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"John Edwards comes from working folk, just like me. John Edwards worked hard and excelled to get his education, just like me." - Harvey Gantt

"Tiger Woods and John Edwards had a better year than the Stimulus bill." - Mitch Mcconnell

"We've had a Congress that's spent money like John Edwards at a beauty shop." - Mike Huckabee

"Democratic candidate John Kerry on Tuesday chose fellow Senator John Edwards to be his running mate. Asked about Edwards' lack of foreign policy experience, Kerry revealed his new campaign slogan, 'I Promise Not to Die.'" - Dennis Miller

"In South Carolina, Senator John Edwards won handily, fulfilling his promise to win every state he was born in." - Jon Stewart

"There are rumors that there is a John Edwards sex tape. People say it's twenty minutes of Edwards caressing and stroking...And that's just the part where he fixes his hair." - Craig Ferguson

"John Ashcroft - John Ashcrack - ibid." - Jello Biafra

"Somebody is going to have to do fancy footwork to make sure Elizabeth and John Edwards get their prime-time shot." - Jeff Greenfield

"If I'm going to say anything about John Edwards in the future, I'll just wish he had been killed in a terrorist assassination plot." - Ann Coulter

"I was going to have a few comments about John Edwards but you have to go into rehab if you use the word faggot." - Ann Coulter

"Satan called - he's changed the sheets, fluffed the pillows and laid out the complimentary chocolate. Hell is ready for John Edwards." - Christopher Titus

"John Edwards is a tragic case of a man who ran for President when he should have joined the Secret Service." - Andy Borowitz

"How about this John Edwards thing? Imagine that, a personal injury attorney who turns out to be a sleaze ball. Who could have seen that coming?" - Jay Leno

"Somebody is going to have to do fancy footwork to make sure Elizabeth and John Edwards get their prime-time shot ." - Jeff Greenfield

"Mitt Romney is a true Mormon. John Edwards and Bill Clinton are not real Mormons. It was not 'Brigham Young' they were chanting. It was 'Bring 'em young." - Evan Sayet

"Mitt Romney is a true Mormon. John Edwards and Bill Clinton are not real Mormons. It was not 'Brigham Young' they were chanting. It was 'Bring 'em young.'" - Evan Sayet

"During last night's debate, John Kerry and John Edwards were so friendly to each other some political experts think that they may end up running together. In fact Kerry and Edwards were so friendly, President Bush accused them of planning a gay marriage." - Conan Obrien

"During last night's debate, John Kerry and John Edwards were so friendly to each other some political experts think that they may end up running together. In fact Kerry and Edwards were so friendly, President Bush accused them of planning a gay marriage." - Conan O'Brien

"[Senators John Kerry & John Edwards] have risen high in Democratic polls with a brand of class resentment and soak-the-rich rhetoric rooted in the old-fashioned liberalism of Ted Kennedy." - William Safire

"A Ted Kennedy, John Kerry, John Edwards, Howard Dean, George Soros, or Al Gore looks - no, acts - like he either came out of a hairstylist's salon or got off a Gulfstream." - Victor Davis Hanson

"[Senators John Kerry & John Edwards] have risen high in Democratic polls with a brand of class resentment and soak-the-rich rhetoric rooted in the old-fashioned liberalism of Ted Kennedy." - William Safire

"John Keats / John Keats / John / Please put your scarf on." - J D Salinger

"I was going to have a few comments on the other Democratic presidential candidate John Edwards, but it turns out you have to go into rehab if you use the word faggot, so I - so kind of an impasse - can't really talk about Edwards." - Ann Coulter

"Kerry has already begun his search for a running mate. They say that because John Edwards still has $50 million in campaign money, Kerry might pick him. Pick him? Hey, for $50 million, Kerry will marry him." - Jay Leno

"My reasoning, if one can call it that, was inflamed by the scatter shot passions of youth and a literary diet overly rich in the works of Nietzshe, Kerouac, and John Menlove Edwards..." - Jon Krakauer

"[Jonathan] Edwards definitely shows up in the book [Saving Calvinism]. He appears as one of the interlocutors in the chapter on free will, the other being the Southern Presbyterian theologian John Girardeau." - Oliver D. Crisp

