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"I'm an ass-kicking fat kid." - Jack Osbourne

"Love is more powerful than kicking ass." - Jet Li

"Women have been kicking ass for centuries." - Yancy Butler

"Sexual intercourse is kicking death in the ass while singing." - Charles Bukowski

"People just kind of associate me with kicking some ass." - Yancy Butler

"I'm about to enter a national ass-kicking contest. With no legs. And a massive ass." - Julia Louis-Dreyfus

"I'm about to enter a national ass-kicking contest. With no legs. And a massive ass." - Julia Louis-Dreyfus

"Busy as a one legged man in an ass kicking contest." - Stephen King

""What was that technique you were using on those bastards?" "An ancient form called kicking ass."" - Nora Roberts

"Words matter. Especially if you're kicking someone's ass in words with friends." - Bob Saget

"I like being involved in businesses where you are kicking ass." - Mark Cuban

"It hurt like the worst ass-kicking he'd ever gotten. And he'd gotten plenty." - John Green

"My name is Reggie. I'm about kicking ass, I'm about taking names, and we're about making games." - Reggie Fils-Aime

"I fight, knock them out, have some sex and Monday I'm back to hitting bags and kicking ass." - Adrien Broner

"I'd rather play an ass-kicking destroyer or a super strong spy or agent than some meek, vulnerable character." - Tricia Helfer

"Fighting is art and there is nothing more beautiful than the painted canvas of just totally kicking someone's ass." - Frank Shamrock

"I'm kicking new flava in ya ear!" - Craig Mack

"writing = ass + chair" - Oliver Stone

"Every day is a brand-new, completely crazy fantasy-adventure, where I'm either kicking ass or kicking balls. It's all part of the job. All of that is really fun for everyone. It plays like a comic book superhero." - Gabriel Luna

"Cracker-ass? Are you calling me cracker-ass, nigga?!" - Michael Richards

"Without numerical fluency, in the part of life most of us inhibit, you are like a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest." - Charlie Munger

"The moment the door opened I knew an ass-kicking was inevitable. Whether I'd be giving it or receiving it was still a bit of a mystery." - Rachel Vincent

"You see, I have a policy about honesty and ass-kicking, which is, if you ask for it, then I have to let you have it." - Taylor Mali

"As an artist, that's our job - to be with you in times of celebration and when the world is kicking your ass." - Killer Mike

"I'm not in a recession. I'm doing very, very well. I'm doing incredibly well. I just want to be honest. I really am kicking ass." - Jim Carrey

"I collaborate a little bit with different aspects of my own mind. I kick my own ass instead of kicking other people's asses." - Bradford Cox

"Kemo Sabe, kiss my ass." - Lyle Lovett

"There's no 'dumb-ass' vaccine." - Jimmy Buffett

"I don't like kicking the ball a lot." - Jonny Wilkinson

"You could smell my ass from mars." - Joe Rogan

"All women are NATURALLY, bad ass!" - Alicia Keys

"Methought I was enamour'd of an ass." - William Shakespeare

"Cyclists are a pain in the ass." - Rob Ford

"Just relax and breathe through your ass." - Lewis Black

"Now, get out there and kick ass!" - Stella Mccartney

"You can't spell bass without ass" - Zacky Vengeance

"This little bathtub smells like ass." - Ze Frank

"A mere scholar, a mere ass." - Robert Burton

"You tell Anderson Silva that I'm coming over and I'm kicking down his backdoor and patting his little lady on the ass and I'm telling her to make me a steak, medium-rare just how I like it." - Chael Sonnen

"I'm always excited to carry more and more weight and responsibility within a story. It's all about putting my time in and showing people that I'm good and responsible and, hopefully, kicking ass in every frame." - Kevin Durand

"I loved Jen Garner in Alias. I think there are similarities, but we're definitely a very different show [Nikita]. I think it's cool to have women who are strong, kicking some ass." - Lyndsy Fonseca

