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"Nobody does ladders like Jeff Hardy." - Matt Hardy

"The leader's (Jeff Denson's) superb bowing.. showcasing Denson's haunting vocals" - Bill Milkowski

"Jeff Sessions is the lone voice in the Senate..." - Rush Limbaugh

"When God plays guitar he uses Jeff Beck's hands." - Steve Lukather

"I know Jeff Bezos because I cater at his home." - Tom Douglas

"Jeff Bridges wants you to take it easy, man." - Stephen Rodrick

"I love watching Jeff Bridges act. He's brilliant." - Michael Sheen

"Hi, I'm Jeff Healy of the Jeff Healy band. Don't drink and drive. I don't... you're blind!" - Jeff Healey

"Interviewer: So Jeff, what are your main musical influences? Jeff (after a long pause): Love, anger, depression, joy and dreams....And Zeppelin. Totally." - Jeff Buckley

"Nothing can touch me now - I'm Jeff Koons and my art can defend me !" - Jeff Koons

"And you chose to fight for Artemis instead, what kind of stupid are you? (Jeff)" - Sherrilyn Kenyon

"Yes, I am aware that I am the gayer version of Jeff Lewis." - Daniel Tosh

"I think my friend Jeff is gay. I don't know - I'm so bad with names." - Anthony Jeselnik

"The leader's (Jeff Denson"s) superb bowing.. showcasing Denson's haunting vocals" - Bill Milkowski

"Jeff, you bloated hack! Your jokes are so old, they know who George Hamilton is." - Greg Giraldo

"When art is defined by Damien Hirst and Jeff Koons, you've got a society that's impoverished." - Robert Adams

"My brother Jeff is now my agent at Advantage International in Washington, D.C." - Tracy Austin

"Jeff Bridges taught me a lot about how to keep a scene fresh." - Robert Englund

"Great leaders, like Steve Jobs or Jeff Bezos, also focused on the long term." - Reed Hastings

"Jeff Bridges is one of my favorite actors in the history of ever." - Ben Barnes

"What I hated was doing what somebody in LA thought Jeff Foxworthy ought to do." - Jeff Foxworthy

"My favorite albumn ever is Jeff Buckley's GRACE. I feel a weird unexplainable connection to him." - Rachel Bilson

"My personal favourite is Jeff Beck. All the others are wonderful as well." - Noel Redding

"The everybody-loves-Jeff Bridges home base is, of course, 'The Big Lebowski.'" - Stephen Rodrick

"I always wanted to sound like a man, like Jeff Buckley or Tom Waits." - Florence Welch

"I love James Taylor, Jeff Buckley, Elliott Smith and Nine Inch Nails." - Nat Wolff

"Jeff Bodine was saying that when he gets depressed, that he cleans house." - Tanya Tucker

"To me, Jeff Zucker is synonymous with winning. He's an incredible news executive." - Soledad Obrien

"The radio ad "Hi, I'm Jeff Healey from the Jeff Healey Band. Don't drink and drive. I don't". Well, I hope you don't drive sober either Mr. Healey. You're blind for God's sake!" - George Carlin

"Jeff Sessions wished he wasn`t the attorney general. The president Donald Trump has the most incompetent cabinet in history, and he`s unhappy with only one of them. Only Jeff Sessions." - Lawrence O'Donnell

"In February 1953, I was making a second picture with Jeff Chandler, one called War Arrow. Jeff was a real sweetheart, but acting with him was like acting with a broomstick." - Maureen O'Hara

"In February 1953, I was making a second picture with Jeff Chandler, one called War Arrow . Jeff was a real sweetheart, but acting with him was like acting with a broomstick." - Maureen O'Hara

"How did you become blind, uh, Jeff is it?" Yeah, Jeff. Well, I looked directly at the sun, you know, the way they always tell you not to. If only I had listened." - James Patterson

"I was very aware of Jeff Buckley. My brother actually bought me The Mamas And The Papas and Jeff Buckley for my birthday when I was in my early teens." - Imogen Poots

"You ever heard of a guy named Jeff Buckley? He's one of the best singers I've ever heard." - Sebastian Bach

"Broken marriages, conflicts of loyalty, the problems of everyday life fall away as one faces up to [Jeff] Thomson." - Mike Brearley

