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"More fools know Jack Fool than Jack Fool knows." - William Shakespeare

"Jack, you've debauched my sloth." - Patrick O'Brian

"All work and no play makes jack. With enough jack, Jack needn't be a dull boy." - Malcolm Forbes

"I knew Jack Kennedy; Jack Kennedy was a friend of mine. Senator, you're no Jack Kennedy." - Lloyd Bentsen

"Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack go under the limbo stick." - Chubby Checker

"Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack sat on a candle stick, cause fire is the devil's only friend." - Don Mclean

"Hit him again, Jack! He's crazy!" - Hunter S Thompson

"Senator, I served with Jack Kennedy. I knew Jack Kennedy. Jack Kennedy was a friend of mine. Senator, you're no Jack Kennedy." - Lloyd Bentsen

"You're so stupid, Rose! - Jack Dawson" - James Cameron

"Jack the sound barrier. Bring the noise." - Neal Stephenson

"Where Jack isn't safe, Tom's in danger." - George Eliot

"Jack Nicholson is a hero of mine." - Joseph Morgan

"Jack Daniels makes us all puke." - Graham Coxon

"Jack, you have debauched my sloth." - Patrick O'Brian

"Jack shall pipe and Gill shall dance." - George Wither

"Jack Reacher is a brilliant movie" - Ken Follett

"Nobody wanted to believe Jack Ma." - Jack Ma

"People think, 'Jack, you do too much.'" - Jack Ma

"Rose: You're trembling. Jack: I'll be alright." - James Cameron

"Senator, I served with Jack Kennedy, I knew Jack Kennedy. Jack Kennedy was a friend of mine. Senator, you're no Jack Kennedy." - Lloyd Bentsen

"People think, 'Jack, you do too much." - Jack Ma

"Happiness is working with Jack Lemmon." - Billy Wilder

"Then Lee Trevino and Jack Nicklaus come in. I'll caddie for Jack." - Chi Chi Rodriguez

"I'm Jack the Ripper. I love women. I'm Jack the Ripper. I caused terror throughout London-" - Jack the Ripper

"Since every Jack became a gentleman There's many a gentle person made a Jack." - William Shakespeare

"The game of golf was bigger than Jack Nicklaus when Jack was dominating the game." - Tim Finchem

"Rose: You have a gift Jack, you do. You see people. Jack: I see you. Rose: And? Jack: You wouldn't have jumped." - James Cameron

"All play and no work makes Jack a mere toy." - Paul Laurence Dunbar

"The name is Schitt," he replied. "Jack Schitt." - Jasper Fforde

"All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy." - Stanley Kubrick

"Hey! Jack the Wanker! Over here! I want your autograph!" - Maureen Johnson

"The career 500th home run for Michael Jack Schmidt!" - Harry Kalas

"Your attitude is perhaps a little unnecessarily rigorous," suggested Jack." - Robin Mckinley

"Some nutter's gone and pulled a Jack the Ripper." - Maureen Johnson

"Everything Jack says is to be taken with considerable reserve." - William S Burroughs

"Jack Nicklaus is a legend in his spare time." - Chi Chi Rodriguez

"I'm tired of all these hippie jack-offs" - Janis Joplin

"Forget Jack, I'm in love with the cold, dirt floor." - Ann Brashares

"Here lies Jack Williams. He done his damndest." - Harry S Truman

"Puttin rhymes into shape just like Jack LaLanne." - Lord Finesse

"Jack: Where to, Miss? Rose: To the stars." - James Cameron

"Captain Jack: Rose, you are worth fighting for. [Jack kisses Rose passionately] Captain Jack: Wish I'd never met you, Doctor, I was much better off as a coward. [Jack kisses the Doctor the same way]" - Russell T Davies

