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"Jesse Helms has never been an invincible man." - Harvey Gantt

"I have come to realize that Jesse Helms stands for everything in politics that is anathema to me." - William Weld

"Jesse Helms wants me to move to the right, Lowell Weiker wants me to move to the left, and Teddy Kennedy wants me to move back to California." - Ronald Reagan

"I was the only person of color in the Senate, and my colleagues were Strom Thurmond, Jesse Helms and Trent Lott." - Carol Moseley Braun

"North Carolina Senator Jesse Helms has signed a deal with Random House to write his memoirs. Scholars will no doubt benefit from the reflections of a man who was wrong on every major issue for 40 years. Helms' aides say the proceeds from the book will be donated to the non-profit Jesse Helms Center where they apparently have more experience burning than publishing them." - Paul Begala

"Now, you have to tighten your belts, because we, your leaders, mis-spent your hard-earned money. Know what would make tightening my belt a little easier? If I could tighten it around Jesse Helms' scrawny little chicken-neck." - Bill Hicks

"[On Senator Jesse Helms] I think he ought to be worried about what's going on in the Good Lord's mind, because if there is retributive justice, he'll get AIDS from a transfusion, or one of his grandchildren will." - Nina Totenberg

"I just get the feeling that if Jesse Helms was in charge of art in America, you'd go into a museum and see nothing but prints of dogs playing cards." - Elayne Boosler

"Jesse ain't running nothin' but his mouth." - Marion Barry

"I just voted for Jesse Jackson !" - Eddie Murphy

"Jesse Joyce is a great writer." - Dave Attell

"More in prosperity is reason tost than ships in storms, their helms and anchors lost." - John Denham

"I'm pretty sure no one's reading action scripts saying, 'This has got to be Ed Helms.'" - Ed Helms

"I actually defeated an incumbent Republican senator who was part of the Jesse Helm's political machine in North Carolina, the result of which is I'm now the senior senator from North Carolina instead of Jesse Helms, which is a very good thing for this country." - John Edwards

"Jesse, this is Craig. Craig, Jesse. You two should get along. Jesse's dead, too." - Meg Cabot

"Just because you shot Jesse James, don't make you Jesse James." - Jonathan Banks

"I would be Jesse Martin ..., but not to be his character, just so I could be Jesse Martin and sing like Jesse Martin for a day." - Greg Berlanti

"Jesse Jackson was spending time with his family, or families." - P. J. O'Rourke

"He was tenser than Jesse Jackson on Father's Day." - Scott Adams

"I find Jesse Jackson to be religiously, progressively old fashioned." - Jackie Jackson

"Bring back Sally Jesse Rafael! That's all I'm asking." - Jacob Young

"Everybody knows who Gandhi is. Who knows Jesse Stone?" - Jesse Stone

"The Greeks have snatched up their spears. They have pointed the helms of their ships Toward the bulwarks of Troy." - Hilda Doolittle

"Small events and choices determine the direction of our lives just as small helms determine the directions of great ships." - M Russell Ballard

"Jesse Helms and Newt Gingrich were shaking hands congratulating themselves on the introduction of an antigay bill in Congress. If it passes, they won't be able to shake hands, because it will then be illegal for a prick to touch an asshole." - Judy Carter

"There was an exhibition in Munich in 1937, 'Degenerate Art,' which included work by Klee, Kandinsky, Beckmann and many others. The work was called 'sick' and put in the trash heap. The sentiments expressed toward contemporary art by Jesse Helms, Pat Robertson and Mayor Giuliani recall the language used by the Nazis." - Hans Haacke

"I have a particular interest in corporations that give themselves a cultural aura and are in other areas suspect. Philip Morris presents itself in New York as the lover of culture while it turns out that if you look behind the scenes, it is also a prime funder of Jesse Helms, someone who is very hostile to the arts." - Hans Haacke

