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Jack Daniels Quotes


"Jack Daniels makes us all puke." - Graham Coxon

"I like to see the glass as half full, hopefully of jack daniels." - Darynda Jones

"Rock and Roll's got to be like Jack Daniels. You've got to feel it burn." - Nikki Sixx

"Jake 'The Snake's' two best friends are Jim Beam & Jack Daniels." - Jerry Lawler

"I don't give a fuck what else on the rider, as long I've got Jack Daniels." - Bon Scott

"I'm for anything that gets you through the night - be it prayer, tranquilizers or a bottle of Jack Daniels." - Frank Sinatra

"Basically, I'm for anything that gets you through the night - be it prayer, tranquilizers or a bottle of Jack Daniels." - Frank Sinatra

"There is no snooze button on life - Tara Daniels" - Jill Shalvis

"Change is good but dollars are better. - Tara daniels" - Jill Shalvis

"The blues are just a heightened sense of awareness of life's ups and downs, and things that a guy sees after a couple hits of Jack Daniels." - Steven Tyler

"Jimmy Demaret and I had the best sports psychologist in the world. His name was Jack Daniels and he was waiting for us after every round." - Jack Burke, Jr.

"How am I going to listen to that horrible noise I make without a gram of coke and a couple of double Jack Daniels?" - Iggy Pop

"I've done kissing scenes with people who have been loaded. I'd think, 'Do you actually have to drink that Jack Daniels to kiss me?'" - Molly Ringwald

"Good judgment comes from bad experience. Unfortunately, most of that comes from bad judgment. - Tara Daniels -" - Jill Shalvis

"I should be like a lion in a cave of savage Daniels." - Oscar Wilde

"In true rock star fashiuon, I had insomina last night and I didn't sleep at all. So all I need is a bottle of Jack Daniels and some groupies, and I'll be just like David Lee Roth." - Chris Jericho

"I drink a lot of everything; beer while watching football. I have a taste for whiskey, but Jack Daniels and ginger is about as fancy as it gets with me." - Jeff Gannon

"More fools know Jack Fool than Jack Fool knows." - William Shakespeare

"Jack, you've debauched my sloth." - Patrick O'Brian

"All work and no play makes jack. With enough jack, Jack needn't be a dull boy." - Malcolm Forbes

"I knew Jack Kennedy; Jack Kennedy was a friend of mine. Senator, you're no Jack Kennedy." - Lloyd Bentsen

"Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack go under the limbo stick." - Chubby Checker

"I remember working on movies like Gettysburg and feeling that Jeff Daniels was kind of a mentor." - Donal Logue

"Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack sat on a candle stick, cause fire is the devil's only friend." - Don Mclean

"Hit him again, Jack! He's crazy!" - Hunter S Thompson

"Senator, I served with Jack Kennedy. I knew Jack Kennedy. Jack Kennedy was a friend of mine. Senator, you're no Jack Kennedy." - Lloyd Bentsen

"You're so stupid, Rose! - Jack Dawson" - James Cameron

"Jack the sound barrier. Bring the noise." - Neal Stephenson

"Where Jack isn't safe, Tom's in danger." - George Eliot

"Jack Nicholson is a hero of mine." - Joseph Morgan

"Jack, you have debauched my sloth." - Patrick O'Brian

"Jack shall pipe and Gill shall dance." - George Wither

"Jack Reacher is a brilliant movie" - Ken Follett

"Nobody wanted to believe Jack Ma." - Jack Ma

"People think, 'Jack, you do too much.'" - Jack Ma

"Rose: You're trembling. Jack: I'll be alright." - James Cameron

"Senator, I served with Jack Kennedy, I knew Jack Kennedy. Jack Kennedy was a friend of mine. Senator, you're no Jack Kennedy." - Lloyd Bentsen

"People think, 'Jack, you do too much." - Jack Ma

"Happiness is working with Jack Lemmon." - Billy Wilder

"In The Jack Daniels Sessions, folktales and modern landscapes collide, exploding and reforming in the form of an intriguing and intelligent collection. Cotman seizes the stories of tired tradition and galvanizes them, setting them to dance for us in wonderful, new interpretations." - Cat Rambo

"I'm not unmindful of a man's seeming need for faith; I'm for anything that gets you through the night, be it prayer, tranquilizers, or a bottle of Jack Daniels. But to me religion is a deeply personal thing in which man and God go it alone together, without the witch doctor in the middle." - Frank Sinatra

