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"The rule is, jam to-morrow and jam yesterday-but never jam to-day." - Lewis Carroll

"The rule is, jam tomorrow and jam yesterday - but never jam today." - Lewis Carroll

"Now, that's enough. [Lat., Ohe! jam satis est.]" - Horace

"once it's jam, it can't be strawberries anymore." - Marilyn Wallace

"There's no traffic jam on the extra mile." - Zig Ziglar

"Mother Very Easily Made Jam Sandwiches Under No Protest" - Diana Wynne Jones

"Why was it that jam always coated me so?" - Catherine Gilbert Murdock

"Me + Love Songs on KOST=embarrassing car jam sesh." - Joanna Garcia

"As far as I'm concerned, everything's ham and jam." - Darrell Royal

"Minor keys and drugs don't make a roller skate jam." - Prince

"The rule is, jam tomorrow and jam yesterday-but never jam today It must come sometime to jam today, Alice objected No it can't said the Queen It's jame every other day. Today isn't any other day, you know" - Lewis Carroll

"We are caught in a traffic jam of discursive thought." - Chogyam Trungpa

"I'm huge into '90s rap. It's my jam." - Danielle Fishel

"You can't jam change down the American people's throat." - Dennis Hastert

"I've never been a jam-band sort of musician." - Tom Delonge

"Any kind of peanut butter/chocolate concoction is my jam." - Floriana Lima

"My first jam was at Hotel Diplomat opening for Hollywood." - Kurtis Blow

"You don't hear Metallica complaining about Pearl Jam." - Brian Posehn

"My family was all musicians. We jam all the time." - Tyler Hilton

"I began both auditioning with Pearl Jam and recording for Eleven. In the fall of 1994, I joined Pearl Jam." - Jack Irons

"Jam! I love my jam. I've just had a batch of it come through, I've been making it." - Kate Moss

"We either put out 6 different flavors of jam or 24 different flavors of jam and we looked at 2 things. First, in what case were people more likely to buy a jar of jam?" - Sheena Iyengar

""It's very good jam," said the Queen. "Well, I don't want any to-day, at any rate." "You couldn't have it if you did want it," the Queen said. "The rule is jam tomorrow and jam yesterday but never jam to-day." "It must come sometimes to "jam to-day,""Alice objected. "No it can't," said the Queen. "It's jam every other day; to-day isn't any other day, you know." "I don't understand you," said Alice. "It's dreadfully confusing."" - Lewis Carroll

"Some of the jam we thought was for tomorrow, we've already eaten" - Tony Benn

"You can't land on the moon and say, "Ooh, it's all sticky! It's covered in jam!" - Eddie Izzard

"Doing stand-up comedy is in the middle of a traffic jam getting everybody moving again." - Jon Stewart

"Cancer - a more or less permanent traffic jam in the body." - Andreas Moritz

"My favourite shower jam song is 'Teenage Dream' by Katy Perry." - Justin Bieber

"My life was over, finished, and I"d never seen Pearl Jam play live" - Kristen Ashley

"Someone who eats pancakes and jam can't be so awfully dangerous. You can talk to him." - Tove Jansson

"Fine. I'm a Skotos (Xypher) That means what? You have toe jam? (Simone)" - Sherrilyn Kenyon

"I'll use the knives for spreading jam, and the gas to warm my greying love." - Charles Bukowski

"Fine. I'm a Skotos (Xypher) That means what? You have toe jam? (Simone)" - Sherrilyn Kenyon

"Jam on a winter took away the blue devils. It was like tasting summer." - Sandra Dallas

"Space Jam is my favorite movie. Don't ask me why, it just is." - Thom Yorke

"Let's put the jam on the lower shelf so the little people can reach it" - Ralph Yarborough

"If you can't slam with the best, then jam with the rest" - Charles Barkley

"The Robertson family and bad ideas go together like biscuits and jam." - Willie Robertson

"I don't have too much time to jam with the rest of Hollywood." - Jeff Bridges

"Terrorize the jam like troops in Pakistan, swingin' through your town like your neighbourhood spiderman!" - Inspectah Deck

"Rick Santorum is so conservative; he thinks KY Jelly is jam made in Kentucky." - Jay Leno

"Literary Party: A traffic jam of the lost waiting for the ferry across the Styx." - Delmore Schwartz

"One can't be too dangerous, if they like to eat pancakes. Especially with jam on it." - Tove Jansson