"I would sooner die of a taipan bite then tell my dad that I got bitten by a taipan. Because my nose would bleed from his kicking my ass." - Steve Irwin

"Cancer has been unfortunately in my life. My mom's best friend is kicking ass in her battle with breast cancer. Both of my grandmas had cancer. I recently lost a friend to cancer." - Marla Sokoloff

"Surely the ass who invented the first religion ought to be the first ass damned" - Mark Twain

"Sometimes it seems like this is the choice - either kick ass or kiss ass." - James Caan

"An ass is beautiful to an ass, and a pig is beautiful to a pig." - John Ray

"I do know dumb-ass questions when I see dumb-ass questions." - Orrin Hatch

"He's good at that, David Beckham - he's good at kicking the ball" - Jimmy Armfield

"Even though I dislike being kicked by others, I do enjoy the feeling of kicking others" - Yana Toboso

"I always had the same style of play. I didn't really worry about people kicking me." - Lionel Messi

"That's what I like about you, senator, you're kicking it old-school." - Russ Feingold

"You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest." - Rowan Atkinson

"Dear disgruntled artists: the key to success isn't kicking down the door; it's building your own." - Brian Celio

"I'm Bam Margera. And I feel like kicking my dad's butt all day today." - Bam Margera

"There's something about a Gucci loafer kicking on a fuzz pedal." - Alex Turner

"Having a baby dragged me, kicking and screaming, from the world of self-absorption." - Paul Reiser

"All successful revolutions are the kicking in of a rotten door." - John Kenneth Galbraith

"I've got five or six unpublished stories kicking around looking for somebody to buy them." - Larry Niven

"The biggest sin is sitting on your ass." - Florynce Kennedy

"Free your mind and your ass will follow" - George Clinton

"Potential is synonymous with getting your ass kicked." - Kevin Constantine

"Murder shoots, I give your ass good seats" - Lil Wayne

"If you fall on concrete, that's yo ass fault" - Kanye West

"Don't blow smoke up my ass. You'll ruin my autopsy" - William Parrish

"My ass may be dumb, but I ain't no dumbass." - Samuel L Jackson

"Girl, don't make me put my foot in your ass." - Samuel L Jackson

"The average schoolmaster is, and always must be, an ass." - H L Mencken

"The ass bears the load, but not the overload." - Miguel De Cervantes

"Is there anything so grave and serious as an ass?" - Michel De Montaigne

"God can use the jawbone of an ass!" - Winkie Pratney

"You dull ass will not mend his pace with beating." - William Shakespeare

"Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an ass." - Stephen Hawking

"You want mercy? Take your ass to church!" - Stone Cold Steve Austin

"Political cartoons are the ass-end of the artform" - Ivan Brunetti

"Assume' makes an 'ass' out of 'u' and 'me'." - Karen Marie Moning

"Please, I need you to save my ass." - Cate Blanchett

"I make an ass clap like tap shoes." - Driicky Graham

"She was superfly, Curtis may have feeled her ass" - GZA

"I have sinned against my brother the ass." - Francis Of Assisi

"Never trust nobody, your moms will set your ass up." - The Notorious Big

"Sometimes, for principle, your gonna have to kick some ass." - Jill Scott

"Sitting still is a pain in the ass." - Noah Levine

"I put on the boots and kicked some monster ass." - Jim Butcher

"Bite your teeth into the ass of life." - Ian Holm

"Kiss my ass and my anus'cause it's finally famous" - Nicki Minaj

"Art is a finger up the bourgeoisie ass." - Pablo Picasso

"Kiss my ass and my anus"cause it's finally famous" - Nicki Minaj

"I'll do a musical. An ass-kickin' musical!" - Dwayne Johnson

"Sebastian, en Espanol, is a bad ass name." - Lin-Manuel Miranda

"Silly ass. The land would be much more valuable today." - Princess Margaret, Countess of Snowdon