"While liberals appeared to be safely in power, feminists could perhaps afford the luxury of defining Larry Flynt or Roman Polanski as Enemy Number One. Now that we have to cope with Jerry Falwell and Jesse Helms, a rethinking of priorities seems in order." - Ellen Willis

"Was it like this? (Jesse) (Jesse made an inhuman ghost noise.) That sounds like Darth Vader choking on a chicken bone. (Gloria)" - Sherrilyn Kenyon

"The difference between me and them is that I'll look at Jesse Jackson and I'll see four Jesse Jacksons, and they'll just see one, the clown ambulance chaser." - Chris Matthews

"Jesse: " Hey Rose, welcome back. Still breaking hearts?" Rose: " Are you volunteering?" - Richelle Mead

"Hey, Vader, keep your Jedi mind tricks to yourself. That hurt! (Jesse)" - Sherrilyn Kenyon

"Jesse Jackson's living depends on the maintenance of an African-American victim culture" - Mark Steyn

"Have you ever noticed how all composite pictures of wanted criminals resemble Jesse Jackson?" - Rush Limbaugh

"If children could vote, Jesse Jackson would be our next president." - Fred Allen

"You know, Jesse Jackson is just trying to stir up a hornet's nest." - Ken Blackwell

"Jesse Ventura took American politics and raised it to the level of professional wrestling." - Argus Hamilton

"Reverend Jesse Jackson, President-for-Life of the People's Republic of Himself." - Mark Steyn

"One thing of the many things that I know about Jesse Jackson, he is persistent." - Jackie Jackson

"Jesse Stone did more to develop the basic rock-and-roll sound than anybody else." - Ahmet Ertegun

"You know, Jesse Jackson is just trying to stir up a hornet's nest." - Kenneth Blackwell

"I'm in show business... I want to hang out with Janet Jackson, not Jesse Jackson." - Chris Rock

"Jesse James's next tattoo should be a warning label: Danger. Loving this man could break you." - Alafair Burke

"Tell me Jesse, does she sigh when you kiss her too" - Meg Cabot

"What we're seeing now is not just a backlash against feminism. When you look at guys like [Jesse] Helms in the '80s or even Reagan and Bush, there was a real political backlash against feminism. This is different. This is a parodic recreation of the destruction of traditional masculinity. Look at these hollow men. Look at Steve Bannon who wears sweat pants, who doesn't shave. Or Yiannopoulos who is just a clown. This is toxic masculinity. It's new. To see it as a return to the past is a mistake. It's the breakdown of traditional masculinity, rather than its retrenchment." - Stephen Marche

"A thousand hearts are great within my bosom: Advance our standards, set upon our foes; Our ancient word of courage, fair St. George, Inspire us with the spleen of fiery dragons! Upon them! Victory sits upon our helms." - William Shakespeare

"... they who wore Mitres and helms and crowns, or wreaths of light, Signs of thought's empire over thought -their lore Taught them not this, to know themselves; their might Could not repress the mystery within." - Percy Bysshe Shelley

"Senator Helms might very well do that. I would point out to him that we in the art world are not necessarily in the business of making controversial art." - Jane Alexander

"People may have their opinions about Senator Helms, but he was highly effective and he took care of his constituency. I learned all those lessons from him, and I bring a great deal to the table because of that." - David Rouzer

"Jesse has opened for me extensively on the road so I've seen him do hundreds of sets. He is always super funny, has tons of material and the crowds love him. Bottom line, Jesse Joyce is a great comedian." - Greg Giraldo

"Jesse has opened for me extensively on the road so I"ve seen him do hundreds of sets. He is always super funny, has tons of material and the crowds love him. Bottom line, Jesse Joyce is a great comedian." - Greg Giraldo

"When I used to work for Reverend Jesse Jackson he would say, "You've got to know the rules in order to break the rules." The 1988 campaign of Reverend Jesse Jackson made fundamental changes to the way Democrats do business." - Leah D. Daughtry

"My teachers could have easily ridden with Jesse James for all the time they stole from me." - Richard Brautigan

