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Jesus Freak Quotes


"I'm not a Jesus freak, I'm not a satan worshipper. I'm a contradiction, a juxtaposition." - Tairrie B

"Probably the label 'Jesus freak' is fine with me. Because I know who I am." - Troy Polamalu

"You could say that to the pope. I want to talk to you about Jesus. He'd be like, easy, freak." - Jim Gaffigan

"Anyone who thinks I'm a plastic-surgery freak is insane." - Jennifer Grey

"Basically, I was a freak show. This kid with this big old voice. I was a travelling freak." - Joss Stone

"I've come to view Jesus much the way I view Elvis. I love the guy but the fan clubs really freak me out," - John Fugelsang

"I"ve come to view Jesus much the way I view Elvis. I love the guy but the fan clubs really freak me out," - John Fugelsang

"Jesus never pussyfooted" - Elisabeth Elliot

"Jesus never gave advice" - John Bevere

"Fuck it. Kill Jesus." - Tim O'Brien

"Jesus, take the wheel." - Carrie Underwood

"What would Jesus do?" - Charles Sheldon

"Jesus wore designer clothes." - John Avanzini

"Jesus was a crackpot." - Rajneesh

"I love Jesus." - Ray Price

"Freak the ferocious out." - Marisha Pessl

"Being a control freak makes us tense, stressed out, and unpleasant to be with." - Judith Orloff

"I'm completely aware of the fact that I'm a control freak." - Paul Thomas Anderson

"I'm a mac and cheese freak. Homemade or from the blue box, I'm not picky!" - Candy Crowley

"I'm a baseball freak." - Dee Dee Myers

"Jesus did not predict a place. Jesus predicted a people." - Andy Stanley

"Jesus, Jesus help me. I'm alone in this world..." - Bono

"Jesus, I love you. Jesus, I love you." - Mother Teresa

"Suffering for Jesus is temporary. Pleasure in Jesus is eternal." - John Piper

"Jesus plus nothing equals everything; everything minus Jesus equals nothing." - Tullian Tchividjian

"You accept the historical Jesus?" - Albert Einstein

"Gentle Jesus, meek and mild..." - Charles Wesley

"Jesus, I trust in You." - Mary Faustina Kowalska

"Jesus [was the] first American" - Jerry Falwell

"Compare yourself only with Jesus." - Aiden Wilson Tozer

"Mosquito bites Jesus, receives communion." - Demetri Martin

"Who was Jesus? God saves." - Max Lucado

"Jesus was handling big money." - John Avanzini

"Slipping? We're bigger than Jesus." - John Lennon

"Nobody's seen Jesus in years." - Neil Gaiman

"Teaching people to become like Jesus, outside of the power of Jesus, dishonors Jesus." - Ed Stetzer

"Everything before Jesus is preface. Everything after Jesus is appendix. Jesus is the story." - Kevin Deyoung

"Takin' out my freak tonight" - Britney Spears

"Hello, you sick twisted freak." - Glenn Beck

"I am a control freak." - Georgina Chapman

"I'm not a control freak." - Fiona Apple

"Maybe I'm a control freak." - Robin Wright

"I'm a control freak. Totally." - Stanley Tucci

"I am an organization freak!" - Khloe Kardashian

"If Jesus heals instantly, praise Him. If Jesus heals gradually, trust Him. When Jesus heals ultimately, you will understand." - Max Lucado

"Christianity is about learning to love like Jesus loved and Jesus loved the poor and Jesus loved the broken." - Rich Mullins

"If you want to know what Jesus meant by what Jesus said, pay attention to that Jesus did." - Andy Stanley

"I live in Jesus, on Jesus, with Jesus, and soon hope to be perfectly conformed to His likeness." - Charles Spurgeon

"If Jesus was here, do you think Jesus would show me any love? Do you think Jesus would love me?" - Mike Tyson

