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"I wasn't a ladies' man." - Kapil Dev

"Ladies love a man with shirt off, so my shirt stays off" - Soulja Boy

"I was the ladies' man in school. I always had friends; people looked up to me." - Marques Houston

"Hold the door for an old man. Old ladies can take care of themselves; they've been doing it long enough." - Perry Brass

"Ladies & Gentelman, the man who tought William Kennedy Smith everything he knows about dating, Sweet Stan Lane!" - Jim Cornette

"You may marry the man of your dreams, ladies, but fourteen years later you're married to a couch that burps." - Roseanne Barr

"Ah, ladies and gentlemen, a man lives a sad life when he cannot take anything or anyone seriously." - Milan Kundera

"A clever, ugly man every now and then is successful with the ladies, but a handsome fool is irresistible." - William Makepeace Thacker

"A clever, ugly man every now and then is successful with the ladies, but a handsome fool is irresistible." - William Makepeace Thackeray

"I like clean ladies and nice ladies." - Lawrence Welk

"If you're a single man and you happen to be in this business, you're deemed a player. But I don't see myself as a ladies' man." - Bradley Cooper

"Smee! Raise the Ladies!" - Dave Barry

"I don't wanna be shaped like a girl. I love being shaped like a woman, and trust me ladies, your man won't mind either." - Miley Cyrus

"King old ladies assure us that cats are often the best judges of character. A cat will always to to a good man, they say." - Virginia Woolf

"My reputation as a ladies' man was a joke that caused me to laugh bitterly through the ten thousand nights I spent alone." - Leonard Cohen

"Ladies: If a man really wants to be with you, you WILL know it! If you have to question it, let it go!" - Tony Gaskins

"By dint of making sacrifices, a man grows interested in the person who exacts them. Great ladies, like courtesans, know this truth by instinct." - Honore De Balzac

"I'm of the glamorous ladies At whose beckoning history shook. But you are a man, and see only my pan, So I stay at home with a book." - Dorothy Parker

"Would that be justice, ladies? asked the just man. It would be success, Mr. Low, - which is a great deal the better thing of the two." - Anthony Trollope

"I read with some amusement my reputation as a ladies' man. My friends are amused by that, too, because they know my life." - Leonard Cohen

"Newt Gingrich wants to repeal child labor laws. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the man that we need to lead us into the 18th century." - David Letterman

"A man with charm is an entertaining thing, and a man with looks is, ofcourse, a sight to behold, but a man with honor - ah, he is the one, dear reader, to which young ladies should flock." - Julia Quinn

"Have you ever seen that guy who has the record for fattest man in the world? Bob Hughes, the fattest man in the world... 1400 pounds. Ladies and gentlemen, the man has let himself go." - Jerry Seinfeld

"The ladies love me and I love the ladies!" - Mickey Rourke

"All da ladies love Leo!!" - Rick Riordan

"Man, or at least criminal man, has lost all enterprise and originality. As to my own little practice, it seems to be degenerating into an agency for recovering lost lead pencils and giving advice to young ladies from boarding-schools." - Arthur Conan Doyle

"Ladies, if you're at the mall and you think your man is looking at other girls just remember: If your man is at the mall with you... he... loves you." - Christopher Titus

"I think sometimes in relationships, ladies like having a man who takes care of them, nurtures them. If you can't find it in a man your own age, you find it in somebody who is older." - Michael Douglas

"Marvin Gaye was the ultimate ladies' man and a big part of that was the way he dressed. If you're having trouble getting ladies, step your suit game up and see the difference. Walk into a bar in a tailored suit and I guarantee every girl will check you out." - Mayer Hawthorne

"Ladies and gentlemen, if some of the leading artists in a civilization see a man urinating in another man's mouth and see composition and lighting and do not see their civilization being pissed upon, we are in trouble." - Dennis Prager

"Narcissus turned and scowled at Leo. "Who are you?" "I'm the Super-sized McShizzle, man!" Leo said. "I'm Leo Valdez, bad boy supreme. And the ladies love a bad boy." - Rick Riordan

