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"Joint consumption doesn't create intimacy," - Charles Eisenstein

"Joint consumption does' create intimacy," - Charles Eisenstein

"Many states favor joint custody." - Laura Wasser

"The time is out of joint." - William Shakespeare

"Of course I know how to roll a joint." - Martha Stewart

"Freedom in a posture is when every joint is active." - B.K.S. Iyengar

"We were just drinking some joint juice earlier." - Mac Miller

"Let's get to the point Let's roll another joint" - Tom Petty

"You can't roll a joint on an iPod, buy vinyl." - Shelby Lynne

"I'm an old fashioned joint smoker ya know." - Willie Nelson

"The Palm is a joint for sadists to entertain masochists." - Malcolm Forbes

"These native children make this and sell you the joint." - Dutch Schultz

"My first joint I smoked onstage in Sioux Falls, South Dakota. I smoked my first joint live." - Tommy Bolin

"We should not exercise the body without the joint assistance of the mind; nor exercise the mind without the joint assistance of the body." - Plato

"I tattered their wings and tore off their legs, joint by joint, watched them crawl in circles, like little lost infants, untill they decide to die." - Ellen Hopkins

"You smoke a joint and you're likely to kill your brother." - Harry J. Anslinger

"I had a joint once and I didn't feel right for a whole year" - Miranda July

"It was a joint, which put it one slippery step up from a dive." - Nora Roberts

"Things gain meaning by being used in a shared experience or joint action." - John Dewey

"Today healing energy constantly flows through every organ, joint and cell in my body." - Louise Hay

"Humans were built to look back; that's why we have that swivel joint in our necks" - Stephen King

"IMAGINATION, n. A warehouse of facts, with poet and liar in joint ownership." - Ambrose Bierce

"I was brought up Catholic. Then I had a joint and looked at the world differently." - Liam Gallagher

"I wish coke was still cola and a joint was a bad place to be." - Merle Haggard

"Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall with a joint, drinking some eight-ball." - Ice Cube

"You don't want to ruin a kid's life for having a joint," - Rick Perry

"Adults in a free country should be able to smoke a joint if they want to." - Roseanne Barr

"If somebody gives me a joint, I might smoke it, but I don't go after it." - John Lennon

"Her passion for independence had reached into her manipulation of their joint checking account." - John Cheever

"The universe as we know it is a joint product of the observer and the observed." - Pierre Teilhard De Chardi

"While growing up, I lived in a traditional joint family in Mumbai's suburbs." - Nita Ambani

"I did smoke a joint once but I did not enjoy it." - Cilla Black

"The universe as we know it is a joint product of the observer and the observed." - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

"I enjoy the burger joint the same way I enjoy fancy meals." - Aby Rosen

"Joint undertakings stand a better chance when they benefit both sides." - Euripides

"Language ought to be the joint creation of poets and manual workers." - George Orwell

"God created the first pair equal in rights, possessions, and authority. He bequeathed the earth to them as a joint inheritance; gave them joint dominion over the irrational creation; but none over each other." - Antoinette Brown Blackwell

"Love is a joint experience between two persons - but the fact that it is a joint experience does not mean that it is a similar experience to the two people involved." - Carson Mccullers

"I was a stonehead for 30 years. I'd wake up in the morning and if I couldn't decide whether I wanted a joint or not, I'd smoke a joint to figure it out. And I stayed high all day long." - George Carlin

"I got an album coming out with Bibby (No Limitations) we gone do a joint album our first-ever joint album together officially since we started that's coming this year 2017." - Lil Herb

"Where two nations are gonna have a summit and a joint agreement's gonna be announced, the joint agreement and the language is all decided before the summit ever happens." - Rush Limbaugh

"Our mandate expects that we will build on the Joint Inquiry's investigation and we will not be re-inventing the wheel. But we go to places which the Joint Inquiry was not permitted to explore." - Richard Ben-Veniste

