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Hole In One Quotes


"If you hit a hole in one every hole, you wouldn't play golf for very long." - Warren Buffett

"If you hit a hole in one every hole, you would' play golf for very long." - Warren Buffett

"Hole in One: an occurence in which a ball is hit directly from the tee into the hole in a single shot by a golfer playing alone." - Henry Beard

"I'm just happy I got a hole-in-one for the first time in my life." - Joe Sakic

"Caught one a live by poreing a great quantity of Water in his hole." - Meriwether Lewis

"If you want to dig a big hole, you need to stay in one place." - Seth Godin

"Looks to me, Vince, like you hit a hole in one." - Triple H

"Man blames fate for other accidents but feels personally responsible for a hole in one." - Martha Beckman

"It was a hole in one contest and I had a three." - Abe Lemons

"It is true I'd rather get a hole in one than win an Academy Award." - Malcolm Mcdowell

"A friend of mine, a dedicated golfer, shot a hole in one playing by himself. Disaster." - William Glasser

"A hole in one is amazing when you think of the different universes this white mass of molecules has to pass through on its way to the hole." - Mac O'Grady

"Graduation is a big deal-bigger than getting a hole-in-one while golfing. People might think you're lying about the hole-in-one, but when you graduate, you get a diploma." - Anderson Cooper

"You do angry. I just saw it. And you left at least one hole in my carpet to prove it." - Deborah Harkness

"All my life, I've been trying to make a hole-in-one. The closest I've come is a bogey." - Lou Holtz

"In this hole lives the wicked king." - David Berkowitz

"Hair growing out every hole in me." - Frank Zappa

"If you're in a hole, stop digging." - Denis Healey

"If you're in a hole, stop digging." - Denis Healey

"Here is truly a hole in Heaven." - William Herschel

"When you're in a hole, stop digging." - Denis Healey

"Love is a hole in the heart." - Ben Hecht

"There is so much in this world to be skeptical about if you want to be a skeptical a**hole. I'm kind of a skeptical a**hole. But not about vaccines, that's just not one of them." - Greg Graffin

"The "hole in the moral ozone" is really what's behind the hole in the ozone." - Leonard Sweet

"In the Navy, there is no wrong hole. In the Marines, there is always a hole." - George Carlin

"You cannot dig a hole in a different place by digging the same hole deeper" - Edward De Bono

"So I went way too in depth? I thought they wanted the hole by hole." - Trent Dilfer

"You can only play one hole at a time." - Tom Kite

"A mouse relies not solely on one hole." - Plautus

"A mouse does not rely on just one hole." - Plautus

"A mouse never entrusts his life to only one hole." - Plautus

"The mouse that hath but one hole is quickly taken." - George Herbert

"The hole on the face of an acoustic guitar is called the sound hole. The one of the face of its player is called the sincerity hole." - Dana Gould

"This hole in my heart is in the shape of you. No one else can fit it. Why would I want them to?" - Jeanette Winterson

"Rain puts a hole in stone because of its constancy, not its force. Just keep knocking on doors until the right one opens" - Joseph Gerber

"Morfran thrust his axe straight up. He pretty much seemed to have one sign for everything: poke a hole in the sky." - Ilona Andrews

"I played golf... I did not get a hole in one, but I did hit a guy. That's way more satisfying..." - Mitch Hedberg

"You might be a redneck if you need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos." - Jeff Foxworthy

"You can always spot the employee playing golf with his boss. He's the fellow who makes a hole in one and says, "oops!"" - Bob Monkhouse

"I used to play golf with a guy who cheated so badly that he once had a hole in one and wrote down zero on the scorecard." - Bob Bruce

"In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit." - J R R Tolkien

"Wondrous hole! Magical hole! Dazzlingly influential hole! Noble and effulgent hole! From this hole everything follows logically: first the baby, then the placenta, then, for years and years and years until death, a way of life. It is all logic, and she who lives by the hole will live also by its logic. It is, appropriately, logic with a hole in it." - Cynthia Ozick

