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"Would a NASA reality show "Lunar Shore" be more popular than "Jersey Shore?" Civilization's future depends on that answer." - Neil Degrasse Tyson

"Men may be from Mars and women from Venus, but I'm from the Jersey Shore," - Jwoww

"The only person I've had sex with on Jersey Shore is my boyfriend" - Nicole Polizzi

"I had a weird dream the other night that I was on 'Jersey Shore." - Chloe Sevigny

"The only person I've had sex with on Jersey Shore is my boyfriend." - Nicole Polizzi

"I had a weird dream the other night that I was on 'Jersey Shore.'" - Chloe Sevigny

"Anyone who's grown up or lived on the Jersey Shore knows the place is unique." - Bruce Springsteen

"New Jersey gives us glue." - Howard Dietz

"Before Jersey Shore, I was a DJ struggling to promote, deejaying six nights a week and hustling to pack clubs." - Pauly D

"I'm not trying to fall in love on the Jersey Shore. I'm just trying to hook up." - Pauly D

"Before 'Jersey Shore,' I was a DJ struggling to promote, deejaying six nights a week and hustling to pack clubs." - Pauly D

"Why sit on your butt watching 'Jersey Shore' when you can learn to paint a beautiful picture?" - Leven Rambin

"Grilling outside with my parents at the Jersey shore. We would grill lobster and corn in the summer." - Bobby Flay

"One of the first bills I helped passed was the Shore Protection Fund, which provides a stable source of funding for shore protection, something very important for Monmouth County and the entire Jersey Shore." - Joseph M Kyrillos

"One of the first bills I helped passed was the Shore Protection Fund, which provides a stable source of funding for shore protection, something very important for Monmouth County and the entire Jersey Shore." - Joe Kyrillos

"Heaven looks a lot like New Jersey." - Jon Bon Jovi

"Prince Harry this week toured the Jersey Shore with New Jersey Governor Chris Christie. It was the first meeting between the Prince, of the House of Windsor, and the Governor, of the House of Pancake." - Amy Poehler

"When you say, 'I spent my summers at the Jersey Shore,' people always say, 'Oh, really?' They think of the TV show. So I just say, 'A cute little harbor town in New Jersey.'" - Taylor Swift

"We've come a long way in our thinking, but also in our moral decay. I can't imagine Dr. King watching the 'Real Housewives' or 'Jersey Shore." - Samuel L Jackson

"We've come a long way in our thinking, but also in our moral decay. I can't imagine Dr. King watching the 'Real Housewives' or 'Jersey Shore.'" - Samuel L Jackson

"I have a rescue dog named Walter, and Walter and I are such fans of the 'Jersey Shore' that we changed his name to DJ Wally D." - Steveo

"I took the LSAT the day 'Jersey Shore' premiered, and after that I was too busy to go to law school." - Vinny Guadagnino

"I'm not a big fan of 'Jersey Shore' and those kinds of shows where people are really playing up to the cameras." - Chris Lilley

"New Jersey is very big. There are different areas of New Jersey. There is North New Jersey. There is like the center. There are a lot of actors from New Jersey that don't speak with a New Jersey accent." - Janet Montgomery

"Praise the sea; on shore remain." - John Florio

"Little boats should keep near shore" - Benjamin Franklin

"Pray to God, but row towards shore." - Lee Ezell

"cause down the shore everything's all right" - Bruce Springsteen

"On Sunday, something washed up on shore." - Susan Wiggs

"Along thy wild and willow'd shore." - Walter Scott

"Wrecked on the lee shore of age." - Sarah Orne Jewett

"Heart is a sea, language is the shore. Whatever is in a sea hits the shore." - Rumi

"I was like, 'Huh? You want my jersey?'" - Shaquille O'Neal

"Common Core has been eliminated in New Jersey." - Chris Christie

"There's a directness and a feistiness to being from Jersey." - Ali Larter

"Really, I'm just a simple girl from Jersey." - Mary Mccormack

"I was raised in New Jersey - Long Branch." - Fred Schneider

"I'm from the dirty depths of New Jersey." - Ezra Miller

"Skid Row would probably be my favorite Jersey band." - Eddie Trunk

"God, I hope I wear this jersey forever." - Derek Jeter

"Yesterday Michael Phelps set an all-time Olympic record for most medals. Phelps has so much gold on his chest he's been asked to join the cast of 'Jersey Shore.'" - Conan O'Brien

"The healthcare reform bill now includes a tanning booth tax of 10 percent. You know what this means? This whole thing could be funded by the cast of 'Jersey Shore.'" - Jay Leno

