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"Ive made a career off of Halloween." - Cassandra Peterson

"In San Francisco, Halloween is redundant." - Will Durst

"Halloween with kids is top 5 holiday." - Christopher Michael Cillizza

"Halloween without kids is tremendously bad." - Christopher Michael Cillizza

"I don't really dress up for Halloween." - Katharine Mcphee

"I've made a career off of Halloween." - Cassandra Peterson

"Forget Halloween - Halloween to me is like every day. It's a lifestyle." - Tom Savini

"I don't do anything for Halloween. I carry Halloween inside of me." - Mike Mignola

"I'm not a real Halloween kind of guy, because Halloween is every day." - Al Jourgensen

"I want to be Michael Clifford for Halloween." - Luke Hemmings

"America needs ObamaCare like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask." - Jay Leno

"Every day is Halloween, isnt it? For some of us..." - Tim Burton

"A homemade affair that's just in time for Halloween." - Joshua Homme

"A lot of adults are very into Halloween." - Suzanne Smith

"I HATE HALLOWEEN. This makes me VERY unpopular." - Rachel Zucker

"Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative." - Judy Gold

"Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas." - Robert Englund

"Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on." - River Phoenix

"I only eat candy on Halloween. No lie." - Michael Trevino

"Halloween means that young girls dress up in highly sexualized outfits that would never be acceptable if it weren't Halloween." - Rachel Zucker

"Like at Halloween: I knew I'd arrived when I saw people dressing up on Halloween as my character." - Jane Badler

"Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. Not for any reason." - Simon Sinek

"I came from a Halloween-friendly home. My dad, Spencer, was a U.S. Marine captain. But when it came to Halloween, my dad had a soft spot. He would take his three sons and friends on escapades on Halloween night." - Bill Moseley

"I have a night off on Halloween. It's Halloween for me every night. Let everybody else be Ozzy for the night. People go out dressed as me." - Ozzy Osbourne

"And all Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween." - Rosecrans Baldwin

"This is Halloween, everybody make a scene Trick or treat till the neighbors gonna die of fright It's our town, everybody scream In this town of Halloween." - Danny Elfman

"I hate Halloween. I hate dressing up. I hate - I wear wigs, makeup, costumes every day. Halloween is like, my least favorite holiday." - Amy Poehler

"I am unusually Halloween-attentive, because, as it happens, I was born on Halloween, so for me it has always been an occasion of great moment." - Susan Orlean

"I picked out my Halloween costume. I'm going as 'Slutty Madeleine Albright.'" - Conan O'Brien

"Halloween is the day I wish I had boobs the most" - Michael Clifford

"Even the air feels different on Halloween, autumn-crisp and bright" - Erin Morgenstern

"Right. Because there's no bigger sign of commitment than a Halloween dance" - Richelle Mead

"I picked out my Halloween costume. I'm going as 'Slutty Madeleine Albright.'" - Conan O'Brien

"During my teen years, for Halloween, I went as a registered voter." - Martha Plimpton

"I used to dress up as a model for Halloween, like every year." - Chanel Iman

"Right. Because there's no bigger sign of commitment than a Halloween dance" - Richelle Mead

"For Halloween I'm gonna be emotionally stable. No one's gonna know it's me." - Andrea Gibson

"On Halloween, witches come true; Wild ghosts escape from dreams. Each monster dances in the park...." - Nick Gordon

"Shadows of a thousand years rise again unseen, Voices whisper in the trees, "Tonight is Halloween!"" - Dexter Kozen

"Nothing on Earth is so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night." - Steve Almond

"Halloween is huge in my house and we really get into the "spirits" of things." - Dee Snider

"You'll see everything from gold teeth to hood ornaments. It's almost like Halloween during August." - David Carson

"It was sort of fun tonight, it was a little exciting on Halloween." - Hines Ward

"It's not worth it. We're going all the way to Halloween. You can get him then." - Marcus Giles

"Halloween will be a slam-dunk for merchants despite the weakening consumer spending trends." - Richard Hastings

"Rudy has always been a scary character, so there's a place for him on Halloween." - Ron Kuby