"All he cares about is going out there with his Jack Daniels bottle. Nothing has changed. That's kind of sad. If David was doing better than he used to be, then that would be different. But it was a joke and he made it that way." - Sammy Hagar

"Around the time I opened my second restaurant, Etta's, I had just finished judging at the Jack Daniels World Invitational BBQ Championship in Lynchburg, Tennessee. Back home in Seattle, my goal was to recreate the sweet and smoky taste of that BBQ using our local wild king salmon instead of pig." - Tom Douglas

"Then Lee Trevino and Jack Nicklaus come in. I'll caddie for Jack." - Chi Chi Rodriguez

"Since every Jack became a gentleman There's many a gentle person made a Jack." - William Shakespeare

"The game of golf was bigger than Jack Nicklaus when Jack was dominating the game." - Tim Finchem

"Kate Daniels, trained negotiator. When in possession of some valuable information, give it away to the first sexy man you see with no guarantee of return." - Ilona Andrews

"I was pulled out of Omaha when I was younger because my father started to work, when he was done serving as county commissioner, at Archer Daniels Midland." - Howard Warren Buffett

"I really don't know what happened in reference to 'The Butler.' Mr. Daniels and I had a conversation. I had the script, the email that goes along with it in reference to the character, read the script, loved it. Then I never heard from Mr. Daniels again, and the next I saw was that Oprah Winfrey is now playing the part." - Monique

"Rose: You have a gift Jack, you do. You see people. Jack: I see you. Rose: And? Jack: You wouldn't have jumped." - James Cameron

"All play and no work makes Jack a mere toy." - Paul Laurence Dunbar

"The name is Schitt," he replied. "Jack Schitt." - Jasper Fforde

"All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy." - Stanley Kubrick

"The career 500th home run for Michael Jack Schmidt!" - Harry Kalas

"Your attitude is perhaps a little unnecessarily rigorous," suggested Jack." - Robin Mckinley

"Some nutter's gone and pulled a Jack the Ripper." - Maureen Johnson

"Everything Jack says is to be taken with considerable reserve." - William S Burroughs

"Jack Nicklaus is a legend in his spare time." - Chi Chi Rodriguez

"I'm tired of all these hippie jack-offs" - Janis Joplin

"Forget Jack, I'm in love with the cold, dirt floor." - Ann Brashares

"Here lies Jack Williams. He done his damndest." - Harry S Truman

"Puttin rhymes into shape just like Jack LaLanne." - Lord Finesse

"Jack: Where to, Miss? Rose: To the stars." - James Cameron

"Captain Jack: Rose, you are worth fighting for. [Jack kisses Rose passionately] Captain Jack: Wish I'd never met you, Doctor, I was much better off as a coward. [Jack kisses the Doctor the same way]" - Russell T Davies

"Best thing wrong with Jack Fisher is nothing." - Casey Stengel

"Well, I never got to meet Jack Nicholson." - Mackenzie Astin

"I grew up knowing [Jack Johnson], surfing with him." - Donavon Frankenreiter

"Jack, you have like serious anger management issues." - Kelly Osbourne

"All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy." - Proverbs

"Jack Benny played Mendelssohn last night. Mendelssohn lost." - Anonymous

"Jack: Actually, I was found. Lady Bracknell: Found? Jack: Uh, yes, I was in... a handbag. Lady Bracknell: A handbag? Jack: Yes, it was... [makes gestures] Jack: an ordinary handbag." - Oscar Wilde

"What little Jack does not learn, big John will never." - Proverbs

"Jack: Actually, I was found. Lady Bracknell: Found? Jack: Uh, yes, I was in... a handbag. Lady Bracknell: A handbag? Jack: Yes, it was... [makes gestures] Jack: an ordinary handbag." - Oscar Wilde

"Leonardo DiCaprio as Jack in 'Titanic' was my childhood crush!" - Christa B Allen

