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Kicking A Football Quotes


"Remember, if you don't have a goal you're not playing football, you're just kicking a ball around the park." - Geoff Thompson

"My son is a Liverpool fan, and he was already kicking a ball before he was one. He was born in the football city, he had no choice." - Fernando Torres

"My son is a Liverpool fan, and he was already kicking a ball before he was one. He was born in the football city; he had no choice." - Fernando Torres

"Kicking the football and the soccer ball is all the same, just a different shape, like an egg. It doesn't make any difference." - Sebastian Janikowski

"I'm a country boy. I grew up kicking around the woods, riding dirt bikes, playing football, climbing rocks and all that good stuff, so that's always been fun." - Taylor Kinney

"If I were straight and I were trying to seduce a woman, I could do it just by standing up at the table when she came back from the bathroom. It works. Every time I do that, all the straight men are sitting at the table and their wives are kicking them. "Look at that!" "You never do that for me!"" - Tom Ford

"Life has a way of kicking one along like a football, or so I've found. Fate had never dealt me personally a particularly easy time, but that was OK, that was normal. Most people, it seemed to me, took their turn to be football. Most survived. Some didn't." - Dick Francis

"Kicking is very important in football. In fact, some of the more enthusiastic players even kick the ball, occasionally." - Alfred Hitchcock

"I don't like kicking the ball a lot." - Jonny Wilkinson

"There are several differences between a football game and a revolution. For one thing, a football game usually lasts longer and the participants wear uniforms. Also, there are usually more casualties in a football game. The object of the game is to move a ball past the other team's goal line. This counts as six points. No points are given for lacerations, contusions, or abrasions, but then no points are deducted, either. Kicking is very important in football. In fact, some of the more enthusiastic players even kick the ball, occasionally." - Alfred Hitchcock

"I loathed the game, and since I could see no pleasure or usefulness in it, it was very difficult for me to show courage at it. Football, it seemed to me, is not really played for the pleasure of kicking a ball about, but is a species of fighting." - George Orwell

"Gentleman, this is a football." - Vince Lombardi

"Football is a sad game." - George Best

"Cameroon is a football country - children are born playing football." - Roger Milla

"I play a lot of football, watch a lot of football, and think about football." - Jamie Blackley

"I'm about to enter a national ass-kicking contest. With no legs. And a massive ass." - Julia Louis-Dreyfus

"I'm about to enter a national ass-kicking contest. With no legs. And a massive ass." - Julia Louis-Dreyfus

"There's something about a Gucci loafer kicking on a fuzz pedal." - Alex Turner

"If I could play football, I'd play football. But not women's football - real football. Or I'd just date a quarterback." - Portia Doubleday

"Football is my love. Football is what I'm going to do. I'm a football player first." - Tony Gonzalez

"When life is kicking others in the teeth, Become a dentist." - Kevin Myers

"Busy as a one legged man in an ass kicking contest." - Stephen King

"A new challenge keeps the brain kicking and the heart ticking." - E. A. Bucchianeri

"That Asian guy is really good at kicking. Shocking. Someone is pressing 'A' really fast somewhere." - Daniel Tosh

"Drinking in a honky tonk, just kicking hippies asses and raising hell." - Jerry Jeff Walker

"Canada is a live country - live, but not, like the States, kicking." - Rupert Brooke

"You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest." - Rowan Atkinson

"Having a baby dragged me, kicking and screaming, from the world of self-absorption." - Paul Reiser

"All successful revolutions are the kicking in of a rotten door." - John Kenneth Galbraith

"It's really hard to perfect one aspect of your kicking game when you're spending some of your time kicking with a holder, some of your time kicking off a tee, and some of your time drop-kicking the ball. To be able to concentrate just on my punting responsibilities will do wonders for me." - Pat McAfee

"A Redskin is a football player." - Daniel Snyder

"Never slam a car door. According to the Westchester elite, it's a heinous crime, as heartless as kicking a puppy." - Lisi Harrison

"Belgium's not a hotpot of international football" - Alan Brazil

"Football is a game of tomorrows." - Geoff Hurst

"A modern school where football is taught." - Ambrose Bierce

"Ken Bates is a football cretin." - Martin O'Neill

"I'm watching a lot of the football." - Serena Williams

"Chance makes a football of man's life." - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

"Football is Freedom, a whole universe." - Bob Marley

"I'm a big sports fan. Football. Cricket." - Danny Boyle

"I actually like football a great deal." - H G Bissinger

"I actually like football a great deal." - Buzz Bissinger

"I watch a lot of football." - Paolo Sorrentino

"I am a football fan, yeah." - Joe Namath

"Every day is a brand-new, completely crazy fantasy-adventure, where I'm either kicking ass or kicking balls. It's all part of the job. All of that is really fun for everyone. It plays like a comic book superhero." - Gabriel Luna