"Snooki is really beautiful and looks quite like Elizabeth Taylor in 'Cleopatra.' She has the same bone structure. I'm kind of obsessed with 'Jersey Shore.' People don't give them enough credit for how entertaining they are." - Margaret Cho

"Hollywood sometimes tends to patronize the interior of the United States. As Horton Foote used to say, the great Texas playwright, that a lot of people from New York don't know what goes on beyond the South Jersey Shore." - Robert Duvall

"The Jersey Shore is the kind of place where the policeman has a little cottage that might have been in the family for years and many other people call home." - Bruce Springsteen

"My first encounter with the ocean was on the Jersey Shore when I was three years old and I got knocked over by a wave. The ocean certainly got my attention! It wasn't frightening, it was more exhilarating." - Sylvia Earle

"Barack Obama and Jimmy Hoffa are like Tweedledum and Tweedledee, Lady Gaga and hype, the 'Jersey Shore' cast and hairspray: inseparable. The president can no more disown the Teamsters Union's leader than he can disown his own id." - Michelle Malkin

"I certainly know all about the Jersey jokes that amuse the rest of the country. You've probably heard them. Our state bird is the mosquito. Our state tree is dead. It doesn't help that we are represented on television by Tony Soprano and 'Jersey Shore.'" - Sharon Kay Penman

"Being a New Jersey native, going down to the shore for my whole life, it's a big thing that out of towners are very much looked down on and there is a real conflict between the locals and the Bennies - people that are out of towners, not from the shore. That's slang going back in the day.." - Valerie Estelle Frankel

"Gone before To that unknown and silent shore." - Charles Lamb

"Believe that a further shore...is reachable from here." - Seamus Heaney

"A cat will never drown if she sees the shore." - Francis Bacon

"How the waves of the sea kiss the shore!" - Anacreon

"The sure-thing boat never gets far from shore." - Dale Carnegie

"Pray to God but continue to row to the shore." - Proverbs

"I never watch the Dinah Shore show- I'm a diabetic." - Oscar Levant

"Gone before To that unknown and silent shore." - Charles Lamb

"A wreck on shore is a beacon at sea." - Proverbs

"You have come to the shore. There are no instructions." - Denise Levertov

"Never weather-beaten sail more willing bent to shore." - Thomas Campion

"I think Jersey stands alone, and because I'm from Jersey, I never make fun of where people are from. I'll make fun of what they look like, but I'll never make fun of where they are from. Jersey is special." - Jeff Ross

"his hair was permed and gelled like a New Jersey girl's on homecoming night. Percy Jackson" - Rick Riordan

"Nothing matters in the whole wide world when you're in love with a Jersey girl." - Bruce Springsteen

"I was pretty Irish Catholic Jersey, the middle of the line." - Ryan Mcginley

"We are keeping New Jersey one step, several steps, ahead of terrorism." - Richard J Codey

"My guess is that if David Beckham wants Ronaldo's jersey, he's going to get it." - Landon Donovan

"When I was growing up, it was so embarrassing to be from Jersey." - Tate Donovan

"I grew up in New Jersey and never went up the Statue of Liberty." - Buzz Aldrin

"We're called New Jersey but we're actually the suburbs of New York." - Harlan Coben

"And then we moved to New Jersey and I went to the Art Students League." - Donald Judd

"It's really important for me to have Italian-Americans and Jersey in a positive light." - Diane Ruggiero

"I was born in New Jersey, but it doesn't sound like I'm from a certain region." - Wesley Schultz

"I'm a partner in a company called Helicopter Services and Instruction out of New Jersey." - Treat Williams

"Maybe the ones burning my jersey were never LeBron fans anyway." - Lebron James

"Yeah, I'm from Jersey; it's almost like I was automatically born a Nets fan." - Queen Latifah

"Philadelphia merely seems dull because it's next to exciting Camden, New Jersey." - Robert Anton Wilson

"I felt like I was staring out across an ocean that I was going to have to swim from shore to shore before I could rest again." - Stephenie Meyer

"Love is lak de sea. It's uh movin' thing, but still and all, it takes its shape from de shore it meets, and it's different with every shore." - Zora Neale Hurston

"Love is lak de sea. It's uh movin' thing, but still and all, it takes its shape from de shore it meets, and it's different with every shore." - Zora Neale Hurston

"Ye swelling hills and spacious plains! Besprent from shore to shore with steeple towers, And spires whose silent finger points to heaven." - William Wordsworth

"Love is lak de sea. It's uh movin" thing, but still and all, it takes its shape from de shore it meets, and it's different with every shore." - Zora Neale Hurston

