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Ladies And Gentlemen Quotes


"Ladies and gentlemen, Elvis has just left the building!" - Mike Lange

"Thank you, ladies and gentlemen, for your magnificent indifference." - Dizzy Gillespie

"Ladies and gentlemen, the great number seven, Mickey Mantle." - Mel Allen

"Ladies and Gentlemen...we are floating in Space!" - Jostein Gaarder

"Ladies and Gentlemen, King of the Stupid Question: Todd Grisham!" - John Cena

"Ladies and Gentlemen, Hillary Clinton is a crook." - Neal Boortz

"Don't say 'No,' say 'Gilbert,' ladies and gentlemen." - Greg Proops

"Ladies and gentlemen, communism didn't fall. It was pushed." - Jack Kemp

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice." - Diane Arbus

"Ladies and gentlemen are supposed to be looked after by others, like children and pets." - Mason Cooley

"My father could swear in Gaelic and English, by the way, ladies and gentlemen." - Denis Leary

"We talk often about choice. Well, ladies and gentlemen, it's time to choose." - Sandra Fluke

"Ladies and gentlemen." He [Jabba] sighed. "Meet the kamikaze of computer invaders...the worm." - Dan Brown

"Smile, but not for long, Ladies and Gentlemen of the Patriarchy." - Nelly Kaplan

"Ladies and gentlemen, Otis Alexander Sudeikis has LEFT the building! (I'm the building)" - Olivia Wilde

"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. It's not like the sheep was underage." - Colin Mochrie

"Ladies and gentlemen, Ive suffered for my music ... now its your turn." - Neil Innes

"Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the 2008 Canadian CEO of the year, Frank DAngelo." - Terence Corcoran

"First of all, ladies and gentlemen, you must forget that you are singers." - Claude Debussy

"Ladies and gentlemen, god bless America - land of the free, home of the brave." - Dave Grohl

"Good evening everybody, ladies, gentlemen... Felicity." - Jon Stewart

"Ladies and gentlemen, my mother thanks you, my father thanks you, my sister thanks you, and I thank you!" - George M Cohan

"A lot of people are curious why I'm a lesbian. Ladies and gentlemen, the cast of Entourage!" - Jane Lynch

"Ladies and gentlemen....." His voice is quiet, but mine rings through the room. "Let the Seventy-sixth Hunger Games begin!" - Suzanne Collins

"Ladies and gentlemen, please don't associate me with any of this. This is not jazz. These are sick people." - Charles Mingus

"Ah, ladies and gentlemen, a man lives a sad life when he cannot take anything or anyone seriously." - Milan Kundera

"Ladies and gentlemen, I take office at a time in which the world is living in extreme contradictions." - Gustav Heinemann

"America, ladies and gentlemen, has done more for me financially than Britain ever has, or ever could have done." - Felix Dennis

"Ladies and gentlemen: There can be no greater investment in Alabama's future than an investment in education." - Bob Riley

"I sat through Ladies and Gentlemen, the Rolling Stones like three times at the Skyway when it came out." - Paul Westerberg

"Most of our ancestors were not perfect ladies and gentlemen. The majority of them weren't even mammals." - Robert Anton Wilson

"It is perfectly right for a gentleman to say "ladies and gentlemen," but a lady should say, "gentlemen and ladies." You mention your friend's name before you do your own. I always feel like rebuking any woman who says, "ladies and gentlemen." It is a lack of good manners." - Susan B Anthony

"I'd like to name my kid a whole phrase. You know, something like Ladies and Gentlemen. That'll be a cool name for a kid. This is my son, Ladies and Gentlemen! Then, when he gets out of hand, I get to go, Ladies and Gentlemen, please!" - Louis C K

"I'd like to name my kid a whole phrase. You know, something like Ladies and Gentlemen. That'll be a cool name for a kid. This is my son, Ladies and Gentlemen! Then, when he gets out of hand, I get to go, Ladies and Gentlemen, please!" - Louis CK

"And now, ladies and gentlemen, I present the famous escape artists, Krafty Kralefsky and his partner, Slithery Stephanides. Dear God, said Larry, who thought of those names?" - Gerald Durrell

"Kim Jong Il made his staff call him "dear" and spent the day drinking cognac. It's like I have a twin, ladies and gentlemen." - David Letterman

"...and Britain was saved, because of a national day of prayer. Ladies and gentlemen, we desperately need our own Miracle of Dunkirk today." - James Dobson