"Jesus is our Advocate before God." - Charles Stanley

"Jesus must have been a psychopath" - Peter Wessel Zapffe

"We're more popular than Jesus Christ now." - John Lennon

"Christianity isn't all that complicated ... it's Jesus." - Joni Eareckson Tada

"Love the church because Jesus loves it." - D A Carson

"Jesus does' take sides; He takes over." - Andy Stanley

"One Way: Jesus! One Job: Evangelism!" - T.L. Osborn

"Jesus makes the bitterest mouthful taste sweet." - Therese Of Lisieux

"All men are brothered in Jesus Christ." - Pope Pius XII

"Jesus weeps and loves me still." - Charles Wesley

"Jesus will brush aside your inabilities." - Bill Vaughan

"Sorry, Jesus, I have to curse!" - Chynna Phillips

"People get ready...Jesus is coming!" - Misty Edwards

"Nothing is out of reach for Jesus." - Stasi Eldredge

"I'm in the hands of Jesus." - Tammy Faye Bakker

"Jesus is Lord! That is not negotiable." - Franklin Graham

"Jesus and Buddha cannot both be right" - Ravi Zacharias

"He who has Jesus has everything." - Rose Philippine Duchesne

"Let's go stomp those weirdies for Jesus!" - Bill Allred

"Jesus Christ had a sense of destiny." - T. B. Joshua

"A moment with Jesus changed everything." - Judah Smith

"What year did Jesus think it was?" - George Carlin

"Jesus Christ, is this an NPR convention?" - Jack White

"Jesus wants to give you peace." - Henry R Brandt

"In humility imitate Jesus and Socrates." - Benjamin Franklin

"Jesus Christ would have been considered just another long-haired hippie freak if he hadn't been crucified. The folks weren't impressed with healing the sick, feeding the multitudes bread and fish or anything else, except maybe the walking on water. But when he got crucified, that gave him his big start." - Ted Turner

"I'm too much of a control freak." - Dido

"When in doubt, freak 'em out." - Sharon Needles

"I do know I'm a control freak." - Alton Brown

"I'm a bit of a control freak." - E L James

"I'm a bit of a gadget freak." - Matt Lanter

"I'm too much of a control freak." - Dido Armstrong

"I get terrible butterflies. Before I go onstage, I'll have to freak out for five minutes. I scream. It seems to help!" - Josh Groban

"I'm a bit of a control freak." - Drew Barrymore

"It's okay to be a freak." - Lisa Bonet

"I'm a bit of a control freak." - April Bloomfield

"I am not a fashion freak!" - Kate Moss

"But, I'm kind of a control freak. I get really freaked out if I don't know what's going on and what's going to happen." - Kristen Stewart

"I've met every freak in the business." - Quincy Jones

"I love being a freak. It's great!" - Brian Molko

"Jesus doesn't care if you feel guilty. Jesus wants you to change." - Sarah Miles

"Our churches should attract the people Jesus attracted and frustrate the people Jesus frustrated." - Shane Claiborne

"Jesus doesn't avoid those who mess up. Jesus runs to those who mess up." - Matt Chandler

"If Jesus is on Tim Curran's side and Occy is Jesus, who gets to win?" - Cintra Wilson

"The Jesus that men want to see is not the Jesus they really need to see." - G. Campbell Morgan

"I believe what Jesus said, but Jesus never said priests couldn't be fools." - Jean-Luc Godard

"Jesus Christ said turn the other cheek. Unfortunately Luis Figo is not Jesus Christ." - Luiz Felipe Scolari

"Sometimes I prayed for Baby Jesus to make me good, but Baby Jesus didn't." - Barbara Kingsolver

"Not only do we know God through Jesus Christ, we only know ourselves through Jesus Christ." - Blaise Pascal

"Jesus was too smart to ever run for public office...that's what Jesus would do." - Mike Huckabee

"Jesus, he meets you where you are. Jesus, he heals your secret scars." - Wayne Watson

"Worship of Jesus is rather harmless and risk-free; actually following Jesus changes everything." - Richard Rohr

"Having made Jesus your all, you shall find your all in Jesus." - Charles Spurgeon

