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"I have a sudden urge to pee.- Spader" - D J Machale

"Well, I don't use the toilet much to pee in. I almost always pee in the yard or the garden, because I like to pee on my estate." - Iggy Pop

"Sometimes you just have to pee in the sink." - Charles Bukowski

"I offered to pee on him, but they said no" - James Patterson

"I almost always pee in the yard or the garden, because I like to pee on my estate." - Iggy Pop

"When Paris has to pee, Paris has to pee!" - Paris Hilton

"I was compiling a list in my head titled 'Reasons to Get Up: You Don't Have to Leave, but You Can't Pee Here." - Sloane Crosley

"I feel like I might start crying and that I'm going to cry pee." - John Green

"You have to try things you're really afraid of, even if you pee yourself a little bit." - Abigail Washburn

"You must have a bladder like Lake Erie. I think empires rose and fell in the time it took you to pee. I could hear it the whole time." Thank you. Do you want something?" - Neil Gaiman

"I could actually care less about the poor. We have some living near us, and pee-yew. They are always coming and going to their three or four jobs at all hours of the day and night. Annoying!" - George Saunders

"Trav, if you cross us - " "I know. You'll get me. I'll try not to pee all over myself in terror." - Rachel Caine

"Was it animal pee or human pee? Someone asked. How would I know? What, am I an expert in the study of pee?" - John Green

"Hiking is just walking where it's okay to pee." - Demetri Martin

"Never make a decision when you need to pee." - Leonard Cohen

"You're going to pee in someone's suitcase?" "Do you have any other ideas?" And suddenly Miracolina begins to snicker, then giggle, then giggle, then cackle uncontrollably. "He's going to pee in someone's suitcase!" "Quiet! Do you want people on the bus to hear you?" But Miracolina is beyond help. She's entered into a fullfledged laughter fit-the kind that leaves your stomach hurting. "They're gonna open their suitcase," she blurts between bursts of glee, "And their clothes"ll be full of pee!" - Neal Shusterman

"You're going to pee in someone's suitcase?" "Do you have any other ideas?" And suddenly Miracolina begins to snicker, then giggle, then giggle, then cackle uncontrollably. "He's going to pee in someone's suitcase!" "Quiet! Do you want people on the bus to hear you?" But Miracolina is beyond help. She's entered into a fullfledged laughter fit-the kind that leaves your stomach hurting. "They're gonna open their suitcase," she blurts between bursts of glee, "And their clothes'll be full of pee!" - Neal Shusterman

"I was Pee-wee Herman for so many years that it wasn't really a question that I didn't want to do other things." - Paul Reubens

"I went to the entrance to the restroom, where the hallway did a sharp bend so nobody could peek into the girls' pee-palace." - Lilith Saintcrow

"I'll go to see movies, but I also love being at home on my couch and pausing every 10 minutes to pee." - Tim Heidecker

"favor de dejar un especimim em este copa para el doctor what? she told you to pee in a cup, i think that means get lost" - Michele Jaffe

"No matter how many shows I've done, as soon as they say it's time to start, I get that nervous sensation and feel like I have to pee. So that's where my mind is. That and making it to the end of the runway and back as fast as I can." - Gisele Bundchen

"I was a quarterback in pee-wee football. I always wanted to be quarterback. They're the leaders, they make the calls. It didn't work out because I didn't have the arm. I also played wide receiver my senior year in high school." - Junior Seau

"I moved up beside Jamie."I have to go." She frowned at me. "Where?" I pressed a hand to the bottom of my belly. "My bladder.It-" Ah." She gave a small laugh. "We interrupt this life-or-death situation for a pregnancy pee break. Don't see that in the movies, do you?" - Kelley Armstrong

"My view is quite simple. When your dog pees on the carpet, you do not give away your dog. You say, This dog is special. I have to teach him not to pee on the carpet. I feel exactly the same way about men. They need to be taught things." - Jacqueline Bisset

"I know. Life is so unfair. I'm still not going to pee on Karou's ex-boyfriend for you." "What? I wasn't even going to ask you to." In her most reasonable tone, Zuzana explained explained, "I just want you to pee in a balloon so I can drop it on him." - Laini Taylor

