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Halloween Candy Quotes


"I only eat candy on Halloween. No lie." - Michael Trevino

"And all Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween." - Rosecrans Baldwin

"Candy corn. For Halloween that is my favorite candy, but it doesn't come around that often and I like that." - Daniel Jacobs

"Last Halloween I ran out of candy and I had to give the kids nicotine gum." - David Letterman

"I love candy!" - Rachel Bilson

"The great thing about candy is that it can't be spoiled by the adult world. Candy is innocent. And all Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween." - Rosecrans Baldwin

"Halloween revolves around delicious candy, excessive alcohol, and horny women dressed as sluts. This also describes my vision of Heaven." - Tucker Max

"I used to compete with my brother to see who could get the most Halloween candy, I remember doing that." - Jermell Charlo

"Candy Crowley's hair is PERFECT!!" - Andy Cohen

"Never take candy from strangers." - Rita Rudner

"Ive made a career off of Halloween." - Cassandra Peterson

"In San Francisco, Halloween is redundant." - Will Durst

"Halloween with kids is top 5 holiday." - Christopher Michael Cillizza

"Halloween without kids is tremendously bad." - Christopher Michael Cillizza

"I've made a career off of Halloween." - Cassandra Peterson

"What we think of as Halloween is really the product of media barons, city mayors, and candy-makers. You know, before the 1920s, Halloween was really a terrible, terrible night." - Chuck Palahniuk

"According to USA Today, 74 percent of Americans plan to hand out candy this Halloween. Although President Obama thinks it should be just the top 1 percent." - Jay Leno

"In the midst of all the candy and commercialism, let's not lose sight of the true meaning of Halloween: tree worship and animal sacrifice." - Dana Gould

"This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him." - Conan Obrien

"This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him." - Conan O'Brien

"I don't do anything for Halloween. I carry Halloween inside of me." - Mike Mignola

"We had nine pails of candy for Halloween, now we are down to one. They go for a lot of the candy mixes. I think that they buy them for themselves sometimes." - Brenda V. Smith

"I do not like candy. I do not like knocking on strangers' doors. I do not like having to deal with the candy disaster that is Halloween. I resent it." - Rachel Zucker

"My favorite Halloween candy is the candy corn. It comes in four colors: white, yellow, orange, brown. Those are also the stages of your teeth rotting after you eat it." - Jay Leno

"The worst thing about Halloween is, of course, candy corn. It's unbelievable to me. Candy corn is the only candy in the history of America that's never been advertised. And there's a reason. All of the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911. And so, since nobody eats that stuff, every year there's a ton of it left over." - Lewis Black

"He wove those three threads into a talk ranging from annually spending a week at Halloween as a child collecting candy to giving candy to hundreds of children at Halloween as an adult; from childhood assistance he received from adults, particularly after his parents divorced, to saying I challenge you to be a caring adult in someone's life ... Great times call forth great leaders." - Thomas Jefferson

"Candy Is Dandy But liquor Is quicker." - Ogden Nash

"Licorice is the liver of candy." - Michael O'Donoghue

"And I provide much- needed eye candy." - Veronica Roth

"Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker." - Ogden Nash

"Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker." - Ogden Nash

"I love any kind of candy." - Kris Allen

"Candy is my fuel. Ice cream, too." - Jane Smiley

"I can't be the candy queen forever." - Katy Perry

"I'm not really a big candy eater." - Brittany Murphy

"So the first time you hear the concept of Halloween when you're a kid your brain can't even process the information. You're like: "What is this? What did you say?" "What did you say about giving out candy? Who's giving out candy?" "Everyone that we know is just giving out candy!"" - Jerry Seinfeld

"A lot of my fans know that I love candy. I eat candy all day." - Tyga

"Every day is Halloween, isnt it? For some of us..." - Tim Burton

"Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative." - Judy Gold

"Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas." - Robert Englund

"Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on." - River Phoenix

"Like at Halloween: I knew I'd arrived when I saw people dressing up on Halloween as my character." - Jane Badler