"Shabazz led chants of 'death to Israel,' 'the white man is the devil,' and 'Jihad.' He also said, 'Kill every goddamn Zionist in Israel! Goddamn little babies, goddamn old ladies! Blow up Zionist supermarkets!'" - Malik Zulu Shabazz

"Ladies ...any man that lusts after you will answer to God for his mental adultery...but you will answer to God if you provoked him by the manner in which you are dressed." - Albert Martin

"The average girl would rather have beauty than brains because she knows the average man can see much better than he can think- Ladies' Home JournalI'd rather have two girls at seventeen than one at thirty-four" - Fred Allen

"Narcissus turned and scowled at Leo. "Who are you?" "I'm the Super-sized McShizzle, man!" Leo said. "I'm Leo Valdez, bad boy supreme. And the ladies love a bad boy." - Rick Riordan

"Shabazz led chants of "death to Israel," "the white man is the devil," and "Jihad." He also said, "Kill every goddamn Zionist in Israel! Goddamn little babies, goddamn old ladies! Blow up Zionist supermarkets!"" - Malik Zulu Shabazz

"It would be mortifying to the feelings of many ladies, could they be made to understand how little the heart of man is affected by what is costly or new in their attire." - Jane Austen

"It would be mortifying to the feelings of many ladies, could they be made to understand how little the heart of a man is affected by what is costly or new in their attire." - Jane Austen

"I've noticed over my 22 years of living that, yes, women can be difficult, and I call myself a ladies' man, thinking I have them figured out. But as men, we will never understand women." - Bow Wow

"I brings the ruckus to the ladies." - Leon Black

"Oh, I know what the ladies like." - Sarge

"Sophia Loren plays peasants. I play ladies." - Gina Lollobrigida

"Good evening everybody, ladies, gentlemen... Felicity." - Jon Stewart

"Faint hearts never win fair ladies." - Proverbs

"Why can't ladies like nice guys?" - Jorma Taccone

"I was always interested in ladies' fashion." - John Caudwell

"Ladies and Gentleman, the Bronx is burning." - Howard Cosell

"New York ladies all look immaculate." - Zac Posen

"The ladies who try to keep their beauty are the ladies who lose it." - Logan Pearsall Smith

"Come, my coach. Good night, ladies, good night. Sweet ladies, good night, good night." - William Shakespeare

"Dressing up as decrepit old ladies, and even decrepit young ladies, was one of our staples." - Graham Chapman

"I have seen many ladies displaying different styles and different styles displaying ladies." - Navjot Singh Sidhu

"Sentences I never thought I would write. (1) That John Prescott certainly has a way with the ladies. (2) Give it to Steve McClaren, he seems like the man for the England job. (3) Peter Crouch is the man to replace Rooney." - Martin Samuel

"The man who feels like he's a woman trapped in a man's body, when he goes into the ladies room, it's the other women whose privacy it seems to me as being violated by having this man walk in... regardless of how he feels." - William Lane Craig

"I remember back when I was a kid there was a comic strip called Plastic Man. His body was elastic and he could make his extremities as long as he wanted. As a youngster I didn't fully appreciate. But I'm now thinking Plastic Man was probably pretty popular with the ladies." - Ben Affleck

"My father was a great example of a strong and good man and Christian man, and my mother taught all my six sisters how to be young ladies and mothers and how to take care of your family. And so I think they were - they still are - great examples for all of us to their kids and to the world, too." - Magic Johnson

"Man, false man, smiling, destructive man!" - Nathaniel Lee

"As children, women are encouraged to be "little ladies." Little ladies don't scream as vociferously as little boys, and they are chastised more severely for throwing tantrums or showing temper: "high spirits" are expected and therefore tolerated in little boys; docility and resignation are the corresponding traits expected of little girls. Now, we tend to excuse a show of temper by a man where we would not excuse an identical tirade from a woman: women are allowed to fuss and complain, but only a man can bellow in rage." - Robin Lakoff

"Ladies love outlaws, like babies love stray dogs. Ladies touch babies like a banker touches gold, outlaws touch ladies somewhere deep down in their soul." - Waylon Jennings

