Topics: # A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Jericho Quotes

RELATED QUOTES

"Welcome to Raw, is, Jericho!" - Chris Jericho

"Jericho Barrons was my poison now." - Karen Marie Moning

"Go to Jericho. Let them all go to Jericho, And ne'er be seen again." - Sir John Berkenhead

"Look what you did. (Jericho snapped at Zarek.) I broke it. (Jericho)" - Sherrilyn Kenyon

"Jericho Barrons just told me he loves me." - Karen Marie Moning

"You're Mac, and I'm Jericho. And nothing else matters." - Karen Marie Moning

"Jericho." "Mac." "Thank you for saving my life. Again." - Karen Marie Moning

"My singing is a mix between Jericho/ Fergie/ Jesus" - Dolph Ziggler

"Any time you need an expert parental hand- (Zarek) I"ll find Jericho. (Astrid) Um, could you at least wait until that thing's housebroken? (Jericho)" - Sherrilyn Kenyon

"Any time you need an expert parental hand- (Zarek) I'll find Jericho. (Astrid) Um, could you at least wait until that thing's housebroken? (Jericho)" - Sherrilyn Kenyon

"By faith the walls of Jericho fell down, after they were compassed about seven days." - Hannah Whitall Smith

"He's got himself, and he's got a beard. That's all Chris Jericho needs." - Todd Grisham

"First of all, Jericho...Liberace called and said he wants his pajamas back!" - Triple H

"A certain man went down from Jerusalem to Jericho, and fell among thieves." - Bible

"Where are we? (Jericho) Noir's happy place. It's where he brings the beings he wants to play with. (Asmodeus) Punish. (Jericho) You say ta-mah-to. I say to-mah-to. (Asmodeus)" - Sherrilyn Kenyon

"So would you like to join me for something to eat? (Jericho) As long as it does' involve the entrails of demons, I might be persuaded. (Delphine) Demon entrails have no appeal for me, either. Zeus's are another matter. (Jericho)" - Sherrilyn Kenyon

"May the gods have mercy on whoever pisses them off, because Zarek and Jericho will have none for them. (Madoc) You"d better be glad I'm flattered by that. Otherwise I"d gut you. (Zarek) Ditto. (Jericho)" - Sherrilyn Kenyon

"Where are we? (Jericho) Noir's happy place. It's where he brings the beings he wants to play with. (Asmodeus) Punish. (Jericho) You say ta-mah-to. I say to-mah-to. (Asmodeus)" - Sherrilyn Kenyon

"So would you like to join me for something to eat? (Jericho) As long as it doesn't involve the entrails of demons, I might be persuaded. (Delphine) Demon entrails have no appeal for me, either. Zeus's are another matter. (Jericho)" - Sherrilyn Kenyon

"There's too much to be done. I need to know- (Jericho) No. (Delphine) No, you d'in. (Jericho) Yes, I di'id. Don't make me use my Jeri ninja mind tricks on you. I might screw up and fry your brains. (Delphine)" - Sherrilyn Kenyon

"May the gods have mercy on whoever pisses them off, because Zarek and Jericho will have none for them. (Madoc) You'd better be glad I'm flattered by that. Otherwise I'd gut you. (Zarek) Ditto. (Jericho)" - Sherrilyn Kenyon

"What are you" -Mac "I don't follow" -Jericho "You dropped 30 feet in that warehouse. You should have broken something. What are you?" -Mac "A man with a rope." -Jericho" - Karen Marie Moning

"... You have me in your mouth, you don't get anybody else. Or you don't get me." - Jericho Barrons" - Karen Marie Moning

"Oh, gah, I"ve been slimed. (Jericho) It's not slime. It's a baby kiss. (Delphine) It's slime. (Zarek)" - Sherrilyn Kenyon

"Oh, gah, I've been slimed. (Jericho) It's not slime. It's a baby kiss. (Delphine) It's slime. (Zarek)" - Sherrilyn Kenyon

"I think a Chris Jericho triple DVD set is a great present. I don't what my kids are complaining about...." - Chris Jericho