"I believe I have voted for both Democrats and Republicans. Am I either one? Absolutely not. Ladies and gentlemen, I am an American." - David Letterman

"Ladies and gentlemen, I don't know whether you fully understand that I have just been shot, but it takes more than that to kill a Bull Moose." - Theodore Roosevelt

"Ladies and gentlemen, a picture is not worth a thousand words. We found some pictures that are worth 500 billion words." - Erez Lieberman Aiden

"The Indian gods are imposing, the Greek gods are not. Indeed they are not brave, not self-controlled, they have no manners, they are not gentlemen and ladies." - Gerard Manley Hopkins

"Unusual commencement advice: Ladies and gentlemen of the class of '97: Wear sunscreen. If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it." - Mary Schmich

"You know ladies and gentlemen, a long time ago , there were lots of people, but that was a long time ago" - Dana Carvey

"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, exhibit number one is what the seraphs, the misinformed, simple, noble-winged seraphs, envied. Look at this tangle of thorns." - Vladimir Nabokov

"Moammar Gadhafi was found hiding in a storm sewer with a gold-plated gun. That's me in retirement, ladies and gentlemen." - David Letterman

"Ladies and gentlemen, after what I've been through, I am happy just to be wearing clothes that open in the front." - David Letterman

"Ladies and gentlemen, you can't please everyone. Take my girlfriend - I think she's the most remarkable woman in the world. . . . That's me . . . But to my wife . . ." - Jackie Mason

"I've always known I'd be a bank robber. So judge all you want, ladies and gentlemen. Because you never did become an astronaut." - Joey Comeau

"Ladies and gentlemen, Im going to prove to you not only that Freddy Quimby is guilty, but that he is also innocent of not being guilty" - Lionel

"Ladies and gentlemen, these are not assertions. These are facts, corroborated by many sources, some of them sources of the intelligence services of other countries." - Colin Powell

"Letterman: Oh, stop it! Will you stop? Ladies and gentlemen, turn down your volume. Turn down the volume immediately! She can't be stopped! There's something wrong with her!" - Madonna Ciccone

"Do you blame me, ladies and gentlemen, for being reluctant to deliver to them the message that is traditional on commencement day?" - Mario Cuomo

"Newt Gingrich wants to repeal child labor laws. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the man that we need to lead us into the 18th century." - David Letterman

"I know these jokes aren't great, ladies and gentlemen, see this is the problem you run into when you're between impeachments." - David Letterman

"The truth does not require a majority to prevail, ladies and gentlemen. The truth is its own power. The truth will out. Never forget that." - Rush Limbaugh

"In society it is etiquette for ladies to have the best chairs and get handed things. In the home the reverse is the case. This is why ladies are more sociable than gentlemen." - Virginia Graham

"I like clean ladies and nice ladies." - Lawrence Welk

"When a culture of ladies arises, a culture of gentlemen will follow." - Jason Evert

"Ladies and gentlemen, if some of the leading artists in a civilization see a man urinating in another man's mouth and see composition and lighting and do not see their civilization being pissed upon, we are in trouble." - Dennis Prager

"I know that you, ladies and gentlemen, have a philosophy, each and all of you, and that the most interesting and important thing about you is the way in which it determines the perspective in your several worlds." - William James

"Herman Cain told a group of Occupy Wall Street protesters to go home, get a job, and get a life. That's the Republican version of hope and change, ladies and gentlemen." - Jay Leno

"Today we are engaged in a final, all-out battle between communistic atheism and Christianity. The modern champions of communism have selected this as the time, and ladies and gentlemen, the chips are down - they are truly down." - Joseph McCarthy

"Femininity and masculinity are social constructs. Female and male are biological. We don't have to learn to be men or women but we do have to learn to be ladies and gentlemen." - Rita Mae Brown

"Do you know what the primary infrastructure of the United States actually is, ladies and gentlemen? It's freedom - freedom and liberty - and that infrastructure certainly does need some rebuilding." - Rush Limbaugh

"Mitt Romney and I know the difference between protecting a program, and raiding it. Ladies and gentlemen, our nation needs this debate. We want this debate. We will win this debate." - Paul Ryan

"That is the stimulus of nature; it is never, never old, and always developing. Even the scarred, wrinkled earth herself is a mere infant among the old ladies and gentlemen that tread foot-paths in the sky ..." - Mabel Osgood Wright

"First of all, I'm not pretty. I'm not a world class beauty, ladies and gentlemen. I'm just a guy. I was slow going and stuff like that. I was just never that brand of news." - Halle Berry

