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"Friends don't let Jackasses drink and drive." - Roger Ebert

"Mules and human jackasses are proverbially stubborn." - Thomas Chandler Haliburton

"The jackasses at Elections Canada are out of control." - Stephen Harper

"Fascism rewarded jackasses in uniform. Democracy gives priviliges to those in sports' gear. In Italy, political regimes come to pass. The jackasses remain. Triumphant." - Indro Montanelli

"Democracy is also a form of religion. It is the worship of Jackals by Jackasses." - H L Mencken

"Democracy is also a form of worship. It is the worship of Jackals by Jackasses." - H L Mencken

"A senator got up today in Congress and called his fellow senators sons of wild jackasses. Now, if you think the senators were hot, imagine how the jackasses must feel." - Will Rogers

"In the land of bleating sheep and braying jackasses, one brave and honest man is bound to create a scandal." - Edward Abbey

"A pack of jackasses led by a lion is superior to a pack of lions led by a jackass." - George Washington

"To me all men are equal: there are jackasses everywhere, and I have the same contempt for them all." - Karl Kraus

"It sure did kick up some excitement in the Senate when one Senator called the other Senators 'sons of Wild jackasses.' Well, if you thought it made the Senators hot, you wait till you see what happens when the jackasses hear how they have been slandered." - Will Rogers

"No' is golden. 'No' is the kind of power the good witch wields. It's the way whole, healthy, emotionally evolved people manage to have relationships with jackasses while limiting the amount of jackass in their lives." - Cheryl Strayed

"You jackass. We're all going to die here. You know that, right?' Harrier said. Yeah," Eugens said shakily. '...Guess I might as well die here with you as out on the desert with a bunch of other jackasses." - Mercedes Lackey

"People huddle together in doctrinaire herds, and the same jackasses who, without the slightest risk, now scream against racism are the same conformist personality types who would have carried torches in lynch mobs a century ago." - Jim Goad

"Philosophy consists very largely of one philosopher arguing that all others are jackasses. He usually proves it, and I should add that he also usually proves that he is one himself." - H L Mencken

"A good writer does not receive anywhere near the number of poison-pen letters that is commonly assumed. Among a hundred jackassesthere are not ten who will admit to being jackasses, and at most one who will put it in writing." - Karl Kraus

"It didn't make any more sense to me then than it does now, how life can pile troubles up on a man what don't deserve them, while letting some of the biggest jackasses and scoundrels alive waltz their way through long, untroubled existences." - Caleb Carr

"So release yourself from that. Don't be strategic or coy. Strategic and coy are for jackasses. Be brave. Be authentic. Practice saying the word 'love' to the people you love so when it matters the most to say it, you will." - Cheryl Strayed

"The time has come when I am for everybody fighting the rebels. Let Indians fight them; let the Negroes fight them; and if you have got any strong-legged jackasses in Iwoa that can kick rebels to death, they have my hearty consent." - Abraham Lincoln

"It did' make any more sense to me then than it does now, how life can pile troubles up on a man what do' deserve them, while letting some of the biggest jackasses and scoundrels alive waltz their way through long, untroubled existences." - Caleb Carr

"One of my pet peeves is that when people are in their automobiles, I think they're exceptionally rude on the road. I would love to have the superpower to make their cars break down after they do something rude on the road so the freeways would be littered with these jackasses who have broken-down cars." - Chris Carmack

"Knowledge is like the carrot, few know by looking at the green top that the best part, the orange part, is there. Like the carrot, if you don't work for it, it will wither away and rot. And finally, like the carrot, there are a great many donkeys and jackasses that are associated with it." - Nasreddin

"I have been called a curmudgeon, which my obsolescent dictionary defines as a 'surly, ill-mannered, bad-tempered fellow'. Nowadays, curmudgeon is likely to refer to anyone who hates hypocrisy, cant, sham, dogmatic ideologies, and has the nerve to point out unpleasant facts and takes the trouble to impale these sins on the skewer of humor and roast them over the fires of fact, common sense, and native intelligence. In this nation of bleating sheep and braying jackasses, it then becomes an honor to be labeled curmudgeon." - Edward Abbey



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