"Barrons, Jericho: I haven't the faintest fecking clue. He keeps saving my life. I suppose that's something." - Karen Marie Moning

"I'm actually even thinking of stealing the Walls of Jericho and turning in into the Walls of Miz." - The Miz

"I am Chris Jericho, your new hero! And I am the new millenium for the World Wrestling Federation!" - Chris Jericho

"I owe 'Jericho' my whole time in America, really. It was a fantastic group of people to work with." - Lennie James

"Are you always this random? (Jericho) Mostly. It really irritates Noir. Which is just an added bonus for me. At least so long as I can outrun him. (Asmodeus) Add me to that list of people you annoy. (Jericho) Oh. You're not going to singe my testicles over it, are you?! (Asmodeus) No plans to. (Jericho) Good. We can be friends, then. (Asmodeus)" - Sherrilyn Kenyon

"Are you always this random? (Jericho) Mostly. It really irritates Noir. Which is just an added bonus for me. At least so long as I can outrun him. (Asmodeus) Add me to that list of people you annoy. (Jericho) Oh. You're not going to singe my testicles over it, are you?! (Asmodeus) No plans to. (Jericho) Good. We can be friends, then. (Asmodeus)" - Sherrilyn Kenyon

"How many demons and people are enslaved here? (Jericho) Define slavery. (Asmodeus) Kept against their will. (Jericho) Good definition. Counting me? (Asmodeus) Why not? (Jericho) Probably a couple of million...you know it's really hard to count to a million, plus they"re always dying and new ones are coming in. I tried to count once, but it got really depressing so I stopped. The constant adding and subtracting. Not my forte, really. (Asmodeus)" - Sherrilyn Kenyon

"How many demons and people are enslaved here? (Jericho) Define slavery. (Asmodeus) Kept against their will. (Jericho) Good definition. Counting me? (Asmodeus) Why not? (Jericho) Probably a couple of million...you know it's really hard to count to a million, plus they're always dying and new ones are coming in. I tried to count once, but it got really depressing so I stopped. The constant adding and subtracting. Not my forte, really. (Asmodeus)" - Sherrilyn Kenyon

"Nobody home but She for Whom I Am the World. Can't go on like this, can't keep doing it.- Jericho Barrons" - Karen Marie Moning

"Why would you train an instrument of destruction? (Jericho) We all choose our destinies. Our birth does' dictate our future unless we allow it. (Acheron)" - Sherrilyn Kenyon

"I, for one, am exhausted. I"ve been threatened, beaten, bitten and killed, and that was just in the last hour. (Jericho)" - Sherrilyn Kenyon

"Why would you train an instrument of destruction? (Jericho) We all choose our destinies. Our birth doesn't dictate our future unless we allow it. (Acheron)" - Sherrilyn Kenyon

"I, for one, am exhausted. I've been threatened, beaten, bitten and killed, and that was just in the last hour. (Jericho)" - Sherrilyn Kenyon

"Oh, I don't know about that, Jericho. See, when it comes to the bedroom, The Game always came up a little bit... short." - Stephanie Mcmahon

"If you want to see Chris Jericho drink a beer with Stone Cold Steve Austin, give me a doo-a dee-dee-dam, dee-dee-doo." - Chris Jericho

"I've never done an action show, really. On 'Jericho,' other people got to ride horses and shoot guns, but I never did." - Sprague Grayden

"He pulls me around and kisses me. "You're Mac," he says. "And I'm Jericho. And nothing else matters. Never will. You exist in a place that is beyond all rules for me. Do you understand that?" I do. Jericho Barrons just told me he loves me." - Karen Marie Moning

"How long have you been here? (Jericho) Do' know. Again, tried to count once, got depressed so I stopped. I find it easier to just go with the flow. Ease with the peas. (Asmodeus) Ease with the peas? (Jericho) Yeah, that's not a happy memory, either. Let's forget I mentioned it. (Asmodeus)" - Sherrilyn Kenyon

"Asmodeus! You do' see her, do you hear me? (Jericho) Completely blind, Minor Master. Hearing is intact. Is there anyone here besides the two of us? No? Good. I'm leaving now unless Minor Master has another preferably nonpainful task for me. (Asmodeus) You're dismissed. (Jericho) Cool beaners. (Asmodeus)" - Sherrilyn Kenyon