"Ghastly grim and ancient Raven wandering from the Nightly shore - Tell me what thy lordly name is on the Night's Plutonian shore! Quoth the Raven, Nevermore." - Edgar Allan Poe

"It was an actual Christmas tree farm. We had, like, 15 acres. It was really fun as a kid. I also spent my summers at the Jersey Shore, on the bay in Stone Harbor. I walked everywhere barefoot. It was just the most amazing, magical way to grow up." - Taylor Swift

"Yes, I would (be a big hit on Dancing with the Stars), but I don't think I can be wearing those tight outfits they have on there. I'm a very good dancer. I'm the John Travolta of Venezuela. If I was one of the 'Jersey Shore' guys and I had their stomach, then hell yeah I would do it." - Ozzie Guillen

"Turn off your televisions. Ignore the Newt-Mitt-Rick- Barack reality show. It is as relevant to your life as the gossip on "Jersey Shore." The real debate, the debate raised by the Occupy movement about inequality, corporate malfeasance, the destruction of the ecosystem, and the security and surveillance state, is the only debate that matters." - Chris Hedges

"The question is, 'how bad at sports were you as a kid?' I grew up near where they film Jersey Shore. If you weren't tan, muscular, and book-averse, you were a dork and a nerd and a geek and stuff. I remember being into Gary Larsen, Stephen Wright, Peter Sellers..." - Demetri Martin

"After having done this whole slew of press for 'Big Love,' now I'll have anxiety dreams for like a week and a half about all the stupid things I said. I can't even imagine being in front of the cameras all the time. I had a weird dream the other night that I was on 'Jersey Shore." - Chloe Sevigny

"Andy says, I don't understand how they can give loans to people who want to spend two weeks lying on the sand at the goddam Jersey shore and then turn down a woman with three kids hanging on by her fingernails." - Frank Mccourt

"I went to school to learn to be a hairdresser. I worked at a wholesale florist, where I delivered to florists all over New Jersey. I'd come home and go out to work down at the Shore. The early jobs, I remember, were $5, $6 a night. And I lived in the projects right until the time I became successful." - Frankie Valli

"My mom used to take me down to the Jersey Shore when I was 7, 8, 9 years old. I can remember being down in that area - Belmar, Seaside Heights, Asbury Park and all those places that I went back and revisited." - David Cassidy

"I wouldn't say that I was ever a fan of MTV. I was a guy on MTV. I don't think I was ever in the demographic of people who watch MTV. I never really watched MTV, so I'm definitely not a fan of 'Jersey Shore' or anything." - David Giuntoli

"You know, Hollywood sometimes tends to patronize the interior of the United States. As Horton Foote used to say, the great Texas playwright, that a lot of people from New York don't know what goes on beyond the South Jersey Shore." - Robert Duvall

"The modern model of misogyny has to do with marginalizing people who are sexual and thinking of them as dumb, or not serious, or not cool or tweedy enough to take seriously, for fear of seeming like one of the guys from 'Jersey Shore.' The sex is so much more present in sexism than, I think, ever before." - Julie Klausner

"Turning the heat up on the red carpet while still looking like a lady isn't as easy as it sounds. Too much va-va-voom, and a girl can look like she just stepped out of 'Jersey Shore.' Too little, and she'll look like a sister wife." - Derek Blasberg

"After having done this whole slew of press for 'Big Love', now I'll have anxiety dreams for like a week and a half about all the stupid things I said. I can't even imagine being in front of the cameras all the time. I had a weird dream the other night that I was on 'Jersey Shore.'" - Chloe Sevigny

"After having done this whole slew of press for 'Big Love,' now I'll have anxiety dreams for like a week and a half about all the stupid things I said. I can't even imagine being in front of the cameras all the time. I had a weird dream the other night that I was on 'Jersey Shore.'" - Chloe Sevigny

"I think it is important for young people to see other young people on television doing something positive with their life, making positive changes and growing. I don't think there is enough of that on TV. I mean, we've got 'Jersey Shore,' and I don't know what that teaches young kids." - Johnny Weir

"I lived in New York my whole life. Like every New Yorker, I have stories about spending summers on the Jersey shore, riding the roller coaster in Seaside that is now famous for that sickening photo of it being washed out to sea." - Marissa Jaret Winokur

"This culture is sort of antithetical in everything it says to the kids. I don't want to pick on 'Jersey Shore,' but it's pretty clear. I would tell the kids good behavior and hard work will pay off, and then they go home and watch TV and go, 'Oh, that's not true.'" - Tony Danza