"I have been a Jack Albertson fan forever." - Keith Coogan

"Jack Thorne writes so well for messed-up teenage girls." - Holliday Grainger

"I'd make Jack Benny look like a philanthropist." - Gilbert Gottfried

"Now Jack Charlton wasn't wrong, I was a bad footballer." - Craig Johnston

"I'm a Jack of all trades character actor, really." - Steffan Rhodri

"Jack Nicklaus is the greatest winner I've ever seen." - Dan Jenkins

"Penn & Teller don't know jack about global warming." - Penn Jillette

"I'm not getting into a public debate with Jack Nicklaus." - Tim Finchem

"Nay, but Jack, such eyes! such eyes! so innocently wild! so bashfully irresolute! Not a glance but speaks and kindles some thought of love! Then, Jack, her cheeks! her cheeks, Jack! so deeply blushing at the insinuations of her tell-tale eyes! Then, Jack, her lips! O, Jack, lips smiling at their own discretion! and, if not smiling, more sweetly pouting - more lovely in sullenness! Then, Jack, her neck! O, Jack, Jack!" - Richard Brinsley Sheridan

"I kind of wish they'd shut up," Jack said. "Dude, true dat," Lend answered. Jack nodded solemnly. "For serious." - Kiersten White

"Grocer Jack, Grocer Jack, Is it true what Mammy said, You won't come back. Oh no, no." - Keith West

"All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy, All play and no work makes Jack a mere toy." - Maria Edgeworth

"Jack," said Charles, "he's making up words again." "Yes," Jack replied, "but he's getting better at it, don't you think?" - James A. Owen

"Whether you know Jack Ryan or you don't know Jack Ryan, he's a compelling person to spend time with." - David Barron

"It's hard not to play golf that's up to Jack Nicklaus standards when you are Jack Nicklaus." - Jack Nicklaus

"Kate Daniels, deadly swordmaster. Fear my twitching pinkie." - Ilona Andrews

"I love being Charlie Daniels for good, bad, or indifferent." - Charlie Daniels

"The first time I sang with David Daniels... I had never performed with a countertenor before. That first time was magic, it was so beautiful. And he's such a great artist." - Cecilia Bartoli

"If we were a culture of high-risk alcoholics, and suddenly we had Jack Daniels piped into our houses, we would be feeding that fire. Social networking, and the internet as a whole, seems to have simply landed in an extremely fertile place in an extremely fertile time in history, when we all have these narcissistic tendencies anyway - you can go further back into the self-esteem movement, and Dr. Spock, and the 'everybody gets a ribbon at the track meet' sort of thing, which preceded the internet - and then you drop the internet into the middle of this, and we've all gone haywire." - Jeffrey Kluger

"Jack and Jill ran up the hill, both for a little fun. Jack's plan was deception while Jill sought affection. And Jack wouldn't quit till he won." - Laurie Faria Stolarz

"I told her why we are here. I told you wouldn't hurt Jack." "The coffin?" I smiled. I couldn't help it. He was a 'jack in a box." - Laurell K Hamilton

"I'd rather be Jack be smart, than Jack be quick. Watch out for the man with the big fat licking stick." - James Brown

"You're not weird, are you? (Jack) Not particularly, no. (Syd) Well, good. I got enough weirdness for the lot of us. Do' want to share it. (Jack)" - Sherrilyn Kenyon

"You're not weird, are you? (Jack) Not particularly, no. (Syd) Well, good. I got enough weirdness for the lot of us. Don't want to share it. (Jack)" - Sherrilyn Kenyon

"Hit the road Jack, don'tcha come back no more, no more, no more, no more. Hit the road Jack, don'tcha come back no more." - Ray Charles

"There's a lot of me in Captain Jack and there's a lot of Captain Jack in me. And there is no pun intended." - John Barrowman

"Jack the Ripper's mother, who said to Jack, How come I never see you with the same girl twice? Never got a dinner!" - Red Buttons

"Who do I think Jack The Ripper was? Do you know, I've got no idea who Jack The Ripper was. No idea." - Jerome Flynn

"I could do John Wayne, Jack Benny, Jack Kennedy, Lyndon Johnson and entertain my friends. But I never seriously considered it as a career choice." - Phil Hartman

"Every immortal except Jack Nicklaus has hit a wall and stopped making putts he had to make in order to win. Jack did it for 20 years." - Dan Jenkins

"Nobody ever heard Jack Nicklaus say "I don't know" about anything." - Johnny Miller

"Mike Jack. Who's bad? Aint on my period, but I got a new pad." - Nicki Minaj

"The first Rotarian was the first man to call John the Baptist Jack." - H L Mencken

"I want to be buried with a Zippo, a roll of dimes & a bottle of Jack!" - Frank Sinatra

"Jack leaped over the gate, his sword aflame. To vanquish his foe and rescue his love." - Melissa De La Cruz

