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Ladies Quotes


"I like clean ladies and nice ladies." - Lawrence Welk

"Smee! Raise the Ladies!" - Dave Barry

"The ladies love me and I love the ladies!" - Mickey Rourke

"All da ladies love Leo!!" - Rick Riordan

"I wasn't a ladies' man." - Kapil Dev

"I brings the ruckus to the ladies." - Leon Black

"Oh, I know what the ladies like." - Sarge

"Sophia Loren plays peasants. I play ladies." - Gina Lollobrigida

"Good evening everybody, ladies, gentlemen... Felicity." - Jon Stewart

"Faint hearts never win fair ladies." - Proverbs

"Why can't ladies like nice guys?" - Jorma Taccone

"I was always interested in ladies' fashion." - John Caudwell

"Ladies and Gentleman, the Bronx is burning." - Howard Cosell

"New York ladies all look immaculate." - Zac Posen

"The ladies who try to keep their beauty are the ladies who lose it." - Logan Pearsall Smith

"Come, my coach. Good night, ladies, good night. Sweet ladies, good night, good night." - William Shakespeare

"Dressing up as decrepit old ladies, and even decrepit young ladies, was one of our staples." - Graham Chapman

"I have seen many ladies displaying different styles and different styles displaying ladies." - Navjot Singh Sidhu

"Ladies love outlaws, like babies love stray dogs. Ladies touch babies like a banker touches gold, outlaws touch ladies somewhere deep down in their soul." - Waylon Jennings

"ladies are just those of us who have been silenced." - Jennifer Stone

"Ladies and gentlemen, Elvis has just left the building!" - Mike Lange

"A lion among ladies is a most dreadful thing." - William Shakespeare

"Kings and philosophers defecate, and so do ladies." - Michel De Montaigne

"Thank you, ladies and gentlemen, for your magnificent indifference." - Dizzy Gillespie

"Ladies Commit, There's A Wedding In It For You." - Aries Spears

"Ladies, whose bright eyes Rain influence, and judge the prize." - John Milton

"Ladies pick funny things to be proud of." - Harper Lee

"Now, now. Southern ladies do' French-kiss and tell." - Susan Elizabeth Phillips

"Ladies and gentlemen, the great number seven, Mickey Mantle." - Mel Allen

"I rap for listeners, blunt heads, fly ladies and prisoners" - Nas

"Book reviewers are little old ladies of both sexes." - John O'Hara

"The God's tropical...ladies call me 'Black Fruit Punch.'" - Ghostface Killah

"Priests, magistrates and ladies never quite take off their gowns." - Honore De Balzac

"Ladies with curly hair / Have time to spare." - Phyllis Mcginley

"Ladies love me I'm on my cool J" - Chris Brown

"Ladies and Gentlemen...we are floating in Space!" - Jostein Gaarder

"Wherever your joy is, go after it, ... pretty ladies." - Peter Max

"Ladies there is no neutral position for us to assume." - Gertrude Stein

"Ladies and Gentlemen, King of the Stupid Question: Todd Grisham!" - John Cena

"Ladies and Gentleman, I'm afraid I've got some BAD NEWS." - Wade Barrett

"Ladies and Gentlemen, Hillary Clinton is a crook." - Neal Boortz

"Now, now. Southern ladies don't French-kiss and tell." - Susan Elizabeth Phillips

"Ladies, apologies, but isn't 'vintage' just used stuff?" - Bob Saget

"You gotta keep changing. Shirts, old ladies, whatever." - Neil Young

"Don't say 'No,' say 'Gilbert,' ladies and gentlemen." - Greg Proops

"Clarifying your identity helps you just talk to ladies." - Jack Black

"I think I'm one of the very lucky ladies." - Julie Andrews

"Ladies, whose bright eyes Rain influence, and judge the prize." - John Milton

"Will Honeycomb calls these over-offended ladies the outrageously virtuous." - Richard Steele

"The ladies looked one another over with microscopic carelessness." - Arthur Baer

"Ghosts, like ladies, never speak till spoke to." - Richard Harris Barham

"Parvesh Cheena is a real treat for the ladies." - Parvesh Cheena

"I am no longer married, so ladies... there you go." - Tre Cool

"I never get involved with the ladies I work with." - Dirk Benedict

"I like all ladies of all different ages." - Louis C K

"I work with a lot of lovely ladies." - Brad Goreski

"Presidents often disappoint, but first ladies rarely do." - Kitty Kelley

"Ladies and gentlemen, communism didn't fall. It was pushed." - Jack Kemp

"But all ladies think they weigh too much." - Ogden Nash

"I wanted to dress cool, and get all the ladies." - John Singleton

"Ladies, just a little more virginity, if you don't mind." - Herbert Beerbohm Tree