"That's J, E, double F, J, A, double R, E , double T... I'm double J, Jeff Jarrett!" - Jeff Jarrett

"Growing up, you look at guys like Jeff Thomson as heroes, so going past him is pretty special." - Brett Lee

"I am really lucky to have Jeff. He is my best friend in the whole world, not only my brother." - Matt Hardy

"Feel free to cover Amazon any way you want. Feel free to cover Jeff Bezos any way you want." - Jeff Bezos

"[Phyllis Schlaffley and Pat Buchanan and Jeff Sessions] do know conservatism, but I think they are wrong." - Erick Erickson

"When Ronald Reagan nominated Jeff Sessions for federal district court judgeship, the Senate Judiciary Committee rejected his nomination." - Lawrence O'Donnell

"He sits beside the ranking Democrat Patrick Leahy who voted against Jeff Session`s nomination in that committee in 1986." - Lawrence O'Donnell

"If Jeff Sessions had been an editor of something like "Breitbart", Ronald Reagan wouldn`t have even nominated him." - Lawrence O'Donnell

"I probably owe as much to Jeff Beck as I do to Son House with connections to the blues." - Billy Gibbons

"Jeff knew full well what he was walking away from. Again, he needed to deal with this right away." - Kenneth Lay

"I love Jeff Bridges. You can never go wrong with that guy. I hope to work with him one day." - Chad Lindberg

"I remember working on movies like Gettysburg and feeling that Jeff Daniels was kind of a mentor." - Donal Logue

"I like many different kinds of music. My favourite band is Radiohead, and I'm also a giant Jeff Buckley fan." - Christopher Masterson

"I decided early on that I wanted to be Michael Bloomfield, Jeff Beck and Eric Clapton - not George Harrison." - Todd Rundgren

"Jeff Kinney's 'Diary of a Wimpy Kid' series and Stephenie Meyer's 'Twilight' books got 49,323,701 kids reading." - Jon Scieszka

"I've always admired Jeff Bridges. I really like how one can never get a handle on what he's doing." - Bill Hader

"Jeff Beck is one of my heroes and has been since I first picked up a guitar." - Kirk Hammett

"Jeff Ross has a new show on Comedy Central where he roasts the news. It'll be perfect for people who find Jon Stewart too handsome and funny." - Seth Green

"I think everyone would love to see Jeff Gordon lose or get run into the wall, but I think he uses that - similar to me." - Bo Jackson

"I got married to an amazing woman, had 2 awesome kids and toured with Jeff Beck, I can die a happy man now." - Gary Hoey

"After all, Fnick is Superman," said Iggy. "Shut up, Jeff," I said, but I was smiling. I lifted Iggy's fingers to my face so that he knew." - James Patterson

"What do I do? (Jeff) Well, not to insult a man who looks like a rocket scientist in comparison to you, but...run, Forrest, run. (Rafael)" - Sherrilyn Kenyon

"Sandy: Boy, you must really think I'm stupid or something. Jeff: Ahh, no one would call you stupid, to your face." - Teri Garr

"Jeff Bezos is opening a retail store and owns a newspaper. Turns out everything we thought about the Internet is wrong." - Aaron Levie

"The fact Jeff Teague has never been an All-Star is puzzling to me because he's certainly an All-Star-caliber player," - Frank Vogel

"Who should play the lead role in a film about me? Dunno. Danny De Vito? Jeff Goldblum? Meryl Streep? Someone of that kind." - Douglas Adams

"People are like, Hey, Jeff, lemme tell you... I'm like, Hold on, let me get a pen and a piece of paper." - Jeff Foxworthy

"Jeff Ross has been roasting people since Whitney Cummings was nothing but a glint in the eye of the man who raped her mother." - Anthony Jeselnik

"To me, there was no better drummer than Jeff Porcaro. His musicianship and kindness to me will never be forgotten. Our loss is heaven's gain" - Richard Marx

"I think the Democrats are right to protest, but I don't think Jeff Sessions is so far out of the range of normalcy that he shouldn't be confirmed." - David Brooks

"DJ Jazzy Jeff is the best DJ you can have at a party. Did you see his playlist? He has good taste." - Common

"Senator Jeff Sessions is reportedly on the [Donald] Trump shortlist to be either the next Secretary of Defense or the next Attorney General of the United States." - Lawrence O'Donnell