"Our nation will have 50 percent less ability to do whatever our bidding is because the joint strike fighter program was canceled. There is nothing that is going to be a replacement besides the Joint Strike Fighter." - James F Amos

"Our mandate expects that we will build on the Joint Inquiry's investigation and we will not be re-inventing the wheel. But we go to places which the Joint Inquiry was not permitted to explore." - Richard Benveniste

"I'm not a good butcher but I've had to learn to carve the joint. People expect a new look." - Margaret Thatcher

"In Jamaica, you learn as a child how to roll a joint. Everyone here has tried it. I did too" - Usain Bolt

"'Tis not a lip, or eye, we beauty call, But the joint force and full result of all." - Alexander Pope

"I certainly hadn't expected to walk away from today's trip with joint custody of a miniature dragon." - Richelle Mead

"The time is out of joint : O cursed spite, that ever I was born to set it right!" - William Shakespeare

"Rationality tied to moral decency is the most powerful joint instrument for good that our planet has ever known." - Michael Shermer

"All I need is the breakthrough. The joint-venture for my clothing. Same as Stella McCartney has..." - Kanye West

"The independence and liberty you possess are the work of joint efforts and common dangers, sufferings, and successes." - George Washington

"The art school babe quotes William Blake as she rolls a joint, then I think that I'll score." - Ray Davies

"Mistrust must be acted on, and effective action by the ruled is not solitary and singular, but joint and repeated." - Elizabeth Janeway

"Animal experimentation has been essential to the development of all cardiac surgery, transplantation surgery, joint replacements and all vaccinations." - Joseph Murray

"Beautiful is a person whose outside and inside world are in great concord, camaraderie and joint concert." - Anuj

"Victory is much more meaningful when it comes not just from one person, but from the joint achievements of many." - Howard Schultz

"So (legalizing marijuana) means a lot more to me than just being able to smoke a joint without being arrested." - Tommy Chong

"We got a new song called 'Ashes in Your Mouth,' and it is NOT about a joint falling apart." - Dave Mustaine

"The era of the Single Savior is over. What is needed now is joint action, combined effort, collective co-creation." - Neale Donald Walsch

"I designed it, the tailors wanted the kilt as a high joint but I wanted mine low like a Jedi." - Iman Shumpert

"My Worst Political Move of the 2015 Year. John Boehner inviting Benjamin Netanyahu to address the joint session of Congress." - Lawrence O'Donnell

"The minute you walked in the joint, I could see you were a man of distinction, A real big spender." - Dorothy Fields

"Tis not a lip or eye we beauty call, But the joint force and full result of all." - Alexander Pope

"A Swaraj government means a government established by the free joint will of Hindus, Mussalmans and others." - Mahatma Gandhi

"I cashed my first check in the NFL at a cashing joint-uh, I think they laughed at me." - Bart Scott

"... Chicago divided your heart. Leaving you loving the joint for keeps. Yet knowing it never can love you." - Nelson Algren

"Compared to the United States, physicians in Europe have a much more conservative approach to joint replacement in general." - Allen Boyd

"Agribusiness could provide an opportunity for joint Israeli-Palestinian projects, spurred on by Israeli technical expertise in this field." - Edgar Bronfman Sr

"In order to address world economic imbalances, countries around the world should make joint efforts to adjust their economic structure." - Hu Jintao

"Playing golf is like going to a strip joint. After 18 holes you are tired and most of your balls are missing." - Tim Allen

"I smoked this joint and then it hit me. I thought, what you gotta do is play your own simply blues." - Iggy Pop

"As complicated as joint custody is, it allows the delicious contradiction of having children and maintaining the intimacy of life-before-kid s." - Delia Ephron

"My husband and I were born three weeks apart, and our plan had always been to throw a joint party for our 40th birthdays." - Deborah Copaken

"I learned from the git-go in the joint to get in touch with the soft, nurturing side of myself, the feminine side." - Wesley Strick

"If every American for one week refused to eat at a fast-food joint, it would bring concentrated animal feeding operations to their knees." - Joel Salatin

