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"Friday the 13th...I'mma play Jason!" - Big Daddy Kane

"Jason Sudeikis is always chewing gum." - Bill Hader

"I love Jason Bateman. He's so funny." - Alison Brie

"And in Freddy vs. Jason I like when Jason and I double team Destiny's Child." - Robert Englund

"Please excuse Jason from eternal damnation. He has had amnesia." - Rick Riordan

"Jason felt humiliated and frustrated. Rejected by a rock." - Cinda Williams Chima

"When in doubt, start from the top. -Jason Grace" - Rick Riordan

"Beautiful,' Jason exclaimed. 'Piper, you... you're a knockout." - Rick Riordan

"When I want to entertain entertainers, I call Jason Randal!" - Norman Lear

"Jason's favorite person in the entire universe was Jason Stackhouse." - Charlaine Harris

"You look wonderful", Jason said. "No compliments, Jason. I'm uncomfortable enough in the lingerie." "Then by all means take it off." - Laurell K Hamilton

"When Jason Koumas is on form, he's the type of player who calls all the strings" - Ian Rush

"Jason Witten will go down as one of the best tight ends in history." - Deion Sanders

"He's easily the most well-adjusted former child star in the room, please welcome... Jason Bateman" - Neil Patrick Harris

"Sorry we're late," Jason said. "Is this the guy who needs killing?" - Rick Riordan

"He scowled at Jason. "And please, I don't like being touched. Don't ever grab me again." - Rick Riordan

"Jason said, "Yes. Gerard T. Giraffe." What does the 'T' stand for?" 'The." - Douglas Coupland

"He wasn't smart enough to see it, said Jason Bourne. He couldn't think geometrically." - Robert Ludlum

"Listening to Jason Collins describe his gayness as 'beautiful' makes me wanna puke. And kill him." - Jason Collins

"First jason collins say he gay.. Now he on espn w lipgloss on kill him now !!!" - Jason Collins

"Listening to Jason Collins describe his gayness as 'beautiful' makes me wanna puke. And kill him." - Jason Collins

"When my friends were besotted with Jason Donovan, my heroes were Colm O'Rourke and Barney Rock" - John B Keane

"Everyone should get to clobber a princess at least once," Jason said." - Brandon Mull

"Run!" Piper said. "We are running!" Jason picked up the speed. "Run better!" Leo shouted." - Rick Riordan

"Never seen Jason fly before," Percy grumbled. "He looks like a blond Superman" - Rick Riordan

"This is Annabeth," Jason said. "Uh, normally she doesn't judo-flip people." - Rick Riordan

"Who? Who is that? (J.R.'s response when asked about opponent Jason Terry.)" - J. R. Smith

"[Jason Hale] is an upstanding guy. Yeah, I like him. He's good." - Jackson Rathbone

"I am happy for them all: Angela Hartnett, Jason Atherton, Marcus Wareing, Mark Sargeant." - Gordon Ramsay

"Jason Randal is without a doubt the finest in the world at what he does!" - Michael Jackson

"Not to speak for Jason [Benjamin], but he's a straight married dude with two kids." - Lena Dunham

"Sorry we"re late," Jason said. "Is this the guy who needs killing?" - Rick Riordan

"Jason Lee is the most famous actor from Hawaii I can think of." - Tia Carrere

"The idea of running around and screaming about Jason Voorhees trying to kill you was fun." - Lexa Doig

"Jason McDermott can be the most ingratiating young man: a born politician." - Bill Dedman

"Jason McDermott's political career, however bogus, appears to have had an early and promising start." - Bill Dedman

"I'm not really in touch with those 'Seinfeld' lads except Jason Alexander." - Wayne Knight

"Jason Aldean is actually probably a really good rapper. He sounds like it to me." - Blake Shelton

"This sucks on so many levels. - Dialogue from Jason X Rare for a movie to so frankly describe itself. Jason X sucks on the levels of storytelling, character development, suspense, special effects, originality, punctuation, neatness and aptness of thought." - Roger Ebert