"He looked like such a Republican. He dressed like Pee-Wee Herman. But had I known what he had done when I was reading about him, I might have thought different." - Matthew Bright

"I know you are, but what am I? [As Pee-Wee Herman]" - Paul Reubens

"It's a great thing about being pregnant - you don't need excuses to pee or to eat." - Angelina Jolie

"There are three kinds of men: The ones that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves." - Will Rogers

"There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves." - Will Rogers

"Everything I know I learned from my cat: When you're hungry, eat. When you're tired, nap in a sunbeam. When you go to the vet's, pee on your owner." - Gary Smith

"Speaking of Satan, I was watching Rush Limbaugh the other day. Doesn't Rush Limbaugh remind you of one of those gay guys that like to lie in a tub while other guys pee on him?" - Bill Hicks

"Did you ever see so many pee-wee hats, Carl?" "They're beanies." "They call them pee-wees in Brooklyn." "But I'm not in Brooklyn." "But you're still a Brooklynite." "I wouldn't want that to get around, Annie." "You don't mean that, Carl." "Ah, we might as well call them beanies, Annie." "Why?" "When in Rome do as the Romans do." "Do they call them beanies in Rome?" she asked artlessly. "This is the silliest conversation..." - Betty Smith

"Here I am with a seriously hunky guy and I'm covered in demon pee. Why does the universe hate me?" - Jana Oliver

"Having a little pee in your pants had to be better than being dinner for some redneck." - Christopher Paul Curtis

"It's very little trouble for me to accomodate my fans, unless I'm actually taking a pee at the time." - Harrison Ford

"It's very little trouble for me to accommodate my fans, unless I'm actually taking a pee at the time." - Harrison Ford

"Don't you realize that as long as you have to sit down to pee, you'll never be a dominant force in the world? You'll never be a convincing technocrat or middle manager. Because people will know. She's in there sitting down." - Don Delillo

"To demand that a person pee in a cup whenever you wish him to, without a documented reason to suspect that he has been using an illegal drug, is intolerable in our republic. You are saying to him, "I wonder if you are not behaving in a way that I approve of. Convince me that you indeed are. Outrageous. Intolerable." - Alexander Shulgin

"When we played the Dodgers in St. Louis, they had to come through our dugout, and our bat rack was right there where they had to walk. My bats kept disappearing, and I couldn't figure it out. Turns out, Pee Wee Reese was stealing my bats. I found that out later, after we got out of baseball. He and Rube Walker stole my bats." - Stan Musial

"Place unopened pouch in warm water for 5-10 minutes. Unopened pouch may be laid on a warm surface. Lay unopened pouch in direct sunlight. Not much chance of that down here. Place unopened pouch inside you shirt, allow you body temperature to warm your MRE. I was surprised they left out: Place unopened pouch on ground and pee on it." - S.A. Bodeen

"But I don't know. Pee-wee just kind of popped out one day, pretty much fully fleshed-out and fully formed." - Paul Reubens

"And I got so drunk, I got so drunk that I actually woke up thinking, Should I get up and pee, or just pee in the bed? Actually weighing the pros and the cons. Well, it'll be warm for a minute...it's a big bed, I'll just roll over...I'll just blame it on that guy!" - Margaret Cho

"You got a problem?" he drawled, obviously expecting me to pee my pants before falling to the ground and groveling like an unworthy subject of the Emperor. And that was all it took. A new, screw-you attitude took precedence, trampling my fear under its boots. A highly dangerous approach, I still found it much easier to bear. "Well it all goes back to my childhood...." I began," - Jennifer Rardin

"Years after I'd seen him for the last time I found myself thinking of him unexpectedly and often. You know how certain places grow powerful in the mind with passing time. In those early morning dreams when I come back to bed after a sleepy pee and fall quickly into the narrow end of the night, there is one set of streets I keep returning to, one dim mist of railroad rooms and certain figures reappear, borderline ghosts." - Don Delillo

"I remember being a kid, and if you had to pee, well, you had to hold it until the commercial break. Then you rushed, and hopefully, if you're going to the kitchen for a snack, you'll be back before so you don't miss a line. If your sister sneezed or was talking over a line, there was no way of knowing what that line was or what the joke was." - America Ferrera