"That's great. They should put the hole in the fairway." - Colin Montgomerie

"Dumb as a drum vith a hole in it, sir." - Charles Dickens

"Nothing ever grows in this rotting old hole." - Meat Loaf

"Anyhow, the hole in the donut is at least digestible." - H L Mencken

"When you are in a hole, stop digging!" - Bill Mckibben

"Man with hole in pocket, feel cocky all day." - Confucius

"Love is just a hole in the wall." - Rod Stewart

"anymore time in that black hole and ill go insane." - Gena Showalter

"If you're in a hole, don't dig, they say." - John Le Carre

"If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging." - Will Rogers

"Anyhow, the hole in the doughnut is at least digestible." - H L Mencken

"Anita Bryant like Anita hole in the head." - Anonymous

"Hole in the sky I'm coming I'm coming with you." - Juliana Hatfield

"Science could not fill the hole in my soul." - Terry H. Anderson

"When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging." - Will Rogers

"Ports are the gaping hole in America's homeland security." - Dianne Feinstein

"I know the hole he went in at, but I can't tell you what hole he will come out of." - Abraham Lincoln

"You didn't plan to write a story; it just happened. Well, it could be argued that the next thing you should do is find a hole to dig. Right? So you start digging a hole and then somebody brings a body along and puts it in. That's what a story must feel like to me. It's not that you say, "I want to write a story about a gravedigger." But you're walking along and "I don't know what I'm doing here in this story,' and - boop! a shovel. "Oh, interesting. Ok, what does one do with a shovel? Digs a hole. Why? I don't know yet. Dig the hole! Oh, look a body."" - George Saunders

"When youre in a fighter jet and theres a dark layer of clouds with just one blue hole with the sun going through it, you shoot for that hole. You go vertical into the light, and suddenly, instead of gray and dark, its light and blue. You are totally connected with the elements. You are in another world." - Yves Rossy

"Just like there's a hole in the ozone layer, there's a hole in the musical ecological layer [wrt lack of successful "conscious" music]... 'Traditional' music was brand new at one time... When you hear R&B today, do you believe it?" - Vernon Reid

"When you're in a fighter jet and there's a dark layer of clouds with just one blue hole with the sun going through it, you shoot for that hole. You go vertical into the light, and suddenly, instead of gray and dark, it's light and blue. You are totally connected with the elements. You are in another world." - Yves Rossy

"You people are out of your minds. Clemsons Walker Course is not only one of the nicest courses in the Southeast, its one of the nicest collegiate courses in the country. The Tiger Paw 17th hole is amazing!" - Mark Richards

"One has to take several different shots of a subject, from different points of view and in different situations, as if one examined it in the round rather than looked through the same key-hole again and again." - Alexander Rodchenko

"You can even get used to having a hole in your life where someone used to live. A hole where you thought they'd live for always, except that one day they just step sideways, without looking back or saying good-bye, and vanish forever." - Sally Nicholls

"When a putter is waiting his turn to hole out a putt of one or two feet in length, on which the match hangs at the last hole, it is of vital importance that he think of nothing. At this supreme moment he ought to fill his mind with vacancy. He must not even allow himself the consolation of religion." - Charles Walter Simpson

"There's one hole in every revolution, large or small. And it's one word long- PEOPLE. No matter how big the idea they all stand under, people are small and weak and cheap and frightened. It's people that kill every revolution." - Warren Ellis

"A human being in this aged nation of ours is a very wonderful hole, the slow creation of long interchanging influences; and charm is a result of two such wholes, the one loving and the one loved." - George Eliot

"You are going to end up as one of those sad old men who poke around in rubbish bins." "I'm going to end up in a hole in the ground... And so are you. So are we all." - J M Coetzee

"You are going to end up as one of those sad old men who poke around in rubbish bins." "I'm going to end up in a hole in the ground... And so are you. So are we all." - J M Coetzee

"While one who sings with his tongue on fire Gargles in the rat race choir Bent out of shape from society's pliers Cares not to come up any higher But rather get you down in the hole That he's in" - Bob Dylan

"But what's true about comedians is that we've all got a huge hole in our personality. In a room of 3,000 people, we're the one person facing in the opposite direction - yet we have this overwhelming desire to be liked." - Jimmy Carr