"If you can't take a good kicking, you shouldn't parade how much luckier you are than other people." - Charles Saatchi

"Political correctness will die as it lived - kicking and screaming ad hominem abuse as a substitute for arguments." - Wendy McElroy

"You are brave, kicking a chained prisoner. They must sing heroic ballads about you on winter nights!" (Alanna)" - Tamora Pierce

"We've been on a long break and I've just been kicking back, doing nothing. Like our government." - Bill Maher

"Philosophy consists mostly of kicking up a lot of dust and then complaining that you can't see anything." - Gottfried Leibniz

"I'd rather play an ass-kicking destroyer or a super strong spy or agent than some meek, vulnerable character." - Tricia Helfer

"[Kicking a large stone to refute George Berkeley's theory of the nonexistence of matter:] I refute it thus." - Samuel Johnson

"Knock and it shall be opened.' But does knocking mean hammering and kicking the door like a maniac?" - C S Lewis

"A mule will labor ten years willingly and patiently for you, for the privilege of kicking you once." - William Faulkner

"I would love to play a superhero. I wish I could be in 'The Avengers,' kicking butt." - Taraji P Henson

"A losing football team looks at excuses. A championship football team looks at solutions." - Jimmie Johnson

"Football is such a great game, but football players are so dull," - Steve Sabol

"You need players that stand for emotion in football. Football today is a game for television." - Berti Vogts

"Football is such a great game, but football players are so dull." - Steve Sabol

"A football team represents a way of being, a culture." - Michel Patini

"I'm a football guy at heart; maybe I should have played football for a living instead, because I play a lot of football videogames, I'm really into them." - Jason Kidd

"I'm a football guy at heart; maybe I should have played football for a living instead, because I play a lot of football videogames; I'm really into them." - Jason Kidd

"We lose a lot of young athletes because tennis is such a difficult sport. It's not like kicking a soccer ball." - Jim Courier

"All successful revolutions are the kicking in of a rotten door. The violence of revolutions is the violence of men who charge into a vacuum." - John Kenneth Galbraith

"The moment the door opened I knew an ass-kicking was inevitable. Whether I'd be giving it or receiving it was still a bit of a mystery." - Rachel Vincent

"The main thing is not to be afraid of that, to get to a place where you'll go gracefully, not screaming and kicking up a fuss." - Ringo Starr

"The only way you can ever accuse a Conservative of hypocrisy is if they walk past a homeless person without kicking him in the face." - Jeremy Hardy

"Football isn't a contact sport, it's a collision sport." - Duffy Daugherty

"Football is not a contact sport. Its a collision sport" - Duffy Daugherty

"Tate University - a large football stadium with a college attached." - Harold Lloyd

"A day without football is a day lost." - Ernst Happel

"What about football? Is it a sport or a concussion?" - James Patrick Murray

"After all, is football a game or a religion?" - Howard Cosell

"I'm a racehorse fanatic rather than a football fanatic." - Steve Mcmanaman

"I looked like a monkey trying to wrestle a football." - Sam Snead

"There's a hell of a lot of politics in football." - Tommy Docherty

"For me, football is just a game, not a drama." - Michel Patini

"Really, I learned a long time ago that in the National Football League, paper doesn't mean anything. Football teams are created on the football field." - Mike Mccarthy

"They're on the right road, but there's a long way to go on concussions, not only in the NFL, but college football, high school football and all football." - John Madden

"It would be fun," Skulduggery nodded. "I like kicking Wreath in the face. I haven't had a chance to do it nearly as much as I'd like." - Derek Landy

"Kicking a police car? Really?' Caleb shrugged. 'Car offended me. It was sitting right where I wanted to stand. What would you do?" - Sherrilyn Kenyon

"The youngster in me is still alive and kicking. I was infected by music at a very young age, so it's always kept me younger than springtime." - Charles Lloyd

"Without numerical fluency, in the part of life most of us inhibit, you are like a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest." - Charlie Munger

"I'm lucky, because I started action movies at the age of 25. Now I'm 47, and I'm still kicking like a mule, and I'm as flexible as before." - Jean-Claude Van Damme

"You see, I have a policy about honesty and ass-kicking, which is, if you ask for it, then I have to let you have it." - Taylor Mali

"I come from a martial arts background so kicking and punching and using your hands and your feet is more of the art that I was taught." - Katheryn Winnick

"I'm writing a memoir. I'm four pages in. I start with my first memory, which is kicking my uncle in the balls. I was four." - Michael Showalter

"The world makes you into a bitch, no matter how quietly you go, so you may as well go kicking and screaming." - Roseanne Barr

"A fake fortuneteller can be tolerated. But an authentic soothsayer should be shot on sight. Cassandra did not get half the kicking around she deserved." - Robert A Heinlein