"Jesse James is like a Leonard Cohen song, I wanted to do something that was like a pop song." - Andrew Dominik

"I dated Siamese twins, I slept with Big Foot, too. Get me on Sally Jesse, put me on Donahue." - Al Yankovic

"She's had so little love, Jesse thought, I will drown her in it for the rest of her life." - LaVyrle Spencer

"U.S. Internal Revenue Service: an agency modeled after the revenue raising concepts of the 19th century economist, Jesse James." - Robert Breault

"Jesse Ventura is basically proof that the people of Minnesota are not social drinkers... they are obviously alcoholics." - Lewis Black

"I think Jesse Eisenberg is such a great writer. He was a great director and really tough." - Parker Posey

"Giving Magic the basketball is like giving Hitler an army, Jesse James a gang, or Genghis Khan a horse." - James Patrick Murray

"U.S. Internal Revenue Service: an agency modeled after the revenue raising concepts of the 19th century economist, Jesse James." - Robert Brault

"Great things happen in small places. Jesus was born in Bethlehem. Jesse Jackson was born in Greenville." - Jesse Jackson

"From Jesse James to Charles Manson, the media, since their inception, have turned criminals into folk heroes." - Marilyn Manson

"Jesse Jackson's in trouble. They're going after this tax thing. Jesse said he will amend his taxes to show the money that he paid to his mistress. See, he has just one mistress. Jesse uses the standard mistress deduction. As opposed to Clinton, who had to itemize." - Jay Leno

"There was a rumor that Jesse Jackson was going to go over there to talk with the Taliban, apparently they were having trouble rhyming the word Jihad." - Jay Leno

"Jesse Jackson and Al Not-So-Sharpton would be lisping their ebonic mumbo-jumbo that the policy and the president are racist and bigoted." - Ted Nugent

"I have been a fan of Jesse Terry since the first time I heard him. He's a humble - and humbling - talent." - Tony Arata

"It's a brilliant song! C"mon..."Every day is like survival. You're my lover, not my rival." What could be more meaningful than that? (Jesse)" - Sherrilyn Kenyon

"It's a brilliant song! C'mon...'Every day is like survival. You're my lover, not my rival.' What could be more meaningful than that? (Jesse)" - Sherrilyn Kenyon

"Here comes Jesse Jackson, he talks of common ground. Does that common ground include me, or is it just a sound?" - Lou Reed

"For some, time passes slowly. An hour can seem like an eternity. For others, there was never enough. For Jesse Tuck, it didn't exist." - Natalie Babbitt

"To tell a woman not to talk too much was like telling Jesse James not to carry a gun, or a hen not to cackle." - Malcolm X

"Dancing?' Annabeth asked. Thalia nodded. She cocked her ear to the music and made a face. 'Ugh. Who chose Jesse McCartney?' Grover looked hurt. 'I did." - Rick Riordan

"The [Elian] raid... was almost worth it, if only to watch Jesse Jackson...defending an armed pre-dawn raid by the US government on a minority household." - Rich Galen

"Every time I hangout with Sandra Bullock I think I want to be her. I want to be married to Jesse James." - Ryan Reynolds

"I know Reverend Jesse Jackson is controversial, and not a popular figure with many, but he hired me in 1984. He gave me my first job in politics." - Donna Brazile

"We had Jesse Ventura in Minnesota win the governorship, nobody thought he was going to win. I'm telling you, stranger things have happened." - Keith Ellison

"That was my goal in portraying Jesse Owens: bringing that level of humanity so people could understand who he was as a person." - Stephan James

"We'd get into these little towns and tell 'em to get out the fastest guy in town and Jesse Owens would spot him ten yards and beat him." - Jesse Owens

"Jesse Jackson won South Carolina in '84 and '88. Jackson ran a good campaign. And Obama ran a good campaign here." - Bill Clinton

"If I had a reality show, it would probably be called 'Keeping Fit with Jesse Tyler Ferguson' because then I'd be forced to hit the gym every day." - Jesse Tyler Ferguson