"I'll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween." - Charles S. Swartz

"Believers of Jesus be denouncing Satan on every level, But every Halloween they're dressin' like devils." - KRS-One

"I love Halloween and dressing up. I usually have at least three costumes." - Audrina Patridge

"Halloween festivities included an epic scavenger hunt & lots of Looney Tunes." - Dianna Agron

"Last Halloween I ran out of candy and I had to give the kids nicotine gum." - David Letterman

"Halloween is just a made up holiday, created by the razor blade industry." - Anthony Jeselnik

"Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night." - Steve Almond

"I'll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween." - Anonymous

"Halloween is huge in my house and we really get into the spirits of things." - Dee Snider

"Shadows of a thousand years rise again unseen, Voices whisper in the trees, Tonight is Halloween!" - Dexter Kozen

"They that are born on Halloween shall see more than other folk." - Anonymous

"On Halloween, witches come true; Wild ghosts escape from dreams. Each monster dances in the park...." - Nicholas Gordon

"Proof of our society's decline is that Halloween has become a broad daylight event for many." - Robert Kirby

"When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam, May luck be yours on Halloween." - Anonymous

"Two Polish men at Halloween with burned faces. What happened? They were bobbing for french fries." - Henny Youngman

"Halloween put me on the map, and I'm very sad to hear of his death." - John Carpenter

"Maybe we'll go trick-or-treating for Halloween, and I'll go as Pia Zadora." - Pia Zadora

"I love scary movies. I like blood and gore, and I love Halloween movies." - Carrie Underwood

"I was the ghost-faced killer for Halloween in the third or fourth grade." - Rory Culkin

"Halloween is my favorite holiday, and I always go all-out with my costumes." - Ginnifer Goodwin

"Studio 54 made Halloween in Hollywood look like a PTA meeting." - Lorna Luft

"I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it." - Katharine Mcphee

"Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name." - John Mackey

"The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work." - Donald Pleasence

"A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween." - Erma Bombeck

"On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me." - Rodney Dangerfield

"My family was very Halloween-friendly, for all of the religion and whatever was going on." - Bill Moseley

"What we think of as Halloween is really the product of media barons, city mayors, and candy-makers. You know, before the 1920s, Halloween was really a terrible, terrible night." - Chuck Palahniuk

"Halloween has always been fascinating to me from a very young age. I think any actor would be fascinated by Halloween because it's one of the only holidays that advocates dressing up in makeup and costumes and transforming oneself." - Nicolas Cage

"I do think the story in Halloween 5 is a bit stupid, and there's a lot more blood. They're obviously going to take the Halloween series in a different direction." - Donald Pleasence

"Halloween is fun, but it wasnt always my favorite holiday. I think Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday." - Tobin Bell

"I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?" - Drew Carey

"If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween." - Doug Coupland

"Halloween revolves around delicious candy, excessive alcohol, and horny women dressed as sluts. This also describes my vision of Heaven." - Tucker Max

"I'm in the collard green 6 cornbread in the guts Got the Halloween kicks trick or treat in the clutch" - Nicki Minaj

"[Comedian Jerry Seinfeld was nominated for a Grammy for his spoken-word children's album] Halloween... Don't Give Up on Me." - Jamie Lee Curtis

"Now, I have a Halloween mask I think you might get a kick out of. That's scary." - Jay Leno

"At Halloween a lot of young people were wearing Bush masks mocked up as an incarnation of the Devil." - Jon Snow

"The last few weeks we had been playing poorly, but hopefully we can ride this all the way through Halloween." - Marcus Giles

"Halloween this year falls on a Friday. That should be helpful for retailers because the party carries into the weekend." - Richard Hastings

"With Halloween on a Monday this year, that gives people a chance to have parties on Friday, Saturday or Sunday." - Suzanne Smith

"This year Halloween fell on a weekend Me and Geto Boys are trick-or-treatin' Robbin' little kids for bags..." - Bushwick Bill

"I'm not a witch, I just like Halloween, and I thought that blondes look skinnier in black." - Stevie Nicks