"Will. Honeycomb calls these over-offended ladies the outrageously virtuous." - Richard Steele

"Keep a good table and attend to the ladies." - Napoleon Bonaparte

"Ladies be seated, the party has only begun." - Johnny Olson

"Ladies be seated, a laugh doesn't cost you a dime." - Johnny Olson

"Ladies be seated, and let's have a wonderful time!" - Johnny Olson

"Men sometimes have to leave their ladies alone, and ladies are not responsible for the bad manners of fools." - Charlaine Harris

"It's about ladies, as usual. I'm telling the ladies I got the right temperature to keep them warm." - Sean Paul

"So, with their usual sense of justice, ladies argue that because a woman is handsome, therefore she is a fool. O ladies, ladies! there are some of you who are neither handsome nor wise." - William Makepeace Thackeray

"Two fat ladies, 88! Not that you'd find these ladies at a bingo hall, of course... they're altogether a higher class of fat lady." - Steve Coogan

"Nate: "And," he said, "boys at twelve are' exactly slick with the ladies." Ruby: ""Slick with the ladies"?" I said. "Are you twelve?" - Sarah Dessen

"hurry up please its time Goonight Bill. Goonight Lou. Goonight May. Goonight. Ta ta. Goonight. Goonight. Good night, ladies, good night, sweet ladies, good night, good night." - T S Eliot

"In the theatre, a hero is one who believes that all women are ladies, a villain one who believes that all ladies are women." - George Jean Nathan

"It's old white ladies, old black ladies, old black men, who don't even listen. Everyone else, everyone who understands, likes Snoop Dogg. They like my music." - Snoop Dogg

"Nate: "And," he said, "boys at twelve aren't exactly slick with the ladies." Ruby: "'Slick with the ladies'?" I said. "Are you twelve?" - Sarah Dessen

"If there was no ladies, I wouldn't wanna be on the planet. Ladies, friends, and music - without those three, I wouldn't wanna be here." - B B King

"No real gentleman will tell the naked truth in the presence of ladies." - Mark Twain

"And you're wasted with your ladies. Yeah I'm the reason why you always getting faded." - Drake

"Good luck befriend thee, Son; for at thy birth The fairy ladies danced upon the hearth." - John Milton

"We talk often about choice. Well, ladies and gentlemen, it's time to choose." - Sandra Fluke

"Ladies and gentleman are permitted to have friends in the kennel, but not in the kitchen." - George Bernard Shaw

"I have defined Ladies as people who did not do things themselves." - Gwen Raverat

"Ladies, like variegated tulips, show 'Tis to their changes half their charms we owe." - Alexander Pope

"You can't do sweatpants... ladies, number one cause of divorce in America, sweatpants, no!" - Eva Mendes

"I think good-looking naked ladies turn on the majority of men." - Steve Albini

"Ladies, you have to be strong and independent, and remember, don't get mad, get everything." - Ivana Trump

"Ladies are like creeds; if you cannot speak well of them, say nothing." - Herman Melville

"Ladies, friends, and music - without those three, I wouldn't wanna be here" - B B King

"Ladies and gentlemen." He [Jabba] sighed. "Meet the kamikaze of computer invaders...the worm." - Dan Brown

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice." - Diane Arbus

"Ladies know what to guard against, because they read novels that tell them of these tricks..." - Thomas Hardy

"Your memory is your first and best weapon, ladies. Learn to use it." - Ally Carter

"Ladies and gentlemen are supposed to be looked after by others, like children and pets." - Mason Cooley

"Girls just want to have fun. Well, so do old ladies!" - Joan Rivers

"Little old ladies of both sexes. Why do I let them bother me?" - John O'Hara

"Smile, but not for long, Ladies and Gentlemen of the Patriarchy." - Nelly Kaplan

"I know ladies don't sweat, but something was running down my face in great rivulets." - Rhys Bowen

"The Big L was cold crazy, A top-notch crook snatchin pocket books from old ladies" - Big L

"Ladies, if you saw me jackin off in a ferrari would you be jealous?" - Lil B

"Old as I am, for ladies' love unfit, The power of beauty I remember yet." - John Dryden

"Ladies first." "Why is it men only say that when it's something horrible or dangerous?" - Kami Garcia

"Sigh no more ladies, sigh no more, men were deceivers ever" - William Shakespeare

"And ladies of the Hesperides, that seemed Fairer than feign'd of old." - John Milton