"Best thing wrong with Jack Fisher is nothing." - Casey Stengel

"Well, I never got to meet Jack Nicholson." - Mackenzie Astin

"I grew up knowing [Jack Johnson], surfing with him." - Donavon Frankenreiter

"Jack, you have like serious anger management issues." - Kelly Osbourne

"All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy." - Proverbs

"Jack Benny played Mendelssohn last night. Mendelssohn lost." - Anonymous

"Jack: Actually, I was found. Lady Bracknell: Found? Jack: Uh, yes, I was in... a handbag. Lady Bracknell: A handbag? Jack: Yes, it was... [makes gestures] Jack: an ordinary handbag." - Oscar Wilde

"What little Jack does not learn, big John will never." - Proverbs

"Jack: Actually, I was found. Lady Bracknell: Found? Jack: Uh, yes, I was in... a handbag. Lady Bracknell: A handbag? Jack: Yes, it was... [makes gestures] Jack: an ordinary handbag." - Oscar Wilde

"Leonardo DiCaprio as Jack in 'Titanic' was my childhood crush!" - Christa B Allen

"I have been a Jack Albertson fan forever." - Keith Coogan

"Jack Thorne writes so well for messed-up teenage girls." - Holliday Grainger

"I'd make Jack Benny look like a philanthropist." - Gilbert Gottfried

"Now Jack Charlton wasn't wrong, I was a bad footballer." - Craig Johnston

"I'm a Jack of all trades character actor, really." - Steffan Rhodri

"I grew up watching Lee Trevino, Jack Nicklaus, Arnold Palmer." - Molly Sims

"Jack Nicklaus is the greatest winner I've ever seen." - Dan Jenkins

"Penn & Teller don't know jack about global warming." - Penn Jillette

"I'm not getting into a public debate with Jack Nicklaus." - Tim Finchem

"I kind of wish they"d shut up," Jack said. "Dude, true dat," Lend answered. Jack nodded solemnly. "For serious." - Kiersten White

"Nay, but Jack, such eyes! such eyes! so innocently wild! so bashfully irresolute! Not a glance but speaks and kindles some thought of love! Then, Jack, her cheeks! her cheeks, Jack! so deeply blushing at the insinuations of her tell-tale eyes! Then, Jack, her lips! O, Jack, lips smiling at their own discretion! and, if not smiling, more sweetly pouting - more lovely in sullenness! Then, Jack, her neck! O, Jack, Jack!" - Richard Brinsley Sheridan

"I kind of wish they'd shut up," Jack said. "Dude, true dat," Lend answered. Jack nodded solemnly. "For serious." - Kiersten White

"But the people I admire have always been people like Marlon Brando, Jack Nicholson and Jack Lemmon." - Evan Jones

"Grocer Jack, Grocer Jack, Is it true what Mammy said, You won't come back. Oh no, no." - Keith West

"All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy, All play and no work makes Jack a mere toy." - Maria Edgeworth

"Jack," said Charles, "he's making up words again." "Yes," Jack replied, "but he's getting better at it, don't you think?" - James A. Owen

"Whether you know Jack Ryan or you don't know Jack Ryan, he's a compelling person to spend time with." - David Barron

"It's hard not to play golf that's up to Jack Nicklaus standards when you are Jack Nicklaus." - Jack Nicklaus

"Jack and Jill ran up the hill, both for a little fun. Jack's plan was deception while Jill sought affection. And Jack wouldn't quit till he won." - Laurie Faria Stolarz

"I told her why we are here. I told you wouldn't hurt Jack." "The coffin?" I smiled. I couldn't help it. He was a 'jack in a box." - Laurell K Hamilton

"I'd rather be Jack be smart, than Jack be quick. Watch out for the man with the big fat licking stick." - James Brown

"You're not weird, are you? (Jack) Not particularly, no. (Syd) Well, good. I got enough weirdness for the lot of us. Do' want to share it. (Jack)" - Sherrilyn Kenyon

"You're not weird, are you? (Jack) Not particularly, no. (Syd) Well, good. I got enough weirdness for the lot of us. Don't want to share it. (Jack)" - Sherrilyn Kenyon