"I would say I think Jason is going to lose and Freddy will win. I don't know why. I just feel that Freddy is more maniacal and thinks more than Jason does." - Monica Keena

"This sucks on so many levels." Dialogue from "Jason X" Rare for a movie to so frankly describe itself. "Jason X" sucks on the levels of storytelling, character development, suspense, special effects, originality, punctuation, neatness and aptness of thought." - Roger Ebert

"What's the dog called?"Jason asked. "Feraclestinius Androbrelium Pathershin the Seventh." "No, I meant his entire name." - Brandon Mull

"Michael, don't," Eve said. "He won't hurt us." Andeveryone rolled their eyes at that. Even Jason, which was borderline hilarious." - Rachel Caine

"I hate to tell you this," Jason said, "but I think your leopard just ate a goddess." - Rick Riordan

"Entertain me, heroes of Olympus. Give me a reason to do more." Bacchus to Percy and Jason" - Rick Riordan

"We'll abduct Garian. Or Jason." "And-?" "And dump them into the ocean. Nobody would ever pay a ransom for them." - Sherwood Smith

"I hate to tell you this," Jason said, "but I think your leopard just ate a goddess." - Rick Riordan

"Your destiny grows clearer, Jason Grace. When the choice comes again- storm or fire- remember me. And do not despair." - Rick Riordan

"Michael, do'," Eve said. "He wo' hurt us." Andeveryone rolled their eyes at that. Even Jason, which was borderline hilarious." - Rachel Caine

"There's no question Jason Reda can kick. He's gotten more and more confident and a little more consistent." - Ron Zook

"Illium says that perhaps I can use them to flutter someone to death. - Aodhan to Jason, Archangel's Storm" - Nalini Singh

"Jason: I'm all for hobbies, but you think this is the time for origami? Whatcha making, a crane?" - Rachel Caine

"Jason Alexander is a committed actor, he went from working on a show about nothing to actually doing nothing." - Artie Lange

"I watched all the Saw movies. They were good. But I think Freddie Krueger or Jason might be the best." - Anthony Dirrell

"Before Jason Bourne, before Jack Ryan, there was Bond, James Bond, the original two-dimensional, world-saving secret agent." - Alex Berenson

"You're going to have to surrender a little bit to the contrivance of how Freddy and Jason get together." - Robert Englund

"I like listening to Beyonce, and I like Jason Derulo. I love his new song 'Don't Wanna Go Home.'" - Jackie Evancho

"People were always asking me who I wanted to tour with, and I always said Jason Aldean or Brad Paisley." - Jana Kramer

"Jason Lee made me laugh all the time because he's so big, and I love how goofy bodies can be." - Selma Blair

"The guy that's holding the ball gets hit a lot. Sometimes he gets banged up. We feel very comfortable with Jason." - Mark Richt

"Sexual awareness is american-reunion-jason-biggs-eugene-levy-seann-william-scottpart of growing up. When you're growing up, you can't get away from sex." - Jennifer Coolidge

"Maybe it's the other way around," Jason suggested. "Maybe people with special gifts show up when bad things are happening because that's when they're needed most." - Rick Riordan

"Jason decided not to add that the best way to get him to focus on something was to tell him not to think about it." - Brandon Mull

"Achilles was murdered with a poisoned arrow, and Jason died alone, killed by his own rotting ship. Such is the fate of heroes." - Cassandra Clare

"He was making a brave attempt, but Jason could see the sadness lingering in his eyes. Something had happened to him... something to do with Calypso." - Rick Riordan

"That's it?" Jason asked. "You spent an hour talking about how lucky you were to be dying?" No, not dying, Son. Living." - Ted Dekker

"Maybe it's the other way around," Jason suggested. "Maybe people with special gifts show up when bad things are happening because that's when they"re needed most." - Rick Riordan

"I felt like Jason Behr and I had such a unique chemistry. He just walked in and we started reading together, it was just there" - Shiri Appleby