"Happily there exists more than one kind of beauty. There is the beauty of infancy, the beauty of youth; the beauty of maturity, and, believe me, ladies and gentlemen, the beauty of age." - George Augustus Henry Sala

"So far China has won the most gold medals, ladies and gentlemen. The Chinese athletes can't wait to get home and show the medals off to the kids who made them." - Conan O'Brien

"Ladies and Gentlemen this fellow combines the classic stylings of a 1950's robot with the dynamic flair of a 1970's street pimp....that's right, boys and girls every where, your friend Pimpbot 5000!" - Conan O'Brien

"Happily there exists more than one kind of beauty. There is the beauty of infancy, the beauty of youth, the beauty of maturity, and, believe me, ladies and gentlemen, the beauty of age." - George Augustus Henry Sala

"The ladies here probably exchanged looks which meant, 'Men never know when things are dirty or not;' and the gentlemen perhaps thought each to himself, 'Women will have their little nonsense and needless cares." - Jane Austen

"Come with me, ladies and gentlemen who are in any wise weary of London: come with me: and those that tire at all of the world we know: for we have new worlds here." - Lord Dunsany

"The tannoy is crackling but I can only hear heavy breathing and snuffling. ... Uh-oh, the tannoy is crackling again. "Sorry about that, ladies and gentlemen, I momentarily lost hold of my pie." - Louise Rennison

"First, I thought we'd already established that I am not a gentleman. That ship sailed long ago. And second, you'd be surprised what gentlemen do...and what ladies enjoy." ~Lord Bourne" - Sarah Maclean

"We have been proud and thought we were better than any other race, any other people. Ladies and gentlemen, we are going to stumble into hell because of our pride." - Billy Graham

"Time flies, though, huh? But I feel young. And do you know how I stay feeling young, ladies and gentlemen? I'll share my secret with you: I live in a senior citizen retirement community." - Carol Leifer

"Ladies and gentlemen, on the occasion of my election I received many letters from people representing all segments of the population and all professions, especially from the younger generation, linking my inauguration with great - far too great - expectations." - Gustav Heinemann

"Ladies and gentlemen, even my own staff challenges me. When I issue edicts, commands, orders, ideas, you would think that there would be overwhelming blanket acquiescence, approval, and support." - Rush Limbaugh

"How about those Olympics, ladies and gentlemen. Didn't London look like the place to be? New York City was in the running for this Olympics. But here's what happened. We got outbribed." - David Letterman

"Ladies and gentlemen, well may we say 'God Save the Queen', because nothing will save the Governor-General. The proclamation you have just heard was countersigned Malcolm Fraser, who will go down in history as Kerr's cur." - Gough Whitlam

"Excepting a religious ceremonial, there is no occasion where greater dignity of manner is required of ladies and gentlemen both, than in occupying a box at the opera. For a gentleman especially no other etiquette is so exacting." - Emily Post

"Have you ever seen that guy who has the record for fattest man in the world? Bob Hughes, the fattest man in the world... 1400 pounds. Ladies and gentlemen, the man has let himself go." - Jerry Seinfeld

"Ladies and gentlemen, I have a grave announcement to make. Incredible as it may seem, strange beings who landed in New Jersey tonight are the vanguard of an invading army from Mars." - Orson Welles

"Ladies and gentlemen: War may sometimes be a necessary evil. But no matter how necessary, it is always an evil, never a good. We will not learn how to live together in peace by killing each other's children." - Jimmy Carter

"Terrorism, ladies and gentlemen, in my eyes I have a very, very, very simple explanation. Gangs of criminals, killers, used unfortunately by certain governments in the past for political purposes, who are on their own now as gangs." - Hamid Karzai

"On 'MADtv,' I discovered I could do Billy Crystal. 'Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the 68th Annual Academy Awards!' Surprisingly, there's more call for that one than you'd think." - Phil Lamarr

"Ladies and gentlemen, I wish I had better news for you but we are facing a storm that most of us have feared. This is a threat that we've never faced before." - Ray Nagin

"As a matter of fact, if you do not take into account, as Congressman Ross just stated, the Social Security surplus, our fiscal deficit, ladies and gentlemen, is over $700 billion today." - Jim Costa

"Captain Fisher, the commander, with a party of young ladies from the city and gentlemen belonging to his ship, came one day to pay me a visit in the midst of a deluge of rain." - Joshua Slocum

"Obama had the audacity to say, 'I have unequivocally prohibited the use of torture by the United States.' Ladies and gentlemen, torture in the United States has always been illegal." - Rush Limbaugh