"I'm not in a recession. I'm doing very, very well. I'm doing incredibly well. I just want to be honest. I really am kicking ass." - Jim Carrey

"At first the kid kicking the back of my airplane seat was enraging. Then I imagined it was a broken massage chair and I kinda liked it." - Kristen Schaal

"Personally, I regard myself as an intellectual 'rebel,' kicking against the 'old colonialism-imperialism paradigm' which has landed Africa in a conundrum." - George Ayittey

"I was terribly gawky, too goofy to become a high-kicking cheerleader, with stringy brown hair and bad posture. Definitely nobody noticeable!" - Helen Slater

"I didn't go into this business to do action because I'm a classically trained actor. But I'm good at kicking and punching." - Wesley Snipes

"With action films, it's great if it's not just driven by action, but by a good story and interesting characters, as well. Though, there's nothin' like kicking butt!" - Dwayne Johnson

"I collaborate a little bit with different aspects of my own mind. I kick my own ass instead of kicking other people's asses." - Bradford Cox

"Football is to Texas what religion is to a priest." - Tom Landry

"Football is not a job, but my best therapy" - Tito Vilanova

"I'm no genius, but I'm a damn good football coach." - Bear Bryant

"There's never been a greater game than football." - Joe Paterno

"I'm Michael Sam, I'm a football player, and I'm gay." - Michael Sam

"I never really knew how to throw a football before," - Terrelle Pryor

"American football makes rugby look like a Tupperware party." - Sue Lawley

"Being a dad is more important than football" - David Beckham

"Football is a game you play with your brain" - Johan Cruijff

"Fear is not a word in my football documentary." - Jose Mourinho

"West Ham play a speficic type of game - football." - Artur Boruc

"I grew up in Texas, obviously a huge football state" - Drew Brees

"I hope I have a lot more football left." - Tom Brady

"I want to be remembered as a championship football player." - Brian Urlacher

"My foot, for a football player, is very beautiful!" - Neymar

"I take a good feeling away from what football brings." - Jerry Jones

"I was a football player and competitor in life." - Bill Goldberg

"China needs a table-tennis-like solidity in football." - Berti Vogts

"When we have the football, everybody's a player." - Brendan

"Football has always been a stepping stone for my education." - Cardale Jones

"Football is a team game. So is life." - Joe Namath

"He played football too long without a helmet." - Jerome Cavanagh

"I love football and beer and have a normal girlfriend." - Josh Duhamel

"Liverpool without European football is like a banquet without wine." - Roy Evans

"Obviously fashion is a completely different world from football." - Zinedine Zidane

"Never played football, but I'm an athlete. I'm a competitor." - Michael B Jordan

"'Monday Night Football' is a competitor to 'Monday Night Raw.'" - Stephanie Mcmahon

"Wrestlers are a bunch of wanna-be football players." - Brian Bosworth

"I'm a sports guy. Football, God, I flip out." - David Boreanaz

"I have a very strange way of playing football." - Luis Suarez

"Football is a violent game. We are violent men." - Will Shields

"I'm not a big football person at all." - Robert De Niro

"I'm just a normal young lad who plays football." - Wayne Rooney

"When you arrive in England for football it's a paradise." - Eric Cantona

"I played a little basketball. Some football in junior high." - Clint Eastwood

"It was a horrible, terrible, atrocious, offensive football game." - Barry Switzer

"I'm a big sports fan. College football is my favorite." - Verne Troyer

"This ain't a football game, we do this every day." - Earl Weaver

"Nine in the box... that's a football term." - Ricky Williams

"I grew up in Texas, obviously a huge football state." - Drew Brees

"Football is a game about feelings and intelligence." - Jose Mourinho

"Football is a more beautiful game in high definition." - Jose Mourinho

"I played football, honestly, to get a scholarship." - Isaiah Mustafa

"I come from a football family which has really helped." - Frank Lampard

"You start with what you believe in. I believe in building a football club rather than building a football team." - Alex Ferguson

"If you were ever to interview me after a football game or at a football game or around me during football season is totally different than when you catch me away from football." - Keyshawn Johnson

"I'm kicking new flava in ya ear!" - Craig Mack

"I'm an ass-kicking fat kid." - Jack Osbourne

"Love is more powerful than kicking ass." - Jet Li

"Women have been kicking ass for centuries." - Yancy Butler

"If you dont live, eat, breathe, football, then youre not a true football player. You just wear the jersey." - Sergio Ramos

"And as a football coach in the National Football League, I know for sure that it's going to end someday." - Tony Dungy

"I've played rugby at school a bit. I didn't play football at school; I played football after school." - David Gilmour

"As a football coach, everything in your life comes after your football schedule. I just could not make that commitment." - Joe Namath



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