"Which would you like sitting in the oval office dealing with it (a major crisis)? Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, John Edwards, Geraldine Ferraro, Jimmy Carter,... or Sarah Palin? Personally, I would pick Palin." - Daniel Henninger

"When you are raised, as John Edwards was, in a small town like Robbins, North Carolina, you get to understand poverty and unemployment, or inadequate health care, first-hand by seeing the daily struggles of your friends and neighbors." - Harvey Gantt

"It's the best proposal that we ought to have because it's flatter, it's fairer, it's finite, it's family friendly. And instead, we've had a Congress that spent money like John Edwards at a beauty shop." - Mike Huckabee

"Godspeed, John Glenn." - Scott Carpenter

"Listen John-' 'Who's John?' 'You're John.' 'I'm John?' 'Yeah, I changed your name." - Dave Eggers

"John Hughes loved improvisers." - Edie Mcclurg

"A new poll says that if the election were held today, both John Kerry and John Edwards would beat President Bush by double digit margins. The White House is so worried about this, they're now thinking of moving up the capture of Osama Bin Laden to next month." - Jay Leno

"I think the country is very settled in a lot of ways, and we saw that after the Democratic Convention. I think a lot of the bump that we enjoyed came when John Kerry selected John Edwards as his running mate." - Harold Ford

"But it was very hard for people to separate me out from Hillary Clinton. All their ads were Hillary Clinton, John Kerry, John Edwards, and me. They said I was more liberal than these guys, and that if I went to Washington I'd be supporting their agenda. I found that extremely difficult to overcome." - Brad Carson

"I think the country is very settled in a lot of ways, and we saw that after the Democratic Convention. I think a lot of the bump that we enjoyed came when John Kerry selected John Edwards as his running mate." - Harold Ford Jr

"I think the country is very settled in a lot of ways, and we saw that after the Democratic Convention. I think a lot of the bump that we enjoyed came when John Kerry selected John Edwards as his running mate." - Harold Ford, Jr.

"John Goodman's pretty dark - I love John Goodman." - Todd Phillips

"John Wayne never wore Lycra." - Ron Kauk

"God, I love John Cassavetes." - Angela Sarafyan

"I just shot John Lennon." - Mark David Chapman

"John Muir, Earth-planet, Universe." - John Muir

"I can't stand John McCain." - Harry Reid

"I prefer the old masters, by which I mean John Ford, John Ford, and John Ford." - Orson Welles

"During last night's Republican debate, Mike Huckabee got a big laugh when he said that Congress has been spending money like John Edwards at a beauty salon. Then Huckabee got an even bigger laugh when he said he's running for president" - Conan O'Brien

"What could have John Edwards' motivations been to have the affair with Rielle Hunter, given his wife is smarter than he is and probably nagging him a lot about doing this, and he found somebody that did something with her mouth other than talk." - Rush Limbaugh

"[John] Calvin is revered as a thinker of immense importance in Reformed thought, Jonathan Edwards could say in his preface to his treatise on Freedom of the Will that he had derived none of his views from the work of Calvin, though he was willing to be called a "Calvinist" for the sake of convention." - Oliver D. Crisp

"I'm from North Carolina, and I stand here humbled, honored, and proud to place in nomination for the office of vice-president of the United States of America, my friend and my senator from the great state of North Carolina: John Edwards." - Harvey Gantt

"John Edwards makes us all proud to be Americans, and those of us from North Carolina are even more proud to claim him, for he represents the best that we can offer America at a time when strong, positive leadership is needed." - Harvey Gantt

"I read 'Game Change.' If you want to relive the campaign, that book is unbelievable. It's great. It's the book of that campaign. It brought all the memories back of everything with Clinton and Obama, and Sarah Palin and McCain, and choosing her, and John Edwards. It was an interesting book." - Annette Bening

"If that's your definition of the Clinton faction, then I think that that seems to be in ascendancy. That might include a guy like John Edwards, who's just starting this new center in Chapel Hill to deal with issues of poverty and work." - John Podesta