"But we live in an age, ladies and gentlemen, where we are keeping morons alive in our gene pools by putting warnings on items that should not require warnings. The hotel I am staying in has a hair dryer, on the cord of the hair dryer there is a warning and this is what it says: "Warning! Do not use in shower!" Ladies and gentlemen if you have a friend who wants to use their hair dryer in the shower, you let them." - Wil Anderson

"Mixed dinner parties of ladies and gentlemenare very rare, which is a great defect in the society; not only as depriving themof the most social and hospitable manner of meeting, but as leading to frequent dinner parties of gentlemen without ladies, which certainly does not conduce to refinement." - Frances Trollope

"to be sure, marriage is all in all with the ladies; but with us gentlemen it's quite another thing!" - Fanny Burney

"I have had a few gentlemen let me know they find my manly beardiness somewhat alluring. Never any ladies though." - Patrick Rothfuss

"The ladies love me and I love the ladies!" - Mickey Rourke

"Lord Nicholas St. John was their only hope, and she had been on the roof when he arrived, for heaven's sake. Ladies did not go traipsing about on rooftops. And certainly gentlemen did not frequent the homes of those ladies who did traipse about on roortops. It did not matter if the rooftop in question was in dire need of repair. Or that the lady in question had no choice." - Sarah Maclean

"These, Gentlemen, are the opinions upon which I base my facts." - Winston Churchill

"Let us learn to dream, gentlemen; then we shall perhaps find the truth." - August Kekule

"The theater has never been any good since the actors became gentlemen." - W H Auden

"This is not about Republican or Democrat. It is about our children, it's about our families, it is about our country, and frankly, ladies and gentlemen, it is about the world. We've got to leave here and march, and make sure Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan are president and vice president of the United States." - John Kasich

"It's hard to do it because you gotta look people in the eye and tell 'em they're irresponsible and lazy. And who's gonna wanna do that? Because that's what poverty is, ladies and gentlemen. In this country, you can succeed if you get educated and work hard. Period. Period." - Bill Oreilly

"It's hard to do it because you gotta look people in the eye and tell 'em they're irresponsible and lazy. And who's gonna wanna do that? Because that's what poverty is, ladies and gentlemen. In this country, you can succeed if you get educated and work hard. Period. Period." - Bill O'Reilly

"Only philosophers embark on this perilous expedition to the outermost reaches of language and existence. Some of them fall off, but others cling on desperately and yell at the people nestling deep in the snug softness, stuffing themselves with delicious food and drink. 'Ladies and Gentlemen,' they yell, 'we are floating in space!' But none of the people down there care" - Jostein Gaarder

"When I was a child and they burned me out of my home, I was frightened and I ran away. Eventually I ran far away. It was to a place called France. Many of you have been there, and many have not. But I must tell you, ladies and gentlemen, in that country I never feared. It was like a fairyland place." - Josephine Baker

"My neighbors tell me of their adventures with famous gentlemen and ladies, what notabilities they met at the dinner-table; but I am no more interested in such things than in the contents of the Daily Times. The interest and the conversation are about costume and manners chiefly; but a goose is a goose still, dress it as you will." - Henry David Thoreau

"Most of the ladies and gentlemen who mourn the passing of the nation's leaders wouldn't know a leader if they saw one. If they had the bad luck to come across a leader, they would find out that he might demand something from them, and this impertinence would put an abrupt and indignant end to their wish for his return." - Lewis H Lapham

"When you call us, ladies and gentlemen, just so you know, we do have your phone number, and if you say anything untoward, obscene, or anything like that, Fox security will then contact your local authorities, and you will be held accountable." - Bill O'Reilly

"It is not quite true that there are no good letters written in America: among my own circle of correspondents there, there are ladies and gentlemen whose letters would stand a comparison with any for frankness, grace, and epistolary beauty of every kind. But I am not aware of any medium between this excellence and the boarding-school insignificance which characterizes the rest." - Harriet Martineau

"Most men would feel shame if caught preparing with their own hands precisely such a dinner, whether of animal or vegetable food, as is every day prepared for them by others. Yet till this is otherwise we are not civilized, and, if gentlemen and ladies, are not true men and women. This certainly suggests what change is to be made." - Henry David Thoreau

"I wanna tell you, ladies and gentlemen, that there's not enough troops in the army to force the Southern people to break down segregation and admit the nigra race into our theaters, into our swimming pools, into our homes, and into our churches." - Strom Thurmond