"Leo's biggest surprise: One look from Jason, and all three of them knew the game plan. When had that happened, that they could read each other so well?" - Rick Riordan

"I love 'Breathe' with Taylor (Swift) but I've been performing 'Lucky' with Jason (MRaz) all over the world in the past year so I'm glad that's what won." - Colbie Caillat

"Whats great about Freddy in this is when he gets to comment and manipulate the back stories and the fears of the characters - especially with Jason." - Robert Englund

"On the bright side," Percy said, "both Jason and I outrank you, Octavian. So we can both tell you to shut up." - Rick Riordan

"Hmm..." Jason snapped his fingers. "I can call a friend for a ride." Percy raised his eyebrows. "Oh, yeah? Me too. Let's see whose friend gets here first." - Rick Riordan

"I met Jason Donovan at RAK studios. He had jodphurs on and small riding boots as he jumped out of the cab. He looked just like me!" - Robert Plant

"Jason Mraz, and the new James Blunt song is the worst thing that has ever been created on the face of the earth." - Kathleen Hanna

"Maybe I'm just not that humble but our script is awesome. Like Jason is so into the Muppets and such a fan. I'm such a fan of Muppets." - Nicholas Stoller

"I'd really like to have my own style of game and be known as Jason Spezza, not a Mario Lemieux or Wayne Gretzky 'clone.'" - Jason Spezza

"I think Jason Chaffetz was correct to call for an investigation into the Government Ethics Department in the government for the positions that they've taken in this campaign." - Reince Priebus

"Those poll ratings go south, I think you have a Republican Party ready to begin different kinds of hearings than [Jason] Chaffetz is unwilling to have." - Katrina vanden Heuvel

"Jason [Sudeikis] is a successful actor and comedian, I don't think that he takes comedic roles any less seriously than he does dramatic roles." - Taron Egerton

"Huh, guess ah shouldn't huh did it. (imitating Britney's 55-hour husband Jason Allen Alexander) Come on, Mr. Britney. Grammar, grammar." - Kathy Griffin

"That's it?" Jason asked. "You spent an hour talking about how lucky you were to be dying?" No, not dying, Son. Living." - Ted Dekker

"I share an office with Jason Sudeikis, and I'm friends with him, so I end up writing for him a lot." - Mike Obrien

"I truly loved Jason Reitman. I was there on his first film, 'Thank You For Smoking,' and I'd go work with him to do anything." - Sam Elliott

"I do like Jason Statham as a person and as an actor. I think he's a great performer, and he delivers every time." - Luke Evans

"The one thing I haven't done that would be so cool would be, like, an action movie. Like a real action, Jason Bourne movie or something." - Judy Greer

"Jason Lee and Ethan Suplee are like my brothers. If it wasn't for them, I wouldn't have gotten through my pregnancy." - Jaime Pressly

"Let me tell you, I've never heard a man whine more than Jason Mamoa getting knocked around by little ol' me." - Sarah Shahi

"I was lucky enough at Stanford to have Vic Fangio as the defensive coordinator for a year, and then Jason Tarver." - Andrew Luck

"I try to penetrate the lane like Steve Nash, pass like Jason Kidd, and handle the ball like Allen Iverson. Remember, I said 'try to'." - Chris Paul

"You look tired," Rachel told Jason. "I wish I could jog and sleep at the same time." "Can't you?" Ferrin asked, joining them at the little cascade. "I always imagined that you could sleep rolling down a mountainside in a barrel." "I probably could today," Jason conceded." - Brandon Mull

"There is a coldness to the Clave, it is true. We are dust and shadows. But you are like the heroes of ancient times, like Achilles and Jason." "Achilles was murdered with a poisoned arrow, and Jason died alone, killed by his own rotting ship. Such is the fate of heroes; the Angel knows why anyone would want to be one." - Cassandra Clare