"I've always wanted to marry Elton John." - Barry Manilow

"The Tanakh says John Lennon is wrong." - Daniel Gordis

"Why can't I beat up John Cena?" - Shawn Michaels

"John McCain has already tapped me" - Sarah Palin

"John McCain was a prisoner of war." - Fred Thompson

"I would love John McCain as president." - Kimberly Guilfoyle

"John Hurt was incredible to work with." - Judd Nelson

"London now has its own John Grisham." - Mark Billingham

"And that, said John, is that." - A A Milne

"Beating John Landy was my defining race." - Roger Bannister

"I love everything John Carpenter's ever done." - D J Cotrona

"I only have one idol: John Lennon." - Michael Hirst

"Democrats should run Mahmoud Ahmadinejad for president. He's more coherent than Dennis Kucinich, he dresses like their base, he's more macho than John Edwards, and he's willing to show up at a forum where he might get one hostile question - unlike the current Democratic candidates for president who won't debate on Fox News Channel. He's not married to an impeached president, and the name Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is surely no more frightening than B. Hussein Obama." - Ann Coulter

"Yet it's true that looks matter in politics... It is also true that perfecting the outer shell has become an obsession in this country... Mitt Romney, Barack Obama and John Edwards almost always look good, and pretty much the same, in dark suits or casual wear. Fred Thompson always looks crepuscular and droopy. Often Hillary Clinton looks great, and sometimes she looks tired, heavier or puffier." - Maureen Dowd

"Jonathan Edwards developed a Calvinistic strand of the doctrine." - Oliver D. Crisp

"Edwards missed getting Stearns at third base by an eyeball." - Jerry Coleman

"I think an Edwards-Kerry ticket would be powerful." - John Edwards

"It's not because John McCain doesn't care. It's because John McCain doesn't get it." - Barack Obama

"John McCain and I, and our camps, are working together to get John McCain elected." - Sarah Palin

"John, what are you doing? John, my diet soda. What are you doing?" - CM Punk

"John Ashcroft is not a patriot, John Ashcroft is a descendant of Joseph McCarthy." - Howard Dean

"I love all the movies by director John Hughes. I also love John Landis's movies." - Robert Coppola Schwartzma

"Most of the fans of John Lennon and maybe John and Yoko are younger than me." - Yoko Ono

"I adore John Mayer. I don't see how anything that surrounds John could be negative." - Jessica Simpson

"Robert Mitchum sounded different from John Wayne, and John Wayne sounded different from Clark Gable." - Billy West

"When I first joined SAG, there was another John Reilly. My dad was John Reilly, too, but growing up I was John John. Nobody in life calls me John C. It's more like, 'Hey you, Step Brother!'" - John C Reilly

"To John I owed great obligation: But John unhandsomely thought fit To publish it to all the nation; Sure John and I are more than quit." - Matthew Prior

"[When asked which film directors he most admired:] I like the old masters, by which I mean John Ford, John Ford, and John Ford." - Orson Welles

"Thy only authentic ending is the one provided here: John and Mary die, John and Mary die, John and Mary die." - Margaret Atwood

"To John I owed great obligation; But John, unhappily, thought fit To publish it to all the nation: Sure John and I are more than quit." - Matthew Prior

"He helped John Cusak get his girlfriend back." - Chris Martin

"My daddy, he was somewhere between God and John Wayne." - Hank Williams, Jr.

"John you are not being open with me" - Elizabeth Proctor

"If you cut him, (John Bunyan) he'd bleed Scripture!" - Charles Spurgeon

"What TV was to John Kennedy, Facebook is to Obama." - Daniel Lyons

"Little Willie John is the soul singer's soul singer." - Marvin Gaye

"John Floridis was very inspiring. He plays so well." - Shawn Colvin

"Alastair Moock is the second coming of John Prine." - Ellis Paul

"For me, the biggest idiot will always be John Terry," - Rio Ferdinand

"John Kerry is a sphincter. Okay, that's a bit juvenile." - Jonah Goldberg

"John Terry wears his shirt on his sleeve" - Ray Parlour

"John Cross is feeling very boyish about Arsenal's chances" - Alan Brazil

"John Wayne was a consummate gentleman. Bigger than life." - Jennifer O'Neill

"John Brooke is acting dreadfully, and Meg likes it!" - Louisa May Alcott

"[John] Belushi was an extreme experience even by my standards." - Keith Richards