"Technically my dog's naked most of the time. Except halloween, when I dress him up as Liza Minelli." - Craig Ferguson

"Halloween Costume I Hate: kids dressed as their parent's poltical beliefs. Oooh! Aren't you a scary health care reform bill!" - Dana Gould

"Do transvestites have to dress up for Halloween or do they pretty much qualify from the get-go?" - Dana Gould

"Halloween is the only day I can dress up like a hot Latina woman with a beer belly." - Felipe Esparza

"Candy corn. For Halloween that is my favorite candy, but it doesn't come around that often and I like that." - Daniel Jacobs

"I used to compete with my brother to see who could get the most Halloween candy, I remember doing that." - Jermell Charlo

"I don't remember ever dressing up for Halloween but I must have. I do not like dressing up at all." - Rachel Zucker

"When witches go riding, and black cats are seen, the moon laughs and whispers, ?tis near Halloween." - Anonymous

"Pop culture is more and more about skulls and skeletons and zombies and vampires, and that's not just on Halloween." - Michael Almereyda

"Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for halloween everyday." - Gwen Stefani

"October proved a riot a riot to the senses and climaxed those giddy last weeks before Halloween." - Keith Donohue

"I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up." - Alexa Vega

"Halloween is fun, but it wasn't always my favorite holiday. I think Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday." - Tobin Bell

"I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?'" - Drew Carey

"If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween." - Douglas Coupland

"We used to go around tipping outhouses over, or turning over corn shocks on Halloween. Anything to be mean." - Loretta Lynn

"The same thing could have happened on Halloween if somebody in the neighborhood had jumped out and scared him." - Walt Disney

"But I love Halloween, and I love that feeling: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner." - Evan Peters

"I've never seen 'Texas Chainsaw Massacre', I've never seen 'Halloween', I've never seen any of the 'Friday the 13ths.'" - Lin Shaye

"Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular." - Amity Shlaes

"Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween every day." - Gwen Stefani

"I love Halloween! I love it so much that I used to work at a haunted house every year." - Daniella Monet

"There haven't been organized protests, but I have heard of protests where people have wanted to celebrate Halloween." - Lisa Morton

"I saw 'Paranormal Activity' on Halloween with all my friends. It scared me, but it was so much fun." - Nicola Peltz

"The biggest surprise was a picture my mom sent me, just about the time that we were about to wrap up the book, of me as a 5-year-old dressed in my first Halloween costume that she made for me. I said, "What's this? I never saw this photo." And she said, "We made you this black-and-orange Halloween costume out of crepe paper" - we were too poor to have fabric back then - "and you wanted to go as the Queen Of Halloween." And I was like, "What?" And she said, "Yeah, the Princess Of Halloween, the Queen Of Halloween, something like that." - Cassandra Peterson

"New Rule: If an Evangelical tries to use Halloween to pimp Jesus to kids, they get to egg his house. On Halloween, the president of the American Family Association urged his flock to hand out a Christian-based comic book instead of candy. Excuse me, Halloween isn't a time to push your beliefs. You don't see me handing out pot to kids...Okay, well not the little kids." - Bill Maher

"It's Halloween! It's Halloween! The moon is full and bright And we shall see what can't be seen On any other night. Skeletons and ghosts and ghouls, Grinning goblins fighting duels Werewolves rising from their tombs, Witches on their magic brooms In masks and gown we haunt the street And knock on doors for trick or treat Tonight we are the king and queen, For oh tonight it's Halloween!" - Jack Prelutsky

"The perfect weather of Indian Summer lengthened and lingered, warm sunny days were followed by brisk nights with Halloween a presentiment in the air." - Wallace Stegner

"Halloween is a day when we all get to fool people into thinking we're someone else. Or as Mitt Romney calls it, campaigning." - Bill Maher

"In masks and gown we haunt the street And knock on doors for trick or treat Tonight we are the king and queen, For oh tonight it's Halloween!" - Jack Prelutsky

"In some ways, Halloween is much easier for women. They can just dress as sluts, and it's kind of a costume, if they never do any other time." - Chuck Klosterman