"According to the old rules, Senator Jeff Sessions could not be confirmed by the United States Senate because in fact he wasn`t." - Lawrence O'Donnell

"Something the committee had not done in 50 years. Jeff Sessions is now the Chairman of the Committee that rejected him." - Lawrence O'Donnell

"He addressed a black lawyer as "boy". That`s why Jeff Sessions couldn`t get through Senate confirmation process under the old rules followed by Democrats and Republicans." - Lawrence O'Donnell

"Someone who traffics in much more than what Jeff Sessions said back then will be with the president every day in the White House as his senior strategist." - Lawrence O'Donnell

"The case against Jeff Sessions was threadbare three decades ago. It's based on hearsay and innuendo and a joke he made about the Klan." - Rich Lowry

"I am not the Jeff Sessions my detractors have tried to create. I am not a racist. I am not insensitive to blacks." - Jeff Sessions

"I`m not as concerned about what Mr. [Jeff] Sessions expressed, except for the fact that he did say that, you know, these things would be enforced." - Al Sharpton

"I`m deeply concerned about Jeff Sessions, who has clearly expressed opposition to the use of consent decrees and has advanced a lot of this states` rights rhetoric." - Al Sharpton

"Will Ferrell is a dangerous man. If he thinks you're in his way in show business, he will crack your head open. He's the Jeff Gillooly of comedy." - Tina Fey

"When we toured... I was hungry to take out people like Jeff Beck in front of us; Fleetwood Mac, just before they hit; Heart, just before they hit." - Paul Kantner

"I certainly do care for you Jeff Campbell less than you are always thinking and much more than you are ever knowing" - Gertrude Stein

"As astute followers of 'Life in Hell' will notice, Akbar and Jeff wear the same striped T-shirt as Charlie Brown. 'Peanuts' was very important to me." - Matt Groening

"People like Jeff Buckley, the Mars Volta and Bjork made me listen to music differently. You learn the voice is an instrument you can do crazy things with." - Kimbra

"I am totally and completely addicted to movies. Jeff, my husband and I, watch movies every night and go out to the movies constantly." - Caroline Leavitt

"I really like Jeff Lewis and 'Flipping Out' and 'Interior Therapy.' I don't know why I'm obsessed with American real estate and renovation." - Chris Lilley

"Every time I listen to Jeff Beck my whole view of guitar changes radically. He's way, way out, doing things you never expect." - Brian May

"I can turn on some jazz guitarist, and he won't do a thing for me, if he's not playing electrically. But Jeff Beck's great to listen to." - Ritchie Blackmore

"The director is a Canadian, Jeff Stephenson, and any time I get a script that has any Canadian component, I'm always immediately much more interested." - Kathleen Robertson

"My agent, Jeff Andrews, suggested I write a book. For some reason. he doesn't like it when I'm not doing anything." - Colin Mochrie

"It's a dream for me to work with Ron MacLean and Don Cherry as well as my old friend Jeff Marek, who I started my career with." - George Stroumboulopoulos

"And then I got into sports and gave my guitar to my brother Jeff who was just a little kid at that time." - Beau Bridges

"I would say seeing the original Yardbirds with Jeff Beck and Jimmy Page at the old Fillmore was a pretty powerful influence on me." - Ronnie Montrose

"It's certainly a loss for us here at the University of Washington, because Jeff Compher has been a wonderful friend and administrator. Jeff is a football man first, but he has the compassion and desire to make all of Northern Illinois' programs successful. He's one heck of a guy." - Tyrone Willingham

"The only thing I took advantage of at Extreme Rules was an opportunity to cash in my Money in the Bank contract, which I did successfully, well within the rules. You know, Jeff knows this, you know this, the fans know this: nowhere on that contract does it say, under any circumstances, 'Do not cash in on Jeff Hardy.'" - CM Punk

"Ladies and gentleman of Florida, this is the real Jeff Ament...take a very good look because there's an imposter running around...if someone comes up to you and says he's Jeff Ament and says he wants to take your pot or wants to take you to a strip club, it's probably not him." - Eddie Vedder

"Jeff [Koons] called me because he'd seen a portrait of David Bowie, at the beginning of the 80s - I've known Jeff for a long time - and he said, Greg, I want to look like a high-profile celebrity, living on the edge. I think that says it all." - Greg Gorman