"Jesse Jackson, when I met him, he had an innocence about him which is still very much a part of him today." - Jackie Jackson

"I have very mixed feelings about Jesse Jackson. He's very good about labor, and human and civil rights issues, but not so good on cultural issues." - Jello Biafra

"Jesse Jackson is a leader and a teacher who can open our hearts and open our minds and stir our very souls." - Ann Richards

"'The Assassination of Jesse James' remains one of my favorite films that I've done. You know, it's still labeled a loser." - Brad Pitt

"I met Jesse Owens once. He was a remarkable individual, and I have tremendous respect for what he did in the Olympics under the circumstances." - Lee Trevino

"You know, people'd always ask 'Why is Jesse Jackson running for the White House?' They never seen the house I'm running from." - Jesse Jackson

"Now as at all times I can see in the mind's eye, In their stiff, painted clothes, the pale unsatisfied ones Appear and disappear in the blue depth of the sky With all their ancient faces like rain- beaten stones, And all their helms of silver hovering." - William Butler Yeats

"Jesse [James]was known as a kind of Robin Hood character and also it was known that his exploits were somewhat dubious - however, he perpetuated this myth. Our film [The Assassination of Jesse James ] really takes place at the end of all that, the last year of his life, at the end of all that celebrity." - Brad Pitt

"Well, hi, CeeCee," I said. "Hi, Adam. Nice of you two to drop by. Ever heard of knocking?" "Oh, please," CeeCee said. "Why? Because we might interrupt you and your precious Jesse?" Jesse, upon hearing this, raised his eyebrows. Way up." - Meg Cabot

"I'm sure you know by now, Jesse Jackson was overheard saying, and I'll put this more delicately, that he wanted to cut Barack Obama's testicles off. And Jesse has been on several news programs the last couple of days, explaining what he meant by those comments. Do you need to explain that?" - Jay Leno

"Jesse Jackson also said he thought Barack Obama was talking down to black people by lecturing them on things like fatherhood and being a responsible husband. Jesse thought it was insulting, not only to him, but to his former mistress and their love child." - Jay Leno

"Jesse Jackson's wife was arrested in Puerto Rico while protesting the naval bombings there. Jesse said he was holding a meeting with four of his secretaries to decide what to do and that these meetings could run well into the night." - Jay Leno

"I guess we didn't even officially apologize. Jesse Jackson called on the United States to officially apologize to the Chinese. Jesse said, 'An apology is not a sign of weakness.' And as President Clinton has taught us, an apology isn't even a sign you're sorry." - Jay Leno

"Has' anyone ever told you," Jesse asked, in a semi-amused voice, " that a gentleman never lays a hand on a lady?" Which I thought was kind of funny, considering where Jesse had had his hand the last time I"d seen him. But I thought it better to let that slide." - Meg Cabot

"Hasn't anyone ever told you," Jesse asked, in a semi-amused voice, " that a gentleman never lays a hand on a lady?" Which I thought was kind of funny, considering where Jesse had had his hand the last time I'd seen him. But I thought it better to let that slide." - Meg Cabot

"Oh Jesse, paint you pictures, 'bout how it's gonna be. By now I should know better, your dreams are never free. But tell me all about, our little trailer by the sea. Oh Jesse, you can always sell any dream to me." - Joshua Kadison

"Question: Does it frost Jackson, Jesse Jackson, that someone like Obama, who fits the stereotype blacks once labeled as an Oreo - a black on the outside, a white on the inside - that an Oreo should be the beneficiary of the long civil rights struggle which Jesse Jackson spent his lifetime fighting for?" - John Mclaughlin

"And here come the Left Brothers - Al "747" Sharpton and Jesse "DC 10" Jackson - barreling in for a landing on top of Goodell's dome. And this time every black person with an ounce of common sense and self-respect is riding shotgun with Jesse and Al, who have justifiably voiced their displeasure with Limbaugh's ownership bid." - Jason Whitlock