"There's too much to be done. I need to know- (Jericho) No. (Delphine) No, you d"in. (Jericho) Yes, I di"id. Do' make me use my Jeri ninja mind tricks on you. I might screw up and fry your brains. (Delphine)" - Sherrilyn Kenyon

"Why would you do that? (Delphine) Why do you think? (Jericho) Because I'm a bossy hag and you"d rather be enslaved to a man you hate than deal with me. (Delphine) You know...you're not funny. (Jericho) I think I'm hysterical. (Delphine)" - Sherrilyn Kenyon

"How long have you been here? (Jericho) Don't know. Again, tried to count once, got depressed so I stopped. I find it easier to just go with the flow. Ease with the peas. (Asmodeus) Ease with the peas? (Jericho) Yeah, that's not a happy memory, either. Let's forget I mentioned it. (Asmodeus)" - Sherrilyn Kenyon

"Asmodeus! You don't see her, do you hear me? (Jericho) Completely blind, Minor Master. Hearing is intact. Is there anyone here besides the two of us? No? Good. I'm leaving now unless Minor Master has another preferably nonpainful task for me. (Asmodeus) You're dismissed. (Jericho) Cool beaners. (Asmodeus)" - Sherrilyn Kenyon

"Why would you do that? (Delphine) Why do you think? (Jericho) Because I'm a bossy hag and you'd rather be enslaved to a man you hate than deal with me. (Delphine) You know...you're not funny. (Jericho) I think I'm hysterical. (Delphine)" - Sherrilyn Kenyon

"Last night at WrestleMania, in front of 68,000 people, I defeated Chris Jericho and became the Undisputed World Wrestling Federation Champion. And all of the doubts went away, because I proved to myself, I proved to the world, I proved to Chris Jericho that I AM The Game, and apparently I am THAT...DAMN...GOOD!" - Triple H

"Some men's censures are like the blasts of rams' horns before the walls of Jericho; all a man's fame they lay level at one stroke, when all they go upon is only conceit, without any certain basis." - J. Beaumont

"I so love the smell of hatred and revenge. It's the headiest of concoctions. (Noir) I personally feel that way toward blood. No better smell in the universe than when it's combined with the aroma of those fearing death. (Jericho)" - Sherrilyn Kenyon

"Here we are. Maybe I should warn you before we enter...(Asmodeus) (Jericho stepped past him and threw open the door.) Or maybe not. Let's just barge in and be surprised, shall we? (Asmodeus)" - Sherrilyn Kenyon

"What are you doing here? (Jericho) Do my accommodations offend you? I"ve grown quite used to them. Though a view of something other than mangled bodies might be nice for a change. (Jaden)" - Sherrilyn Kenyon

"You"d better. Otherwise Stryker and I will feast on your innards, bathe in your blood and I will use your eyes as earrings. (Zephyra) You know, with imagery like that, you should write for Hallmark. (Jericho)" - Sherrilyn Kenyon

"You rang, Mino- well, you're not really the Minor Master anymore, are you? What should I call you? (Asmodeus) Think of a polite term, demon. (Jericho) Mister Master it is. What can I do for you? (Asmodeus)" - Sherrilyn Kenyon

"I'm asking the questions tonight." One day I was going to write a book: How to Dictate to a Dictator and Evade an Evader, subtitled How to Handle Jericho Barrons." - Karen Marie Moning

"I so love the smell of hatred and revenge. It's the headiest of concoctions. (Noir) I personally feel that way toward blood. No better smell in the universe than when it's combined with the aroma of those fearing death. (Jericho)" - Sherrilyn Kenyon

"Here we are. Maybe I should warn you before we enter...(Asmodeus) (Jericho stepped past him and threw open the door.) Or maybe not. Let's just barge in and be surprised, shall we? (Asmodeus)" - Sherrilyn Kenyon

"What are you doing here? (Jericho) Do my accommodations offend you? I've grown quite used to them. Though a view of something other than mangled bodies might be nice for a change. (Jaden)" - Sherrilyn Kenyon