"I used to wash up the dishes as C3PO. And it's very hard to put cups away when this joint doesn't bend! Mum was very tolerant..." - Darren Hayes

"Players, Sir! I look on them as no better than creatures set upon tables and joint stools to make faces and produce laughter, like dancing dogs." - Samuel Johnson

"The task of management is to make people capable of joint performance, to make their strengths effective and their weaknesses irrelevant." - Peter Drucker

"Generative ideas emerge from joint thinking, from significant conversations, and from sustained, shared struggles to achieve new insights from partners in thought." - Vera John-Steiner

"Anomalocaridids seemed to lack front limbs, being an arthropod - being a joint-legged animal - and not having legs, it's kind of embarrassing." - Benjamin Van Roy

"Society is joint action and cooperation in which each participant sees the other partner's success as a means for the attainment of his own." - Ludwig Von Mises

"Trouble has no necessary connection with discouragement - discouragement has a germ of its own, as different from trouble as arthritis is different from a stiff joint." - Anonymous

"I gave you prophecy on my first joint, and y'all lamed out Didn't really appreciate it, 'til the second one came out" - Jay-Z

"Jake [Roberts] is feeling a little under the weather. He has bar-thritis. That's when because stiffin' a different joint every night." - Jerry Lawler

""Rock on, my mellow!" "B-boys, b-girls, are you ready?" "This is the joint!" "To the beat, y'all!" "You don't stop!"" - Kool DJ Herc

"Proposition VIII. When two Undulations, from different Origins, coincide either perfectly or very nearly in Direction, their joint effect is a Combination of the Motions belonging to each." - Thomas Young

"You can't save a relationship unless both people are equally invested. It takes a joint effort to make it work. One person trying will never be enough." - Tony Gaskins

"If somebody is smoking a joint in a movie, I say it's a cigarette - a big cigarette if it's a Cheech and Chong movie." - Eminem

"Party is a body of men united, for promoting by their joint endeavours the national interest, upon some particular principle in which they are all agreed." - Edmund Burke

"I remember the first guy who offered me a joint in the bathroom. I said 'No, man, I've got enough problems.'" - Steven Tyler

"It's in my interest, in ours perhaps, or maybe the interests of the greater good, for me to smoke a joint, and calm down." - Hunter S Thompson

"I did smoke a joint and I did inhale. The bottom line is that's what it was in the '70s, that's what I did." - Arnold Schwarzenegger

"The good thing about the European Union is that the joint project ultimately benefits all Member States and not just a few." - Jean-Claude Juncker

"I'm convinced that, in the long term, a monetary union includes a joint debt policy under strict, mutually agreed upon conditions." - Jean-Claude Juncker

"A joint European army is a very far-reaching proposal and it would be difficult to implement. Such initiatives are nevertheless needed." - Martin Schulz

"We believe that we could do a great deal to neutralise regional conflicts. Also, for example, to continue joint activities in space, for peaceful civilian purposes." - Vladimir Putin

"We have wide-ranging joint projects in the nuclear energy sphere, logistics, machine building and trade as a whole [with China]." - Vladimir Putin

"Autism is a developmental disorder characterized by two main components: an inability to interact socially with other people with joint attention to understand other people's thoughts." - Gerald Fischbach

"Above all there is our fixed joint determination to build a strong and united Fiji, rich in diversity and pampered with tolerance, goodwill and understanding." - Kamisese Mara

"What is soul? I don't know! Soul is a hamhock in your cornflakes... Soul is a joint rolled in toilet paper." - George Clinton

"Roll, roll, roll a joint, twist it at the ends Light it up and take a puff and pass it to your friends." - Tre Cool

"One doesn't have to be a large corporation to benefit from the advantages of volume. This can also be achieved through joint ventures." - Norbert Reithofer

"Whether you are doing it in the bar, the church, the strip joint, or the Himalayas, the first duty of music is to complement and enhance life." - Carlos Santana

