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Jerk Boyfriend Quotes


"Elections are a Western jerk-off." - John Le Carre

"I became a bit of a jerk. A kind of a nasty jerk." - Kevin Spacey

"What a snarky jerk. (Obviously, I later slept with him.)" - Lena Dunham

"Kiss the ass of metal, you fucking Jerk-offs!" - George Fisher

"I don't want to be known as a jerk forever." - Sean William Scott

"Will you pretend you're my boyfriend?" - Patti Smith

"If I was your boyfriend <3" - Justin Bieber

"Honestly, I've hated every boyfriend I've had." - Leighton Meester

"My boyfriend and I are badasses." - Nora Roberts

"My boyfriend is not a swimmer!" - Katie Hoff

"Luke', I said, and immediately added, 'My boyfriend.' My supernatural, doomed, gorgeous, killer boyfriend." - Maggie Stiefvater

"He might be my boyfriend. He might not be my boyfriend." - Lauren Alaina

"I felt little awkward about taking one boyfriend to see a film starring another boyfriend." - Shelley Duvall

"Most of my stuff before CSI was kind of the jerk boyfriend, so I thought this was one of those deals, where these two have a thing going on, so we had a scene where they make out." - George Eads

"My father used to say that if a man fools you once, he's a jerk. If he fools you twice, you're a jerk. Only he didn't use the word "jerk."" - Ellen Goodman

"Amy, since when do you have a boyfriend?" - Gordon Korman

"How do you introduce boyfriend C to boyfriend A after boyfriend A has been such a good sport, of late, about boyfriend B, who is no longer in the picture?" - Laurell K Hamilton

"How much is a chocolate boyfriend - can I have one?" - Christopher

"It's nice when your boyfriend thinks you're beautiful." - Pamela Anderson

"Have your boyfriend add therapy bills to my expense tab." - Jeaniene Frost

"My new Boyfriend! Mr. Marmoset Hard and Silent! peopledontknowthings" - Madonna Ciccone

"My God, I'm so in love with my boyfriend," - Kristen Stewart

"Im working on just finding a boyfriend right now." - Kylie Bax

"Right now I'm pretty single... My career is my boyfriend." - Christina Aguilera

"I'm the kind of girl who always has a boyfriend." - Georgia Salpa

"Nudity is for my boyfriend or my doctor." - Ginnifer Goodwin

"I've never been a boyfriend kind of girl." - Amy Winehouse

"...I need a boyfriend. And to get a boyfriend, you have to look good. Doesn't hurt to smell good too." - Becca Fitzpatrick

"...I need a boyfriend. And to get a boyfriend, you have to look good. Does' hurt to smell good too." - Becca Fitzpatrick

"Of course I didn't have a boyfriend then. I didn't even have a camp boyfriend then [at age of 13]." - Mara Wilson

"Have to stay together, can't switch band, but you can have a boyfriend, have to get a boyfriend..!!!" - Kim Kyu-jong

"I'm not the girl who always has a boyfriend. I'm the girl who rarely has a boyfriend." - Taylor Swift

"Do not just look at your boyfriend as just a boyfriend. Look at him as a friend, too." - Vanessa Hudgens

"On November 7, 2006, Cafferty called Donald Rumsfeld "an obnoxious jerk and war criminal"." - Jack Cafferty

"When you jerk off, you're saying "Hey", I care about me." - Andrew Dice Clay

"Hemmingway was a jerk." - Harold Robbins

"I could be a real jerk on the days I was pitching." - Bob Gibson

"Now that I'm a client, I understand what a jerk I was." - Jay Chiat

"It marries ideas lying wide apart by a sudden jerk of the understanding." - Edwin Percy Whipple

"The only thing worse than a knee-jerk liberal is a knee- pad conservative...." - Edward Abbey

"There's something about a guy who admits he's a jerk that makes him forgiveable." - Lisa McMann

"Better to be a jerk that knees than a knee that jerks." - William Safire

"As soon as you start preaching, nobody wants to hear you because then you're a jerk." - Neil Young