"My life was over, finished, and I'd never seen Pearl Jam play live" - Kristen Ashley

"It's jam every other day: to-day isn't any other day, you know." - Lewis Carroll

"What we found was that of the people who stopped when there were 24 different flavors of jam out on display only 3% of them actually bought a jar of jam whereas of the people who stopped when there were 6 different flavors of jam 30% of them actually bought a jar of jam." - Sheena Iyengar

"Mors obruit illos, non timor; invicti perstant animoque supersunt jam prope post animam." - Sidonius Apollinaris

"I got really into rock - soft, romantic rock was my jam." - Sara Bareilles

"I really have never been concerned about being beautiful on-screen. That's just not my jam." - Claire Danes

"I want to write books that unlock the traffic jam in everybody's head." - John Updike

"George Clooney is actually a huge prankster. That's sort of his jam. I had no idea." - Britt Robertson

"Everybody got away from what Pearl Jam are supposed to be." - Jeff Ament

"It's the faster bands that made me want to play guitar, bands like The Jam." - Graham Coxon

"Cheese and jam are really nice. Cheese and apple as well. Cheese and grapes are good." - Georgie Henley

"Any conversations we hear about 'So who are Pearl Jam marketing to?' are despicable." - Eddie Vedder

"I like to play guitar, jam out, play the blues, go watch movies. I love movies." - Dane Cook

"Phish is such a good band; they just make stuff up as a jam band." - Sharon Jones

"I'm the worst person to be stuck with in a traffic jam." - Larry King

"There's probably a bunch of Power Stripe floating through the Def Jam offices right now." - Method Man

"I would love to go and live in the mountains... and make jam." - Eve Best

"One game I'm always on is 'NBA Jam.' And 'Bejeweled,' games like that, and 'Temple Run.'" - Kyrie Irving

"I tend to be a jam-band fan, and I love the Rolling Stones." - Jessy Schram

"If I complain about a traffic jam, I have no one to blame but myself." - Steve Wynn

"It is as healthy to enjoy sentiment as to enjoy jam." - Gilbert K Chesterton

"The Law of Raspberry Jam: the wider any culture is spread, the thinner it gets." - Alvin Toffler

"'She Wolf,' by Shakira, makes you want to let go of your inhibitions and jam." - Ziggy Marley

"Mike, the best band to ever come out of Seattle was, of course, Pearl Jam. And that's what I expect the Seahawks to do - just jam it up the middle." - Jon Gruden

"When I get very stressed, I make jam. I like things that produce a quick result, because fashion has such a long lead time. With jam, you start, and two-three hours later, you have 36 little pots, all full." - Dries Van Noten

"I don't need all that much - I just need to know who my characters are and what kind of jam they're going to get into, and I'll write myself out of their jam." - Richard Price

"And if I'm honest about it, I was obsessed with Nirvana and Pearl Jam. This is like '92, right in the throes of Soundgarden and Pearl Jam and Nirvana. I think I probably wanted to be Kurt Cobain." - St Vincent

"The epitome of the human realm is to be stuck in a huge traffic jam of discursive thought." - Chogyam Trungpa

"We're super fortunate in Pearl Jam to have such loyal fans...who really want to come & see us play." - Stone Gossard

"We"re super fortunate in Pearl Jam to have such loyal fans...who really want to come & see us play." - Stone Gossard

"A good science fiction story should be able to predict not the automobile but the traffic jam." - Frederik Pohl

"Drivers in a traffic jam, frustrated by each others presence, are not the most amiable of men." - David Riesman

"Before we can leave our parents, they stuff our heads like the suitcases which they jam-pack with homemade underwear." - Maxine Hong Kingston

"I play piano (bit of guitar) and I sing and I love to jam and harmonize with other musical people." - Jade Hassoune

"Drivers in a traffic jam, frustrated by each other's presence, are not the most amiable of men." - David Riesman

"I helped her out of a jam, I guess, but I used a little too much force..." - Bob Dylan

"Human sexuality is... a long way from the depositing of seminal fluid, like squirting jam in a donut." - Brian J. Ford

"I would love to be erased from our association with Pearl Jam or the Nymphs and other first time offenders." - Kurt Cobain

"The jam is moving toward the Capitol where Congress sits in judgment on all the administrative agencies of Government." - Grace Abbott

"As a young girl, I remember singing CeCe Penniston's 'Don't Walk Away.' It was like my jam." - Elle Varner