"I don't want everyone to think of me as just 'that kid who called Jesse Jackson a communist in middle school.' That's why I decided to become a famous actress." - Evangeline Lilly

"[Robert]Ford had the idea that through fame he would receive some personal validity, but he didn't. I feel that these are not the main themes, but certainly themes that are at play in this film [ Assassination of Jesse James]." - Brad Pitt

"I think Jesse [Zwick] is part of a new generation of director, because we'd be kidding ourselves if we did not acknowledge that there is this unsaid rule that the hero looks a certain way." - Nate Parker

"Jesse, we can't do this." "Sure we can, honey. It's the perfect night for it. You're a woman, I'm a man. Those little twinkling things overhead are stars. I believe it's referred to as romance." - Christine Feehan

"Jesse Jackson was involved in a three-car crash this weekend. I understand that no one was hurt, but I understand that two of the women in the other cars are now pregnant." - Jay Leno

"I sound like Jesse Jackson or Martin Luther King, but I honestly feel like the world is mature enough. And, for me, I just want to do good roles." - Marlon Wayans

"Man, you're a regular Bonnie Parker." "A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up." Jesse found that hysterical. "Did Willie say that?" "Nope, Mae West. Now, how do I get on this thing in a skirt?" - Ruta Sepetys

"I beg your pardon. I'm not gross. (Simone) Grody to the max. Gag me with a spoon. I"ve seen you in the mornings. You're not exactly well coiffed. (Jesse)" - Sherrilyn Kenyon

"They"re ogling you, dude. Talking about your assets and the fact that you're nauseatingly ripped, which I would have been had I not bit the dust at seventeen. I'm forever trapped in my tall, gangly phase. (Jesse)" - Sherrilyn Kenyon

"Jesse, we ca' do this." "Sure we can, honey. It's the perfect night for it. You're a woman, I'm a man. Those little twinkling things overhead are stars. I believe it's referred to as romance." - Christine Feehan

"I beg your pardon. I'm not gross. (Simone) Grody to the max. Gag me with a spoon. I've seen you in the mornings. You're not exactly well coiffed. (Jesse)" - Sherrilyn Kenyon

"They're ogling you, dude. Talking about your assets and the fact that you're nauseatingly ripped, which I would have been had I not bit the dust at seventeen. I'm forever trapped in my tall, gangly phase. (Jesse)" - Sherrilyn Kenyon

"Jesse has a new dog. You may have noticed that his former pets have been peculiarly unfortunate. When this dog dies every employee in the White House will be at once discharged." - Ulysses S Grant

"At an early age Jesse often said he wanted to be a soldier, and before long he was one. He was there with his military brotherhood, fighting terrorism there so we wouldn't have to fight it here." - Paula Gonzalez

"It wasn't the first time. This happened to Dennis Kucinich. It happened to Jesse Jackson. They did it even to Howard Dean, creating the Dean scream. This is how they [democrats] work." - Jill Stein

"Tennis legend Bjorn Borg appeared in a Swedish TV ad urging Swedes to have more sex to solve the country's falling birth rate. America can help. This is a perfect opportunity to name Jesse Jackson ambassador to Sweden." - Argus Hamilton

"No parents. You have Uncle Jesse, forever in overalls. Then there's Bo and Duke. What do they do? I never saw them working for food or gas money. You can only kill so many possum." - Bill Engvall

"Man, you're a regular Bonnie Parker." "A dame that knows the ropes is' likely to get tied up." Jesse found that hysterical. "Did Willie say that?" "Nope, Mae West. Now, how do I get on this thing in a skirt?" - Ruta Sepetys

"Well, one of my favorite ones to work on - besides just about any scene from 'Deadwood' - was my scene with Brad Pitt in 'Assassination of Jesse James'. That was just a fun day." - Garret Dillahunt