"You have to see the stories [The New York Times] have written, it's one after another, after another, and facts mean nothing, third-rate journalism. The great editors of the past from the New York Times and others, ladies and gentlemen, are spinning in their grave." - Donald Trump

"Ladies and gentlemen, the Reagan tax cuts turned the deepest recession since the Great Depression into the largest 20-year economic boom in American history. The Reagan tax cuts of 1981 and '86. And the same thing can happen here again. Democrats just cannot let it." - Rush Limbaugh

"He expressed the opinion that the world was in a deplorable state. I said, 'Don't talk rot, old Tom Travers.' 'I am not accustomed to talk rot,' he said. 'Then, for a beginner,' I said, 'you do it dashed well.' And I think you will admit, boys and ladies and gentlemen, that that was telling him." - P G Wodehouse

"I've been on planes flying through thunder storms when the pilot says, 'ladies and gentlemen, we tried to fly around it but we can't so it's going to be rough'.And when a pilot says it's going to be bad, it's going to be rough. And you say to youself, boy, I could have got the train." - Muhammad Ali

"I requested the gentlemen to put on their hats, and the ladies their shawls, to avoid catching cold, and then had the windows widely opened. This proceeding caused some astonishment and alarm at first; for the Americans generally have a dread of cold air." - George Combe

"Now how about this, ladies and gentlemen? The Governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin, has announced she is stepping down. She will no longer be the Governor of Alaska. First thing, she woke up and went out on her porch and waved goodbye to Russia." - David Letterman

"Ladies and gentlemen, it is with great sadness that I announce that I will resign as Australia's Minister for Foreign Affairs. I am sad because I love this job. I'm totally dedicated to the work that we are doing in Australia's name around the world, and I believe that we have achieved many good results for Australia, and I'm proud of them." - Kevin Rudd

"I think it's wrong, ladies and gentlemen, for anybody to to be terrorized out of investigating anything. You have the right to read any book. You have the right to hear any speaker and that includes the vile communist that I'd just as soon gas - but you ought to hear him before we gas him." - George Lincoln Rockwell

"Ladies and gentlemen, let me tell you again what you are to presume. I am the judge. I am telling you that. Presume he is innocent. When you sit there, I want you to look and say to yourself, There sits an innocent man." - Scott Turow

"Indifference to all the actions and passions of mankind was not supposed to be such a distinguished quality at that time, I think. I have known it very fashionable indeed. I have seen it displayed with such success that I have encountered some fine ladies and gentlemen who might as well have been born caterpillars." - Charles Dickens

"[T]hese people have shown a remarkable ability, ladies and gentlemen, to cross borders, boundaries - they get anywhere they want to go. They can do it without water for a long time. They don't get apprehended, and they will do things other people won't do. So, our money, early money, is on the Hispanics." - Rush Limbaugh

"Ladies and gentlemen, the economic disaster, the tailspin, the destruction of the greatest economic engine in the history of the world, these policies of Barack Obama's, which have led us to this point, are precisely why I fearlessly said and still say, I hope he fails." - Rush Limbaugh

"Ladies and Gentlemen, if you have a friend who says he does not believe in conspiracy, look him straight in the eye and tell them that they are ignorant. 'I love you brother, I love you sister, but you are stupid." - Texe W Marrs

"The reason that this is even a subject is because Hillary Clinton has made it one. She's the one focusing on her appearance, her personality, and all these sorts of things. If she's going to do that, I, ladies and gentlemen, am going to ask the question." - Rush Limbaugh

"The woman who wrote the movie [Ladies And Gentlemen, The Fabulous Stains], her name is Nancy Dowd. She's a wonderful writer. She wrote Coming Home. And when I read the script, at that time, I thought, "This movie is going to do for girls what Breaking Away did for boys." I thought it was going to be huge. It was a great script." - Brent Spiner

"There isn't a Democrat in politics alive who does not know what the Obama presidency has meant for the Democrat Party around the country. They've lost 1,500 seats. The Democrats only have five states, ladies and gentlemen, where they control the governorship and the state legislature, only five!" - Rush Limbaugh

"Ladies and gentlemen, every path leads somewhere. That is what a path is all about. The path of segregation leads to lynching every time. The path of antisemitism leads to Auschwitz every time. The path of the cults leads to Jonestown and we watch it at our peril." - Maurice Davis

"Many people have traveled all their lives and yet do not know how to behave themselves when on the road... Ladies and gentlemen should guard against traveling by rail while in a beastly state of intoxication... the morning is a good time to find out how many people have succeeded in getting on the passenger train, who ought to be in the stock car." - Edgar Wilson Nye