"Trouble has no necessary connection with discouragement. Discouragement has a germ of its own, as different from trouble as arthritis is different from a stiff joint." - F Scott Fitzgerald

"I would suggest respectfully to the president that he is not the sole decider. The decider is a shared and joint responsibility." - Arlen Specter

"Chinese productivity is the highest in the world but the way they do it is by borrowing the technology from abroad, either by joint ventures or other means." - Alan Greenspan

"I think everyone knows how much of a joint effort being in politics is. It requires all kinds of sacrifices and all kinds of support." - Kerry Healey

"My husband and I were born three weeks apart, and our plan had always been to throw a joint party for our 40th birthdays." - Deborah Copaken Kogan

"The first joint priority of the churches of any city should be that of making it hard for people to go to hell from that city." - David Shibley

"These happy endings all express the weak and sly promise that the world is not rotten and out of joint but meaningful and ultimately in excellent condition." - Douglas Sirk

"It had not occurred to me that marriage requires the same effort as a career. And unlike a career, marriage requires a joint effort." - Jessica Savitch

"I have been recently diagnosed with Sjogren's Syndrome, an autoimmune disease which is an ongoing medical condition that affects my energy level and causes fatigue and joint pain." - Venus Williams

"Actually, I used to be a busboy in a strip joint in New York and so I hate strip joints. I'm not that kind of person." - Zach Galifianakis

"The main factor in any form of creativeness is the life of a human spirit, that of the actor and his part, their joint feelings and subconscious creation." - Constantin Stanislavski

"The voting booth joint is a great leveler; the whole neighborhood - rich, poor, old, young, decrepit and spunky - they all turn out in one day." - David Byrne

"The E.U. has moved to combat global terrorism by instituting common European arrest and evidence warrants and creating a joint situation center to pool and analyze intelligence." - John Bruton

"An ultimate joint challenge for the biological and the computational sciences is the understanding of the mechanisms of the human brain, and its relationship with the human mind." - Tony Hoare

"ROMEO to BALTHASAR But if thou, jealous, dost return to pry In what I further shall intend to do, By heaven, I will tear thee joint by joint And strew this hungry churchyard with thy limbs: The time and my intents are savage-wild, More fierce and more inexorable far Than empty tigers or the roaring sea." - William Shakespeare

"One's lover is one's partner in observing and understanding the world. Marriage is a place where joint narratives are composed. If the lover is a liar then all your joint observations are unreliable. You will have to start all over again." - Philippa Gregory

"One's lover is one's partner in observing and understanding the world. Marriage is a place where joint narratives are composed. If the lover is a liar then all your joint observations are unreliable. You will have to start all over again." - Philippa Gregory

"If you don't want to call it a European army, don't call it a European army. You can call it 'Margaret', you can call it 'Mary-Anne', you can find any name, but it is a joint effort for peace-keeping missions - the first time you have a joint, not bilateral, effort at European level." - Romano Prodi

"Your taxes are due a week from today. You can make out your check directly to Halliburton. Or you can do what I'm going to do. I'm filing my first joint return. No, I'm not getting married, I'm sending the IRS an actual joint with a note that says, 'If you think I'm paying for this war, you must be high.'" - Bill Maher

"I don't know what is marijuana. Perhaps I will try it when it will no longer be criminal. I will have my money for my fine and a joint in the other hand" - Jean Chretien

"Businesses once grew by one of two ways; grass roots up, or by acquisition... Today businesses grow through alliances - all kinds of dangerous alliances. Joint ventures and customer partnerings which, by the way, very few people understand." - Peter Drucker

"If a government commission had worked on the horse, you would have the first horse that could operate its knee joint in both directions. The trouble is it couldn't have stood up." - Peter Drucker

"We stand a professional distance apart, as if I can't feel his pain screaming in my head. Mine amplifies his; they share a joint sound-that of glass breaking-until they swell to a crescendo that deafens." - Ann Aguirre

