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Jealous Wife Quotes


"A jealous husband doesnt doubt his wife, but himself." - Honore De Balzac

"The only woman a wife should ever be jealous of is her husband's mom." - Jason Thomas

"A jealous wife is like a hornets' nest in your mattress" - Robert Jordan

"He cast his eyes upon her and the trouble soon began, cause Leroy Brown learned a lesson about messing with the wife of a jealous man." - Jim Croce

"It's funny - my wife is more jealous of my books than of other women because I'm always working and thinking about my books." - Antonio Lobo Antunes

"I used to get so jealous if my wife liked another band more than my own. Come to think of it, I still do." - Tom Delonge

"And not only that, I also have the MacBook Air which is really cool. Even my wife is jealous of my MacBook Air." - Karl Rove

"Remember Lot's wife." - Bible

"I love my wife." - Nonito Donaire

"Take my wife... Please!" - Henny Youngman

"My wife collects knickknacks." - Sidney Poitier

"Weeping bride, laughing wife, laughing bride, weeping wife." - Proverbs

"My wife gives good headache." - Rodney Dangerfield

"The wife, or bitter half." - Ambrose Bierce

"I am the Pharaoh's wife." - Gina Barberi

"My wife loves Roger Moore." - Pierce Brosnan

"I'm honestly not jealous of my wife at all - when she succeeds I'm psyched. It never occurred to me to feel threatened by her success. But the one thing I am jealous of is the number of awesome, interesting, artistic, productive, and cool people she gets to hang out with all day." - Christopher Noxon

"A jealous lover lights his torch from the firebrand of the fiend." - Edmund Burke

"Guilt is always jealous" - John Ray

"I think he's jealous." - Cassandra Clare

"'Tis not to make me jealous To say my wife is fair, feeds well, loves company, Is free of speech, sings, plays, and dances well; Where virtue is, these are more virtuous." - William Shakespeare

"My wife told me one of the sweetest things one could hear: 'I am not jealous. But I am truly sad for all the actresses who embrace you and kiss you while acting, for with them, you are only pretending.'" - Joseph Cotten

"My wife gets so jealous. She came home from work and was mad at me because there was a pretty girl on the bus she thought I would have liked." - Ray Romano

"My wife, the star I steer by." - David Mccullough

"Caesar's wife should be above suspicion." - John Langhorne

"She sounds like a screeching ex-wife." - Rush Limbaugh

"A good wife maketh a good husband." - John Heywood

"Change everything except your wife and kids" - Lee Kun-hee

"My wife went off with Elvis." - Al Yankovic

"Caesar's wife should be above suspicion." - Plutarch

"I am his awfully-wedded wife." - Jane Ace

"I should now find myself a wife!" - Varun Dhawan

"I tell my wife all my secrets." - Benedict Cumberbatch

"Never paint your wife or your mother." - George W Bush

"Caesar's wife must be above suspicion." - Julius Caesar

"My wife watches me like a hawk." - Carl Icahn

"I am a wife-made man." - Danny Kaye

"I just want to be a wife." - Tessanne Chin

"A good husband makes a good wife." - John Florio

"My wife does wish I dressed better." - Sean Hannity

"I'm a traditional wife in every sense." - Monica

"My wife is a very strong woman." - James Nesbitt

"My wife has a whim of iron" - Oliver Herford

"Sometimes I buy my wife flowers." - Bill Cosby

"I'm a traditional wife in every sense." - Monica Denise Brown

"The Bible says that the the Lord thy God is a jealous God. But if you are omnipotent, omniscient, omnipresent, eternal, and the creator of all that exists, of whom could you possibly be jealous?" - Charles Templeton

"Lake is jealous of mountain; mountain is jealous of lake!" - Mehmet Murat Ildan

"Jealous, O'Shea?" "Actually... I am." - Stephenie Meyer

"You can only be jealous of someone who has something you think you ought to have yourself." - Margaret Atwood

"Art is a jealous mistress." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