"Dennis looked at the puppy in the window. We both did. It was the oddest thing. Normally, puppies in pet store windows sleep or pee or roll around on top of other dogs. This one ignored us its window-mates and was instead sitting with its nose pressed against the glass, looking at us with an extremely serious little expression on its face. An expression that seemed to me to be saying, "I am a sacred cow. Get out your wallet." - Augusten Burroughs

"I grew up loving David Letterman and Pee-wee Herman, but as far as live performance comedy, all I knew were the Jerry Seinfeld-type comedians of the world, and that's what I thought live performance comedy was all about." - Scott Aukerman

"I was a crazy Pee-wee Herman fan when I was in my early teens. Before he had the kids' TV show, he had a nightclub show in L.A., and I had gotten a VHS copy of it. It was a kids' show, but onstage in a bar, so it's sort of poking fun at the kids' show. And I was obsessed with that, and then 'Pee-wee's Big Adventure.'" - Dallas Roberts

"The big occurrences in life, the serious ones, have for me always been nearly impossible to recognize because they never feel big or serious. In the moment, you have to pee, your arm itches, or what people are saying strikes you as melodramatic or sentimental, and it's hard not to smirk. You have a sense of what this type of situation should be like - for one thing, all-consuming - and this isn't it. But then you look back, and it was that; it did happen." - Curtis Sittenfeld

"Mine is a very matter-of-fact approach to the problem. If you can select a population and they're educated and they're properly brought up, then you don't have to use too much of the stick because they would already have been trained. It's like with dogs. You train it in a proper way from small. It will know that it's got to leave, go outside to pee and to defecate. No, we are not that kind of society. We had to train adult dogs who even today deliberately urinate in the lifts." - Lee Kuan Yew

"Dogs are here to remind us life really is a simple thing. You eat, sleep, take walks, and pee when you must. That's about all there is. They are quick to forgive trespasses and assume strangers will be kind." - Jonathan Carroll

"Everything about Pee-Wee's Big Adventure, from its toy-box colors to its superb, hyper-animated Danny Elfman score to the butch-waxed hairdo and wooden-puppet walk of its star and mastermind is pure pleasure." - Stephanie Zacharek

"A trembling and some laughter, / a squirt of pee, a spit, / whispers of the heart, / a smell, / the drift to sleep, / pursuit by Gods, / exposure of the bum, / mathematics..." - Peter Greenaway

"I would' want you to get in the shower and then pass out or some such. How about if I help you get out of your clothes? I'm an expert in platonic undressings." He gave me that wicked smile. "Give it a rest. I'm not going to strip naked in front of you, and I"d rather pee in private." "Half the injuries in a home happen in the bathroom. What kind of friend would I be to let you face that kind of danger alone? I mean, sure, you walked out of death, but this is a shower." "Shame. Get out of my bathroom." - Devon Monk

"I wouldn't want you to get in the shower and then pass out or some such. How about if I help you get out of your clothes? I'm an expert in platonic undressings." He gave me that wicked smile. "Give it a rest. I'm not going to strip naked in front of you, and I'd rather pee in private." "Half the injuries in a home happen in the bathroom. What kind of friend would I be to let you face that kind of danger alone? I mean, sure, you walked out of death, but this is a shower." "Shame. Get out of my bathroom." - Devon Monk

"Anybody else wanna pee their pants and cry for mommy?" - James Dashner

"Holy shit, Gilbert! You look like you smell like pee." - Greg Giraldo

"Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining." - Judy Sheindlin

"..."Fun?" you ask. "Weren't feminists these grim-faced, humorless, antifamily, karate-chopping ninjas who were bitter because they couldn't get a man?" Well, in fact the problem was that all too many of them HAD gotten a man, married him, had his kids, and then discovered that, as mothers, they were never supposed to have their own money, their own identity, their own aspirations, time to pee, or a brain. And yes, some women indeed became bad-tempered as a result. After all, no anger, no social change." - Susan J. Douglas

"But I will say that Harve Presnell... he was one of those guys who, when you're standing in a room with him... he's such an older masculine force that I remember thinking, 'Wow, his voice makes me sound like Pee-Wee Herman.'" - Tony Hale

