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"Get through the moment. Avoid confrontation. Run away. That's pretty much how we get through our own lives, watching television. Smoking crap. Self-medicating. Redirecting our own attention. Jacking off. Denial." - Chuck Palahniuk

"Because after you've crossed some lines, you just keep crossing them. And there's no escaping from constant escape. Distracting ourselves. Avoiding confrontation. Getting past the moment. Jacking off. Television. Denial." - Chuck Palahniuk

"It was wonderful, a stunning happy ending to what began as another tragic rock & roll story, as if Bob Dylan had been arrested in Miami for jacking off in a seedy little XXX theater while stroking the spine of a fat young boy." - Hunter S Thompson

"Callan took a deep breath. "I never expected you." He shook his head with an edge of amusement. "You are a dangerous woman, Merinus Tyler." "Naw, just a determined woman." She grinned against his shoulder. "I know a good thing when I see it jacking off." - Lora Leigh

"Callan took a deep breath. "I never expected you." He shook his head with an edge of amusement. "You are a dangerous woman, Merinus Tyler." "Naw, just a determined woman." She grinned against his shoulder. "I know a good thing when I see it jacking off." - Lora Leigh

"It was wonderful, a stunning happy ending to what began as just another tragic rock & roll story, as if Bob Dylan had been arrested in Miami for jacking off in a seedy little XXX theater while stroking the spine of a fat young boy." - Hunter S Thompson

"Credit card companies are jacking up interest rates, lowering credit limits, and closing accounts - and people who have made timely payments are not exempt. So even if you pay off your balance - and that's tough when interest rates are insanely high - there's a good chance your credit limit will be slashed, and that will hurt your FICO score." - Suze Orman

"They want to hold onto something they never had in the first place. Anybody who claims to have some interest in me as an individual artist or even as part of the Beatles has absolutely misunderstood everything I ever said if they can't see why I'm with Yoko. And if they can't see that, they don't see anything. They're just jacking off to - it could be anybody. Mick Jagger or somebody else. Let them go jack off to Mick Jagger, okay? I don't need it." - John Lennon

"Global Warming: It is a hoax. It is bad science. It is high-jacking public policy. It is the greatest scam in history." - John Coleman

"Sent off, carried off, but never backed off." - David Dunworth

"Kick your shoes off, kickem off" - Randy Houser

"Laughter scares off lust." - Mason Cooley

"1947 America blasted off." - Howard Rheingold

"I'm still off hamburgers." - Oprah Winfrey

"Off with their heads!" - Lewis Carroll

"Multimedia scares me off." - Michael Nesmith

"Shopping turns me off." - Tea Leoni

"Obsessions turn people off." - Grover Norquist

"Think off-center." - George Carlin

"We're all better off...when we're all better off." - Eric Liu

"Art feeds off art...and artists feed off artists." - Robert Mangold

"Never put off today what you can put off tomorrow." - Proverbs

"I set off, off to kill the man I love." - Richelle Mead

"Put the 'off' button on." - George W Bush

"Ease off the martyr throttle." - Jim Butcher

"Please keep off the grass." - Peter Ustinov

"Champions have no off-season." - Dan Bailey

"Start slowly, then taper off." - Walt Stack

"Start slow and taper off." - Walt Stack

"Shut off the internal bashing." - Melody Carlson

"Never piss off a gangster." - Chael Sonnen

"Relationships are now off-kilter." - Bryan Fuller

"Off-camera lives are unverifiable." - Don Delillo

"Blue eyes wash off sometimes." - Anne Sexton

"Nice dress. Take it off." - Janet Evanovich

"I don't carry off 'quirky.'" - Luke Evans

"I'm very quiet off stage." - Cilla Black

"Velcro: what a rip-off." - Tim Vine

"The gun went off accidentally." - Phil Spector

"I stay off the Internet." - Chaske Spencer

"I don't take time off." - Wiz Khalifa

"I really cut my teeth on off-off-off Broadway shows." - Bea Arthur

"I was a drinker, so I went through the scotches. Before single malts hit, there were really cheap scotches, because nobody was paying attention to them. Then by the time they started jacking those prices up, I moved on to vodka." - Lewis Black

"Where words leave off, music begins." - Heinrich Heine

"cross that person off your invitation list." - John Eliot

"Go off-road...Practice a little daring." - Tony Snow

"Friendly counsel cuts off many foes." - William Shakespeare

"Make sense who may. I switch off." - Samuel Beckett

"Fresh off campus is the Birdman JR" - Lil Wayne

"Don't cut your nose off yourself." - Casey Stengel

"Water a farre off quencheth not fire." - George Herbert

"Only pissed-off people change the world." - Tom Peters

"Put on your adidas and step off." - Ed O.G.