"Jealous is every virtue of the others, and a dreadful thing is jealousy. Even virtues may succumb by jealousy." - Friedrich Nietzsche

"I'm the opposite of jealous." - Eli Manning

"I get jealous every time someone else hugs you, because for a second, they are holding my world." - Unknown

"I used to be jealous; I'm not jealous anymore. And a miracle happened to me, because if you're jealous, it's a cancer, it's a plague on your spirit, it really is. And I actually cured jealousy in a very weird way - I cured it with mathematics. And I'm not a math person at all, but I've been with my wife for about seven years, so we have had sex probably, I'd like to think, like, 9 million times or, at least, 1,500. So, the way I figured it, if she goes out and screws some other guy once - I'm still winning." - Marc Maron

"I don't think so. Anyways, I don't spend money. My wife spends money...sorry wife." - Mikhail Grabovski

"The secrets of success are a good wife and a steady job. My wife told me." - Howard Nemerov

"The predictable thing about 'The Good Wife' is how unpredictable 'The Good Wife' is." - Archie Panjabi

"I am steady with my wife. I'm faithful to my wife." - Ted Haggard

"The trophy wife must be in her 20s to earn the title 'trophy wife.'" - Marcia Gay Harden

"The husband's sullen, dogged, shy, The wife grows flippant in reply; He loves command and due restriction, And she as well likes contradiction. She never slavishly submits; She'll have her way, or have her fits. He his way tugs, she t'other draws; The man grows jealous and with cause." - John Gay

"And in that far distant day when the gods become wholly beautiful, or we at last are shown how beautiful they always were, this will happen more and more. For mortals, as you said, will become more and more jealous. And mother and wife and child and friend will all be in league to keep a soul from being united with the Divine Nature." - C S Lewis

"Don't be jealous of my boogie..." - RuPaul

"I was jealous; therefore I loved." - Jack London

"Don't be jealous of my genius." - Derek Landy

"Yesterday is ever jealous of...tomorrow." - Khalil Gibran

"Rumors are spread by jealous people" - Laurie Halse Anderson

"Jealous, O"Shea?" "Actually... I am." - Stephenie Meyer

"Maybe's he's just jealous I have hair." - Alexander Ovechkin

"Younger guys are just too jealous" - Adriana Lima

"The jealous keys of truth's eternal doors." - Percy Bysshe Shelley

"My mother was my first jealous lover ..." - Barbara Grizzuti Harrison

"Jealous punks can't stop my dunks." - Shaquille O'Neal

"The law is a jealous science." - William Jones

"It's not healthy to be jealous." - Victoria Beckham

"Writers are as jealous as pigeons." - Anton Chekhov

"A jealous husband is an ugly thing." - Keith Ablow

"Old habits are strong and jealous." - Dorothea Brande

"I don't get jealous - I get suspicious." - Rita Ora

"Younger guys are just too jealous." - Adriana Lima

"My first wife didn't like to fly, either." - Gordon Baxter

"Wife-Mother-Actress-Author The world will remember." - Eve Arden

"I see 'Ahab's Wife' as offering an alternative vision to" - Moby

"I watch a romcom only when my wife drags me" - Emraan Hashmi

"The wife is the key of the house." - George Herbert

"My wife (Maria) is the best reason to come home." - Arnold Schwarzenegger

"I want my next girlfriend to be my wife." - Daniel Matsunaga

"I only fear God, and my wife - sometimes." - Lech Walesa

"Several girlfriends are easier to handle than one wife." - Hugh Hefner

"... wife and children are a kind of discipline of humanity." - Francis Bacon

"A man's tie should never be louder than his wife." - John Hughes

"The wife should yield in all things to her lord" - Euripides

"I wont let a wife lead me to the altar." - Marcus Valerius Martial

"My wife is possessive and I like that" - Fawad Afzal Khan

"Always see a fellows weak point in his wife." - James Joyce

"When cheated, wife or husband feels the same." - Euripides

"Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is." - Jimmy Durante

"Heaven will be heaven only if my wife is there." - Andrew Jackson

"How much the wife is dearer than the bride." - George Lyttelton, 1st Baron Lyttelton