"One of the big mysteries about the black hole at the center of the galaxy is, 'Why don't we see emission from matter falling onto the black hole, or, rather, the black hole eating up its surroundings?'" - Andrea M Ghez

"There was one planet off in the seventh dimension that got used as a ball in a game of intergalactic bar billiards. Got potted straight into a black hole." - Douglas Adams

"You watch yourself. One day you're going to pick a hole in the sky and the universe is gonna fall right through. Then we'll all be in a fix" - Kami Garcia

"I'm a real gangster rapper and I'm a rapper. I just think my music takes different directions. I don't think you can pigeon hole me in one genre. I'm probably the most versatile in the game, period." - Freddie Gibbs

"We have one of the highest interest rates in the world, and we owe more money per capita than any other country. All we need is a nail hole in the bottom of the boat and we're sunk." - Pauline Hanson

"Life, in my estimation, is a biological misadventure that we terminate on the shoulders of six strange men whose only objective is to make a hole in one with you." - Fred Allen

"On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he's now my golf bag." - Bob Hope

"I look back one more time. It's like a crater, a hole where something happened." - Emma Donoghue

"You can't dig a different hole by digging the same one deeper." - Edward De Bono

"The ideal hole (course) is surely one that affords the greatest pleasure to the greatest number." - Alister MacKenzie

"Wherever something is "pinned down" there's a little hole - at least one - more likely many." - Laura Mullen

"Hidden yourself in a hole and dared to burden no one with your grievous friendship? I will have friends, Katsa. I will have a life, even though I carry this burden." - Kristin Cashore

"Jeremy, there are many things I would do to help you, but digging a hole in the wintry earth with my bare hands so that you can bury the corpse of a dog you've killed is not one of them." - Mark Corrigan

"It's one thing to tell a front man to drop off and fill in the hole behind, but if they don't know why they are doing it, it is not an easy thing to teach. But Rooney's just got it." - John Toshack

"Golf's really fun in Japan because of the women caddies. ... I saw one guy start out playing alone with his caddie. By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome." - Bob Hope

"If I ever make a hole in one, A thrill that I've never known, I won't be believed and I'll have no fun, For I'm sure to be playing alone." - Richard Armour

"How did we get into this funny-looking body that has a hole at one end in which we regularly stuff dead plants and animals? It's bizarre that we got here, incarnated into this world with these bodies." - Jack Kornfield

"I remember there was this one lady shaman who said that having children puts a hole in your soul. And the only way to get it back is for your children to die. And, you know, monks don't have families." - Larkin Grimm

"One of the many things I want to do is dig us out of that hole so that guys, in particular, can go: "Oh, yeah. Those people are really funny. I've seen that person. It's a woman. They are funny."" - Paul Feig

"If you look at the studies coming out of the Congressional Budget Office, the number one thing that's going to blow a hole in the deficit as we go forward 20, 30 years is government spending on healthcare." - Christina Romer

"I've always felt like Alice in Wonderland when it comes to fashion. I keep falling further down the rabbit hole until I'm dizzy with options. It's overwhelming, so I have one rule: I wear whatever excites me." - Carly Rae Jepsen

"The answer to this riddle has a hole in the middle, And some have been known to fall in it. In tennis it's nothing, but it can be received, And sometimes a person may win it. Though not seen or heard it may be perceived, Like princes or bees it's in clover. The answer to this riddle has a hole in the middle, And without it one cannot start over." - Trenton Lee Stewart

"We found ourselves in a hole that I didn't dig, but I have dug, dug and dug to try to get out of that hole." - Harry Reid

"One of the reasons I think people are increasingly nervous about U.S. debt is because they think that we are not actually digging ourselves out of the hole, but instead are digging ourselves into a deeper and deeper hole and will not be able to pay it back because we're not actually creating the new technologies that will enable us to pay back and the money somehow is not really being invested in the future or in progress." - Peter Thiel

"Thirty spokes are joined in the wheel's hub. The hole in the middle makes it useful." - Laozi

"Imagine the clouds dripping Dig a hole in your garden to put them in" - Yoko Ono