"[When told at a Halloween party that people were ducking for apples:] There, but for a typographical error, is the story of my life." - Dorothy Parker

"Do' play that game with me, Acheron. Tell me what I need to know! (Xypher) Nice tone. We should rent you out to record Halloween albums. (Acheron)" - Sherrilyn Kenyon

"Conservatives understand Halloween, liberals only understand Christmas. If you want to control a population, don't give it social services, give it a scary adversary." - Tom Robbins

"Don't play that game with me, Acheron. Tell me what I need to know! (Xypher) Nice tone. We should rent you out to record Halloween albums. (Acheron)" - Sherrilyn Kenyon

"Halloween wraps fear in innocence, as though it were a lightly sour sweet. Let terror, then, be turned into a treat..." - Nick Gordon

"For me, writing something in the spirit of Halloween is like Mother Teresa writing on charity and sacrifice. It's just second nature to me." - Danny Elfman

"According to USA Today, 74 percent of Americans plan to hand out candy this Halloween. Although President Obama thinks it should be just the top 1 percent." - Jay Leno

"It's strictly coincidental that Pluto of course was named for the god of the underworld and we're describing these Halloween moons" - Alan Stern

"We've never done a coordinated music effort. Everything else we've done has been around a holiday - Halloween, Mardi Gras, half way to Mardi Gras, St. Patrick's Day." - Craig Johnson

"I haven't put on a baseball uniform since about age 12. It's like I'm wearing a Halloween costume. I'm pretending to be a ballplayer." - Ken Fox

"I told Pat I want to be him for Halloween. I almost got hit and I told Pat I should stop teasing him." - Tie Domi

"I think a lot more people are getting into Halloween because it's the one time of year where adults can be kids." - Craig McDonald

"A new survey says one in three adults will be dressing up for Halloween. As for me, I'm not going to do anything. I'm going as Congress." - Craig Ferguson

"Being born on Halloween, there's always a party. It's a convenient birthday because you don't really have to organize a party." - Eddie Kaye Thomas

"I have nothing to hide, I enjoy being myself. I'm not going to change who I am just because it's Halloween." - Barack Obama

"I didn't have to wear a mask on Halloween to scare people, so I didn't need one to cover my face on the field!" - Tommy McDonald

"I've seen lots of Halloween people dressed up like me and they'll send me pictures. And I found that very rewarding to know that I've reached anyone." - Bray Wyatt

"Halloween: the day each year when strangers give you even more specific reasons to dislike them based on what they are wearing." - Demetri Martin

"In the midst of all the candy and commercialism, let's not lose sight of the true meaning of Halloween: tree worship and animal sacrifice." - Dana Gould

"No matter what time of year it's always funny when a person walks by me dressed in religious garb and I say Happy Halloween!" - Gary Gulman

"On the Night of the Halloween, I have never seen any evil apparition or fearsome ghost, but politicians on TV! They are the real goblins and specters!" - Mehmet Murat Ildan

"In Cuba they don't celebrate Halloween but my favorite moments have been trick-or-treating with my kids here in the U.S.: they really enjoy it." - Erislandy Lara

"Coming over from England, I was awe-struck by what Americans do at Halloween. I find it magnificent. In England, you get the occasional fancy dress party." - Neil Gaiman

"There's going to be a Halloween costume [of lavash from Sausage Party]. The whole thing is just so ridiculous. It's nice. It's silly, and it's surreal." - David Krumholtz

"Everyday has to be different for me. Even if people are like, "You dressed up like a character today, it's not Halloween."" - Iman Shumpert

"Halloween wraps fear in innocence, As though it were a slightly sour sweet. Let terror, then, be turned into a treat..." - Nicholas Gordon

"If you are an adult, and you are planning to dress up on Halloween...don't. I will find you. I will hurt you." - Lewis Black

"Remember when we used to worry about some weirdo having a razor blade inside an apple on Halloween? Not anymore. Like a kid today would eat an apple." - Jay Leno

"As a kid, there are some things you looked forward to. You looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football." - Nick Ferguson

"I would love if gay men responded to me. All I want is for many gay men to dress up as me for Halloween." - Mindy Kaling



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