"Hay is more acceptable to an ass than gold." - Proverbs

"No wise man stands behind an ass when he kicks." - Terence

"I couldn't hit an elephant's ass with a bull fiddle." - Babe Zaharias

"Next thing you know you're out on your ass-hat." - Gina Barberi

"Kiss the ass of metal, you fucking Jerk-offs!" - George Fisher

"It is idle to play the lyre for an ass." - Jerome

"The Devil is an Ass! fool'd off! and beaten!" - Ben Jonson

"The Devil is an Ass, I do acknowledge it." - Ben Jonson

"Nothing is more humbling than getting your ass kicked." - Mike Tyson

"Sometimes I'm an ass, sometimes I'm sweet as peaches." - Milo Ventimiglia

"I couldn't hit an elephant's ass with a bull fiddle." - Babe Didrikson Zaharias

"I am ashamed the law is such an ass." - George Chapman

"America is all about speed. Hot, nasty, bad-ass speed." - Eleanor Roosevelt

"Why should I resent it when an ass kicks me?" - Socrates

"God, I've frozen my ass off painting snow scenes!" - Andrew Wyeth

"My ass contemplates those who talk behind my back." - Francis Picabia

"While you're saving your face, you're losing your ass." - Lyndon B Johnson

"It is idle to play the lyre for an ass." - St Jerome

"The Devil is an Ass , I do acknowledge it." - Ben Jonson

"At 50, a man can be an ass without being an optimist but not an optimist without being an ass" - Mark Twain

"I doubt very greatly, however, that you'll kick my ass. But me and my ass will enjoy your efforts." - Jessica Shirvington

"The Wright Amendment is a pain in the ass, but not every pain in the ass is a constitutional infringement." - Herb Kelleher

"There isn't anything good to say about Kick-Ass 2, the even more witless, mirthless follow-up to Kick-Ass." - Manohla Dargis

"To bear lightly the neck's yoke brings strength; but kicking against the goads is the way of failure." - Pindar

"By kicking its carbon addiction, America will increase its national wealth and generate millions of jobs that can't be outsourced." - Van Jones

"Kicking is very important in football. In fact, some of the more enthusiastic players even kick the ball, occasionally." - Alfred Hitchcock

"You are brave, kicking a chained prisoner. They must sing heroic ballads about you on winter nights!" (Alanna)" - Tamora Pierce

"Philosophy consists mostly of kicking up a lot of dust and then complaining that you can't see anything." - Gottfried Leibniz

"A mule will labor ten years willingly and patiently for you, for the privilege of kicking you once." - William Faulkner

"I live in L.A. and love L.A., and you couldn't drag me out of there kicking and screaming." - Kevin Connolly

"I would love to play a superhero. I wish I could be in 'The Avengers,' kicking butt." - Taraji P Henson

"You know, kicking people's butts with round-edged boots is good, but with pointy shoes, it's even better." - Pauline Marois

"On the night Test faced the Great One, this is what he'll see... twelve sharpshooters stinging, eleven eyebrows raising, ten spines a'bustin, nine noggins knocking, eight kicks a'kicking, seven punches punching, six suplexes smashing, five seconds of the people chanting The Rock's name... four Rock Bottoms, three People's Elbows, on your two buckteeth, and an ass-kicking all over New Orleans!" - Dwayne Johnson

"I love making people laugh and feel good, and that's awesome and special for me to be able to do that, but there really is nothing like kicking ass whether it's on a major scale, or whether it's in more of a dramatic fashion. Being physical and taking care of business the old-fashioned way is something that I love doing." - Dwayne Johnson

"Home is where your ass is and if you want to move you move your ass the first step is learning to change homes with someone else and have someone else's ass." - William S Burroughs

"Every November, during the certain holiday people love so much, people take a dead turkey, open up the dead turkey's ass, or carve out a really big hole in their ass, take some stuffing and shove it inside their dead empty ass, and use the little dead ass as an oven to bake some bread. Somebody else's dead empty bacteria-laden ass to make bread? Ass bread?! And people think vegans are weird? Because we eat tofu? And rice, and beans, and lentils?" - Gary Yourofsky

