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Kick Ass Quotes


"Now, get out there and kick ass!" - Stella Mccartney

"Sometimes, for principle, your gonna have to kick some ass." - Jill Scott

"There isn't anything good to say about Kick-Ass 2, the even more witless, mirthless follow-up to Kick-Ass." - Manohla Dargis

"There is' anything good to say about Kick-Ass 2, the even more witless, mirthless follow-up to Kick-Ass." - Manohla Dargis

"Sometimes it seems like this is the choice - either kick ass or kiss ass." - James Caan

"I doubt very greatly, however, that you'll kick my ass. But me and my ass will enjoy your efforts." - Jessica Shirvington

"If I didn't kick his ass every day? he wouldn't be worth anything." - Hillary Clinton

"I'm not a real vocal guy, but sometimes you need to kick someone in the ass." - Alex Rodriguez

"You're better off with a kick-ass half than a half-assed whole." - David Heinemeier Hansson

"Well, if the kid screws up, then I'll just have to kick his ass." - Dante Alighieri

"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass . . . and I'm all out of bubblegum." - Humphrey Bogart

"Even a kick in the ass is good when you're facing the right direction." - Elie Tahari

"Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cause you were too close, kissing his!" - Charles Barkley

"If I were 50 years younger, I would kick your ass" - Larry Merchant

"The concept of Kid A? How about the concept of I kick your ****ing ass" - Thom Yorke

"Just because we are wearing lipstick doesn't mean we can't kick your ass!" - Tommy Lee

"I would kick this bad world's ass if I could just get on my feet" - Jon Bon Jovi

"A pat on the back is six inches away from a kick up the ass." - Geri Halliwell

"I'm here to chew gum and kick some ass, and I'm all out of gum." - Stephen Hawking

"It's fun to kick ass and show that other dark side of yourself as well." - Michelle Pfeiffer

"Just because I'm not coordinated doesn't mean I can't kick your ass." - Joey Logano

"[After vice-presidential debate with Geraldine Ferraro:] We tried to kick a little ass last night." - George H W Bush

"So I wish I could play little league now, I'd kick some fuckin' ass." - Mitch Hedberg

"I love training and I love being able to kick ass." - Katie Cassidy

"Power, time, gravity, love. The forces that really kick ass are all invisible." - David Mitchell

"I think every good Christian ought to kick Falwell right in the ass." - Barry Goldwater

"I am a non discriminating driver. I want to kick everybody's ass!" - Greg Ray

"I don't want people to kick my ass, I just want to get to a point where they can't kick it." - Michael J Fox

"I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubble gum." - Roddy Piper

"Over the years, I have been fortunate to get to play a lot of really kick-ass girls." - Summer Glau

"Most chick singers say 'if you hurt me, I'll die'... I say, 'if you hurt me, I'll kick your ass." - Pat Benatar

"Beauty, to me, is about being comfortable in your own skin. That, or a kick-ass red lipstick." - Gwyneth Paltrow

"If you want to kick the tiger in his ass you'd better have a plan for dealing with his teeth" - Tom Clancy

"It is no harm to be an ass, if one is content to bray and not kick." - Mark Twain

"Don't let a kick in the ass stop you. It's how you cope that says what you are." - George Cukor

"Beware the lessons of a fighter pilot who would rather fly a slide rule than kick your ass!" - Ron McKeown

"I'm just a guitarist in a kick-ass rock and roll band. What more could I ask for?" - Eddie Van Halen

"I'm more of a fantasy kind of person. I like movies. My favorite movie is 'Kick Ass.'" - Maksim Chmerkovskiy

"Some people think a song without words isn't a real song. Tell that to Beethoven and he'll kick your ass!" - Eddie Van Halen

"Did you see The Never-Ending Story? That's one kick-ass dragon. It's basically a giant puppy dragon." - Adam Richman

"There will always be haters out there, but my haters motivate me to push harder and kick more ass." - Andy Lally

"...there are four rules for miraculous work creation: Be positive. Send love. Have fun. Kick ass. Amen." - Marianne Williamson

"Not gonna bind ya or break ya, old spirit. Just gonna kick your ass up between your ears." - Jim Butcher

"Most chick singers say 'if you hurt me, I'll die'... I say, 'if you hurt me, I'll kick your ass.'" - Pat Benatar

"No intelligent man has ever lost a fight to someone who said 'I'm gonna kick your ass'." - Rory Miller