"You'd better. Otherwise Stryker and I will feast on your innards, bathe in your blood and I will use your eyes as earrings. (Zephyra) You know, with imagery like that, you should write for Hallmark. (Jericho)" - Sherrilyn Kenyon

"You rang, Mino- well, you're not really the Minor Master anymore, are you? What should I call you? (Asmodeus) Think of a polite term, demon. (Jericho) Mister Master it is. What can I do for you? (Asmodeus)" - Sherrilyn Kenyon

"C'mon, sweetie, you can say it. (Delphine) (She moved his mouth playfully with her hands.) You don't suck, Delphine. I...you. C'mon, Jericho. I only bite in the bedroom. You can do this. I know you're not really mute. (Delphine)" - Sherrilyn Kenyon

"I'm asking the questions tonight." One day I was going to write a book: How to Dictate to a Dictator and Evade an Evader, subtitled How to Handle Jericho Barrons." - Karen Marie Moning

"And it came to pass, when the people heard the sound of the trumpet, and the people shouted with a great shout, that the wall fell down flat, so that the people went up into the city [Jericho]." - Bible

"I'm not setting 'Jericho' up to be anything other than what it is, which is, you know, a piece of good, well thought-out, well put-together TV and entertainment." - Lennie James

"If you or one of the blind fools who follows you honestly believe you can...bring it on. I'm in the mood for Slaughter. Killing and Murder, too. ~ Jericho a.k.a. Cratus" - Sherrilyn Kenyon

"Chris Jericho is a great guy. He's beyond hysterical. He's good people. They're really good. Chris wanted me to throw down a solo. He sent it to me and I knocked it out." - Zakk Wylde

"You mean Teletubbies? (Berith) The fact that you know what they"re called, Berith, truly scares me. (Jericho) As a demon of torture, it behooves me to know all things that are deeply annoying. You"d be amazed how many people in the modern age no longer fear zombies as much as Teletubbies. (Berith) Not really. I"d rather battle a brain-eating zombie any day than hear them sing. (Jericho)" - Sherrilyn Kenyon

"You mean Teletubbies? (Berith) The fact that you know what they're called, Berith, truly scares me. (Jericho) As a demon of torture, it behooves me to know all things that are deeply annoying. You'd be amazed how many people in the modern age no longer fear zombies as much as Teletubbies. (Berith) Not really. I'd rather battle a brain-eating zombie any day than hear them sing. (Jericho)" - Sherrilyn Kenyon

"True compassion is more than flinging a coin to a beggar. It comes to see that a system that produces beggars needs to be repaved. We are called to be the Good Samaritan, but after you lift so many people out of the ditch you start to ask, maybe the whole road to Jericho needs to be repaved." - Martin Luther King, Jr.

"You need to circle the goals God wants you to go after, the promises God wants you to claim, and the dreams God wants you to pursue. And once you spell Jericho, you need to circle it in prayer. Then you need to keep circling until the walls come tumbling down." - Mark Batterson

"Since the moment I laid eyes on Jericho Barrons, I wanted him. I wanted him to do things to me that pink and clueless MacKayla Lane was shocked and appalled and ... okay, yeah, well, utterly fascinated to find herself thinking about." - Karen Marie Moning

"Christ puts Himself at the head of the mystic march of the generations; and, like the mysterious angel that Joshua saw in the plain by Jericho, makes the lofty claim, Nay, but as the captain of the Lord's host am I come up." - Alexander MacLaren

"You were impaled? (Delphine) You know the worst part about impalement? You do' die immediately. You hang on bleeding and aching as the spike works its way slowly through your body until it pierces some major organ. Pray to the gods you worship that you never know what that feels like. (Jericho)" - Sherrilyn Kenyon

"They"re plotting against you. (Jaden) Who? (Jericho) Your best friends, fool, who do you think? The Easter Bunny or the assholes who brought you here? FYI, they"re planning to feed you to the gallu so that they can control your powers without your fighting them. If I were you, I"d be gone five minutes ago. (Jaden)" - Sherrilyn Kenyon

