauty truly blent, whose red and white Nature's own sweet and cunning hand laid on." - William Shakespeare

"Gold that buys health can never be ill spent, Nor hours laid out in harmless merriment." - John Webster

"The safety-valves of the heart, when too much pressure is laid on." - Albert Smith

"A sword laid by, Which eats into itself, and rusts ingloriously." - Lord Byron

"(Bodies) carefully to be laid up in the wardrobe of the grave." - John Pearson

"it's awful. No privacy, no secrets. Everything you're ashamed of, laid out for everyone to see." - Stephenie Meyer

"God seems to have a kind of laid-back management style I'm not crazy about." - David Foster Wallace

"I have laid my cheek upon the earth and felt it my mother's bosom." - Mrs. Patrick Campbell

"Can you believe our Ash is getting laid? Our baby is growing up. I'm so proud!" - Sherrilyn Kenyon

"it's awful. No privacy, no secrets. Everything you're ashamed of, laid out for everyone to see." - Stephenie Meyer

"Heart of my heart, were it more, More would be laid at your feet." - James Joyce

"I shall soon be laid in the quiet grave - thank God for the quiet grave" - John Keats

"The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry." - Robert Burns

"We dissect nature along lines laid down by our native language." - Benjamin Lee Whorf

"I sacrifice so much of my life, can I at least get laid?" - Mike Tyson

"The joke that you laid in the bed that was me." - Alanis Morissette

"I am concerned about the economy. I was the first one laid off." - Al Gore

"The sexual revolution transformed the American West: Now even cowboys can get laid." - Edward Abbey

"I've played all kinds of places, laid all kinds of girls." - Billy Joel

"Getting paid for being laid, guess that's the name of the game." - Elton John

"I laid the foundation and built thereon, the science of CHIROPRACTIC." - Daniel D Palmer

"[Domestic violence is] a carefully laid physical, financial and psychological trap." - Leslie Morgan Steiner

"The mines of knowledge are often laid bare by the hazel-wand of chance." - Martin Farquhar Tupper

"Aspire to be the man you pretend to be when you're trying to get laid." - Joe Rogan

"No frozen-hearted woman ever I laid eyes on but has made duty her religion." - Honore De Balzac

"Repentance clothes in grass and flowers the grave in which the past is laid." - John Sterling

"If people think I'm a laid-back guy, that's their mistake." - Peyton Manning

"Liberty is obedience to the law which one has laid down for oneself" - Jean-Jacques Rousseau

"In my writing, I want to be laid bare as a human being." - Denis Johnson

"Yeah I'm chillin' on a dirt road, laid back swervin' like I'm George Jones." - Jason Aldean

"It is no achievement to walk a tightrope laid flat on the floor." - Ray Kroc

"The things in our lives that die and can't be laid to rest hurt the most." - Haley Webb

"Einstein used science to get laid. That guy is a genius. I've been using money." - Doug Benson

"I'll never get laid trying to keep you safe. You're a train wreck on steroids." - Karen Marie Moning

"The reason you often get in comedy is because you're not getting laid." - Demetri Martin

"The New York Hilton is laid out with a competence that would make a computer blush." - Ada Louise Huxtable

"The best thing about being famous is that it makes it easier to get laid." - Allen Ginsberg

"It's fun to discover things. I wouldn't want everything laid out, simply and too obviously." - Bob Odenkirk

"I'm a fun person to be around, laid back, love to have fun." - Dwight Howard

"Epicurus laid down the doctrine that pleasure was the chief good." - Diogenes Laertius

"He laid his hand upon the Ocean's mane, And played familiar with his hoary locks." - Robert Pollok

"O fading honours of the dead! O high ambition, lowly laid!" - Walter Scott

"I wear your kiss like a feather Laid upon my cheek" - Stephen Spender

"I have laid sorrow to sleep; Love sleeps. She who oft made me weep Now weeps." - Arthur Symons

"I'm here to make money and get laid, Yeah I'm a star but I'll fade." - Robbie Williams

"Under bare Ben Bulben's head In Drumcliff churchyard Yeats is laid." - William Butler Yeats

"And now also the ax is laid unto the root of the trees." - Bible

"If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion." - George Bernard Shaw

"Tears are the safety valve of the heart when too much pressure is laid on it." - Albert Smith

"The moment she had laid the child to the breast both became perfectly calm." - Karen Blixen

"If the nation's economists were laid end to end, they would point in all directions." - Arthur H. Motley

"Come away, come away death, And in sad cypress let me be laid." - William Shakespeare

"Far from the sun and summer-gale, In thy green lap was Nature's Darling laid." - Thomas Gray

"Each in his narrow cell forever laid, The rude Forefathers of the hamlet sleep." - Thomas Gray

"The Declaration of Independence laid the cornerstone of human government upon the first precepts of Christianity." - John Adams

"Moslem: people who believe suicide is a good way to get laid." - Scott Adams

"The search of knowledge is an obligation laid on every Muslim." - Elijah Muhammad

"Serious affairs and history are carefully laid snares for the uninformed." - Dejan Stojanovic

"The earth will be completely laid waste and totally plundered. The LORD has spoken this word." - Isaiah

"If all the economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion." - George Bernard Shaw

"We must be laid like a brand in the fire ... if we would gain immortal youth." - Austin O'Malley

"All the little money that ever came into my hands was ever laid out in books." - Benjamin Franklin

"The music industry's very laid back while I'm very, very aggressive," - Adam Kluger

"The best laid schemes o' mice an' men gang aft agley." - Robert Burns

"The best-laid plans of mice and comedians usually wind up on the cutting-room floor." - Jon Stewart

"It's the fastest who gets paid, and it's the fastest who gets laid." - Aristotle

"I have laid sorrow to sleep;Love sleeps.She who oft made me weepNow weeps." - Arthur Symons

"If you laid all our laws end to end, there would be no end." - Arthur Baer

"I'm really laid back but I still like to dress up sometimes." - Allyson Felix

"I mean, I am driven and laid-back at the same time." - Alan Jackson

"The impossible talked of is less impossible from the moment words are laid to it." - Storm Jameson

"I don't know if you can catch my vibe, but I'm a pretty laid-back guy." - Adam Pally

"In one long glorious acknowledgment of failure, he laid himself bare before God." - John Grisham

"How quickly the apparently solidly laid foundation of one's existence could crumble." - Patrick Süskind

"The first time Adam had a chance, he laid the blame on women." - Nancy Astor

"If I've vividly laid out the narrative, the reader will come to his own conclusions." - Rick Atkinson

"I'm getting comfortable with West Coast style, which is more laid-back than British style." - Cat Deeley



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