"Is there some kind of rule for when Sam should be a boy and when he's a Wolf?" "A Wolf lifts his leg and yellows up the snow. A boy has to use the toilet." "And that will work?" "Only if he needs to pee." - Anne Bishop

"When writers meet they are truculent, indifferent, or over-polite. Then comes the inevitable moment. A shows B that he has read something of B s. Will B show A? If not, then A hates B, if yes, then all is well. The only other way for writers to meet is to share a quick pee over a common lamp-post." - Cyril Connolly

"That's a funny thing: you think, when awful things happen, everything else just stops, like you would forget to pee and eat and get thirsty, but it's not really true. It's like you and your body are two separate things, like your body is betraying you, chugging on, idiotic and animal, craving water and sandwiches and bathroom breaks while your world falls apart." - Lauren Oliver

"That's a funny thing: you think, when awful things happen, everything else just stops, like you would forget to pee and eat and get thirsty, but it's not really true. It's like you and your body are two separate things, like your body is betraying you, chugging on, idiotic and animal, craving water and sandwiches and bathroom breaks while your world falls apart." - Lauren Oliver

"That's a funny thing: you think, when awful things happen, everything else just stops, like you would forget to pee and eat and get thirsty, but it's not really true. It's like you and your body are two separate things, like your body is betraying you, chugging on, idiotic and animal, craving water and sandwiches and bathroom breaks while your world falls apart." - Lauren Oliver

"The Perfect Dog is an enticing fantasy pooch. It's the dog that instantly learns to pee outdoors, never menaces or frightens children, plays gently with other dogs, won't jump on the UPS guy, never rolls in gross things, eats only the appropriate food at the right time, and never chews anything not meant for him. This dog does not exist." - Jon Katz

"Everything about 'Adventure Time' is the purest form of kid's play. A kid does not live in the Land of Ooo. That is one of the wonderful things about the show; it doesn't pretend to be real. That was the great thing about 'Pee Wee's Playhouse'; it existed in a world completely outside any reality a kid recognized." - Fred Seibert

"Waiters will always pee in soup, people will always fall in love." - Chuck Palahniuk

"You can't take something off the Internet - it's like taking pee out of a pool." - Anonymous

"You can't pee like a puppy if you wanna run with the big dogs." - Nikki Sixx

"Sometimes we pee on each other before we go on stage." - Trent Reznor

"Just like an alley in New York -like every alley in the world, apparently- it smelled like cat pee." - Cassandra Clare

"That's a wonderful side effect of leather pants: when you pee yourself in them, they're more forgiving than jeans." - Slash

"In Rome, I really wanted an Audrey Hepburn Roman Holiday experience, but the Trevi Fountain was crowded, there was a McDonald's at the base of the Spanish Steps, and the ruins smelled like cat pee because of all the strays. The same thing happened in Prague, where I'd been yearning for some of the bohemianism of The Unbearable Lightness of Being. But no, there were no fabulous artists, no guys who looked remotely like a young Daniel Day-Lewis. I saw this one mysterious-looking guy reading Sartre in a cafe, but then his cell phone rang and he started talking in aloud Texan twang." - Gayle Forman

"What if I'm 60 years old and not married, all alone in a furnished room with pee stains on my underwear and everybody else is married!" - Gregory Corso

"I don't have to have faith, I have experience." - Joseph Campbell

"I have to display what I have seen to people." - Ala Bashir

"I have nothing to hide." - Travis Meeks

"I have to be myself." - Daniel Craig

"I have nothing to hide!" - Kat Dennings

"I have to reinvent myself." - Ted Kulongoski

"I have learned to delegate." - Gwen Stefani

"I have nothing to hide." - Linda Tripp

"I like to have sleepovers." - Abigail Breslin

"I have to humble myself." - Chad Johnson

"I have nothing to hide." - Adam Lambert

"I guess I like to have fun." - Madonna Ciccone

"I have to photograph where I am." - Garry Winogrand

"I found I have to stay painting." - Alan Bean

"This is the Speaker for the Dead? Judging someone by appearances?" "Maybe I've fallen in love with Grego." "You've always been a sucker for people who pee on you." - Orson Scott Card

