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Jail Quotes


"I am not in jail. There is no jail." - Charles Manson

"I was in chemical jail." - James Taylor

"I can paint in jail." - Jack Kevorkian

"Term limits aren't enough. We need jail." - P. J. O'Rourke

"Buy health insurance, or go to jail." - Barack Obama

"All of North Korea is a jail." - Kim Y. Sam

"All of North Korea is a jail." - Kim Youngsam

"The letters from jail are always disconcerting." - Eliza Dushku

"All of North Korea is a jail." - Kim Young-sam

"I should still be in jail." - Amnat Ruenroeng

"Jail is definitely not cool. Education is." - Ja Rule

"Only poor people go to jail." - Charles Barkley

"Term limits aren't enough. We need jail." - P J Orourke

"People who go to jail breed people who go to jail." - Andrew Barrett

"Go to jail. Go directly to jail. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200." - Charles B. Darrow

"You can jail a revolutionary, but you cannot jail the revolution." - Bobby Seale

"You can jail a Revolutionary, but you can't jail the Revolution." - Huey Newton

"I shot a couple of movies in jail, but I was never in jail." - Tom Sizemore

"And for each unharmful gentle soul misplaced inside a jail..." - Bob Dylan

"I don't want want to go to jail, I'm fragile." - Adam Sandler

"Be your own palace, or the world is your jail." - John Donne

"The only excuse for being broke is being in Jail." - Curtis Jackson

"I did my time in the jail of your arms" - Tom Waits

"It's awfully easy to be in love in jail" - Dashiell Hammett

"It was hell, hugging my Mama from a jail cell." - Tupac Shakur

"We all hold the keys to our own jail cells." - Paul Levine

"There are more fakers in business than in jail." - Malcolm Forbes

"A world without open country would be universal jail." - Edward Abbey

"Hillary Clinton should have been prosecuted and gone to jail." - Donald Trump

"It's perhaps fitting that I write this introduction in jail." - Abbie Hoffman

"No, that's not possible," Michael said. "Killed, yes; jail, no." - Mario Puzo

"It's awfully easy to be in love in jail." - Dashiell Hammett

"My occupation now, I suppose, is jail inmate." - Theodore Kaczynski

"There are good reasons for being in jail - for protesting." - Tracy Chapman

"It is crazy to have Judith Miller in jail." - Matthew Cooper

"Be thine own palace, or the world's thy jail." - John Donne

"Jail is much easier on people who have nothing." - Bernhard Goetz

"A lot of prophets have gone to jail." - Tommy Chong

"You see, you can't put joblessness in a jail cell." - Carrie P Meek

"A lot of guys in jail tattoo their hands." - Daniel Day-Lewis

"I think every person should go to jail once." - Ernests Gulbis

"A lot of guys in jail tattoo their hands." - Daniel Daylewis

"I went to jail. I looked like one of those savings-and-loan guys leaving the jail house." - Dave Winfield

"I'm in jail because people wanna keep me in jail. It ain't got nothing to do with the law." - Charles Manson

"Every time the Russians throw an American in jail, the Committee throws an American in jail to get even." - Mort Sahl

"You can kill a revolutionary but you can't kill can jail a liberator but you can't jail liberation." - Fred Hampton

"It was better to be in a jail where you could bang the walls than in a jail you could not see." - Carson Mccullers

"I have nothing to lose by standing up and following my beliefs. So I'll go to jail, so what? We have been in jail for years." - Muhammad Ali

"Swaraj does not depend on jail going. If it did, there are thousands of prisoners in jail today. It depends on everyone doing his or her own task." - Mahatma Gandhi

"People don't understand that you can actually lose your life going to jail. There's more violence in the jail-house than there is on the streets." - Snoop Dogg

"When they put me in jail, that's when they turned me into an activist. Up until the time I went to jail, I was just a comedian." - Tommy Chong

"When I was in jail, I was a lot of people's favorite person. I practically ran the jail. I had more freedom than the police." - Flavor Flav

"I happen to be pretty productive when I am in jail. When you are in jail, you have to spend more time with yourself." - Pramoedya Ananta Toer

"OPIATE, n. An unlocked door in the prison of Identity. It leads into the jail yard." - Ambrose Bierce