"But O ye lords of ladies intellectual, Inform us truly, have they not henpecked you all?" - Lord Byron

"It is the first that ever I heard breaking of ribs was sport for ladies." - William Shakespeare

"Ladies, like variegated tulips, show 'Tis to their changes half their charms we owe." - Alexander Pope

"The ladies - Heaven bless them! - are, as a general rule, coquettes from babyhood upwards." - William Makepeace Thackeray

"In this state she gallops, night by night, o'er ladies' lips, who straight on kisses dream." - William Shakespeare

"If thou wouldest please the ladies, thou must endeavor to make them pleased with themselves." - Thomas Fuller

"I'm assuming those are Daimons. (Susan) No, they"re Avon ladies. (Ravyn)" - Sherrilyn Kenyon

"The ladies-Heaven bless them!-are, as a general rule, coquettes from babyhood upwards." - William Makepeace Thackeray

"I'm assuming those are Daimons. (Susan) No, they're Avon ladies. (Ravyn)" - Sherrilyn Kenyon

"I wait on white ladies who walk right out the bedroom wearing nothing but they personality..." - Kathryn Stockett

"Ladies in bunches always filled me with vague apprehension and a firm desire to be elsewhere." - Harper Lee

"Kurt Cobain was, ladies and gentleman, I just-he was a worthless shred of human debris..." - Rush Limbaugh

"When My Love Comes Back from the Ladies' Room, Will I Be Too Old To Care?" - Lewis Grizzard

"I understand that most ladies tend to prefer lap dogs.... Perhaps I am an exception." - Emily Bronte

"Ladies and gentlemen, Otis Alexander Sudeikis has LEFT the building! (I'm the building)" - Olivia Wilde

"We sent out 3,000 Valentines to the ladies, asking them to be my voter." - Terry Dill

"I'm just like a giant candy cane, the ladies want to lick me all over." - Raven

"Just take what you need from the ladies and leave them." - Willie Nelson

"Loose ladies on the road will drive you crazy, every no, becomes a maybe." - Eric Clapton

"I'm as wicked as Hitler's first born, cause of me, lot of old ladies purses gone." - Big Pun

"Ladies love me, girls adore me I mean even the ones who never saw me" - Rob Base

"Ladies love a soppy lyric. There's a real winner in 'Carry You Home." - James Blunt

"The Grecian ladies counted their age from their marriage, not their birth." - Homer

"First ladies throughout our history have been expected to be adoring wives and perfect mothers ..." - Rosalynn Carter

"In the society of ladies, want of sense is not so unpardonable as want of manners." - Johann Kaspar Lavater

"At Wimbledon, the ladies are simply the candles on the cake." - John Newcombe

"When a culture of ladies arises, a culture of gentlemen will follow." - Jason Evert

"They decided the mummy would be unwrapped, for the titillation of the ladies, just after dinner." - Gail Carriger

"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. It's not like the sheep was underage." - Colin Mochrie

"Ladies and gentlemen, Ive suffered for my music ... now its your turn." - Neil Innes

"Not only did I get an A in music but I got an A in ladies" - R Kelly

"You're mugging old ladies every bit as much if you pinch their pension fund" - Ben Elton

"Ladies love a man with shirt off, so my shirt stays off" - Soulja Boy

"The tender breasts of ladies were not formed for political convulsion." - Thomas Jefferson

"Sometimes the ladies involved give too much of themselves, sometimes not enough." - Dusty Springfield

"I know ladies do' sweat, but something was running down my face in great rivulets." - Rhys Bowen

"Every club has three types: fans, parasites and people who work their bollocks off, even ladies." - Ken Bates

"I know many of my female friends do not like being referred to as "ladies."" - Steven Petrow

"Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the 2008 Canadian CEO of the year, Frank DAngelo." - Terence Corcoran

"Of the many rights of ladies, the best should be to be considered a mother." - Lin Yutang

"Three little maids who, all unwary, Come from a ladies' seminary." - W. S. Gilbert

"[Of John Birch Society members:] Little old ladies in tennis shoes." - Stanley Mosk

"Sigh no more, ladies, sigh no more, Men were deceivers ever." - William Shakespeare

"Old as I am, for ladies' love unfit, The power of beauty I remember yet." - John Dryden

"This earthly existence of ours is more brittle that the glass bangles that ladies wear." - Mahatma Gandhi

"It's weird the way "finger puppet" sounds okay as a noun... ladies." - Demetri Martin

"Old ladies in wheelchairs with blankets over their legs, I don't think so...retired mermaids." - Milton Jones



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