"All right, Miles pulled Suegar to his feet, let's go preach to the unconverted. Suegar laughed suddenly. I had a top kick once who used to say, 'Let's go kick some ass,' in just that tone of voice." - Lois Mcmaster Bujold

"Never kick a man when he's up." - Tip O'Neill

"First catch your Boer, then kick him." - Mark Twain

"I would love to be an Avenger or Wonder Woman. Pretty much any woman who can kick ass and take names, I am down! I have also always wanted to be a sultry mermaid or a bad ass fairy." - Katrina Law

"I've always wanted to be an action heroine. That's a chick dream, getting to wear a leather bodysuit and be blonde and kick ass." - Olivia Thirlby

"I'm not allowed to see R-rated movies, but I did see 'Kick-Ass' because I'm in it. I'm not going to skip out on my own premiere!" - Chloe Moretz

"I'm working on a speed boat at the moment. Much more exciting. It'll really kick ass, give great photographs for the people in Bible." - Eddie Izzard

"My family and my friends-they keep me grounded. Especially my mom, because she would kick my ass if I was to change." - Lil Wayne

"I'm so excited that my label Rocker Records has partnered with Cleopatra Records to put out this collection of RARE and UNIQUE kick ass rock !!!" - Carmine Appice

"Walk tall, kick ass, learn to speak Arabic, love music and never forget you come from a long line of truth seekers, lovers and warriors." - Hunter S Thompson

"McCartney! Haven't met him and haven't played with him. I would LOVE to. He needs to make a kick-ass rockabilly record." - Brian Setzer

"I love to compete. I want to get out there and kick your ass in the business world. That is what inspires me." - Mark Cuban

"Do your homework and know your business better than anyone. Otherwise, someone who knows more and works harder will kick your ass." - Mark Cuban

"I'm gonna kick your teeth so far down your throat you'll be able to chew your own ass out for pissin' me off." - The Undertaker

"My experiences with the older audience and, selectively, the people I hang out with or run into, they all want to see Arnold [Schwarzenegger] kick some ass." - Lorenzo Di Bonaventura

"In football you can make it if you've got the 'I'm-going-to-get-up-off-the-ground-and-kick-your-ass' attitude." - Burt Reynolds

"I like parties, but I don't like pinatas, because the pinata promotes violence against flamboyant animals: 'Hey, there's a donkey with some pizzaz. Let's kick his ass!'" - Demetri Martin

"I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the lapels. Life's a bitch. You've got to go out and kick ass." - Maya Angelou

"I think that in America there is a new movement of underground movies that wants to kick the ass of independent films that they think whine too much." - John Waters

"Business is a sport and I want to win. I want to kick your ass. I may not win every game. But I certainly am going to try." - Mark Cuban

"You can never look that tough in glasses. ... You never see somebody push up their glasses and say, "I'm gonna kick your ass."" - Jim Gaffigan

"I worry that I can come off smarmy. I wonder if I was listening to myself if I'd want to kick my own ass." - Adam Brody

"I'm not allowed to see R-rated movies, but I did see 'Kick-Ass' because I'm in it. I'm not going to skip out on my own premiere!" - Chloe Grace Moretz

"I collaborate a little bit with different aspects of my own mind. I kick my own ass instead of kicking other people's asses." - Bradford Cox

"The law is an ass, an idiot." - Charles Dickens

"Cyclists are a pain in the ass." - Rob Ford

"We be tight like frogs ass." - The Notorious Big

"The law is such an Ass." - Henry Glapthorne

"This little bathtub smells like ass." - Ze Frank

"Women have been kicking ass for centuries." - Yancy Butler

"By outward show let's not be cheated; An ass should like an ass be treated." - John Gay

"I do know dumb-ass questions when I see dumb-ass questions." - Orrin Hatch

"When life kicks you, let it kick you forward." - Kay Yow

"Corporations have neither bodies to kick, nor souls to damn." - Andrew Jackson

"Gotta kick at the darkness til it bleeds daylight." - Bruce Cockburn

"Saint Claire, the patron saint of the kick-me sign." - Rachel Caine

"I kick kittens. I made rude gestures at nuns." - Cassandra Clare

"If you are weak, anyone can come and kick you" - Jemima Khan

"Have a little faith, kick a little dirt." - Diane Ladd

"This is my homeland no one can kick me out." - Yasser Arafat

"'No Bones' has some reverb that I kick around." - J Mascis

"Never kick a cow chip on a hot day." - Will Rogers

"People get a kick out of my stupidity." - Dolly Parton

"The bicycle kick is not easy to do." - Pele

"If you're looking for an author who can deliver high-octane thrills every time and a character who is NOT to be messed with, you've found them. Zoe Sharp and Charlie Fox both kick ass." - Mark Billingham