"He [Nico] regarded Jason, as if waiting for an attack. 'If the others found out-' 'If the others found out,' Jason said, 'You'd have that many more people to back you up, and to unleash the fury of the gods on anybody who gives you trouble." - Rick Riordan

"The truth hit him. Jason wasn't quite Roman anymore. His time at Camp Half-Blood had changed him. Reyna had recognized that. Apparently, so did the undead legionnaires. If Jason no longer gave off the right sort of vibe, or aura of a Roman leader..." - Rick Riordan

"Nico drank from the chalice, then offered it to Jason. "You asked me about trust, and taking a risk? Well, here you go, son of Jupiter. How much do you trust me?" Frank wasn't sure what Nico was talking about, but Jason didn't hesitate. He took the cup and drank." - Rick Riordan

"Oh, Jason, I couldn't get my locker open...I know, I tried twisting it right, then left, but it wouldn't budge. I guess I'm just not strong enough. Could you help me? Please? Oh, great. Oh, Jason, you're so strong... Seriously? That was me now? On the other hand , a guy was following me." - Meg Cabot

"Leo got up and brushed himself off. "I hate that guy". He offered Jason his arm like they should go skipping together."I`m Dylan. I`m so cool, I want to date myself, but I can`t figure out how! You want to date me instead? You`re so lucky!" "Leo" Jason said "You`re weird" - Rick Riordan

"I identified myself through football so when Jason Peter the football player no longer existed, Jason Peter the person was gone as well. Such a huge part of my struggle in life was finding a purpose, trying to find something else that I could be great at." - Jason Peter

"Jason Rezaian is coming home. A courageous journalist for The Washington Post who wrote about the daily lives and hopes of the Iranian people, he's been held for a year and a half. He embodies the brave spirit that gives life to the freedom of the press. Jason has already been reunited with his wife and mom." - Barack Obama

"Jason Katims creates truly relatable three-dimensional people you fall in love with right away. Jason always puts a lot of heart into what he does. He has a way of touching your emotional core in a life-affirming way. And he's a great show runner." - David Walton

"He (son Jason) doesn't see me as a (gay) icon, he sees me as his mother who touches his hair too much. No, I love being an icon to anybody. Equal rights, you know?" - Barbra Streisand

"I think when young kids can see Jason Collins, myself and Michael Sam, and Abby Wambach and Megan Rapinoe and different athletes come out, it will definitely change and encourage younger gay men and women to play the sport." - Robbie Rogers

"Piper gave Lit a friendly sorry-about-that smile. Even with her hair messed up and wearing two-day-old clothes, she looked extremely cute, and Jason felt a little jealous she was giving Lit that smile." - Rick Riordan

"If Paris were missing, he'd want the same guys looking for him. Seriously, the only team capable of getting better results would be Jason Voorhees, Freddy Krueger, Michael Myers and Hannibal" - Gena Showalter

"Ew, sicko. I was practicing Edomic." "Sure you were," Jason said. "You're just too embarrassed to admit you were playing hide-and-seek all alone. Rachel hiding, nobody seeking." - Brandon Mull

"As they say in the rodeo business, he just drew a tough one. There were a lot of positives for Jason to take out of this. He put us in a position to win." - Clint Hurdle

"Piper gripped his hand and followed him, "If I fall, you're catching me." "Uh, sure." Jason hoped he wasn't blushing. Leo stepped out next. "You're catching me, too, Superman. But I ain't holding your hand." - Rick Riordan

"...Why are all these masks winking?" Jason pointed around the room with his fork. The loremaster dabbed at his mouth with a frilled purple napkin. "One eye is open to all truth, the other closed to all deception." - Brandon Mull

"Leo. Jason said, you're wierd. Yeah, you tell me that a lot. Leo grinned. But if you don't remember me, that means I can reuse all my old jokes. Come on!" - Rick Riordan

"Percy looked at his friends. "I'm getting tired of this guy's shirt." "Combat time?" Piper grabbed her horn of plenty. "I hate wonder bread," Jason said. Together, they charged." - Rick Riordan

