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"New Jersey gives us glue." - Howard Dietz

"I'm a girl from Jersey." - Jane Krakowski

"Heaven looks a lot like New Jersey." - Jon Bon Jovi

"Quick, name some towns in New Jersey" - James Thurber

"No, I live in New Jersey because I like living in New Jersey." - Jon Stewart

"New Jersey is very big. There are different areas of New Jersey. There is North New Jersey. There is like the center. There are a lot of actors from New Jersey that don't speak with a New Jersey accent." - Janet Montgomery

"I was born in Jersey City and raised in Bayonne, New Jersey. It's a town that's next to Jersey City, and I'm still there!" - Tammy Blanchard

"I'm from New Jersey. I was born in toxic sludge." - Cassandra Clare

"I'm a Jersey girl, no one can knock me down" - Teresa Giudice

"I'm from New Jersey. I was born in toxic sludge." - Cassandra Clare

"I was like, 'Huh? You want my jersey?'" - Shaquille O'Neal

"The mosquito is the state bird of New Jersey." - Andy Warhol

"Hollywood is Newark, New Jersey with palm trees." - Weegee

"Gov. Christie says 'New Jersey First.' State-based Isolationism!" - Jonah

"The 18 jersey will never be worn again" - Jim Irsay

"Common Core has been eliminated in New Jersey." - Chris Christie

"I'm just this Dominican kid from New Jersey." - Junot Diaz

"I grew up, a kid in New Jersey." - Jared Kushner

"There's a directness and a feistiness to being from Jersey." - Ali Larter

"Really, I'm just a simple girl from Jersey." - Mary Mccormack

"I was raised in New Jersey - Long Branch." - Fred Schneider

"I feel like if you're in Jersey, you have to be a Jersey Devils fan. Anybody born within the confines of the border of the state of New Jersey, I feel, should be a Jersey Devils fan." - Kevin Smith

"I'm from the dirty depths of New Jersey." - Ezra Miller

"Skid Row would probably be my favorite Jersey band." - Eddie Trunk

"God, I hope I wear this jersey forever." - Derek Jeter

"I also love horseback riding in New Jersey." - Eva Herzigova

"I think Jersey stands alone, and because I'm from Jersey, I never make fun of where people are from. I'll make fun of what they look like, but I'll never make fun of where they are from. Jersey is special." - Jeff Ross

"By failing to keep their end of the bargain, the Bush administration would allow New Jersey projects to deteriorate and make New Jersey highways and bridges less safe." - Robert Menendez

"As long as you put on a jersey, no matter what kind of jersey it is, as long as you're supporting the game of basketball, I enjoy it." - Dwyane Wade

"By failing to keep their end of the bargain, the Bush administration would allow New Jersey projects to deteriorate and make New Jersey highways and bridges less safe." - Bob Menendez

"I want them to believe I have a vision for the state of New Jersey." - Jon Corzine

"Life is about survival of the fittest, and Jersey is producing the master race." - Janet Evanovich

"I'm here helping Doug Forrester become the next governor of New Jersey." - George Pataki

"Men may be from Mars and women from Venus, but I'm from the Jersey Shore," - Jwoww

"Yes, I shot my wife because I thought she was Bigfoot, but I'm from New Jersey." - Paul Rudnick

"Everyday people don't understand what he did for everybody and anybody who wore a Twins jersey." - Doug Mientkiewicz

"Jersey girls have this inner glow that makes them more beautiful than any other girls." - Jon Bon Jovi

"People make fun of Jersey girls, but I think they're just jealous." - Teresa Giudice

"There's no way I'm going to Jersey without my hair gel, can't leave without my gel." - Pauly D

"This jersey that we're wearing today doesn't say Red Sox. It says Boston." - David Ortiz

"I don't mess with that cat. I'm pretty sure he carries a blade under his jersey." - Charles Barkley

"his hair was permed and gelled like a New Jersey girl's on homecoming night. Percy Jackson" - Rick Riordan

"Nothing matters in the whole wide world when you're in love with a Jersey girl." - Bruce Springsteen

"The only person I've had sex with on Jersey Shore is my boyfriend" - Nicole Polizzi

"I'm Palestinian, I'm disabled, I'm female and I live in New Jersey..." - Maysoon Zayid