"I had a rule about stilettos, and it was this: I didn't wear them unless I planned to kick ass in them. Stilettos were for striding and sauntering, never sulking." - Megan Crane

"If I ever uttered one word that I said in 'Kick-Ass', I would be grounded for years! I'd be stuck in my room until I was 20! I would never in a million years say that." - Chloe Moretz

"I'd like to say I'm ready to kick ass and show the guys how it's done. But I'm not here to prove anything about being a woman. I'm here to drive a race car and try to win a race." - Lyn St. James

"They can all get some. Remember this! I will do this to all y'all down here. Look at his face. I don't care if you're a flyweight, or your mamma weight! I will kick your ass!" - James Toney

"Pretty much any given day, barring some major distraction, I get melodies coming to me. Lyrics don't come quite as easily. So I've been inventing little projects and challenges to sort of kick my ass with the lyrics." - Andrew Bird

"God has blessed you richly, so get down on your knees and thank him. Do' forget the less fortunate or God will personally kick your ass. I"d love to do it for him, but I ca' be everywhere." - Willie Nelson

"If you just write the kinds of stories you think others will want to read, you'll be competing with cartoonists who are far more enthusiastic for that kind of comic than you are, and they'll kick your ass every time." - Scott Mccloud

"I've got a good man. He takes care of me. I don't have to be scared of anything because I know he will kick every ass... disrespect him and you've got a problem." - Whitney Houston

"Sell. Don't apologize for it and don't be afraid to beg with a positive, up-beat attitude. Tell prospects you want their business and you will kick ass once you've earned it. Have no shame, pride doesn't pay the rent." - Thom Gimbel

"A proper lady should be able to smile pretty, wear sequins like she means it, and kick a man's ass nine ways from Sunday while wearing stiletto heels. If she can't do that much, she's not trying hard enough." - Mira Grant

"The Secret Service I'm really excited about because Matthew Vaughn directed it. I've done a couple of movies with him - Stardust, which is one of my favorite films, and Kick-Ass, which is just a crazy, wonderful movie." - Mark Strong

"Tom Cruise shouldn't try to win Oscars. He should just smile and kick people in the face and leave the acting to Hugh Jackman. Why Hugh Jackman? I dunno; come up with your own example, smart-ass." - Doug Benson

"It is in that moment, when you really lay down your cards and see the relationship for what it was, that you'll find the freedom to kick it in the ass and let it go." - Greg Behrendt

"Humans are born, weak and helpless. We're cursed with natural predators called parents. That's why the grandma was created. To protect us. Oh sure, she's old and frail. But she can kick your dad's ass." - Christopher Titus

"God has blessed you richly, so get down on your knees and thank him. Don't forget the less fortunate or God will personally kick your ass. I'd love to do it for him, but I can't be everywhere." - Willie Nelson

"To go from playing a character that was so self-assured, so mature beyond her years, and so kick-ass and ruthless to someone who's quite normal is interesting." - Alycia Debnam Carey

"Noah, stop what you're doing and build me an ark! I'm working on a speed boat at the moment. Much more exciting. It'll really kick ass, give great photographs for the people in Bible." - Eddie Izzard

"You know what made us the biggest, meanest, Big Mac eating, calorie-counting, world-dominating kick-ass powerhouse country in the history of the human race? The pursuit of happiness. Not happiness. The pursuit." - Will Ferguson

"I play a female Indiana Jones, a professor who hunts down precious objects, like a bowl that belonged to the Buddha. They tailored the role to me: I wanted to be smart, funny, and to kick some ass." - Tia Carrere

"My dad always used to tell me that if they challenge you to an after-school fight, tell them you won't wait-you can kick their ass right now." - Cameron Diaz

"You can take charge, kick ass, do whatever you have to do and it's okay. You can blow people up. These are things that are okay for cartoon characters to do." - Joan Severance