"Jesus didn't come to make us Christian. Jesus came to make us fully human." - Hans Rookmaaker

"Mentioning Jesus in your speech: Small government. Doing what Jesus asked: Big government." - Stephen Colbert

"Christianity is not "Jesus is our example." Christianity is "Jesus is our substitute."" - Tullian Tchividjian

"When the heart submits, then Jesus reigns When Jesus reigns, there is rest." - James Hudson Taylor

"When the heart submits, then Jesus reigns. When Jesus reigns, there is rest." - Hudson Taylor

"Jesus took your punishment, and God gave you credit for Jesus' perfection." - Max Lucado

"To be a disciple of Jesus is to make disciples of Jesus." - David Platt

"I'm a total soccer freak. I total soccer freak. Absolute total." - Robert Plant

"A true freak cannot be made. A true freak must be born." - Katherine Dunn

"When you come to Jesus, you don't come to get health, wealth and prosperity. You come to Jesus to get Jesus" - David Platt

"We are not saved by what Jesus taught, and we are certainly not saved by what we understand Jesus to have taught. We are saved by Jesus Himself." - Robert Farrar Capon

"I think one day Madonna's going to say Jesus is Lord, one day Muhammad is going to say Jesus is Lord, Hitler will say Jesus is Lord." - Rick Warren

"Jesus was the greatest religious genius that ever lived." - Ernest Renan

"Instructions from Jesus will always yield favorable results." - Creflo A. Dollar

"Jesus Christ was an extremist for love, truth and goodness." - Martin Luther King, Jr.

"Jesus took His flesh from the flesh of Mary" - Saint Augustine

"I don't know anyone less Jesus like than Christians." - Bill Maher

"Jesus was lost in his love for God." - Rumi

"If Jesus was hung, would we pray to a rope?" - Gordon Downie

"[Jesus] invoked a different kind of power: love, not coercion." - Philip Yancey

"Jesus never told His friends to play it safe." - Bob Goff

"In a conflict of loyalty, obey Jesus at all costs." - Oswald Chambers

"There is power in simply speaking the name Jesus." - Lysa TerKeurst

"Jesus is never bored in his relationship with you." - Mike Bickle

"Jesus may love you, but i'm his favourite" - Darynda Jones

"The work we do is only our love for Jesus in action...If we pray the work...if we do it to Jesus, if we do it for Jesus, if we do it with Jesus...that's what makes us content." - Mother Teresa

"Good afternoon, everybody-ugh, Jesus, gimme a sec." - Barack Obama

"Every step you make in Jesus Christ enrages the devil." - Leonard Ravenhill

"Don't worry, Even Jesus never saw his real father" - J Cole

"May the heart of Jesus be loved everywhere." - Pope Leo XII

"I see in my neighbor the Person of Jesus Christ." - Gerard Majella

"Leadership is influencing a community to follow Jesus." - Dan Kimball

"Jerusalem meant one thing for Jesus: certain death." - John Piper

"Jesus is with me. I have nothing to fear." - Pier Giorgio Frassati

"Evangelization is leading people to Jesus, not ourselves." - Paul George

"Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an ass." - Stephen Hawking

"Jesus: a wine-guzzling vagrant and precocious socialist." - Barbara Ehrenreich

"Jesus don't walk on water no more; his feet leak." - Edward Abbey

"Try Jesus, you won't regret it, a billboard read." - Anne Tyler

"Jesus was either a Liar, a Lunatic, or Lord" - C S Lewis

"Jesus taught that perseverance is the essential element in prayer." - Edward Mckendree Bounds

"Truly Jesus is the great need of our souls." - Hudson Taylor

"For Jesus Christ I am prepared to suffer still more." - Maximilian Kolbe

"Can anyone receive Jesus into his heart and not die?" - Imelda Lambertini

"Don't swear in the Literal Heart of Jesus." - John Green

"Some turn to Jesus and some turn to heroin." - Joni Mitchell

"Jesus did not come to be the Messiah" - John Hagee

"I am half a man, holy Jesus, what a drag." - Randy Newman



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