"Every November, during the certain holiday people love so much, people take a dead turkey, open up the dead turkey's ass, or carve out a really big hole in their ass, take some stuffing and shove it inside their dead empty ass, and use the little dead ass as an oven to bake some bread. Somebody else's dead empty bacteria-laden ass to make bread? Ass bread?! And people think vegans are weird? Because we eat tofu? And rice, and beans, and lentils?" - Gary Yourofsky

"Every November, during the certain holiday people love so much, people take a dead turkey, open up the dead turkey's ass, or carve out a really big hole in their ass, take some stuffing and shove it inside their dead empty ass, and use the little dead ass as an oven to bake some bread. Somebody else's dead empty bacteria-laden ass to make bread? Ass bread?! And people think vegans are weird? Because we eat tofu? And rice, and beans, and lentils?" - Gary Yourofsky

"The idea of let's all share the pain equally, or let's freeze salaries altogether - it's ass-backwards. It's absolutely ass-backwards." - Jack Welch

"I listen to a lot of different kind of music. A lot of weird-ass music, like weird-ass, old Portishead." - Mac Miller

"People think, 'Wow, you're an actress, so people must be really nice to you and kiss your ass.' NOBODY kisses my ass." - Alicia Silverstone

"But then fall comes, kicking summer out on its treacherous ass as it always does one day sometime after the midpoint of September, it stays awhile like an old friend that you have missed. It settles in the way an old friend will settle into your favorite chair and take out his pipe and light it and then fill the afternoon with stories of places he has been and things he has done since last he saw you." - Stephen King

"It would be fun," Skulduggery nodded. "I like kicking Wreath in the face. I haven't had a chance to do it nearly as much as I'd like." - Derek Landy

"Which brings us to the least sexy word in the English language, kids," Dad said, kicking back in his chair. "Inbreeding. Avoid it." - Sarah Rees Brennan

"I asked you to pack your headgear and shoulder pads, but more importantly your defense and your kicking game, because that's what wins game like this." - Lou Holtz

"I'm kicking myself in the rear end every day, saying, 'Did I really book this many shows? What am I doing?'" - Justin Moore

"Women are strong now. Women are dominating the charts, and women are doing it for themselves. We're kicking butt and taking no prisoners." - Patti Labelle

"I probably only cried five or six times in my life and I think four of those times was from my daddy kicking my butt." - Nelly

"I'm an attention freak. I want all the women in the world, and if I don't get them, I fall to the ground and start kicking my feet." - Eminem

"Personally, I regard myself as an intellectual 'rebel,' kicking against the 'old colonialism-imperialism paradigm' which has landed Africa in a conundrum." - George Ayittey

"I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, six should be enough.'" - Les Dawson

"I'm a country boy. I grew up kicking around the woods, riding dirt bikes, playing football, climbing rocks and all that good stuff, so that's always been fun." - Taylor Kinney

"We need to stop kicking the can down the road and rethink our entire tax system toward long-term, comprehensive tax reform." - Brad Schneider

"If I thought I had hurt my chances of winning another major just because I was chasing money around, I'd wind up kicking myself." - Mike Weir

"Remember that nobody will ever get ahead of you as long as he is kicking you in the seat of the pants." - Walter Winchell

"My son is a Liverpool fan, and he was already kicking a ball before he was one. He was born in the football city; he had no choice." - Fernando Torres

"With action films, it's great if it's not just driven by action, but by a good story and interesting characters, as well. Though, there's nothin' like kicking butt!" - Dwayne Johnson

"I hate the actor and audience business. An author should be in among the crowd, kicking their shins or cheering them on to some mischief or merriment." - D H Lawrence

"Writing monsters is fun, and it's easy. When I want one, I just reach under the bed and pull it out, kicking and screaming." - Rob Thurman

"When I die, bury me on my stomach and let the world kiss my ass." - Ll Cool J



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