"I want to hate you, but I ca' even stay mad at you. (Jericho) You know, I think you're more in need of lessons on how to seduce than I am. Why do' you call me fat and ugly while you're at it? (Delphine)" - Sherrilyn Kenyon

"Believe me, I know and I almost made the same mistake you did. Evil is seductive. It's what makes the two of them so dangerous. (Jericho) No. It's our willingness to believe their lies and to see what we want to see that makes it so dangerous. Even when we know better, we lie to ourselves and that's where the true betrayal is. (Jared)" - Sherrilyn Kenyon

"As the great poet wrote, "To thine own self be true."...What? You do' think a Skotos can be literate? I happen to love Shakespeare. Hamlet is one of my faves. (Zeth) I'm not touching that one with tongs and a gas mask. (Jericho)" - Sherrilyn Kenyon

"C"mon, sweetie, you can say it. (Delphine) (She moved his mouth playfully with her hands.) You do' suck, Delphine. I...you. C"mon, Jericho. I only bite in the bedroom. You can do this. I know you're not really mute. (Delphine)" - Sherrilyn Kenyon

"What took you so long?" Will asked when Evie came panting into the room. He and Jericho had assembled a stack of books, which they were tucking into Will's attache case. "I walked to Jerusalem for the Bible. I knew you"d want an original," Evie snapped." - Libba Bray

"You were impaled? (Delphine) You know the worst part about impalement? You don't die immediately. You hang on bleeding and aching as the spike works its way slowly through your body until it pierces some major organ. Pray to the gods you worship that you never know what that feels like. (Jericho)" - Sherrilyn Kenyon

"They're plotting against you. (Jaden) Who? (Jericho) Your best friends, fool, who do you think? The Easter Bunny or the assholes who brought you here? FYI, they're planning to feed you to the gallu so that they can control your powers without your fighting them. If I were you, I'd be gone five minutes ago. (Jaden)" - Sherrilyn Kenyon

"I want to hate you, but I can't even stay mad at you. (Jericho) You know, I think you're more in need of lessons on how to seduce than I am. Why don't you call me fat and ugly while you're at it? (Delphine)" - Sherrilyn Kenyon

"What? Was that a laugh? (Delphine) No. (Jericho) Yes, it was. I heard it. Holy cow, call Hermes to spread the news. I think I just started the end of the world...it has to be a sign of the apocalypse. (Delphine)" - Sherrilyn Kenyon

"Believe me, I know and I almost made the same mistake you did. Evil is seductive. It's what makes the two of them so dangerous. (Jericho) No. It's our willingness to believe their lies and to see what we want to see that makes it so dangerous. Even when we know better, we lie to ourselves and that's where the true betrayal is. (Jared)" - Sherrilyn Kenyon

"As the great poet wrote, 'To thine own self be true.'...What? You don't think a Skotos can be literate? I happen to love Shakespeare. Hamlet is one of my faves. (Zeth) I'm not touching that one with tongs and a gas mask. (Jericho)" - Sherrilyn Kenyon

"You must have had such a great childhood with a man like that for your father. (Delphine) Yeah. All puppy dogs and rainbows and those weird furry people with padded coat hangers on their heads that look like space aliens on acid. (Jericho)" - Sherrilyn Kenyon

"What took you so long?" Will asked when Evie came panting into the room. He and Jericho had assembled a stack of books, which they were tucking into Will's attache case. "I walked to Jerusalem for the Bible. I knew you'd want an original," Evie snapped." - Libba Bray

"Jericho lay back down on his side, watching her breathe just an arm's length from him. She was not beautiful while she slept; her mouth hung open and she snored very lightly, and this, despite everything that had happened, made him smile." - Libba Bray

"I admire the good samaritan, but I don't want to be one.I don't want to spend my life picking up people by the side of the road after they have been beaten up and robbed.I want to change the Jericho road, so that everybody has an opportunity for a job, education, security, health." - Martin Luther King, Jr.