"Donald Trump is not a jerk. He's a friend of ours." - Kellyanne Conway

"On November 7, 2006, Cafferty called Donald Rumsfeld an obnoxious jerk and war criminal." - Jack Cafferty

"What's the difference between tough love and acting like a jerk?" - Ricki Lake

"I'm not afraid to be a jerk or anything and laugh at myself anymore." - Mike Tyson

"I think there's a knee-jerk reaction to things from parents." - Spike Jonze

"Hemingway was a jerk." - Harold Robbins

"If a guy is over 25 percent jerk, he's in trouble. And Henry was 95 percent." - Lee Iacocca

"There are jerks all over Washington. Life is short; being a jerk is just unnecessary." - Mona Sutphen

"I'm not a jerk." - Kevin Hart

"I'm a jerk, that's who I am. I'm like everybody else." - Larry David

"I believe that you have a boyfriend for certain times of your life, and I think the boyfriend who is your most beautiful first boyfriend is not the boyfriend that you're with in college, and your college boyfriend is not your first boyfriend!" - Amy Sherman-Palladino

"Why did everyone think I needed a new boyfriend? I didn't need a new boyfriend. I'd had enough of boyfriends to last a lifetime. The only thing a boyfriend was good for was a shattered heart." - Becca Fitzpatrick

"[I will not] sulk about having no boyfriend, but develop inner poise and authority and sense of self as woman of substance, complete without boyfriend, as best way to obtain boyfriend." - Helen Fielding

"Just because someone's a member of an ethnic minority doesn't mean they're not a nasty small-minded little jerk [...]" - Terry Pratchett

"Love is bullshit. Emotion is bullshit. I am a rock. A jerk. I'm an uncaring asshole and proud of it." - Chuck Palahniuk

"Counterpart to the knee-jerk liberal is the new knee-pad conservative, always groveling before the rich and the powerful." - Edward Abbey

"I jerk off inside books, and give life to words, leaving concepts stuck together you've probably never heard" - Immortal Technique

"The British press can be so annoying. They jerk you off with one hand and smack you with the other." - Julian Casablancas

"Diplomacy is unfashionable in the world of knee-jerk reaction and the dogmatic sound bite on television." - Douglas Hurd

"All magic is 'Here's a quarter, now it's gone. You're a jerk. Now it's back. You're an idiot. Show's over.'" - Jerry Seinfeld

"I will never grow thick skin, so that you don't have to feel bad about being a jerk to me." - Daniel Pearce

"When I look back on my knee-jerk reactions now, I realize I should have just taken a breath." - Fred Durst

"Every day when I get home from work, I feel so frustrated, my boss is a jerk." - Todd Rundgren

"Nick as in my former boyfriend Nick. Ex-rat, ex-boyfriend, ex-alive if I ever got hold of him Nick." - Kim Harrison

"When I was a teenager, I had trouble getting a boyfriend, so I imagined Arthur Rimbaud or Bob Dylan as my boyfriend." - Patti Smith

"Why does he have to be my boyfriend? Are you inferior if you don't have a boyfriend? Why does everybody have to be in love with somebody?" - Ann Brashares

"I had a serious boyfriend in high school, but we would take breaks in between. You shouldn't always have a boyfriend!" - Heather Morris

"It was the hardest boyfriend I ever had to break up with." - Fergie

"Brittany and I don't date other people." "Why not?" "It's called being boyfriend and girlfriend." - Simone Elkeles

"Give a girl a boyfriend and she becomes a total expert on relationships" - Cecily Von Ziegesar

"You'll never get a boyfriend if you look like you wandered out of Auschwitz." - Helen Fielding

"I'm a bad boyfriend. She's a bad girlfriend. We deserve each other." - John Green

"my boyfriend is a rock god baby (and not kiss-of-death(sorry))" - Rachel Caine

"How is it possible that a boyfriend ceases to exist from one day to another?" - Gayle Forman

"My boyfriend was insanely sexy, vampire or not, and I couldn't keep my hands off him." - Richelle Mead

"Yeah, that's exactly what I want. To help my girlfriend get her old boyfriend back." - Richelle Mead