"Hit the road Jack, don'tcha come back no more, no more, no more, no more. Hit the road Jack, don'tcha come back no more." - Ray Charles

"There's a lot of me in Captain Jack and there's a lot of Captain Jack in me. And there is no pun intended." - John Barrowman

"Jack the Ripper's mother, who said to Jack, How come I never see you with the same girl twice? Never got a dinner!" - Red Buttons

"Who do I think Jack The Ripper was? Do you know, I've got no idea who Jack The Ripper was. No idea." - Jerome Flynn

"I could do John Wayne, Jack Benny, Jack Kennedy, Lyndon Johnson and entertain my friends. But I never seriously considered it as a career choice." - Phil Hartman

"Every immortal except Jack Nicklaus has hit a wall and stopped making putts he had to make in order to win. Jack did it for 20 years." - Dan Jenkins

"Nobody ever heard Jack Nicklaus say "I don't know" about anything." - Johnny Miller

"Mike Jack. Who's bad? Aint on my period, but I got a new pad." - Nicki Minaj

"The first Rotarian was the first man to call John the Baptist Jack." - H L Mencken

"I want to be buried with a Zippo, a roll of dimes & a bottle of Jack!" - Frank Sinatra

"Jack leaped over the gate, his sword aflame. To vanquish his foe and rescue his love." - Melissa De La Cruz

"I like to see the glass as half full, hopefully of jack daniels." - Darynda Jones

"And I Jack, the Pumpkin King, have grown so tired of the same old thing..." - Tim Burton

"every Jack He must study the knack If he wants to make sure of his Jill!" - W. S. Gilbert

"Every jack has his jill; if only they can find each other." - Randle Cotgrave

"My theory about Jack is that he's not a very good parent." - Victor Garber

"Jack Dempsey and I became friends in the very early 1920s." - Paul Getty

"But I also directed Jack Barrymore and Ronald Colman and James Stewart, to name a few." - George Cukor

"Don't jack off a cactus, you'll only hurt your hand and the cactus' feelings" - Tre Cool

"All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy - and Jill a wealthy widow." - Evan Esar

"What's your angle?" I asked, trying to sound more playful than demanding. "Isosceles," Jack quipped." - Amanda Hocking

"Right now Jack lives with me. Jack is my Jack Russell. I also have a Yorkie named Ginger, but Jack and Ginger can't be in the same place at the same time because she is very jealous. Even if Jack's not in the same state, she would growl if she heard his name." - Mariah Carey

"Whereever you end up;" Jack whispered into my ear."I wish you clear skies. Always" - Wendy Mass

"Are you sure self-pity is a luxury you can afford, Jack?" - Stephen King

"If you use big words, no one will know you aren't doing jack squat." - Stephen Colbert

"The only people who put iced tea in Jack Daniel's bottles is the Clash baby!!" - David Lee Roth

"Jack writes severe lampoons on me, 'tis said - But he writes nothing, who is never read." - Marcus Valerius Martial

"And all labor without any play, boys, Makes Jack a dull boy in the end." - Alexander Hay Japp

"I'd like to thank all those who made this award possible-especially Jack Warner." - Julie Andrews

"I managed lots of clubs. I had more clubs than Jack Nicholson" - Bobby Gould

"How can you not love Jack Gleeson? Hes amazing. Hes the nicest guy." - Sophie Turner

"I fell in love with you again; While you were away - Jack Salmon" - Alice Sebold

"I really loved Witches of Eastwick, the movie with Michelle Pfeiffer and Jack Nicholson and Cher." - Madchen Amick

"Jack came whirling in like a little gay tornado with Duchess following him." - P C Cast

"My nickname in high school was jack-o-lantern because I'm missing 9 teeth" - Thom Yorke

"Last night at Carnegie Hall, Jack Benny played Mendelssohn. Mendelssohn lost." - Harold C. Schonberg