"When 5150 came out rock was king. Post Nirvana and Pearl Jam 1996 is a different story." - Gary Cherone

"Prince decided to move from Minneapolis to Toronto. Jimmy Jam told me that they were living there now." - Rick Dees

"We're charging what we're worth and we don't think we're worth $22.50. We take a lower cut than Pearl Jam." - Tre Cool

"We may take breaks and do other things, but we feel we'll ultimately have Pearl Jam as a family." - Stone Gossard

"Pearl Jam doesn't just sing about issues they care about. These guys walk it like they talk it." - Gloria Steinem

"Well, we have theatrical parties. It's not me singing. People like to get up and jam on the piano." - Liza Minnelli

"That's why I hate to get started in these jam sessions. I'm always the last one to leave." - Elvis Presley

"I idolised bands like Pearl Jam and Smashing Pumpkins, who wanted to reach as many people as they could." - Nate Ruess

"We would play, then they would play a set, then we would jam on the last song." - Charlie Byrd

"My days are jam-packed with carpools, classroom assistance, tending to chickens, dogs and seven acres of olive trees!" - Carre Otis

"A traffic jam is a collision between free enterprise and socialism. Free enterprise produces automobiles faster than socialism can build roads and road capacity." - Andrew Joseph Galambos

"I admire Eddie Van Halen and Steve Lukather, but they might blow me away quite easily if we were to jam together." - Eric Clapton

"When did you ever hear of a child not in need? 'Oh that's enough jam tart for me, I'll just go now and clean the toilets.'" - Dylan Moran

"I wake up every morning thinking...this is my last day. And I jam everything into it. There's no time for mediocrity. This is no damned dress rehearsal." - Anita Roddick

"There is no doubt that I have lots of words inside me; but at moments, like rush-hour traffic at the mouth of a tunnel, they jam." - John Updike

"That was the very heart of friendship...your willingness to help each other in a jam, to take a friend's problems as your very own." - Elise Broach

"There was so much great music around in the 60s, stuff like The Small Faces, but I also love The Jam." - Iwan Rheon

"This must be how the guys in Space Jam felt when MJ gave them their powers back through that old basketball." - Blake Griffin

"At a certain point my novels set. They set just as hard as that jam jar. And then I know they are finished." - Ivy Compton-Burnett

"There was always a real reason for everything - why spoons tarnished, and jam furred, and people declined into God, or drink, or card games." - Edna O'Brien

"There are songs I really enjoy playing. I like playing "Say It" live because it's a long jam, kind of like shoegaze, so I do enjoy that." - Stephan Jenkins

"I was always into sports games. Never really played anything else. I grew up on games like Madden and NBA Jam." - Chris Paul

"My first place in Nashville was like Animal House. The whole band lived under one roof, and most nights the jam sessions ended close to sunrise." - Charlie Worsham

"When you love something, whether it's jam and cheese sandwiches or wearing your pyjamas as pants, you forget that it was ever anything other than commonplace." - Elisha Lim

"Laughter is the jam on the toast of life. It adds flavor, keeps it from being too dry, and makes it easier to swallow." - Diane Johnson

"Traffic in Joburg is like the democratic process. Every time you think it's going to get moving and take you somewhere, you hit another jam." - Lauren Beukes

"People say they throwing a bboy jam but it is really a bboy competition, there's a difference! Call it the correct thing, please!" - Skeme

"It's just another of Robin's sayings. Like, 'Holy strawberries, Batman, we're in a jam! Or, Holy Kleenex, Batman, it was right under our nose and we blew it!" - Karen Marie Moning

"It is incumbent upon us all to raise the bar, whether you are a multibillion-dollar international corporation or a mom-and-pop selling blackberry jam." - Howard Schmidt

"I pride myself on being the guy who can do Def Comedy Jam and Charlie Rose. And do well on both." - Chris Rock

"Some of my biggest moments have been in jam sessions, but I don't want to talk about them. There were always other people involved." - Coleman Hawkins

"I [give] maybe the long-winded speeches that not everybody reads, but I can also do a slow jam on Jimmy Fallon better than most." - Barack Obama

"The manager's job - the impresario's job - is to preside over the company's efforts to jam so the business runs really well." - John Kao

"I loved Jared Leto. My So-Called Life, that was my jam. And Leonardo DiCaprio in Romeo + Juliet. Every 14-year-old girl was obsessed with that." - Jodi Sweetin