"Christ puts Himself at the head of the mystic march of the generations; and. like the mysterious aneel that Joshua saw in the plain by Jericho, makes the lofty claim, Nay, but as the captain of the Lord's host am I come up." - Alexander MacLaren

"..for the dead fish was striped like a cat and the sky was striped like the fish and the conch was whorled like an ear and the beach was ribbed like a dog's mouth and the movables in the surf splintered and crashed like the walls of Jericho." - John Cheever

"I will say that when I first came out to the States to work on 'Jericho,' that was the only time that I've ever been frightened about a job, because in America they tell stories over such a long time, and I was petrified that I'd get bored." - Lennie James

"One of the great things about 'Jericho' that is a parallel with 'Over There' is, in this country, we tend to forget the news we don't want to know about. We're so oversaturated with media and other images that we can turn our head a little bit." - Sprague Grayden

"Look, I am a Palestinian elected representative from Jericho. If a Palestinian wants to sell his fruit anywhere in the West Bank, he goes to the Israeli civil administration. If a Palestinian sick person wants to leave a hospital, he goes through the Israeli civil administration. Nobody can leave or enter my constituency without Israeli permission. Israel is, in effect, resuming the occupation." - Saeb Erekat

"When the Spirit came to Moses, the plagues came upon Egypt, and he had power to destroy men's lives; when the Spirit came upon Elijah, fire came down from heaven; when the Spirit came upon Gideon, no man could stand before him; and when it came upon Joshua, he moved around the city of Jericho and the whole city fell into his hands; but when the Spirit came upon the Son of Man, He gave His life; He healed the broken-hearted." - Dwight L Moody

"Ancient eyes had stared at me, filled with ancient grief. And something more. Something so alien and unexpected that I'd almost burst into tears. I'd seen many things in his eyes in the time that I'd known him: lust, amusement, sympathy, mockery, caution, fury. But I had never seen this. Hope. Jericho Barrons had hope, and I was the reason for it. I would never forget his smile. It had illuminated him from the inside out." - Karen Marie Moning

"He strips his shirt over his head and I catch my breath, watching those long hard muscles ripple. I know how his shoulders look, bunched, when he's on top of me, how his face gets tight with lust, as he eases inside me. "Who am I?" "Jericho" "Who are you?" He kicks off his boots, steps out of his pants. He's commando tonight. My breath whooshes out of me in a run-on word: "Whogivesafuck?" - Karen Marie Moning

"You're grumpy and broody and secretive all the time. You're no joy to live with, I can tell you that!""I smile sometimes. I even laughed about your . . . hat.""MacHalo," I corrected tightly. "It's a brilliant invention, and it means I don't need you or V'lane to keep my safe from Shades, and that, Jericho Barrons, is worth its weight in gold: not needing either of you for something!" - Karen Marie Moning

"What this country needs... what this great land of ours needs is something to happen to it. Something ferocious and tragic, like what happened to Jericho or the cities of the plain - something terrible I mean, son, so that when the people have been through hellfire and the crucible, and have suffered agony enough and grief, they"ll be people again, human beings, not a bunch of smug contented cows rooting at the trough." - William Styron

"I was about to look away when he reached across the seat, touched my jaw with his long, strong, beautiful fingers, and caressed my face. Being touched by Jericho Barrons with kindness makes you feel like you must be the most special person in the world. It's like walking up to the biggest, most savage lion in the jungle, lying down, placing your head it its mouth and, rather than taking your life, it licks you and purrs." - Karen Marie Moning

"You would kill or enslave everyone? There is so much beauty in the world that they"d destroy. How do you not see it? (Delphine) Spoken like someone who has only lived in the cushioned world of dreams. You have no idea what the real world is like. What people will do to you when they know they can get away with it. People are absolutely cruel and I say more power to Noir for tearing it down. (Jericho)" - Sherrilyn Kenyon

"Technical advisor. Since you know our enemies so well, we"re going to pick your brain. (Jericho) I"ll tell you what you want to know. There's no need to torture me for it. (Asmodeus) Pick your brain is an idiomatic expression, Asmodeus. It means we"ll have you tell us things. We"re not actually going in there to mess with your head. (Delphine) Oh, thank the Source. I ca' stand it when someone opens my skull. It really hurts. (Asmodeus)" - Sherrilyn Kenyon