"Man alone can enslave man." - Simone Weil

"I know this is painful for the ladies to hear, but if you get married, you have accepted the headship of a man, your husband. Christ is the head of the household and the husband is the head of the wife, and that's the way it is, period." - Pat Robertson

"Ladies and gentlemen, let me tell you again what you are to presume. I am the judge. I am telling you that. Presume he is innocent. When you sit there, I want you to look and say to yourself, There sits an innocent man." - Scott Turow

"Ladies, we must remind ourselves that the weapon of the vote will be for us, just as it is for man, the only means of obtaining the reforms we desire. As long as we remain excluded from civic life, men will attend to their own interests rather than to our." - Hubertine Auclert

"No more cutting grams, and wrapping grands up in rubber-bands, I'm a recovered man, our plans ta discover other lands, suburban places got me seeking for an oasis, cristal by the cases, ladies of all races with dime faces, sex on the white sand beaches of Saint Thomas, though this ain't promised, I'm as determined as them old timers." - Eminem

"Did those nice church ladies come by again?" He nodded. "I asked them if a man died and then the woman remarried, and then the three of them met in heaven, would it be a sin for them to have a threesome, since they were all married in God's eye. And they decided they were late to be somewhere else." - Ilona Andrews

"Some ladies got the shower massager. Oh, man, you better buy her a diamond 'cause if she got a shower massager, she don't really need you anymore. That shower massager makes a woman shake like a car on bad gas going up a hill." - Jay Mohr

"Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the reason you're all here tonight, the new face of extreme, the man who defeated CM Punk in the middle of the ring at the Great American Bash, the greatest ECW champion of all time... John Morrison." - John Hennigan

"Though fortune scowl, though prudence interfere, One thing is certain: Love will triumph here! Lords of creation, whom your ladies rule,- The world's great masters, when you 're out of school,- Learn the brief moral of our evening's play Man has his will,-but woman has her way!" - Oliver Wendell Holmes

"What I'd like to have right now is for all you fat, out of shape, (insert city) sweathogs to keep the noise down while I take my robe off and show all the ladies what a real man is supposed to look like." - Rick Rude

"On landing at New York I caught the yellow fever. The kind man who commanded the ship that brought me from France took charge of me and placed me under the care of two Quaker ladies. To their skillful and untiring care I may safely say I owe my life." - John James Audubon

"When I was 15, I worked as a bag boy in a grocery store. I also needed to walk old ladies to their car and put their bags in the car, and they would give me two dollars. I felt like the richest man in the world." - Adam Devine

"When I first saw Drake, I thought I was never going to like him based on the person that I saw on T.V. He's just so full on, and he's got the ladies' man thing, which isn't necessarily something that would resonate with me." - James Vincent Mcmorrow

"I was not popular in school, and I was definitely not a ladies' man. And I had a very painful adolescence, because it was all very strange to me. It wasn't like I got beat up, but the humiliation and isolation, and the existential 'God, I exist, and nobody cares' of being a teenager were extremely pronounced for me." - Joss Whedon

"LL Cool J was a rapper-turned-actor, and I also relate to him because he was sort of a ladies' man and had a female fan base, but yet he's a positive dude. You never read about him getting into trouble or going to jail." - Bow Wow

"If you made a movie that no man in the world went near, but every woman in the world went to, you'd have the highest grossing movie of all time. You'd make trillions of dollars. But I don't want to make movies that are just for the ladies. I don't want to ghettoize any audience that way." - Paul Feig

"ladies are just those of us who have been silenced." - Jennifer Stone

"Ladies and gentlemen, Elvis has just left the building!" - Mike Lange

"A lion among ladies is a most dreadful thing." - William Shakespeare

"Kings and philosophers defecate, and so do ladies." - Michel De Montaigne

"Thank you, ladies and gentlemen, for your magnificent indifference." - Dizzy Gillespie