"If you ever feel so happy you land in jail, I'm your bail." - Cole Porter

"The whole earth is in jail and we're plotting this incredible jailbreak." - Wavy Gravy

"Addiction is a serious desease; it will end with jail, mental institutions, or death." - Russell Brand

"There are no unemployed, either in Russia or in Dartmoor jail, and for the same reason." - Philip Snowden, 1st Viscount Snowden

"Your home is your jail, Bird. I'm going to set you free." - Teresa Mummert

"Any time you see a white guy in jail, you know he did something bad." - Will Smith

"A judge can manipulate the law. A smart lawyer can keep a killer out of jail." - Mario Cuomo

"When we put someone in our jail cell of hatred, we are stuck guarding the door." - Max Lucado

"Every time you stop a school, you will have to build a jail." - Mark Twain

"Even going to jail would be easy compared to losing you." - Gayle Forman

"I'm always pleased that I managed to stay out of jail throughout my tenure in Chicago." - Nick Offerman

"Do not help your jailers to pretend that their jail is your natural state of existence." - Ayn Rand

"We're rapidly approaching a world comprised entirely of jail and shopping." - Doug Coupland

"If you seek violence, we will seek to put you in jail." - Edward Koch

"School is a twelve-year jail sentence where bad habits are the only curriculum truly learned." - John Taylor Gatto

"If I went to jail, at least I wouldn't have to sign autographs." - Kurt Cobain

"Almost makes you want to go to jail out here, doesn't it?" - William J Clinton

"Books won't stay banned. They won't burn. Ideas won't go to jail" - Alfred Whitney Griswold

"At nighttime, you just try to keep him out of jail." - David Cone

"To stand up for truth is nothing. For truth, you must sit in jail." - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

"They spent the night in jail, where their progressive views on gay marriage served them well." - Ann Coulter

"In a society of criminals, the innocent man goes to jail." - Philip K Dick

"There are more Negroes in jail with me than there are on the voting rolls." - Martin Luther King, Jr.

"Jefferson thought schools would produce free men: we prove him right by putting dropouts in jail." - Benjamin Barber

"I am so mean I've handcuffed lightnin' and thrown thunder in jail." - Muhammad Ali

"Jail is no place for a young fellow. There's no advancement" - Groucho Marx

"He was removed from jail and placed in a place for the insensitive and insane." - Johnny Cash

"Put all the pervs in jail, bring back the birch and cat-o-nine tails." - Ray Davies

"If you don't go to highschool you will definately go to jail." - Gerard Way

"If you tell the truth all day long, you will end up in jail." - Elaine Stritch

"I wouldn't mind going to jail if I had three cellmates who played bridge" - Warren Buffett

"My little cousin Jimmy told me in jail he was a drag queen." - Master P

"If we send industrialists to jail, we would be discouraging investment." - Salman Khurshid

"Jesus would be framed and in jail if he was living today." - Carson Mccullers

"Yesterday's truth is today's bullshit. Even yesterday's liberating insight is today's jail of stale explanation." - Brad Blanton

"Send me to jail in 48 hours if I am corrupt." - Arvind Kejriwal

"Many people are living in an emotional jail without realizing it." - Virginia Satir

"The presumption of innocence only means you don't go right to jail." - Ann Coulter

"A petty thief is put in jail. A great brigand becomes a ruler of a Nation." - Zhuangzi

"A man in a jail has more room, better food, and commonly better company" - Samuel Johnson

"The law is what I can get away with and stay out of jail." - Joe Gores

"When the fear of jail disappears, repression puts heart into the people." - Mahatma Gandhi

"The death penalty is inhumane... whether that person is in a [jail] or it's bin Laden." - Danny Glover

"Dallas is where Kennedy was shot, and that's where I was put in jail." - Eartha Kitt

"I would' mind going to jail if I had three cellmates who played bridge" - Warren Buffett

"Three years in jail is a good corrective for three years at Harvard." - Alger Hiss

"The good thing about a jail show is nobody gets up and walks out." - Jeff Ross

"Too many young African-American and Latino men ended up in jail for nonviolent offenses." - Hillary Clinton