"I was about to look away when he reached across the seat, touched my jaw with his long, strong, beautiful fingers, and caressed my face. Being touched by Jericho Barrons with kindness makes you feel like you must be the most special person in the world. It's like walking up to the biggest, most savage lion in the jungle, lying down, placing your head it its mouth and, rather than taking your life, it licks you and purrs." - Karen Marie Moning

"You would kill or enslave everyone? There is so much beauty in the world that they'd destroy. How do you not see it? (Delphine) Spoken like someone who has only lived in the cushioned world of dreams. You have no idea what the real world is like. What people will do to you when they know they can get away with it. People are absolutely cruel and I say more power to Noir for tearing it down. (Jericho)" - Sherrilyn Kenyon

"Technical advisor. Since you know our enemies so well, we're going to pick your brain. (Jericho) I'll tell you what you want to know. There's no need to torture me for it. (Asmodeus) Pick your brain is an idiomatic expression, Asmodeus. It means we'll have you tell us things. We're not actually going in there to mess with your head. (Delphine) Oh, thank the Source. I can't stand it when someone opens my skull. It really hurts. (Asmodeus)" - Sherrilyn Kenyon

"Welcome to RAW is Jericho! And I was just listening to your list of problems and grievances that you have with all my Jerichoholics, and I have a solution - and that solution is to SHUT THE HELL UP. But finally, Al Snow, tomorrow people WILL be acknowledging you - they WILL be talking about the greatest moment of '99 - they'll be talking about the night that Al Snow was brutally beaten by the Ayatollah of Rock n Rolla." - Chris Jericho

"I wasn't surprised at all. In fact, I thought, why stop there? Why not add the Big Show, or Chris Jericho, or the whole state of Nebraska for that matter? And don't you think a wrestling ring is a little old school, Lilian? Why not put the match in a shark tank, with real live sharks? Hungry sharks! And the only way to beat your opponent is to stuff him down a shark's throat, and pin the shark. Wouldn't that be a hoot?" - Kurt Angle

"All right, New York City! Welcome to Madison... Square... Jericho! And after tonight, when I become the true, undisputed Intercontinental champion, the Jerichoholics of the Big Apple will throw a celebration party that will make the millennium bash in Times Square look like my sister's seventh birthday party! It'll be a celebration so huge, so grandiose, so spectacular, that it will never, EEEEEEEEVER, be forgotten again!" - Chris Jericho

"What is pure Bill? Or excellent or admirable? The death of a million people in a flood? God evidently through so. He is incapable of acts that are not admirable, and it is He who brought about the Flood. How about the slaying of children in Jericho? There are a few Bible stories that are not as terrible as they are happy. We just prefer to leave out the terrible part, but that only makes the good anemic." - Ted Dekker

"So where does Stan fit in this equation?... We are told to meditate on scripture, even the hald that details the consequences of evil, the consequent of Jericho and all. Not to pretend out God has somehow changed since the time of Christ. Obviously, Paul's idea of admirable and noble is quite different from ours. God forgives us, Bill. We have mocked His victory by whitewashing the enemy for the sake of our neighbirs approval." No Greater Love has any man..." - Ted Dekker

"What this country needs... what this great land of ours needs is something to happen to it. Something ferocious and tragic, like what happened to Jericho or the cities of the plain - something terrible I mean, son, so that when the people have been through hellfire and the crucible, and have suffered agony enough and grief, they'll be people again, human beings, not a bunch of smug contented cows rooting at the trough." - William Styron

"On the one hand we are called to play the good Samaritan on life's roadside; but that will be only an initial act. One day we must come to see that the whole Jericho road must be transformed so that men and women will not be constantly beaten and robbed as they make their journey on life's highway. True compassion is more than flinging a coin to a beggar; it is not haphazard and superficial. It comes to see that an edifice which produces beggars needs restructuring. "A Time to Break Silence," at Riverside Church" - Martin Luther King, Jr.



| NEXT PAGE



RELATED TOPICS

Jericho, Jericho Barrons,