"I have no talent. I have nothing to offer." - Kendra Wilkinson

"When I have listened to my mistakes, I have grown." - Hugh Prather

"I do have to say I have been very fortunate." - Kathryn Bigelow

"I do need my independence. I have to have that." - Carol Vorderman

"I feel like I have to have a voice." - Debbie Harry

"You have to go, but I have to stay." - Kurt Vonnegut

"I have to act to live." - Laurence Olivier

"I have to look to my wife." - Randy Travis

"I have to stay true to myself." - Rob Corddry

"I have to prove myself to everybody." - Elizabeth Warren

"I have to learn to knit." - Blake Lively

"I have a wife, I have sons; all these hostages have I given to fortune." - F L Lucas

"I have a wife, I have sons; all these hostages have I given to fortune." - Marcus Annaeus Lucanus

"I have a very busy head. I have inside voices that I have learned to contain." - Tom Hardy

"I have a car. I have a steady job. I have a business, and I have to make serious decisions." - Avril Lavigne

"I do what I have to do, although I don't know why I have to." - Imre Kertesz

"I have wanted to have children. I do want to have children." - Kevin Spacey

"I have the right of education. I have the right to play. I have the right to sing. I have the right to talk. I have the right to go to market. I have the right to speak up." - Malala Yousafzai

"I just have to prove to myself, I don't have to prove to fans." - Andruw Jones

"I don't want to have to be pretty. I don't want to have to be adorable." - Kristin Scott Thomas

"I treasure solitude. One doesn't have to have human contact." - Doris Lessing

"I have a desperate longing to have a desperate longing" - Joss Whedon

"Lucky to have been where I have been" - Jason Mraz

"Mahoney: You have to live. Mr. Magorium: Darlin'...I have." - Suzanne Weyn

"I definitely don't have any desire to have children." - Rickilee Coulter

"I believe you have to have balance in your life." - Paula Creamer

"I would have liked to personally have prosecuted Scott Peterson." - Nancy Grace

"I would have loved to have played Spider-Man." - Freddie Prinze Jr

"A fabulous pair of shoes? I have to have willpower." - Keshia Knight Pulliam

"I have to have the cotton candy shipped in." - Meg White

"I would have loved to have gone into diagnostic medicine." - Scarlett Johansson

"I have to have a passion in my life." - George Mcgovern

"I would have loved to have met Buster Keaton." - Natalie Morales

"I have no superstitions. I don't have to have a Sunday outfit. I don't have socks or underwear I have to wear." - Zach Johnson

"How do I know what I have to say wntil I see what I have said?" - E M Forster

"I have olive skin, so if I get pale, I look green. I have to tan." - Nicole Richie

"I have enough...and I allow what I already have enough of to flow to me." - Wayne Dyer

"I feel so lucky that I have gotten to do what I have gotten to do." - Daryl Sabara

"I can't live without a woman. I have to have a woman, have to have a wife." - Robert Duvall

"Well, I can't live without a woman. I have to have a woman, have to have a wife." - Robert Duvall

"I have music in my head constantly. I have to have a soundtrack in my head." - Bob Mould

"I have a wife, I have sons: we have given so many hostages to the fates." - Lucan

"I always have my Bose headphones. I have to have the noise-cancelling headphones." - Brad Goreski

"I am privileged to have played basketball." - Michael Jordan

"I think it's better to have ideas." - Chris Rock

"I dont have time to be depressed." - Pat Nixon

"I wish to have a muscular body." - Onew

"Hurry? I have no time to hurry." - Igor Stravinsky

"I have decided not to die." - Kathryn Stockett

"I have actually gotten to like fear ..." - Pearl White

"I have an amazing ability to forget." - Gene Mauch

"I didn't have anything to apologize for." - Bernie Ebbers

"What have I to forgive and whom?" - Sri Aurobindo

"I have always advised men to read" - Mother Jones

"I have no desire to prolong uncertainty." - Clifton Webb

"I have every reason to be happy." - Lara Dutta

"I have to rein myself in sometimes." - Rose Byrne

"I have other fish to fry." - Miguel De Cervantes



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