"I was proud to march beside some of the most notable Civil Rights activists, such as the Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr., Rev. Jesse Jackson, and Joseph L. Rauh, Jr., from Selma to Montgomery." - Charles B Rangel

"I'm not just gonna go after the black Jesse Jackson they all want to make fun of, but I know the wrong people are gonna laugh at that. I don't want to play to that crowd. I don't." - Chris Matthews

"I may not have the gun that Jesse James had when he was gunned down, but if there's a piece identified with him and the same place, then I get interested; it's always excited me." - Red Mccombs

"Yeah, I think that's it... It's like Jesse James. He became really popular because he lasted so long. You know, there is some degree of truth to the fact that time will dignify anything, too." - John Milius

"Jesse Tyler Ferguson is probably one of the funniest people I've ever met in my life. Everything the kid does is funny. I think he tunes his life to being funny." - Jesse L Martin

"Jesse McCartney is one of the nicest people around. I hate when I hear bad things about him, because anyone who knows him would agree that he's a good guy and really humble." - Zac Efron

"I injured myself politically when I took on Jesse Jackson' in the 1988 presidential campaign. I was too strident. I didn't recognize the emotional tie that he had with all black voters." - Ed Koch

"In the early days of the crash it was widely believed that Jesse L. Livermore, a Bostonian with a large and unquestionably exaggerated reputation for bear operations, leading a syndicate that was driving the market down." - John Kenneth Galbraith

"Colombe Josse is the older Jesse daughter. Colombe Jesse is also a sort of tall blonde leek who dresses like a penniless Bohemian. If there is one thing I despise, it is the perverse affectation of rich people who go around dressing as if they were poor, in second-hand clothes, ill-fitting gray bonnets, socks full of holes, and flowered shirts under threadbare sweaters. Not only is it ugly, it is also insulting: nothing is more despicable than a rich man's scorn for a poor man's longing." - Muriel Barbery

"Jesse Owen was bigger than a black hero, he was an American hero. For me, I looked at it from that perspective. Through my research, I obviously learned a lot, much of which made me sad, upset, disappointed and even angry, regarding what Jesse had to go through. Not only was he a black man in America during an age of high racial tension and segregation, but he was also living in the middle of the Great Depression - it was very difficult times for him and his family." - Stephan James

"Jesse Marcel's unproven story was now primetime mythology. This remote New Mexico town had hit the jackpot. It didn't matter that there wasn't a shred of credible evidence to support the claim that a flying saucer crashed here. It didn't matter that there were no credible witnesses to alien bodies." - Peter Jennings

"Jesse Jackson has to get back to "I am somebody" instead of "I am some color."" - Ernest Hollings

"I don't think it would be crazy to have a model or an entity model on the Reconstruction Finance Corp. That goes back to 1932, although it was really implemented in '33 under Jesse Jones, and it invested in mostly banks initially and preferred stock and that sort of thing." - Howard Warren Buffett

"There are certain aspects of celebrity that I understand, although that's not the main point of the story [ in Assassination of Jesse James] , but it is one of the by products. I certainly understand what its like to be hunted and have a bounty on my head but at least nobody is pointing guns at me." - Brad Pitt

"I had the luxury of working on the script with Andrew [Dominik] for a good year before the film started, so I was already intimate with the story [of The Assassination of Jesse James] and felt quite prepared walking into it." - Brad Pitt

"Far too often scripts are being written with race in mind, but the subject matter doesn't lend itself to any conversation on race. I applaud Jesse [Zwick] for having the courage to say, this [About Alex] just a story about friends, and they could be anyone. There's no specific color that forces a relationship to be discussed in any other manner." - Nate Parker

"Why is it that the Rev. Jesse Jackson can quote the Bible in support of his pet causes, but conservative ministers and lay people must argue purely on secular grounds for their social and political agenda?... It seems that mixing religion and politics is acceptable as long as the road turns to the left." - Gary DeMar