"I worked for Jeff Kelin. He was a marketing genius before his time. Coupons, car rebates and the value meal (as we know it today) all came from his marketing genius. At 19 years old, I had two jobs, one with Andy Warhol, and the second with Jeff Kelin." - Steve Kaufman

"Jeff Bezos buys the Washington Post. I think a lot of this is the PR value. Look at what we're doing here. We are talking about how Jeff Bezos cares about the poor. And for some people that's all you need." - Rush Limbaugh

"Dr. Okun. Who's named after a special-effects guy named Jeff Okun, who had done Stargate for Roland Emmerich and Dean Devlin, who did Independence Day. But "Brakish" just came up one day when Jeff Goldblum and I were improvising, and he told me his character's name and I told him mine." - Brent Spiner

"Barbara was actually Jeff Foxworthy's interior designer when we first met. So, not only was Jeff responsible for my success in my career, he also introduced me to the woman who I'm going to spend the rest of my life with, which, I think, makes us even." - Ron White

"Jeff Lynne is an arranger, and I think it's probably much easier for him to go ahead and play a part himself than to try to show somebody else what he wants. But it's hard for me to say; I barely know Jeff." - Benmont Tench

"Jeff Eastin is good in that he'll tell me a plot twist that's coming up if he thinks it would be something Peter would know ahead of time, and if it's something that would be a surprise to Peter, I'll tell Jeff, 'Oh, don't tell me. I don't want to know.' And then it's exciting to read it and exciting to play it." - Tim Dekay

"Amazons Jeff Bezos, Facebooks Mark Zuckerberg, Bill Gates, and Steve Jobs did not start out wealthy, and actually added to income inequality, but we all benefit from their creative effort." - Foster Friess

"By the way, to perform in front of Don Rickles, it 's not nerve-wrecking. It 's enjoyable, i am enjoying Jeff Garlin. I hope I perform in front of Don Rickles every night of my life !" - Jeff Garlin

"Jeff Beck is probably my favorite and biggest influence on the guitar. Touring with him in 2010 was such a milestone. I used to show up early every day just to hear his sound check, which sometimes lasted an hour." - Gary Hoey

"Jeff Foxworthy is a legend. Every time I see his moustache it reminds me to wax my lip and every time I hear his jokes it reminds me to wipe my ass." - Lisa Lampanelli

"Jeff Selingo is one of the most respected observers of American higher education...Not all will agree with his observations, conclusions, predictions and recommendations, but all will gain from this thoughtful, well-written, provocative volume. I highly recommend it." - David J. Skorton

""Helena Bonham Carter and Jeff Bridges waved at me. And, of course, it would be absurd if they were waving at me, so I just stared at them. I stared at both of them. And they were like, 'Alright, fine.'" - Jennifer Lawrence

"The great British blues guitarists of the Sixties - people like Eric Clapton, Jeff Beck, Jimmy Page and Peter Green - could play like virtuosos, but they also understood the importance of energy and intensity" - Joe Perry

"Jeff [Gordon] doesn't sit down and explain things. We don't sit and have meetings where I'm the student. He really teaches by example. I've learned a lot on and off the racetrack." - Jimmie Johnson

"Jeff Sessions has some problematic spots on his history, but he has been a pretty normal, respectable senator, more conservative than a lot of us, but a respectable senator for a long period of time." - David Brooks

"You watch Jeff Sessions testifying in front of Congress, Jesus, like watching an amnesiac: "I don't recall," "I don't remember," "I don't recall," "I don't remember," "I don't remember what I don't recall," "I recall what I don't remember." Amazing." - Don Winslow

"Goldman Sachs saying they might be interested in such an investment. I'm familiar with the company. I've known the management, the current management, Jack Welch before Jeff Immelt. I've known him for decades." - Warren Buffett

"Strom Thurmond, the former segregationist candidate for president was the Republican Chairman of the Senate Judiciary Committee in 1986 and he tried to get Jeff Sessions` nomination through that committee, but he couldn`t." - Lawrence O'Donnell

"Because Republicans defected and voted with all the Democrats to reject Jeff Sessions` nomination when they discovered that when he was working as a prosecutor in Alabama, he called the NAACP Un-American." - Lawrence O'Donnell