"We are imprisoning or giving jail sentences to young people who are smoking marijuana." - Bernie Sanders

"I never seen no piece of jail bait worse than her. You leave her be." - John Steinbeck

"Between the two of them, I can't decide which one I'd rather see in jail." - Jon Stewart

"Then I came out of jail and beat guys because they were basically scared." - Mike Tyson

"Don't fling your butt beside the trail and we won't fling your butt in jail." - Anonymous

"Jefferson thought schools would produce free men: we prove him right by putting dropouts in jail." - Benjamin R. Barber

"It makes but little difference whether you are committed to a farm or the county jail." - Henry David Thoreau

"[Th' rayformer] don't understand that people wud rather be wrong an' comfortable thin right in jail." - Finley Peter Dunne

"I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school." - Adlai Stevenson

"OJ isn't going to jail - he just changed his name to BJ." - Larry The Cable Guy

"I don't trust anyone that hasn't been to jail at least once in their life." - John Waters

"If a kid calls his grandma "Mommy" and his mama "Pam", he's going to jail!" - Chris Rock

"Shame is the turnkey that keeps our evil desires in jail." - Austin O'Malley

"The second time I went to jail, I was like, 'Okay, this is not the move.'" - The Notorious Big

"I mean I've never been thrown in jail in New York or Los Angeles." - Sebastian Bach

"With random urinalysis, there's a clear choice - either get high or go to jail." - Brian Baird

"If it's illegal to rock and roll, throw my ass in jail!" - Kurt Cobain

"I've never been to jail. I've never been arrested. I've never been locked up." - Samuel L Jackson

"I spent two months in a jail once. In a Mexican border town." - Dean Ambrose

"They would almost throw the cops in jail when they tried to arrest me." - Lawrence Taylor

"Summon me, then; I will be the posse comitatus; I will take them to jail." - Samuel Chase

"Even after facing jail, Martin Luther King, Jr. courageously and boldly spoke out against racial inequality." - Yvette Clarke

"I'd rather deal with Tipper than Bush. He's trying to kill everybody in jail." - Dr Dre

"There is no higher claim to journalistic integrity than going to jail to protect a source." - Thomas Frank

"Books won't stay banned. They won't burn. Ideas won't go to jail." - Alfred Whitney Griswold

"I've come out of a small jail and entered a bigger one." - Chen Guangcheng

"There is no more independence in politics than there is in jail." - Will Rogers

"Jail was probably the most exciting thing that's ever happened to me." - Tommy Chong

"We're rapidly approaching a world comprised entirely of jail and shopping." - Douglas Coupland

"Writers in repressive societies are considered dangerous. That's why so many of them are in jail." - Don Delillo

"Tom DeLay ought to go back to Houston where he can serve his jail sentence." - Howard Dean

"It sounds kind of strange, but Jail time was almost a good experience for me." - Tommy Lee

"I've been in jail a couple times. I've been caught shoplifting." - Diplo

"I don't have to talk about whether or not I got raped in jail." - Tupac Shakur

"Statistics say that I'm supposed to be in jail. And I'm not supposed to be alive." - Tyler Perry

"Every single person in jail for a violent crime had a nightmare childhood." - Rob Reiner

"I will be really happy once I have done my jail time. I can start fresh." - Nicole Richie

"If I wasn't a champion, I'd still be in jail. That makes me try very hard." - Amnat Ruenroeng

"Most people figured I'd be in jail. I've been proving people wrong my whole life." - Gary Sheffield

"In jail I was just like everybody else, I was sitting there praying, feeling caged." - Dennis Rodman

"I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school." - Adlai E Stevenson

"As horrible as jail was, there were some first-rate guys in there." - Scott Weiland

"Being in a ship is being in a jail, with the chance of being drowned." - Samuel Johnson

"Rotten travesty. Yeah. Send me to jail for contempt. Try that. Go ahead." - Jack Kevorkian

"If you seek violence, we will seek to put you in jail." - Ed Koch

"If you want to know who your friends are, get yourself a jail sentence." - Charles Bukowski

"I don't like jail, they got the wrong kind of bars in there." - Charles Bukowski

"Being in jail, it's humbled me in a way I never imagined." - Foxy Brown



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