"Lord Bacchus, do you remember me? I helped you with that missing leopard in Sonoma." Bacchus scratched his stubbly chin. "Ah... yes. John Green." "Jason Grace." "Whatever," the god said." - Rick Riordan

"You're free to dream however you wish," Nollin teased. "But don't ask the rest of us to share your unrealistic-" "Then don't ask us to share your weakness!" Jason interrupted." - Brandon Mull

"Just curious how much I'm going for these days," Leo said. "I mean, I can understand not being as pricey as Percy or Jason, maybe...but am I worth, like, two Franks, or three Franks?" - Rick Riordan

"No!" Leo yelled. "Uhhh," Nico groaned from the floor. "Piper!" Jason cried. "Monkey!" Frank yelled. "Not monkeys," Hazel grumbled. "I think those are dwarfs." "Stealing my stuff!" Leo yelled, and ran for the stairs." - Rick Riordan

"[Jason] faltered when he looked at Leo, who was mimicking taking notes with an air pencil. "Go on, Professor Grace!" he said, wide-eyed. "I wanna get an A on the test." - Rick Riordan

"Frank Zhang! I, Jason Grace, praetor of the Twelfth Legion Fulminata, give you my final order: I resign my post and give you emergency field promotion to praetor, with the full powers of that rank. Take command of this legion!" - Rick Riordan

"No," Frank said. "I'm only a centurion." Jason cursed in Latin. "He means he can't control a whole legion. He's not of high enough rank." Nico swung back his black sword at another gryphon. "Well, then, promote him!" - Rick Riordan

"Her locks are plighted like the fleece of wool That Jason and his Grecian mates achiev'd, As pure as gold, yet not from gold deriv'd; As full of sweets as sweet of sweets is full." - Robert Greene

"Jason scratched his head. "You named him Festus? You know that in Latin, "festus" means "happy"? You want us to ride off to save the world on Happy the Dragon?" - Rick Riordan

"Piper gripped his hand and followed him, "If I fall, you're catching me." "Uh, sure." Jason hoped he was' blushing. Leo stepped out next. "You're catching me, too, Superman. But I ai' holding your hand." - Rick Riordan

"Jason scratched his head. "You named him Festus? You know that in Latin, 'festus' means 'happy'? You want us to ride off to save the world on Happy the Dragon?" - Rick Riordan

"He issued orders to us: demigods who come to us for aid are no longer to be tolerated. We are to crush your little mortal faces.' There was an uncomfortable silence. 'That sounds...extreme,' Jason ventured." - Rick Riordan

"Leo frowned at the giant's spire. "Can't we blow it up or something?" "Without me, you do not have the power," Hera said. "You might as well try to destroy a mountain." "Done that once today," Jason said." - Rick Riordan

"I have so much love inside me, Jason. So much. And I have never been allowed to shower it on anyone-no one wanted it. Let me stretch the wings of my heart with you." - Nalini Singh

"I know exactly how strong he is... He is like a peacock, spreading his feathers and squawking loudly to distract you from the back that his body is but weak." -Jason to Mahiya" - Nalini Singh

"It's so fun because Jason [Mantzoukas]'s one of the smartest people I've met in comedy. So unbelievably fast comedically - so he's quick with whatever, but it's fun to watch someone be so quick and so stupid simultaneously." - Jackie Schaffer

"We smoked a lot of weed together [with Seth Rogen and Jason Segel]. Lonely potheads will literally spend every day with each other until they get a girlfriend. That's essentially what happened." - David Krumholtz

"Why are you sitting here when our democracy is under assault with the FBI acting at the behest of [Republican Congressman] Jason Chaffetz and sitting here acting like it is something legit?" - James Carville

"To label Jason Randal a magician does a disservice. You'll think the laws of physics, nature, the universe itself have been suspended. He's as good as Houdini was at his best!" - David Letterman