"Stanton emerged from the shadows. "So your brother thinks you need a boyfriend?"he teased. "Stop." - Lynne Ewing

"If you want to turn on your boyfriend, get naked and strap on an accordion." - Sheryl Crow

"If the Lord hasn't got a boyfriend lined up for me to marry, that's his business." - Barbara Kingsolver

"murder takes presedence over watching my boyfriend strip" -ID, Anita to Nathaniel" - Laurell K Hamilton

"Your boyfriend is...well, way buff. Monster buff. Lord, king buff. (Sunshine)" - Sherrilyn Kenyon

"Think of your girlfriend or boyfriend or whomever you want to." - Eugene Ormandy

"[About her boyfriend Barrie] We kick each others asses. We give each other input every night." - Lana Del Rey

"The only person I've had sex with on Jersey Shore is my boyfriend" - Nicole Polizzi

"I'd like to have a boyfriend in prison so I'd always know where he is." - Carrie Snow

"Without the proper care, there's no beauty. Without beauty, there's no boyfriend." - Lee Bo-na

"The only thing a boyfriend was good for was a shattered heart." - Becca Fitzpatrick

"Really? Is he running for Worst Boyfriend Ever?" "In the subcategory of Completely Awesome." - Rachel Caine

"No girl wants a secretly gay boyfriend, every dude wants a secretly gay girlfriend." - Joe Rogan

"Yeah, that's exactly what I want. To help my girlfriend get her old boyfriend back." - Richelle Mead

"Still, the word "boyfriend" starts to sound pathetic after age 30." - Carrie Fisher

"My boyfriend asked me to tell a story without my hands, and I couldn't talk." - Tracy Spiridakos

"I want to get an abortion. But my boyfriend and I are having trouble conceiving." - Sarah Silverman

"You can cheat on your boyfriend or girlfriend but not on your workout." - Anonymous

"I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away." - Phyllis Diller

"My dream evening is wearing my sweatpants, eating something delicious and watching TV with my boyfriend." - India De Beaufort

"My boyfriend thinks it's crazy that I wear a different bikini every day on holiday." - Tamara Ecclestone

"I love having a boyfriend but need to be secure on my own first." - Demi Lovato

"My Macbook is my new boyfriend, except that he's dependable and meets all my demands." - Jessica Zafra

"I suspect people always thought I had a boyfriend, so nobody came after me." - Ziyi Zhang

"I'm not cynical, but I don't really want to have a boyfriend or husband again." - Alexandra Cassavetes

"A boyfriend has so much to do with a woman blossoming." - Jennifer Coolidge

"I've only had one serious boyfriend, but we dated for three years." - Miranda Cosgrove

"I had a girlfriend before I ever had a boyfriend, but it was just a phase." - Mark Gatiss

"I didn't get married. I do have a boyfriend. We live together." - Melissa Joan Hart

"I love being with my family, my friends, and my boyfriend." - Monica Keena

"You have to treat Hollywood like it's your boyfriend - he's there all the time." - Yunjin Kim

"Everything I buy is vintage and smells funny. Maybe that's why I don't have a boyfriend." - Lucy Liu

"My last boyfriend used to always tell me, 'Grow up.' But I say, Why?" - Nicole Miller

"When I'm in New York my boyfriend buys me sneakers and vice versa." - Lily Allen

"My boyfriend thinks I lost my true calling to be a librarian." - Paulina Porizkova

"The only person I've had sex with on Jersey Shore is my boyfriend." - Nicole Polizzi

"My roommate and my boyfriend, they both know I am compulsive and controlling." - Christina Ricci

"If someone has a really great boyfriend or career, I think, it's cool that happens." - Taylor Swift

"I spent so many years with people saying, 'Hey, you're like America's boyfriend!'" - Luke Wilson

"Once I made a boyfriend dress up as Woody Allen from 'Annie Hall.'" - Casey Wilson

"I was put on a surfboard by a cute boyfriend in high school." - Marguerite Moreau

"Every time we had a raid, I'd get a boyfriend out of it." - Cynthia Payne

"A true heiress is never mean to anyone - except a girl who steals your boyfriend." - Paris Hilton