"See, when you lie to me it hurts," Rixon said, swiping an imaginary tear. "I thought we had something special. I thought our joint eternal sentences of damnation were our bond." - Becca Fitzpatrick

"Frankly, the image of his father wearing bell-bottoms, smoking a joint, and calling his mother a "totally groovy chick" was wrong on so many levels he wanted to erase the whole thing from his memory" - Julie James

"The day General Soleimani flew back from Moscow to Iran was the day we believed that Russia used cyber warfare against the joint chiefs. We need a new commander in chief that will stand up to our enemies." - Ted Cruz

"I have every confidence in the ultimate success of our joint cause; but success in modern war requires something more than courage and a willingness to die: it requires careful preparation." - Douglas Macarthur

"Grief, I swear to God, doesn't live in the heart. It lives in the senses. And sometimes, all I want to do is cut off my nose so I can't smell her, hack my fingers off at the joint." - Dennis Lehane

"This is' lust. Lust wants, does the obvious Love is greedier. Love wants round-the-clock care; protection; rings, vows, joint accounts; scented candles on birthdays; life insurance. Babies. Love's a dictator." - David Mitchell

"But beef is rare within these oxless isles; Goat's flesh there is, no doubt, and kid, and mutton; And, when a holiday upon them smiles, A joint upon their barbarous spits they put on." - Lord Byron

"If the conflict in Lebanon continues, the risk of attacks will grow. This is why we must contribute to a joint (international) responsibility and help secure peace in Lebanon." - Wolfgang Schauble

"It is not in the United Nations that the Millennium Development Goals will be achieved. They have to be achieved in each of its Member States, by the joint efforts of their governments and people." - Kofi Annan

"It was Sunday, and, according to his custom on that day, McTeague took his dinner at two in the afternoon at the car conductors' coffee-joint on Polk Street." - Frank Norris

"Joint-stools were then created; on three legs Upborne they stood. Three legs upholding firm A massy slab, in fashion square or round. On such a stool immortal Alfred sat." - William Cowper

"Conversation stock being a joint and common property, every one should take a share in it; and yet there may be societies in which silence will be our best contribution." - Horace Smith

"Fie, fie upon her! There's language in her eye, her cheek, her lip; Nay, her foot speaks. Her wanton spirits look out At every joint and motive of her body." - William Shakespeare

"We stand a professional distance apart, as if I ca' feel his pain screaming in my head. Mine amplifies his; they share a joint sound-that of glass breaking-until they swell to a crescendo that deafens." - Ann Aguirre

"The Church's teaching on ownership diverges radically from collectivism as proclaimed by Marxism and "rigid" capitalism. The primacy of the person over things joint ownership of the means of work." - Pope John Paul Ii

"My favorite song is Eminem's 'Rap God.' That joint is just incredible, It's six-and-a-half minutes of him just crushing the whole game. It's so different from what I hear if I listen to the radio." - Mekhi Phifer

"You go to jail for drinking beer and then walking with your bike. You go to jail for smoking a joint. For abortion. This is a nihilist policy which hurts people." - Janusz Palikot

"All the men in the joint raised me up, told me what to do, what was right and wrong, told me when to sit down, when to stand up, I just did whatever I was told." - Charles Manson

"There is no such thing as the Queen's English. The property has gone into the hands of a joint stock company and we own the bulk of the shares!" - Mark Twain

"I've been doing the Fonda workout: the Peter Fonda workout. That's where I wake up, take a hit of acid, smoke a joint, and go to my sister's house and ask her for money." - Kevin Meaney

"A full relationship is what God offers to those who come to God by Jesus. Imagine this! An open invitation to become a member of the royal family and a joint-heir with the Son of God." - R. T. Kendall

"The police can go to downtown Harlem and pick up a kid with a joint in the streets. But they can't go into the elegant apartments and get a stockbroker who's sniffing cocaine." - Noam Chomsky

"Fie, fie upon her! There's language in her eye, her cheek, her lip, Nay, her foot speaks; her wanton spirits look out At every joint and motive of her body." - William Shakespeare



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