"I'm Palestinian, I'm disabled, I'm female and I live in New Jersey..." - Maysoon Zayid

"I just know what it's like being an East Coast person, being from New Jersey." - Ray Liotta

"I was pretty Irish Catholic Jersey, the middle of the line." - Ryan Mcginley

"The great thing about New Jersey is that it's close to New York." - Fran Lebowitz

"If JERSEY GIRL didn't kill my career, nothing but the grave will" - Kevin Smith

"Counting the cars On the New Jersey Turnpike. They've all come To look for America." - Paul Simon

"What a wonderful thing, to be conscious! I wonder what the people in New Jersey do." - Woody Allen

"I had a weird dream the other night that I was on 'Jersey Shore." - Chloe Sevigny

"The curtain rises on a vast primitive wasteland, not unlike certain parts of New jersey." - Woody Allen

"If Tim Duncan had Knicks on his jersey, he'd be a god." - Tony Parker

"Well, let's put in this way, I grew up in West New York, New Jersey." - Jason Alexander

"I moved to Hawaii from Inglewood, New Jersey. I had planned on retiring there." - George Benson

"The best part appearing in 'Jersey Girl' was meeting my idol Jennifer Lopez." - Raquel Castro

"We are keeping New Jersey one step, several steps, ahead of terrorism." - Richard J Codey

"My guess is that if David Beckham wants Ronaldo's jersey, he's going to get it." - Landon Donovan

"When I was growing up, it was so embarrassing to be from Jersey." - Tate Donovan

"Growing up in New Jersey, bat mitzvas were all about the elegant parties." - Judy Gold

"I grew up in New Jersey and never went up the Statue of Liberty." - Buzz Aldrin

"We're called New Jersey but we're actually the suburbs of New York." - Harlan Coben

"New Jersey for me is so alive with history. It's old, dynamic, African-American, Latino." - Junot Diaz

"And then we moved to New Jersey and I went to the Art Students League." - Donald Judd

"If I ever retire, I want it to be in the KISS-FM jersey." - Kidd Kraddick

"I'm Palestinian, I'm disabled, I'm female and I live in New Jersey..." - Maysoon Zayid

"It's really important for me to have Italian-Americans and Jersey in a positive light." - Diane Ruggiero

"I was born in New Jersey, but it doesn't sound like I'm from a certain region." - Wesley Schultz

"The only person I've had sex with on Jersey Shore is my boyfriend." - Nicole Polizzi

"I had a weird dream the other night that I was on 'Jersey Shore.'" - Chloe Sevigny

"Anyone who's grown up or lived on the Jersey Shore knows the place is unique." - Bruce Springsteen

"I'm a partner in a company called Helicopter Services and Instruction out of New Jersey." - Treat Williams

"I was a big Jersey meat-and-potatoes kind of guy before I got here." - Scott Wolf

"I was born in Northampton, in Burlington County, West Jersey, in the year 1720." - John Woolman

"Maybe the ones burning my jersey were never LeBron fans anyway." - Lebron James

"I was born on May 17, 1979, in Newark, New Jersey." - Joe Tex

"Yeah, I'm from Jersey; it's almost like I was automatically born a Nets fan." - Queen Latifah

"Philadelphia merely seems dull because it's next to exciting Camden, New Jersey." - Robert Anton Wilson

"My dad is a Deadhead, my mom's a Jewish-American princess from Jersey." - Adam Lambert

"I believe the challenge the city faces is attracting continued development into the inner and western part of Jersey City. Nobody should be left behind as Jersey City continues to prosper and grow." - Frank Vincent

"Really I don't know anything other than Jersey. I like the dirtiness of it. Now I'm getting to see the world, and it's great, but it's not better than Jersey." - Frank Iero

"If you're in the contracting business in this country, you're suspect. If you're in the contracting business in New Jersey, you're indictable. If you're in the contracting business in New Jersey and are Italian, you're convicted." - Raymond J. Donovan

"Prince Harry this week toured the Jersey Shore with New Jersey Governor Chris Christie. It was the first meeting between the Prince, of the House of Windsor, and the Governor, of the House of Pancake." - Amy Poehler

"I'd seen so many people become stagnant in New Jersey - I had this fear I'd just stay there. They'd come out of high school, get a job, get married, have kids and die in Jersey. I wanted more." - Frankie Valli