"And I Jack, the Pumpkin King, have grown so tired of the same old thing..." - Tim Burton

"every Jack He must study the knack If he wants to make sure of his Jill!" - W. S. Gilbert

"Every jack has his jill; if only they can find each other." - Randle Cotgrave

"My theory about Jack is that he's not a very good parent." - Victor Garber

"Jack Dempsey and I became friends in the very early 1920s." - Paul Getty

"But I also directed Jack Barrymore and Ronald Colman and James Stewart, to name a few." - George Cukor

"Don't jack off a cactus, you'll only hurt your hand and the cactus' feelings" - Tre Cool

"All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy - and Jill a wealthy widow." - Evan Esar

"What's your angle?" I asked, trying to sound more playful than demanding. "Isosceles," Jack quipped." - Amanda Hocking

"Right now Jack lives with me. Jack is my Jack Russell. I also have a Yorkie named Ginger, but Jack and Ginger can't be in the same place at the same time because she is very jealous. Even if Jack's not in the same state, she would growl if she heard his name." - Mariah Carey

"Whereever you end up;" Jack whispered into my ear."I wish you clear skies. Always" - Wendy Mass

"Are you sure self-pity is a luxury you can afford, Jack?" - Stephen King

"If you use big words, no one will know you aren't doing jack squat." - Stephen Colbert

"The only people who put iced tea in Jack Daniel's bottles is the Clash baby!!" - David Lee Roth

"Jack writes severe lampoons on me, 'tis said - But he writes nothing, who is never read." - Marcus Valerius Martial

"And all labor without any play, boys, Makes Jack a dull boy in the end." - Alexander Hay Japp

"I'd like to thank all those who made this award possible-especially Jack Warner." - Julie Andrews

"I managed lots of clubs. I had more clubs than Jack Nicholson" - Bobby Gould

"How can you not love Jack Gleeson? Hes amazing. Hes the nicest guy." - Sophie Turner

"I fell in love with you again; While you were away - Jack Salmon" - Alice Sebold

"I really loved Witches of Eastwick, the movie with Michelle Pfeiffer and Jack Nicholson and Cher." - Madchen Amick

"Jack came whirling in like a little gay tornado with Duchess following him." - P C Cast

"My nickname in high school was jack-o-lantern because I'm missing 9 teeth" - Thom Yorke

"Last night at Carnegie Hall, Jack Benny played Mendelssohn. Mendelssohn lost." - Harold C. Schonberg

"The beauty of Cup football is that Jack always has a chance of beating Goliath." - Terry Butcher

"Chasing dragons with plastic swords, Jack Off Jimmy everybody wants more." - Sheryl Crow

"The public is entitled to know whether or not I am married to Jack The Ripper." - Geraldine Ferraro

"Working with Jack [Nicholson] is sort of like standing in front of the Grand Canyon." - Diane Keaton

"There are gods in Alabama: Jack Daniel's, high school quarterbacks, trucks, big tits, and also Jesus." - Joshilyn Jackson

"Aral the Jack, formerly the noble Aral Kingslayer, is the best kind of hero." - Alex Bledsoe

"Jack: Rose! You're so stupid. Why did you do that, huh? You're so stupid, Rose. Why did you do that? Why? Rose: You jump, I jump, right? Jack: Right. Rose: Oh God! I couldn't go. I couldn't go, Jack. Jack: It's all right. We'll think of something. Rose: At least I'm with you." - James Cameron

"Stop your doubting, my love. I knew you would find me. ~Jack" - Melissa De La Cruz

"A snick by Jack Hobbs is a sort of disturbance of a cosmic orderliness." - Neville Cardus

"There are no female geniuses because there are no female Jack-the-Rippers." - Camille Paglia

"There are two kinds of jokes - funny jokes and Jack Benny jokes." - Fred Allen

"I know who Jack Whittaker is. And some days I do' like who I am." - Jack Whittaker

"All my life I wanted to play golf like Jack Nicklaus, and now I do." - Paul Harvey

"I'm gonna hunker down like a jack rabbit in a dust storm" - Lyndon B Johnson

"All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy, and Jill a wealthy widow." - Anonymous

"Certain comedians work with certain actors; like Adam Sandler worked with Jack Nicholson." - Samuel L Jackson

"After "Jack Reacher" the parts I didn't like, most of it was silly." - Werner Herzog



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