"It has always been an irony to me that the 'religious right' has come under so much attack for being involved in politics when the black community has been doing it for hundreds of years. The Reverend Jesse Jackson is rarely, if ever, attacked for his involvement in politics." - Kay Coles James

"The other day the plane that Barack Obama was on had some mechanical difficulties and was forced to land. Well, the National Transportation Safety Board did an inspection on the plane, and you know what they found? The bolts on the plane were fine, but apparently Jesse Jackson had taken some of the nuts off." - Jay Leno

"Following revelations that he fathered a love child, the good Reverend Jesse Jackson - or should we say the 'very' good Reverend - is enduring the scandal with the help of family and friends. A scandal which gives clearer meaning to the Rainbow Coalition's Operation 'Push'." - Jon Stewart

"Please don't miss me too much. Please don't be too sad. Find someone else to love, because you have much love to give and it's a gift that shouldn't be wasted. You , Jesse, were the rose that made my life sweet.I will wait for you in heaven." - Lurlene Mcdaniel

"Anna is the only proof I have that I was born into this family. Instead of dropped off on the doorstep by some Bonnie and Clyde couple that ran off into the night. On the surface, we"re polar opposites. Under the skin, though, we"re the same: people think they know what they"re getting, and they"re always wrong. (Jesse)" - Jodi Picoult

"Ectoplasmic plane? What the devil is that? (Simone) It's jargon from those of us who are corporeally challenged. It's the great beyond where we bounce into each other like floundering atoms. It's really kind of gross - which is why I hang out with you. But only because you're less gross than they are. (Jesse)" - Sherrilyn Kenyon

"I know you're going to find this hard to believe, but for some reason I do' understand, I actually like you...most of the time. (Simone) Well, you also love Jesse. Obviously your taste in men leaves a lot to be desired. (Xypher)" - Sherrilyn Kenyon

"Anna is the only proof I have that I was born into this family. Instead of dropped off on the doorstep by some Bonnie and Clyde couple that ran off into the night. On the surface, we're polar opposites. Under the skin, though, we're the same: people think they know what they're getting, and they're always wrong. (Jesse)" - Jodi Picoult

"Ectoplasmic plane? What the devil is that? (Simone) It's jargon from those of us who are corporeally challenged. It's the great beyond where we bounce into each other like floundering atoms. It's really kind of gross - which is why I hang out with you. But only because you're less gross than they are. (Jesse)" - Sherrilyn Kenyon

"I know you're going to find this hard to believe, but for some reason I don't understand, I actually like you...most of the time. (Simone) Well, you also love Jesse. Obviously your taste in men leaves a lot to be desired. (Xypher)" - Sherrilyn Kenyon

"... one thing people always ask me is 'How do you play outside?' ... I have no idea how to teach that, but when I was discussing this with our bass player Jesse Murphy, he said 'tell them to go cliff diving'... In other words, when you're jamming, you have to take risks if you want to find new sounds..." - John Scofield

"He was highly annoyed by the series of triumphs by the marvelous colored American runner, Jesse Owens. People whose antecedents came from the jungle were primitive, Hitler said with a shrug; their physiques were stronger than those of civilized whites and hence should be excluded from future games." - Albert Speer

"I've never had the Lord say, 'Jesse, I think that car is a little bit too nice.' I've had vehicles and the Lord said, 'Would you please go park that at your house. Don't put that in front of my house. I don't want people to think that I'm a poor God.'" - Jesse Duplantis

"Look at those hedge funds - you think they can wait? They don't know how to wait! I have sat for years at a time with $10 to $12 million in treasuries or municipals, just waiting, waiting...As Jesse Livermore said, 'The big money is not in the buying and selling...but in the waiting.'" - Charlie Munger

"What the Clintons have always done is embraced challenging. They can't have enough photo opportunities with Al Sharpton or Jesse Jackson. They communicate to blacks that they agree with their challenging identity. So, in a sense, Hillary is blacker than Barack Obama. Their alignment with this black identity makes them 'black' in a metaphorical sense, I guess." - Shelby Steele



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