"I believe the challenge the city faces is attracting continued development into the inner and western part of Jersey City. Nobody should be left behind as Jersey City continues to prosper and grow." - Vincent Frank

"New Jersey shaped who and what I am. Growing up in Jersey gave you all the advantages of New York, but you were in its shadow. Anyone who's come from here will tell you that same story." - Jon Bon Jovi

"'The Sopranos' only reflected the tenor of how things are done in New Jersey. They didn't invent it. And I say that as a fan of both 'The Sopranos' and New Jersey." - Kevin Bleyer

"I just want everybody to know my music and get to know my squad, Remy Boyz; just to show people New Jersey. New Jersey got talent, too. I mean, everybody sleeps on us, and they put us as the underdog." - Fetty Wap

"When you say, 'I spent my summers at the Jersey Shore,' people always say, 'Oh, really?' They think of the TV show. So I just say, 'A cute little harbor town in New Jersey.'" - Taylor Swift

"I think we have to show some pride in the jersey that we are wearing, and can't quit." - Mario Lemieux

"Before Jersey Shore, I was a DJ struggling to promote, deejaying six nights a week and hustling to pack clubs." - Pauly D

"If you dont live, eat, breathe, football, then youre not a true football player. You just wear the jersey." - Sergio Ramos

"I should call myself four market Norton. I'm great in Boston and Cleveland. I do good in Phillie, New Jersey." - Jim Norton

"I think we have to show some pride in the jersey that we are wearing, and ca' quit." - Mario Lemieux

"I'm from New Jersey / I don't expect too much / If the world ended today / I would adjust..." - John Gorka

"When I got out of high school they retired my jersey, but it was for hygiene and sanitary reasons." - George Carlin

"I'm not trying to fall in love on the Jersey Shore. I'm just trying to hook up." - Pauly D

"There's more to me than just this jersey I wear, and that's Christ living inside of me," - Stephen Curry

"It was dark and raining, with bad visibility, but this was Jersey, and we don't slow down for anything." - Janet Evanovich

"Would a NASA reality show "Lunar Shore" be more popular than "Jersey Shore?" Civilization's future depends on that answer." - Neil Degrasse Tyson

"I'm from New Jersey / I do' expect too much / If the world ended today / I would adjust..." - John Gorka

"I put all of my time into art because I couldn't go back to Jersey and work at Starbucks." - Ryan Mcginley

"When I was about 11, 12, we moved to Jersey City. Everywhere I go I'm an outsider." - Michelle Rodriguez

"He'd grown up in white Jersey stringtowns where nobody knew shit about anything and hated anybody who did." - William Gibson

"I grew up in suburban New Jersey in a transitional area that was surrounded by farmland that wasn't being cultivated." - James Balog

"Before 'Jersey Shore,' I was a DJ struggling to promote, deejaying six nights a week and hustling to pack clubs." - Pauly D

"I went to my last three years of high school in New Jersey. I just wanted to act, you know?" - Stacey Dash

"Why sit on your butt watching 'Jersey Shore' when you can learn to paint a beautiful picture?" - Leven Rambin

"My first waitress job was at Johnny Rockets in New Jersey, and then I waited tables at a sports bar." - Melissa Rauch

"'Jersey Boys' was a lot of running around and a lot of energy, but it was more stylized movement." - Erich Bergen

"My boyfriend is Italian and from New Jersey, so naturally he was thrilled to meet Joe Pesci." - Diablo Cody

"New York and New Jersey are probably two of my favorite places to get really good surf in the summertime." - Brandon Cruz

"My early childhood was spent in Newark, New Jersey, but my family moved to Denver when I was 12." - Anita Diament

"I look at my jersey and see the NBA logo, I'm like, 'I didn't think I'd be here.'" - Kevin Durant

"Grilling outside with my parents at the Jersey shore. We would grill lobster and corn in the summer." - Bobby Flay

"I was born in Havana, Cuba and raised in Madrid, Spain. Then I moved to New Jersey." - Daisy Fuentes

"I'm hanging out with my New York friends, my Jersey boys, my family and loving every single second of it." - Zach Braff

"There are a great number of people from New Jersey who go on to have pretty successful careers." - Kerry Bishe

"New York City is filled with the same kind of people I left New Jersey to get away from." - Fran Lebowitz