"People who go broke in a big way never miss any meals. It is the poor jerk who is shy a half slug who must tighten his belt." - Robert A Heinlein

"Maybe one of the qualities of being a great coach is being [a jerk]. There are quite a few of them around." - Larry Robinson

"Knee-jerk liberals and all the certified saints of sanctified humanism are quick to condemn this great and much-maligned Transylvanian statesman." - William F Buckley Jr

"I jerk off 'til I bust blood." - Cam'ron

"My father had to go to work, I used to think he was a jerk. I didn't know his heart was broken, and not another word was spoken." - Madonna Ciccone

"All broken hearts are circumstantial. Every lovelorn jerk is the victim of bad timing, good intentions, and someone else's poor decision making." - Joshua Ferris

"I act like a jerk sometimes." - Bill Murray

"I almost did the knee-jerk thing of saying Judge Judy is funny to me, but I just don't have the patience for the format of that show." - Doug Benson

"I've made it a point here that I'm not going to knee-jerk react to anything, and especially before [Donald] Trump is inaugurated." - Rush Limbaugh

"Maybe I am just a jerk." - Dan Harmon

"If I'd had a great level of success early on, who knows how I would have responded. I might have been a complete jerk." - Steve Carell

"People think: 'If this photographer's looking like a big jerk-off, maybe it's okay if I do.' I like to catch my subjects off balance a bit." - Mick Rock

"Having been bullied growing up, it's something that's really near and dear to my heart. You probably won't have many friends on Snapchat if you're being a jerk." - Evan Spiegel

"I must of woke up this morning with a bug up my ass, I think I'll just haul off and belt the next jerk that I pass." - Todd Rundgren

"I think I've had very knee-jerk emotional reactions to things, and sometimes I've said things without thinking. Being overly emotional clouded my judgment." - Benedict Cumberbatch

"If he's not gay and he hung out with you the whole time, he wanted to be. It's boyfriend or want to be boyfriend or I guess gay. Those are the choices." - Daniel Handler

"No. That's Clary; shes's my best friend." Simon pocketed his phone. "And she has a boyfriend. Like, really, really, really has a boyfriend. The nuclear bomb of boyfriends. Trust me on this one." - Cassandra Clare

"If he's not gay and he hung out with you the whole time, he wanted to be. It's boyfriend or want to be boyfriend or I guess gay. Those are the choices." - Daniel Handler

"If I was your boyfriend, I'd never let you go, keep you in my arms girl, you'd never be alone, and I could be a gentlemen anything you want, if I was your boyfriend." - Justin Bieber

"When I'm single, I don't focus. I focus on a guy if he's a boyfriend, but I don't focus on finding a boyfriend. They're never around when you want them." - Scarlett Johansson

"My 20s were all about feeling desperate. Desperate to find a new boyfriend. Desperate to get the perfect job. Desperate to get rid of this terrible relationship with this bad new boyfriend." - Jessi Klein

"You could be going to have supper with someone who happens to be male, and all of a sudden he is your boyfriend of nine months... and I am cheating on my existing boyfriend." - Caprice Bourret

"Any woman I know can smell a boyfriend a mile away. Women are intuitive: they know when a guy is interested but he's not going to be there for her in that boyfriend-y way." - Julie Klausner

"During breakfast there is something I cannot resist, apart from my boyfriend - it's actually the phone. I have a phone breakfast. Always. I call friends, boyfriend, family. Checking who is where. 'Is everything fine?' This is breakfast." - Christian Louboutin

"Any woman I know can smell a boyfriend a mile away. Women are intuitive, they know when a guy is interested but he's not going to be there for her in that boyfriend-y way," - Julie Klausner

"Speaking of hope, did you see that shot Alec got off with his bow? That's my boyfriend." - Cassandra Clare

"Moments is about a girl dying and her boyfriend committing suicide because he can't live without her" - Ed Sheeran

"Ready to wrestle with my gorgeous boyfriend? Oh, I'd say I'm ready for that." Nora :D (p.375)" - Becca Fitzpatrick



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