"Bob Corker was not the inside man that, certainly, Senator [Jeff] Sessions was. And he doesn`t telegraph what`s going on. He`s been much more discreet about that." - Andrea Mitchell

"If you saw General [James] Mattis and General [John] Kelly and Senator [Jeff] Sessions and Mr.[Rex] Tillerson and Congressman [Mike] Pompeo testify, you thought, look, this is a reasonable more than a reasonable, I would say, cabinet." - Jason Chaffetz

"The idea that [Jeff Sessions] is the man who is going to end the progress on the drug war makes me want to rip my hair out, every carefully nurtured curl on my head." - Ayelet Waldman

"Jeff Sessions, the person who`s likely to become our next attorney general, is striking a very different tone from our current attorney general, Loretta Lynch, who announced a consent decree with the city of Baltimore." - Al Sharpton

"State Department lawyers need to have the evidence to back up the charge before they make it. Here's Nebraska Republican Jeff Fortenberry questioning Assistant Secretary of State Anne Patterson at a House." - Tom Gjelten

"On the subject of the left's latest cause du jour, the white phosphorus fairy tale, Michael Moynihan asks a question to which LGF readers probably already know the answer: How Credible is Jeff Englehart?" - Charles Foster Johnson

"My guess is that the editor [Cincinnati Post] wanted his own Jeff MacNelly (a Pulitzer winner at 24), and I didn't live up to his expectations. My Cincinnati days were pretty Kafkaesque." - Bill Watterson

"I never lost any of my titles. I moved up in weight a few times. At the end of my career, the guys that beat me didn't beat the Jeff Fenech that I know." - Jeff Fenech

"We shouldn't let the Republicans off the hook. Theodore Roosevelt, we learned from Jeff Cowan's new book, was just as bad as certainly [Louis] Brandeis was, or many Democrats were on the question of segregation." - Jeffrey Rosen

"I learned so much about playing and touring being on the road and in the studio with Jeff, but I'd always played a lot of gigs in Seattle even prior to joining the Fusion." - Kenny G

"I guarantee you that's what Jeff Gordon does. He uses everything the fans throw at him to stoke his fire and it drives him to be better at what he does." - Bo Jackson

"I'm still good friends with everybody from 'Teen Wolf.' I still see them, and I go to Jeff Davis' for 'Teen Wolf' night when I can. It was such a rewarding experience. That's such a fun set." - Adelaide Kane

"I actually prefer female voices to listen to, mostly, but among the male singers whose voices I like are Jeff Buckley, Art Garfunkel, that sort of voice. Contemporary crooners rather than rockers." - Gregory Maguire

"There's just not a lot of guys around playing like that these days; a lot of steel players are plugging into stomp boxes, trying to sound like Jeff Beck on a steel guitar." - John Fogerty

"Amazon's Jeff Bezos, Facebook's Mark Zuckerberg, Bill Gates, and Steve Jobs did not start out wealthy, and actually added to income inequality, but we all benefit from their creative effort." - Foster Friess

"Damien Hirst is the Elvis of the English art world, its ayatollah, deliverer, and big-thinking entrepreneurial potty-mouthed prophet and front man. Hirst synthesizes punk, Pop Art, Jeff Koons, Marcel Duchamp, Francis Bacon, and Catholicism." - Jerry Saltz

"Ever since I was a child I've always been very attracted to melodies. Whether I hear Jeff Beck, a choir, an ocean or the wind, there's always a melody in there." - Carlos Santana

"Jeff Bridges is one of those icons that I put on a very high pedestal, so just to get to chill with him off-camera on cold, rainy days was surreal." - Kit Harington

"It was probably when I met Jeff Hamilton, the drummer I've been working with for the last 20 years. He's the one who brought Ray Brown to hear me sing at a restaurant in my hometown." - Diana Krall

"I love playing with Jeff. That's something I never really say in the press, but he's my favorite bass player. I've played right next to him for 10 years." - Mike Mccready

"The worst story I ever wrote was after the conviction of Jeff Skilling and Ken Lay. My co-author and I wrote a piece for 'Fortune' saying everything's going to be different now." - Bethany Mclean