"Wind is to us what money is to life on shore." - Sterling Hayden

"Man marks the earth with ruin - his control stops with the shore." - Lord Byron

"My boat is on the shore, And my bark is on the sea." - Lord Byron

"Shall memory restore The steps and the shore, The face and the meeting place;" - W H Auden

"To discover new continents, you must be willing to lose sight of the shore." - Brian Tracy

"Columbus dreamed of an unknown shore at the rim of a far flung sky." - Edgar Guest

"... living out of sight of any shore does rich and powerfully strange things to humans." - M F K Fisher

"Columbus's doom-burdened caravels Slant to the shore, and all their seamen land." - J. C. Squire

"We have to shore this thing up like a New Orleans levy." - Richard Carlson

"Man cannot discover new oceans unless he has the courage to lose sight of the shore." - Lord Chesterfield

"They who see the Flying Dutchman never, never reach the shore." - John Boyle O'Reilly

"Like to the apples on the Dead Sea's shore, All ashes to the taste." - Lord Byron

"Wide sea, that one continuous murmur breeds along the pebbled shore of memory!" - John Keats

"The rolling billows beat the rugged shore, as they the earth would shoulder from her seat." - Edmund Spenser

"The same wind that carries one vessel into port may blow another off shore." - Christian Nestell Bovee

"Great Estates may venture more. Little Boats must keep near Shore." - Benjamin Franklin

"Vessels large may venture more, But little boats should keep near shore." - Benjamin Franklin

"Keep close to the shore: let others venture on the deep." - Virgil

"Let me dream that love goes with us to the shore unknown." - Felicia Hemans

"For ebbing resolution ne'er returns, But falls still further from its former shore." - Alec Douglas-Home

"Ungrateful Florence! Dante sleeps afar, Like Scipio, buried by the upbraiding shore." - Lord Byron

"Suffering, if it does not diminish love, will transport us to the furthest shore." - Gautama Buddha

"Tis pleasant to stand on shore and watch others labouring in a stormy sea." - Lucretius

"... sometimes you have to deal / Devilishly with drowning men in order to swim them to shore." - Gwendolyn Brooks

"For ebbing resolution ne'er returns, But falls still further from its former shore." - Alec Douglas-Home

"I am the infinite sea, and all worlds are but grains of sand upon my shore." - Khalil

"The surface of the Earth is the shore of the cosmic ocean." - Carl Sagan

"I am the shore and the ocean, awaiting myself on both sides." - Dejan Stojanovic

"Time is a river sweeping away all that is born towards the darkest shore." - Felix J. Palma

"A ship is safe at shore but it's not built for that." - Albert Einstein

"We will also target tax evasion and off-shore tax havens... Everyone must pay their share." - George Osborne

"Cruel words erode the self-esteem like the ocean eats away the shore." - Abigail Van Buren

"If you want to discover new oceans, you must first have the courage to leave shore." - Winston Churchill

"Memory, out of the mist, in a long slow ripple Breaks, blindly, against the shore." - Alfred Noyes

"Of Christian souls more have been wrecked on shore Than ever were lost at sea." - Charles Henry Webb

"Help thy brother's boat across, and lo! thine own has reached the shore." - Proverbs

"Ornament is but the guiled shore to a most dangerous sea." - William Shakespeare

"Columbus dreamed of an unknown shore, At the rim of a far-flung sky." - Anonymous

"Help your brother's boat across, and your own will reach the shore." - Proverbs

"Honor is like a steep island without a shore: one cannot return once one is outside." - Nicolas Boileau-Despreaux

"Like ships, that sailed for sunny isles, But never came to shore." - Thomas Kibble Hervey

"The search of reason ends at the shore of the known." - Abraham Joshua Heschel

"I see the waves upon the shore, Like light dissolved in star-showers, thrown." - Percy Bysshe Shelley

"Minds like beds always made up (more stony than a shore) unwilling or unable." - William Carlos Williams

"Man cannot discover new oceans unless he has the courage to lose sight of the shore." - Andre Gide

"Floating to shore...riding a low moon...on a slow cloud." - Nikki Giovanni

"To him it is an ocean, unfathomable, and without a shore." - William Godwin

"My guiltiest pleasure is... chocolates with strawberry cream and trashy television - 'Geordie Shore,' 'Katie,' etc." - Ellie Goulding

"When the shore is won at last, Who will count the billow past?" - John Keble

"The land is dearer for the sea, The ocean for the shore." - Lucy Larcom

"For whom all winds are quiet as the sun,/ All waters as the shore." - Algernon Charles Swinburne



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