"The beauty of Cup football is that Jack always has a chance of beating Goliath." - Terry Butcher

"Chasing dragons with plastic swords, Jack Off Jimmy everybody wants more." - Sheryl Crow

"The public is entitled to know whether or not I am married to Jack The Ripper." - Geraldine Ferraro

"Working with Jack [Nicholson] is sort of like standing in front of the Grand Canyon." - Diane Keaton

"There are gods in Alabama: Jack Daniel's, high school quarterbacks, trucks, big tits, and also Jesus." - Joshilyn Jackson

"Rock and Roll's got to be like Jack Daniels. You've got to feel it burn." - Nikki Sixx

"Aral the Jack, formerly the noble Aral Kingslayer, is the best kind of hero." - Alex Bledsoe

"Jack: Rose! You're so stupid. Why did you do that, huh? You're so stupid, Rose. Why did you do that? Why? Rose: You jump, I jump, right? Jack: Right. Rose: Oh God! I couldn't go. I couldn't go, Jack. Jack: It's all right. We'll think of something. Rose: At least I'm with you." - James Cameron

"Stop your doubting, my love. I knew you would find me. ~Jack" - Melissa De La Cruz

"A snick by Jack Hobbs is a sort of disturbance of a cosmic orderliness." - Neville Cardus

"There are no female geniuses because there are no female Jack-the-Rippers." - Camille Paglia

"There are two kinds of jokes - funny jokes and Jack Benny jokes." - Fred Allen

"I know who Jack Whittaker is. And some days I do' like who I am." - Jack Whittaker

"Jake 'The Snake's' two best friends are Jim Beam & Jack Daniels." - Jerry Lawler

"All my life I wanted to play golf like Jack Nicklaus, and now I do." - Paul Harvey

"I'm gonna hunker down like a jack rabbit in a dust storm" - Lyndon B Johnson

"All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy, and Jill a wealthy widow." - Anonymous

"Certain comedians work with certain actors; like Adam Sandler worked with Jack Nicholson." - Samuel L Jackson

"After "Jack Reacher" the parts I didn't like, most of it was silly." - Werner Herzog

"I think there's a tendency to over-jack and over-umami food these days." - Anthony Bourdain

"[Jack Johnson]gave me my whole start in music, which was the coolest thing ever." - Donavon Frankenreiter

"I read the whole Jack Reacher series by Lee Child. They don't take long." - Dave Barry

"Without internet, there would have been no Jack Ma, and no Alibaba or Taobao." - Jack Ma

"To be able to play Jack Kerouac or Sal Paradise, it's mad to me." - Rupert Penry-Jones

"Jack Aubrey is a tremendous tower of strength and you always want to read about him." - Clive James

"Jack, stop telling people you're Ozzy Osbourne's son to get into places, you're a fucking loser!" - Kelly Osbourne

"We do not need an Osami bin Laden leading us. -television evangelist Jack Van Impe" - Pat Robertson

"I don't give a fuck what else on the rider, as long I've got Jack Daniels." - Bon Scott

"It was in the shady groves of dictionaries that Jack fell in love." - Zadie Smith

"All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy and Jill a rich widow." - Evan Esar

"Hit the road Jack and don't you come back no more." - Percy Mayfield

"Chestnuts roasting at an open fire, Jack Frost nipping at your nose." - Robert Wells

"Jack the only trick I ever played on you was never tricking you at all." - Meg White

"Jack was embarrassed-never hero more, And as he knew not what to say, he swore." - Lord Byron

"A jack of both sides, is before long, trusted by nobody, and abused by both parties." - Proverbs

"When Jack Burns needed to hold his mother's hand, his fingers could see in the dark." - John Irving

"Jack Kerouac was cool because he had no idea he was." - Dennis Miller

"I would never deny that Jack Nicklaus is the greatest player who ever lived." - Jack Nicklaus

"No doubt Jack the Ripper excused himself on the grounds that it was human nature." - A A Milne



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