"I don't put myself on Jeff Beck's level, but I can relate to him when he says he'd rather be working on his car collection than playing the guitar." - Ritchie Blackmore

"I have never seen Jeff Bezos, Marc Benioff, or Reed Hastings complain about being public. Nor have they ever argued that being public prevented them from doing things with a long-term focus." - Bill Gurley

"Jeff Bezos was one of those best and brightest who came to N.Y. to work in finance. He didn't need to know anything about retail bookselling to start Amazon." - Jose Ferreira

"Is there anyone out there who is the next Steve Jobs? I think Jeff Bezos is pretty close. He is very smart. He is extremely creative. He has completely reinvented the way in which commerce is done online." - John Sculley

"Who isn't a fan of Jeff Bridges? And he is such a unique character. I can't think of anybody who's quite like him. He was a lot of fun to be around, just personally." - Marisa Miller

"When Jeff Sachs says every poor person should receive a free bed net, I agree - but in reality, many end up not receiving one. And I don't live in a world of shoulds." - Jacqueline Novogratz

"I sent one e-mail in my life. I sent it to Jeff Raikes at Microsoft, and it ended up in court in Minneapolis, so I am one for one." - Warren Buffett

"I wish I'd done 'Dumb and Dumber.' I was offered the part, but I don't think I'd have been better than Jeff Daniels was. Another film I wish I'd done was 'Jerry Maguire.'" - Woody Harrelson

"The show is being changed right now, by the way. Jeff Burke is doing it for the Magic Kingdom. And I think it will be better, with new birds, master of ceremonies, etc." - John Hench

"Jeff Sessions takes the job, gets into the job, recuses himself. Which frankly I think is very unfair to the president. How do you take a job and then recuse yourself? If he would have recused himself before the job, I would have said, thanks, Jeff, but you know, I`m not going to pick you. It`s extremely unfair, and that`s a mild word, to the president." - Donald Trump

"It is amazing that Jeff Sessions is still in the job. Any self-respecting Attorney General of the United States would have publicly resigned as soon as the president`s words became public. It is now clear that Jeff Sessions is going to be a witness against the president of the United States. It`s also clear that the Donald Trump's defense to special prosecutor Robert Mueller is going to be, "I don`t remember"." - Lawrence O'Donnell

"When it comes to fully understanding how to strategically move all the pieces on the marketing and distribution chess board on a worldwide basis, Jeff Blake is always thinking two moves ahead and that gives Sony a true competitive edge. He is the studio's secret weapon and while he would be the first to credit his fantastic sales and marketing team, there are few executives here that deserve more credit for our successes during the past several years than Jeff." - Amy Pascal

"... I always use the Jeff Beck model. Jeff Beck is just a genius, and he keeps getting better ... If there's anybody in your field you want to aspire to be like, it is a guy who does what he wants to do. Every record at least he comes out with one thing that makes everybodys' jaw drop ... I would hope that Jimi Hendrix would have done that, although, man, the odds are against him because he did so much in such a short amount of time ..." - Joe Satriani

"Hi, Tad!' she said. 'Hi, Jeff! Hey, I'm not interrupting anything, am I?' 'Uh, no,' I said. 'We were just...I mean, Tad was...uh, nope.' 'So what were you guys talking about?' 'Well,' I said, 'it's very complicated. We were discussing...umm...hats. You know, hats. Like, the head kind.' 'There's another kind?' Lindsey asked. 'Hey, Jeff?' Tad said. 'If your mom needs any evidence to prove that you're retarded, let me know. I'd be glad to record you talking to Lindsey. I'm pretty sure that would do the trick." - Jordan Sonnenblick

"I think Donald Trump now thinks it`s time for Jeff Sessions to resign. There was a reporting that suggested that when Trump first voiced his exasperation with Sessions, that Sessions made it clear to Trump that if Trump wanted his resignation, he would offer it. It seems to me now Trump is sending a pretty clear signal that what he wants is Jeff Sessions to resign, and it`s also pretty clear to me he`s now at war with everyone in the world of justice and law enforcement in the administration." - John Heilemann

"Jeff Kinney is tall and has a great smile, but dont be fooled, hes as slick as they come. A real player. And how he came up with a book that appeals to kids ages 8-13 baffles me. Hes an unbelievably kind man with a great family." - Rachael Harris



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