"Inconstancy falls off ere it begins." - William Shakespeare

"Start off each day with a song" - Jimmy Durante

"Furiously and gorgeously write your ass off." - Bob Hicok

"The gun goes off. I fall." - Veronica Roth

"War is capitalism with the gloves off." - Tom Stoppard

"My noisy denunciation trails off in doubt." - Mason Cooley

"Elections are a Western jerk-off." - John Le Carre

"The commercialism may wash off sometime later." - B.K.S. Iyengar

"Hats off to drug abusers everywhere." - Jerry Coleman

"Those who show off do not shine." - Laozi

"Ive made a career off of Halloween." - Cassandra Peterson

"Get your egos off the battlefield." - Charlie Sheen

"I washed mud off of mud." - Steven Wright

"I guess I'll fade off into bolivian" - Mike Tyson

"With ills unending strives the putter off." - Epictetus

"Sometimes things are better off forgotten." - Simone Elkeles

"Knock the 't' off the 'can't.'" - Samuel Johnson

"Patience is counting down without blasting off" - Anonymous

"Sarcasm will make your tits fall off." - Christopher Moore

"You here to finish me off, Sweetheart?" - Suzanne Collins

"I want to cut his nuts off." - Jesse Jackson

"Stars are better off without us." - James S.A. Corey

"Whoa! I better lay off the peyote!" - Marcus Thomas

"Israel must be wiped off the map." - Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

"You can't fall off the floor." - Paul the Apostle

"My wife went off with Elvis." - Al Yankovic

"I jerk off 'til I bust blood." - Cam'ron

"He'd be better off shoveling snow." - Richard Strauss

"Love can be put off, never abandoned." - Propertius

"High heels off; I'm feeling alive." - Lana Del Rey

"Good Hock (Hochheimer) keeps off the Doc." - Queen Victoria

"I'm not a show-off by nature." - Kate Moss

"nice is such a rip-off." - Ntozake Shange

"Jewellery takes people's minds off your wrinkles." - Sarah Phillips

"The scare quotes burn off like fog." - Ben Lerner

"Scientology is destructive and a rip-off," - Jason Beghe

"My swag is off the charts." - Roman Reigns

"Shake it off and move on." - Tom Hanks

"I am a parasite off beauty." - Peter Beard

"I wish these flies would piss off." - Robert Louis Stevenson

"Don't cut off your nose yourself." - Casey Stengel

"With a sweet kiss, off the glass..." - Bill Raftery

"I'll play until my knees fall off." - Sue Bird

"We like to set off bombs." - James Hetfield

"Dead? No excuse for laying off work." - Ralph Richardson

"That's my only goal: Stay off crack.#8;" - Michael Che

"Sometimes I just need to switch off." - Natalia Vodianova

"The word that pisses me off - "prepubescent."" - George Michael

"The concept of time shuts off eternity." - Joseph Campbell

"I never wrote off [Donald] Trump." - Chris Matthews

"Off oure language he was the lodesterre." - John Lydgate

"Hughie, get your tanks off my lawn." - Harold Wilson

"Don't put off your happy life." - Anonymous

"if(pot.coffee=EMPTY) {programmer->;brain=OFF};" - Anonymous

"Knock the t off the can't." - Samuel Johnson

"When the horse is dead, get off." - Anonymous

"You can't fall off the floor." - Anonymous

"Shit or get off the pot." - Proverbs

"Cut off the head of the snake" - Abdullah Of Saudi Arabia

"Take the motherless children off the streets." - Bob Dylan

"Well, we knocked the bastard off!" - Edmund Hillary

"Knock the 't' off the 'can't" - George Reeves

"Off the coast and I'm headed nowhere" - Ben Folds

"Let's take our clothes off and party" - Barack Obama

"Procrastinate now, don't put it off." - Ellen Degeneres

"A labor of love always pays off." - Scott Belsky

"Use your head; cut off theirs." - Max Brooks

"Love takes up where knowledge leaves off." - Thomas Aquinas

"I feel energized walking off stage." - Marketa Irglova

"Being responsible sometimes means pissing people off." - Colin Powell

"You're going to blow his socks off!" - Nora Roberts

"I can get pissed off very easily." - Richard Matheson

"Money can't buy off the lightning." - Stephen King

"I would never walk off any show." - Randy Quaid

"No days off. I'm a workaholic." - Wale

"Those who live, live off the dead." - Antonin Artaud

"Lovers should also have their days off." - Natalie Clifford Barney

"Society is better off without certain people." - Bernhard Goetz

"Off-camera, I sound like Perry Como." - Gilbert Gottfried

"Must swear off from swearing. Bad habit." - Rutherford B Hayes

"When words leave off, music begins." - Heinrich Heine

"Jewelry takes people's minds off your wrinkles." - Sonja Henie

"I'd like to live off-grid." - Richard Armitage

"I'm not much of a show-off." - Richard Armitage

"Anybody can leap off a building." - Daniel Craig

"Cloture is simply cutting off debate." - Ted Cruz

"I don't think of myself as a TV actor. I think of myself as a film, television and Off-Off-Off-Off Broadway actor." - David Duchovny

"Egos turn me off, big time." - Selena Gomez

"I'm off to sit on a cliff." - Nik Kershaw

"I don't believe in writing people off." - Rico Love

"I don't have an off-duty wardrobe." - Hamish Bowles

"I've learned to brush off many things." - Katrina Bowden

"Keep smiling - it takes 10 years off!" - Jane Birkin

"Indians were frequently off their reservations." - Buffalo Bill

"I got discovered off of YouTube." - Becky G

"I've made a career off of Halloween." - Cassandra Peterson

"Actually, I think I'm funnier off-camera." - Teri Polo



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