"Fascism is the consequence of economic jam and dictatorship is the product of Fascism, for Fascism cannot be managed save by a dictator." - John T Flynn

"My ideal city would be one long main street with no cross streets or side streets to jam up traffic. Just a long one-way street." - Andy Warhol

"Science is my JAM. I am very excited to see where science and technological advancements will take us in the next few decades." - Benjamin Stone

"Hollywood wanted a certain type of comic - that Def Jam comedy style of comic that was very loud, very brash, very much from the ghetto, had that sensibility." - Larry Wilmore

"The day was wet, the rain fell souse Like jars of strawberry jam, a sound was heard in the old henhouse, A beating of a hammer." - Lewis Carroll

"In a land of quince jelly, apple butter, apricot jam, blueberry preserves, pear conserves, and lemon marmalade, you always get grape jelly." - William Least Heat-Moon

"Think of a great band name and Google it, and you'll find a French-Canadian jam band with a MySpace page." - John Paul Jones

"I was on Prozac for a long time. It may have helped me out of a jam for a little bit, but people stay on it forever." - Jim Carrey

"Sometimes when I get home at night in Washington I feel as though I had been in a great traffic jam." - Grace Abbott

"'Ten' by Pearl Jam is still by far one of my favorite albums and is a big part of what inspired me to learn guitar." - Mark Salling

"Music has always been my protection against the world, from a very young age. I feel safe inside of a jam." - Trey Anastasio

"Louis Pasteur said, 'Chance favors the prepared mind.' If you're really engaged in the writing, you'll work yourself out of whatever jam you find yourself in." - Michael Chabon

"At a certain point my novels set. They set just as hard as that jam jar. And then I know they are finished." - Ivy Comptonburnett

"When I came to New York after high school in 1959 and started to meet musicians, 'Hot House' was like a standard jam session tune." - Chick Corea

"If I could be a country music star, I'd do it in a heartbeat. I'd hit the road and just jam out." - Justin Deeley

"I used to be obsessed with Pearl Jam, but I love having pink hair and kind of looking like a Barbie." - Ellie Goulding

"There is an element of mystique to radio, and I often listen to cricket commentary on radio, especially when one is stuck in a traffic jam." - Rahul Dravid

"I always felt as a horn player, a jam session wasn't satisfying enough for me. I should have been a rhythm section player, actually." - Lee Konitz

"I signed to Def Jam and within two months, I heard that Ja Rule was looking for someone to do a song with." - Christina Milian

"Hollywood wanted a certain type of comic - that 'Def Jam' comedy style of comic that was very loud, very brash, very much from the ghetto, had that sensibility." - Larry Wilmore

"Hang in there. If you believe what you're doing is unique. Otherwise give up or sound like Nirvana or Pearl Jam." - Joey Ramone

"There was so much great music around in the '60s, stuff like The Small Faces, but I also love The Jam." - Iwan Rheon

"I've always loved music videos - I used to make my own for bands like Pearl Jam. My favorite directors are Michel Gondry, Spike Jonze, and Patrick Daughters." - Akiva Schaffer

"I know a few chords on the guitar, but I wouldn't be able do a show or even be part of a jam session with one." - Jake Shimabukuro

"I used to love going and playing jam sessions, doing things spontaneously. I can't do that anymore. Everything you do is documented, nothing is casual anymore." - Pat Metheny

"My first place in Nashville was like 'Animal House.' The whole band lived under one roof, and most nights the jam sessions ended close to sunrise." - Charlie Worsham

"I carry my iPod everywhere. My favorite group is the John Butler Trio, an Australian jam band. The lead singer and guitarist writes amazing lyrics." - Hope Solo

"That jam was so much fun that by the end of the tour, we just jammed on all of the songs." - Charlie Byrd

"I remember 'Def Comedy Jam' being a big deal and kids talking about it in school, but it was never, 'I want to do that.'" - Hannibal Buress

"Someone is putting brandy in your bonbons, Grand Marnier in your breakfast jam, Kahlua in your ice cream, Scotch in your mustard and Wild Turkey in your cake." - Marian Burros

"Even today, skiffle is a defining part of my music. If I get the opportunity to just have a jam, skiffle is what I love to play." - Van Morrison

"Why do you need to drive a Ferrari to get stuck in a traffic jam anyway? How do people afford these cars?" - James Murdoch

"I grew up on games like Madden and NBA Jam, then moved on to NFL 2K on Dreamcast. The game I really loved was Virtua Tennis." - Chris Paul



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