"I had a very specific type of terrible network experience where I was told that people like Seth Rogen and Jason Segel weren't leads, so it truly drove me mad. So to be trusted is all I value." - Judd Apatow

"Jason Bourne is supposed to be really sneaky and spry, but as soon as he walks by, everybody pulls out their cell phones and starts recording. That level of fame is wild to see." - Ato Essandoh

"Once they notice you, Jason realized, they never completely close the file. You can never get back your anonymity. It is vital not to be noticed in the first place." - Philip K Dick

"Fear, Jason said, can make you do more wrong than hate or jealousy. If you're afraid you don't commit yourself to life completely; fear makes you always, always hold something back." - Philip K Dick

"Jason squared his shoulders, drew the Sword of - I couldn't give a toss what it's supposed to be called, he said to himself, I shall call it Freckles - and took one step forward." - Tom Holt

"You're free to dream however you wish," Nollin teased. "But do' ask the rest of us to share your unrealistic-" "Then do' ask us to share your weakness!" Jason interrupted." - Brandon Mull

"Neil Gaiman swooped into my life though another friend, Jason Webley, who knew we were fans of each other's work and introduced us via email. Neil and I, like me and Ben, just hit it off instantly." - Amanda Palmer

"Jason patted me on the back. "Tomorrow night we'll take you out chasing deer." "I thought you'd chase cars," I said. He grinned. "What fun is that? Cars don't bleed." - Laurell K Hamilton

"That said, I, Beck Phillips, take full responsibility for being stuck in m y school's pitch-black venting system with my friend Jason, behind me and a garbage bag full of angry bees in front of me." - Obert Skye

"Jason settled back on the bench. 'I hate to break this to you, but as a rule, wizards are nasty people. They're powerful, capricious, ruthless, egotistical, used to getting their own way. That's being kind." - Cinda Williams Chima

"Some of my favorite artists are Jason Mraz, Eric Hutchinson, Ben Folds, Bruno Mars, Mumford and Sons, Maroon 5 - their vibe is slightly different from all the pop stuff on 'Glee,' although some do fall into that genre." - Grant Gustin

"I've been so lucky - I worked with Jason Reitman twice, who has always been a really strong advocate for my voice, and has always really respected the scripts that I've brought him and is just the coolest." - Diablo Cody

"The real Representative McDermott said Jason McDermott is no relation. The Congressman does have a son, but his name is James and he does not live in the Midwest." - Bill Dedman

"I met Jason on a charity walk in 2001, and we got married on a friend's boat in Panama two years later. It was the perfect wedding for two people who'd already been married and who weren't teenagers." - Mariella Frostrup

"On the court, Jason Collins is not a huge basketball star, but he has already claimed his place in civil rights history as the first openly gay athlete to play in one of the four major U.S. sports leagues." - Nancy Gibbs

"But I did have two months off between Loser and the start of Prozac Nation. So, it was supposed to be Jason time, right? My time to enjoy myself away from movies." - Jason Biggs

"I think that one of my favorite movie roles has been a film that I did with Jason Statham that was out last year called 'Safe.' I played the main bad guy in that." - Reggie Lee

"So we had psychiatrists and counselors and therapists around the set regularly, especially for those scenes in which Jason would be dealing with a patient to make sure we were doing it all appropriately." - Alan Thicke

"I adore Eddie Kaye Thomas and Jason Biggs. Eddie was the only one who called me when they were doing 'American Reunion' and told me, 'You need to do this.'" - Natasha Lyonne

"What do you remember about Jason Robinson? His feet. Not how improved he was under a high ball or his kicking skills. Everyone remembers those feet. He could go round you in a phone box." - Brian Odriscoll

"He recalled Galloran stating that being a hero meant doing what was right regardless of the consequences. The thought sent a thrill through him. Galloran had been in this same situation and had made the right choice. Jason felt less alone. Malodor had claimed that his opponents had no heroes among them. But Galloran was proof to the contrary. And Jason would be evidence as well. p. 420" - Brandon Mull



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