"I don't need to have a retirement, retire your jersey, all that stuff to solidify my career." - Brett Favre

"Manhattan is a narrow island off the coast of New Jersey devoted to the pursuit of lunch." - Raymond Sokolov

"Otherwise, I spend a lot of time at my boyfriend's home in the country, in New Jersey." - Eva Herzigova

"Its the name on the front of the jersey that matters most, not the one on the back." - Joe Paterno

"The name on the front of the jersey is what really matters, not the name on the back." - Joe Paterno

"I have always played into the belief that you are only ever borrowing the jersey; you never own the jersey because someone has gone before you and there is going to be someone after you, so it's a case of giving the jersey maximum respect." - Brian Odriscoll

"Whenever I stumble over my own feet, or blurt out a thought that makes no sense at all, or leave the house wearing one pattern too many, I always think, It's okay, I'm from New Jersey. I love New Jersey, because it's not just an all-purpose punch line, but probably a handy legal defense, as in 'Yes, I shot my wife because I thought she was Bigfoot, but I'm from New Jersey." - Paul Rudnick

"Adaptation is one of the great advantages to being born and bred in Jersey. We're simply not bested by bad air or tainted water. We're like that catfish with lungs. Take us out of our environment and we can grow whatever body parts we need to survive. After Jersey the rest of the country's a piece of cake. You want to send someone into a fallout zone? Get him from Jersey. He'll be fine." - Janet Evanovich

"I think that I'm just on such a mission with my career that you don't really get to stop and think about your jersey number too often." - Carli Lloyd

"These are days you'll remember. If you recall nothing else from your graduation ceremony, remember you heard the New Jersey Governor quote from 10,000 Maniacs." - Bill Vaughan

"I think theres a stigma to some degree about the outer boroughs and Jersey, and whether their stories are worth telling." - Vincent Piazza

"The pure products of America go crazy-mountain folk from Kentucky or the ribbed north end of Jersey with its isolate lakes and valleys, its deaf-mutes, thieves." - William Carlos Williams

"Why is it always the world? Why is it never just half a block? Or Jersey? You know, something we could live without?" - Rob Thurman

"The Jersey mentality is: I work, I drink, I stay up all night, I try to meet a girl, it's a waste of time." - Gerard Way

"What else can you expect from a town thats shut off from the world by the ocean on one side and New Jersey on the other?" - O Henry

"In the eight years before I became governor, there was zero net private sector job growth in New Jersey. Zero. For eight years." - Chris Christie

"We've come a long way in our thinking, but also in our moral decay. I can't imagine Dr. King watching the 'Real Housewives' or 'Jersey Shore." - Samuel L Jackson

"What else can you expect from a town that's shut off from the world by the ocean on one side and New Jersey on the other?" - O Henry

"Agh-uhh!" the baboon grunted. He turned and waddled up the stairs. Unfortunately, the Lakers jersey did' completely cover his multicolored rear." - Rick Riordan

"New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie is going to Israel. He's going to be pretty disappointed when he finds out the Gaza Strip isn't a steak." - Jimmy Fallon

"Agh-uhh!" the baboon grunted. He turned and waddled up the stairs. Unfortunately, the Lakers jersey didn't completely cover his multicolored rear." - Rick Riordan

"I gave my jersey to Mourinho because he's the best coach in the world and I love him like a father." - Mesut Ozil

"I don't get into politics, general or musical, but just call me if you get jury duty. Even in New Jersey I was able to help somebody." - Eugene Ormandy

"When giving directions to Joe Garagiola to his New Jersey home, which is accessible by two routes: "When you come to a fork in the road, take it."" - Yogi Berra

"I live in New Jersey now, which always gets a bad rap here and there, but I must say, I enjoy living here too" - Paul Muldoon

"When youre touring and the minute you tell someone that youre from Jersey its the equivalent of telling them you just got out of jail." - Gerard Way

"These esoteric, intellectual debates-I want them to come to New Jersey and sit across from the widows and the orphans and have that conversation," - Chris Christie

"Over 6 million people were evacuated from New Jersey ahead of the hurricane. And now, three of them have gone back." - Jay Leno

"New Jersey Mayor Corey Booker last night personally rescued a woman from a burning building. Or as Fox News reported it, 'black man loots house, steals white woman.'" - Bill Maher



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