"Jump in a hole without looking, and there'll be a snake in it every time." - Robert Jordan

"Not die here in a rage, like a poisoned rate in a hole." - Jonathan Swift

"Leave the oil in the soil, leave the coal in the hole" - Nnimmo Bassey

"Not die here in a rage, like a poisoned rat in a hole." - Jonathan Swift

"To Chloe's breast young Cupid slily stole, But he crept in at Myra's pocket-hole." - William Blake

"There's a hole in the moral ozone and it's getting bigger." - Michael Josephson

"G is for Green, that's constructed to roll in every direction away from the hole." - Richard Armour

"His ignorance covers the world like a blanket, and there's scarcely a hole in it anywhere." - Mark Twain

"Why don't you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?" - Groucho Marx

"I need this parade like I need a hole in the head." - John F Kennedy

"You didn't tell a lie, you just left a big hole in the truth." - Helen Thomas

"Popcorn-can cover / screwed to the wall / over a hole / so the cold / can't mouse in." - Lorine Niedecker

"Take heed of winde that comes in at a hole, and a reconciled Enemy." - George Herbert

"Most sportswriters don't know their ass from a hole in the ground." - Charles Barkley

"Don't look at the hole in the doughnut. Look at the whole doughnut." - Branch Rickey

"When love ends, the beloved is no longer standing on a pedestal, but in a hole." - Mason Cooley

"When you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging." - Tammara Webber

"It's an apathy so absolute that it's like a hole you might fall in." - Lionel Shriver

"A girl's not a watermelon you plug a hole in to see if it's sweet." - Jeffrey Eugenides

"A mine is a hole in the ground with a liar on top." - Mark Twain

"80 percent of the balls that don't reach the hole, don't go in." - Yogi Berra

"When you are in a hole, the top priority is to stop digging." - William Easterly

"Envy lurks at the bottom of the human heart like a viper in its hole." - Honore De Balzac

"If you're digging a hole in the wrong place, making it deeper doesn't help anything." - Seymour Chwast

"They build machines they can't control, and bury the waste in a great big hole." - Sting

"There is a God-shaped hole in the life of every man ..." - Blaise Pascal

"You don't know your ass from a hole in the ground, you know that?" - Barry Webster

"If you're already in a hole, it's no use to continue digging." - Roy W. Walters

"To Chloe's breast young Cupid slily stole, But he crept in at Myra's pocket-hole." - William Blake

"We don't know our ass from a hole in the ground." - Randy Newman

"No man likes to be smoked out of his hole in February." - Edward Abbey

"My books always make the best-seller lists in Wolf Hole, Arizona, and Hanksville, Utah." - Edward Abbey

"A baby fills a hole in your heart that you didn't know was there." - Trista Sutter

"A hole in the ice is dangerous only to those who go skating." - Rex Stout

"A hole is nothing at all, but you can break your neck in it." - Austin O'Malley

"Anyone who doesn't love animals has a serious hole in the heart." - Laurence Overmire

"But then I have always been somewhat of a square peg in a round hole." - Cressida Cowell

"You should always go where there is a 'you-shaped' hole in the world." - Lena Dunham

"99% of the putts that are short don't go in the hole" - Lee Trevino

"There's always a hole in theories somewhere if you look close enough." - Mark Twain

"I need a focus group like I need a hole in my head." - Suzy Becker

"Governance can dig itself into a huge hole and not even know it's in there." - Wole Soyinka

"A hole is nothing at all, but you can still break your neck in it." - Anonymous

"A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained glass window." - Raymond Chandler

"Just putting a tiny little ventilation hole in this oil tanker." - Peter Cook

"So whereabouts in my body might there be a black hole?" - Richard Dawkins

"All but blind In his chambered hole Gropes for worms The four-clawed Mole." - Walter De La Mare

"That secret was a hole in the middle of me that every happy thing fell into." - Jonathan Safran Foer

"I cut a hole in my heart and wrote with the blood." - James Anthony Froude

"All but blind In his chambered hole Gropes for worms The four-clawed Mole." - Walter De La Mare

"A circle is a round straight line with a hole in the middle." - Mark Twain



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