"Three more saves and he ties John the Baptist." - Hank Greenwald

"John Arne Riise was deservedly blown up for that foul" - Alan Green

"I'm John Kerry, and I'm reporting for duty," - John F Kerry

"God - the John Doe of philosophy and religion." - Elbert Hubbard

"I've met Nicole Kidman, Elton John, loads of people." - Allen Carr

"John McCain has not spoken about my Muslim faith." - Barack Obama

"My favorite short-story writer is John Cheever" - Irwin Shaw

"It's headed away by John Clark, using his head." - Derek Rae

"John McEnroe has hair like badly turned broccoli." - Clive James

"John Lee Hooker is the funkiest man alive" - Miles Davis

"John [Kricfalusi] is so arrogant. He thinks he's me!" - Ralph Bakshi

"John McDonnell is the Bear Bryant of track and field." - Frank Broyles

"Danger could be my middle name... But it's John." - Eddie Izzard

"There is nothing strange, creepy, or inappropriate about John Travolta ." - Scarlett Johansson

"I once was the walrus, now I'm John." - John Lennon

"I made the grandkids laugh. John Madden finally liked me!" - Frank Caliendo

"I love John Madden because he makes me feel smart." - Frank Caliendo

"["John F. Kennedy" movie] was just really clever storytelling." - Rob Lowe

"What did [Donald] Trump say about John McCain?" - Eric Bolling

"Bill Clinton outshines John Adams in that regard." - Nat Hentoff

"John Lewis is an icon in our society." - Al Sharpton

"Elton John said to me, "I have all the negatives."" - Jon Bon Jovi

"John Pelham; reported in Bartlett's Familiar Quotations, 10th ed. (1919)." - James Ryder Randall

"To win the game you must kill me, John Romero!" - John Romero

"There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford." - John Bradford

"My daddy, he was somewhere between God and John Wayne." - Hank Williams

"[Attorney General John Mitchell] is the Big Enchilada." - John Ehrlichman

"John said, You know what makes a successful executive?" - Max Barry

"John Barleycorn got up again, And sore surprised them all." - Robert Burns

"I'm John Kerry and I'm reporting for duty." - John Kerry

"What little Jack does not learn, big John will never." - Proverbs

"I use Graf Edmonton for boots and John Wilson blades." - Oksana Baiul

"My influences are Alice in Chains and Elton John." - Christian Kane

"I never have really become accustomed to the 'John.' Nobody ever really calls me John... I've always been Duke or Marion or John Wayne. It's a name that goes well together, and it's like one word - John Wayne." - John Wayne

"I'm John Clare now. I was Byron and Shakespeare formerly." - John Clare

"My first crush was on John Travolta in 'Grease.'" - Hilary Duff

"John Lennon was very irreverent and very intelligent." - Brenda Lee

"I am not John Lennon; I never will be!" - Julian Lennon

"John Huston is more of a creative director than most." - Robert Loggia

"John Kerry couldn't even order a Philly cheesesteak properly." - Rich Lowry

"I would not vote for John McCain under any circumstances." - James Dobson

"John Hughes had such a huge impact on filmmaking." - Molly Ringwald

"John Kerry's biography was central to his campaign." - Mark Shields

"John McCain was victimized in the South Carolina primary." - Mark Shields

"My favorite short-story writer is John Cheever." - Irwin Shaw

"At the moment, I'm enjoying John Grisham quite a bit." - Danielle Steel

"John Lennon was definitely my favorite Beatle, hands down." - Kurt Cobain

"John McCain... looks like a fraud to me." - Young Jeezy

"I want John Legend to sing at my wedding." - Sloane Stephens

"Is John Motson still wearing his shepherdskin coat?" - Bobby Gould

"I love John Stamos. John's a really friendly, cool dude." - Chord Overstreet

"I see myself as the female John Cleese." - Erin Oconnor

"John Wayne is not just an actor, and a very fine actor - John Wayne is the United States of America." - Maureen O'Hara

"Did John Brown fail? John Brown began the war that ended American slavery and made this a free Republic." - Frederick Douglass



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