"I would just like to say something, ladies and gentlemen. Something that I think is very important. It is that, you, we - we own this country. We - we own it. It is not you owning it, and not politicians owning it. Politicians are employees of ours." - Clint Eastwood

"I would like to say, ladies and gentlemen, that you shouldn't be afraid of who you are. That's the first key idea. You shouldn't be afraid of who you are. You should NOT be afraid of who you are. It's very important for you to realize that." - Chogyam Trungpa

"I intend to make America strong again. I'm going to be the champion of the middle class, where I came from. If you make me your president, our best days are ahead. I'm ready to be commander-in-chief, ladies and gentlemen, on day one. I intend to win a war that we cannot afford to lose." - Lindsey Graham

"We can understand that people, seeing this anti-charter slander by certain media, end up thinking 'Oh God, am I right to support the charter? Am I a good person?' Well, yes, you are a good person, ladies and gentlemen, you're part of the majority of people who want a charter." - Bernard Drainville

"Ladies and gentlemen, I stand before you tonight in my ... chiffon evening gown, my face softly made up, my fair hair gently waved, the Iron Lady of the Western world. Me? A Cold War warrior? ... Well, yes - if that is how they wish to interpret my defense of values of freedoms fundamental to our way of life." - Margaret Thatcher

"We can understand that people, seeing this anti-charter slander by certain media, end up thinking "Oh God, am I right to support the charter? Am I a good person?" Well, yes, you are a good person, ladies and gentlemen, you're part of the majority of people who want a charter." - Bernard Drainville

"Ladies and gentlemen, I stand before you tonight in my ... chiffon evening gown, my face softly made up, my fair hair gently waved, the Iron Lady of the Western world. Me? A Cold War warrior? ... Well, yes - if that is how they wish to interpret my defense of values of freedoms fundamental to our way of life." - Margaret Thatcher

"Actually, I had a really nice part in that movie [Ladies And Gentlemen, The Fabulous Stains]. I mean, I have, like, one second in the final-cut version, where I say "You're fired" to Diane Lane. That's about all you see of me." - Brent Spiner

"Ladies and gentlemen of the class of '97: Wear sunscreen. If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it. The longterm benefits of sunscreen have been proved by scientists, whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my own meandering experience. I will dispense this advice now.... But trust me on the sunscreen." - Mary Schmich

"Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the reason you're all here tonight, the new face of extreme, the man who defeated CM Punk in the middle of the ring at the Great American Bash, the greatest ECW champion of all time... John Morrison." - John Hennigan

"This highway leads to the shadowy tip of reality: you're on a through route to the land of the different, the bizarre, the unexplainable...Go as far as you like on this road. Its limits are only those of mind itself. Ladies and Gentlemen, you're entering the wondrous dimension of imagination. . . Next stop The Twilight Zone." - Rod Serling

"I want to tell you ladies and gentlemen, the actions that we took were not always easy. The actions that we took were not always popular. But when you get yourself in public office, you must lead, you must do what's necessary." - John Kasich

"You think that somehow they didn't come after me to get rid of me because my vote is the deciding vote in the health care bill? Then, ladies and gentlemen, you live today in a world that is so innocent as to not understand what's going on in Washington, D.C." - Eric Massa

"Ladies. Gentlemen. You have eaten well. You've eaten Gotham's wealth. Its spirit. Your feast is nearly over. From this moment on...none of you are safe." - Frank Miller

"Gentlemen are not supposed to tell the truth about their sex lives, nor are ladies, for that matter. Of course Clinton lied - as would anybody in his position." - Gore Vidal

"Ladies und Gentlemen-comment ca va? Do you feel good?... I am your host... Wilkommen! Bienvenue! Welcome! Im Cabaret! Au Cabaret! To Cabaret!" - Fred Ebb

"If I have an antipathy for any class of people, it is for fine ladies. I almost match my Husband's detestation of partridge-shooting gentlemen." - Jane Welsh Carlyle

"Ladies and Gentleman, the Bronx is burning." - Howard Cosell

"No real gentleman will tell the naked truth in the presence of ladies." - Mark Twain

"There were gentlemen and there were seamen in the navy of Charles II. But the seamen were not gentlemen, and the gentlemen were not seamen." - Thomas B. Macaulay

"There were gentlemen and there were seamen in the navy of Charles the Second. But the seamen were not gentlemen; and the gentlemen were not seamen." - Thomas B. Macaulay



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