"If I ever uttered one word that I said in 'Kick-Ass', I would be grounded for years! I'd be stuck in my room until I was 20! I would never in a million years say that." - Chloe Grace Moretz

"Take things as they are. Punch when you have to punch. Kick when you have to kick." - Bruce Lee

"At times they don't like you to kick them and they feel you're not allowed to kick them." - Alan Shearer

"I don't like to kick people when they're down. I like to kick people when they're up." - Jimmy Fallon

"Imagine-the whole world wired to Harry Cohn's ass!" - Herman J Mankiewicz

"Get over it people, I worked my ass off." - Phil Heath

"Put your ass where your heart wants to be." - Steven Pressfield

"Assume' makes an 'ass' out of 'u' and 'me'." - Karen Marie Moning

"Why you got your ass on your shoulders?" - Busta Rhymes

"Sexual intercourse is kicking death in the ass while singing." - Charles Bukowski

"Work your ass off. Don't be an asshole." - Stefan Sagmeister

"Thought kissin' ass was in my blood type? Oh, negative." - Phonte

"No wise man stands behind an ass when he kicks." - Terence

"Kiss the ass of metal, you fucking Jerk-offs!" - George Fisher

"Nothing is more humbling than getting your ass kicked." - Mike Tyson

"America is all about speed. Hot, nasty, bad-ass speed." - Eleanor Roosevelt

"Why should I resent it when an ass kicks me?" - Socrates

"God, I've frozen my ass off painting snow scenes!" - Andrew Wyeth

"While you're saving your face, you're losing your ass." - Lyndon B Johnson

"People just kind of associate me with kicking some ass." - Yancy Butler

"The music I like to play is Rock 'N Roll. I like to rock like a wild animal. I like to rock it well enough to whip a yak's ass. I love to rock it good on a horse's ass. I like to rock it real hard. I love to rock it all the way to Russia. I like to kick out the Jazz and kick it out all the way." - Wesley Willis

"Everyone has ideas. The first step is to learn more about your industry than anyone in the world. Otherwise there is a good chance that the lady that knows it better than you is going to kick your ass. Then you just have to go for it. No excuses. Just work your ass off." - Mark Cuban

"You know, before when (the police went) to work, they used to be like, 'I'm gonna kick somebody's ass today and so I hope I can catch somebody in a bad situation or breaking the law, because I'm gonna beat someone's ass in a big way, I think that attitude has changed." - Rodney King

"The rules of soccer are very simple: if it moves, kick it. If it doesn't move, kick it until it does," - Phil Woosnam

"And I love kick boxing. It's a lot of fun. It gives you a lot of confidence when you can kick somebody in the head." - Alicia Keys

"Every November, during the certain holiday people love so much, people take a dead turkey, open up the dead turkey's ass, or carve out a really big hole in their ass, take some stuffing and shove it inside their dead empty ass, and use the little dead ass as an oven to bake some bread. Somebody else's dead empty bacteria-laden ass to make bread? Ass bread?! And people think vegans are weird? Because we eat tofu? And rice, and beans, and lentils?" - Gary Yourofsky

"With voice acting, it liberates you to play characters you'd never do in a million years because you're physically not right. You can show up looking like hell, you don't have to memorize your lines because you can read them right off the page, and you get to play the most fun parts. You come in and you kick everyone's ass and you get your own ass kicked, and then you go home." - Mark Hamill

"You can't take the heat, get ya ass out the kitchen Matter fact, take ya ass back in there and wash the dishes." - Ryan Montgomery

"The more you kick something that's dead, the worse it smells." - Barbara Stanwyck

"When boy likes you, you say no thank you. You don't kick him on the ground." - Jenny Han

"When you hit a wall - of your own imagined limitations - just kick it in." - Sam Shepard

"Please don't run away. And, um, I'd rather you didn't kick me again either." - Stephenie Meyer

"It is fatal to look hungry. It makes people want to kick you." - George Orwell

"I'm going to kick you in the head when I get home. Repeatedly." - Ilona Andrews

"Never," he spat out, "kick a man who is pointing a gun at you." - Julia Quinn

"There is nothing to be learned from the second kick of a mule." - Mark Twain

"A kick that scarce would move a horse, May kill a sound divine." - William Cowper

"Word of advice. These have a kick, so do' suck too hard-" Holy hypoxia, Batman." - J.R. Ward

"It is easy to kick a person when he is down." - Aesop



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