"Ladies Commit, There's A Wedding In It For You." - Aries Spears

"Ladies, whose bright eyes Rain influence, and judge the prize." - John Milton

"Ladies pick funny things to be proud of." - Harper Lee

"Now, now. Southern ladies do' French-kiss and tell." - Susan Elizabeth Phillips

"Ladies and gentlemen, the great number seven, Mickey Mantle." - Mel Allen

"I rap for listeners, blunt heads, fly ladies and prisoners" - Nas

"Book reviewers are little old ladies of both sexes." - John O'Hara

"The God's tropical...ladies call me 'Black Fruit Punch.'" - Ghostface Killah

"Priests, magistrates and ladies never quite take off their gowns." - Honore De Balzac

"Ladies with curly hair / Have time to spare." - Phyllis Mcginley

"Ladies love me I'm on my cool J" - Chris Brown

"Ladies and Gentlemen...we are floating in Space!" - Jostein Gaarder

"Wherever your joy is, go after it, ... pretty ladies." - Peter Max

"Ladies there is no neutral position for us to assume." - Gertrude Stein

"Ladies and Gentlemen, King of the Stupid Question: Todd Grisham!" - John Cena

"Ladies and Gentleman, I'm afraid I've got some BAD NEWS." - Wade Barrett

"Ladies and Gentlemen, Hillary Clinton is a crook." - Neal Boortz

"Now, now. Southern ladies don't French-kiss and tell." - Susan Elizabeth Phillips

"Ladies, apologies, but isn't 'vintage' just used stuff?" - Bob Saget

"You gotta keep changing. Shirts, old ladies, whatever." - Neil Young

"Don't say 'No,' say 'Gilbert,' ladies and gentlemen." - Greg Proops

"Clarifying your identity helps you just talk to ladies." - Jack Black

"I think I'm one of the very lucky ladies." - Julie Andrews

"Ladies, whose bright eyes Rain influence, and judge the prize." - John Milton

"Will Honeycomb calls these over-offended ladies the outrageously virtuous." - Richard Steele

"The ladies looked one another over with microscopic carelessness." - Arthur Baer

"Ghosts, like ladies, never speak till spoke to." - Richard Harris Barham

"Parvesh Cheena is a real treat for the ladies." - Parvesh Cheena

"I am no longer married, so ladies... there you go." - Tre Cool

"I never get involved with the ladies I work with." - Dirk Benedict

"I like all ladies of all different ages." - Louis C K

"I work with a lot of lovely ladies." - Brad Goreski

"Presidents often disappoint, but first ladies rarely do." - Kitty Kelley

"Ladies and gentlemen, communism didn't fall. It was pushed." - Jack Kemp

"But all ladies think they weigh too much." - Ogden Nash

"I wanted to dress cool, and get all the ladies." - John Singleton

"Ladies, just a little more virginity, if you don't mind." - Herbert Beerbohm Tree

"Will. Honeycomb calls these over-offended ladies the outrageously virtuous." - Richard Steele

"Keep a good table and attend to the ladies." - Napoleon Bonaparte

"Ladies be seated, the party has only begun." - Johnny Olson

"Ladies be seated, a laugh doesn't cost you a dime." - Johnny Olson

"Ladies be seated, and let's have a wonderful time!" - Johnny Olson

"Men sometimes have to leave their ladies alone, and ladies are not responsible for the bad manners of fools." - Charlaine Harris

"It's about ladies, as usual. I'm telling the ladies I got the right temperature to keep them warm." - Sean Paul

"... to say that the CIA and the KGB engage in similar practices is the equivalent of saying that the man who pushes an old lady into the path of a hurtling bus is not to be distinguished from the man who pushes an old lady out of the path of a hurtling bus: on the grounds that, after all, in both cases someone is pushing old ladies around." - William F Buckley Jr

"Man differs more from Man, than Man from Beast." - John Wilmot, 2nd Earl of Rochester

"The fate of man is man." - Bertolt Brecht

"The little man is still a man." - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

"In the early forties and fifties almost everybody "had about enough to live on," and young ladies dressed well on a hundred dollars a year. The daughters of the richest man in Boston were dressed with scrupulous plainness, and the wife and mother owned one brocade, which did service for several years. Display was considered vulgar. Now, alas! only Queen Victoria dares to go shabby." - M. E. W. Sherwood