"Will you do me the honor of being my wife?" - Cassandra Clare

"Buried my wife the other day. Had to, she died." - W C Fields

"My kids and my wife make me feel vulnerable." - John Feldmann

"Whoever stole it is spending less money than my wife." - Ilie Nastase

"Definitely my wife and my kid [are my biggest inspiration]." - Donavon Frankenreiter

"There is no such cozy combination as man and wife." - Menander

"Home cooking: where many a man thinks his wife is." - Anonymous

"Never strike your wife - even with a flower." - Proverbs

"Whoso findeth a wife findeth a good thing." - Bible

"Always see a fellow's weak point in his wife." - James Joyce

"My wife has a black belt in shopping." - Henny Youngman

"Home for me is wherever my wife and kid are." - Mark Hoppus

"Choose your wife as you wish your children to be." - Proverbs

"A good wife and health is a mans best wealth." - Proverbs

"My toughest fight was with my first wife." - Muhammad Ali

"My wife and I love each other very much." - Stephen Hawking

"I am a hopeless romantic, and so is my wife." - Nick Cannon

"My former wife is a truly wonderful person." - Burt Lancaster

"My wife and I come from a Christian worldview." - James Lankford

"I think my wife married me for my guacamole." - Kyle Maclachlan

"I would rather be a fairly happy wife and mother." - Mary Maclane

"My wife says OBE stands for Old Big 'Ead." - Brian Clough

"I'm on a search for my future ex-wife." - Richie Sambora

"I've got a great wife, a great life." - Pete Sampras

"Being pregnant is an occupational hazard of being a wife." - Queen Victoria

"In some ways, what I need is a wife." - Anne Beatts

"My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way." - Henny Youngman

"He was happily married - but his wife wasn't." - Victor Borge

"My wife would say I'm more Hyde than Jekyll!" - James Nesbitt

"Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife." - P. J. O'Rourke

"Why does the blind man's wife paint herself." - Benjamin Franklin

"I don't get any money from my wife." - Kevin Federline

"After marriage, the other man's wife looks more beautiful." - Navjot Singh Sidhu

"I have money, fame, a happy wife, our daughter Nell." - Robert M Pirsig

"I love going to Rodeo Drive with my wife." - Jose Andres Puerta

"Last year my wife got a Rolls-Royce." - Russell Simmons

"I love my wife, she deserves anything and everything." - Aaron Spelling

"The woman is uniformly sacrificed to the wife and mother." - Elizabeth Cady Stanton

"My wife and I are art collectors and architectural crazies." - Louis Susman

"The only thing I feel passionate about is my wife." - Donald Sutherland

"I'm constantly falling deeper in love with my wife." - Jeff Bridges

"My wife taught me the importance of living well." - Robert Mondavi

"We have two kids, my wife and myself." - Thelonious Monk

"Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best." - Kin Hubbard

"It was my wife that insisted I do 'The Hangover.'" - Ken Jeong

"A fishmonger's wife may feed of a conger; but a serving-man's wife may starve for hunger." - Anonymous

"First of all, my wife writes half my act. I don't know how I could "steal" from my wife." - Jay Mohr

"Against the advice of my wife, I endorsed Arlen Specter. I should have listened to my wife." - Rick Santorum

"England is my wife, America my mistress. It is very good sometimes to get away from one's wife." - Cedric Hardwicke

"In the East a man becomes divine only when he is no longer jealous, a man is thought to be enlightened only when he is no longer jealous. Jealousy is a by-product of the ego and when the ego disappears jealousy disappears. You cannot offend a buddha. Whatsoever you do you cannot offend him." - Rajneesh

"Never hate jealous people. They are jealous because they think you are better than them." - Paulo Coelho

"God forbid, men should be jealous of knowledge as they are jealous of women." - Umar



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