"Look what thy soul holds dear, imagine it To lie that way thou goest, not whence thou com'st. Suppose the singing birds musicians, The grass whereon thou tread'st the presence strewed, The flowers fair ladies, and thy steps no more Than a delight measure or a dance; For gnarling sorrow hath less power to bite The man that mocks at it and sets it light." - William Shakespeare

"Ladies and gentlemen of the press, I stand before you a free man. Free in body, free in spiret and free in mind! It has been a long, hard and excruciatingingly painful road. For more than five years there has been one investigation after another and now, vindication. And to give the proper dimension I take the cherished words of the late great Dr Martin Luther King: Free at last...thank God Almighty, I'm free at last." - Don King

"You've got to be prepared for the names they are going to call you compared to your male peers... You will be a floozy and a slattern. He will be virile and a ladies' man. You will be a freakshow, a retching wretch, a sloppy drunk. He will be charismatic, vainglorious, a ferocious drunk and Dionysian. You will be indiscriminate and desperate. He will be generous, tortured and driven." - Courtney Love

"That's proof right there that men and women are on different levels because men can watch two women together and that's a turn-on. It doesn't work the same way for us, does it, ladies? No, uh-uh - it doesn't work the same. You ask any woman in here her sexual fantasy, and I will bet you a million dollars that it's NOT to go home and catch your man bent over with some big, burly guy standing behind him." - Wanda Sykes

"You"ve got to be prepared for the names they are going to call you compared to your male peers... You will be a floozy and a slattern. He will be virile and a ladies" man. You will be a freakshow, a retching wretch, a sloppy drunk. He will be charismatic, vainglorious, a ferocious drunk and Dionysian. You will be indiscriminate and desperate. He will be generous, tortured and driven." - Courtney Love

"A single woman should only marry a man she can follow: Ladies if you are single, be very, very careful who you date and marry. Don't just date a man who you can put up with, marry a man you can trust, you'll follow his leadership, you'll respect him, he's saved, he's godly. The last thing you want is some guy you don't trust, he's not wise, he doesn't do his homework, he's harsh, he's inconsiderate, he's immature, he's a boy, you're more his mother than you are his mate, Real danger...real danger..." - Mark Driscoll

"So, with their usual sense of justice, ladies argue that because a woman is handsome, therefore she is a fool. O ladies, ladies! there are some of you who are neither handsome nor wise." - William Makepeace Thackeray

"Two fat ladies, 88! Not that you'd find these ladies at a bingo hall, of course... they're altogether a higher class of fat lady." - Steve Coogan

"Nate: "And," he said, "boys at twelve are' exactly slick with the ladies." Ruby: ""Slick with the ladies"?" I said. "Are you twelve?" - Sarah Dessen

"hurry up please its time Goonight Bill. Goonight Lou. Goonight May. Goonight. Ta ta. Goonight. Goonight. Good night, ladies, good night, sweet ladies, good night, good night." - T S Eliot

"In the theatre, a hero is one who believes that all women are ladies, a villain one who believes that all ladies are women." - George Jean Nathan

"It's old white ladies, old black ladies, old black men, who don't even listen. Everyone else, everyone who understands, likes Snoop Dogg. They like my music." - Snoop Dogg

"Nate: "And," he said, "boys at twelve aren't exactly slick with the ladies." Ruby: "'Slick with the ladies'?" I said. "Are you twelve?" - Sarah Dessen

"If there was no ladies, I wouldn't wanna be on the planet. Ladies, friends, and music - without those three, I wouldn't wanna be here." - B B King

"Man plans. God laughs." - Harlan Coben

"Man proposes, God disposes." - Plautus

"See The Confidence-Man" - Herman Melville

"Welcome to Suckersville, man." - Matt Groening

"Western man is schizophrenic." - J B Priestley

"Poor man. Poor mankind." - William Faulkner

"No real gentleman will tell the naked truth in the presence of ladies." - Mark Twain



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