"In recent years, there have been reports of people with twisted minds putting razor blades and poison in taffy apples and Halloween candy. It is no longer safe to let your child eat treats that come from strangers." - Ann Landers

"I feel very vulnerable at Halloween. I feel that people who might come to the door might not have candy intentions. I'm a little lady and I can be overcome." - Zelda Rubinstein

"Last Halloween a kid tried to rip my face off. He thought it was a mask. Now it's different when I open the door the kids hand me candy." - Rodney Dangerfield

"In our town, Halloween was terrifying and thrilling, and there was a whiff of homicide. We'd travel by foot in the dark for miles, collecting candy, watching out for adults who seemed too eager to give us treats." - Rosecrans Baldwin

"I don't celebrate Halloween because of what it means. Because it is a Satanic holiday, it is a pagan holiday, and while people are going around getting free candy, people are falling victims to human sacrifices and things like that. That's the reality of what's going on on Halloween." - Christine O'Donnell

"Halloween is tomorrow. A group of wine experts has actually come up with a list of the best wines to pair with Halloween candy. They say, "White wine goes great with Skittles, red wine goes great with Twix, and ... we're alcoholics, aren't we?" - Jimmy Fallon

"New Rule: If an Evangelical tries to use Halloween to pimp Jesus to kids, they get to egg his house. On Halloween, the president of the American Family Association urged his flock to hand out a Christian-based comic book instead of candy. Excuse me, Halloween isn't a time to push your beliefs. You don't see me handing out pot to kids...Okay, well not the little kids." - Bill Maher

"I wasn't allowed to have sugar as a kid. We didn't have candy or soda, or anything, so Easter and Halloween were my favorite times 'cause I could eat as much candy as I wanted. So, we would do the baskets, and my sister and I would go crazy." - Kaley Cuoco

"On Halloween, don't you know back when you were little, your mom tells you don't eat any candy until she checks it? I used to be so tempted to eat my candy on the way to other people's houses. That used to be such a tease." - Derrick Rose

"A lollipop is a cross between hard candy and garbage." - Mitch Hedberg

"Really sucked the red off of all my candy." - Faith Hunter

"The intelligent desire self-control; children want candy." - Rumi

"The next morning dawned bright and sweet, like ribbon candy." - Sarah Addison Allen

"But he's Rachel Candy!" -Both Jenks and Al" - Kim Harrison

"Advertising shouldn't be like medicine. It should be like candy." - Jeff Goodby

"Consider me your candy stripper... I mean striper." - Simone Elkeles

"JUST LIKE CANDY is a delicious, decadent treat." - Cheyenne McCray

"Love a man who'll bleed to make a point. (Candy)" - Richard Kadrey

"... man is eating the earth up like a candy bar." - Anne Sexton

"The Candy Man by Margaret Talbot in The New Yorker" - Roald Dahl

"the moon rattles like a fragment of angry candy" - E E Cummings

"I painted billboards above every candy store in Brooklyn." - James Rosenquist

"I was never into candy and games and clowns." - Harry Shearer

"I have to have the cotton candy shipped in." - Meg White

"I'm not an eye-candy kind of girl." - Olivia Thirlby

"It's clear, it's fresh, like a mint candy." - Margaret Atwood

"The only thing that can break a piece of Valentine candy is another piece of Valentine candy." - Milton Berle

"Love is candy from a stranger, but it's candy you've had before and it probably won't kill you." - Daniel Handler

"Anyone who uses the phrase 'easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried taking candy from a baby." - Anonymous

"There used to be a candy called 'Bonkers,' which I believe to be the greatest candy of all time." - Ryan Gosling

"I feel that my ear candy is a little different from the ear candy most people are receiving right now." - Bubba Sparxxx

"Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. Not for any reason." - Simon Sinek

"I hate Halloween. I hate dressing up. I hate - I wear wigs, makeup, costumes every day. Halloween is like, my least favorite holiday." - Amy Poehler

"I am unusually Halloween-attentive, because, as it happens, I was born on Halloween, so for me it has always been an occasion of great moment." - Susan Orlean

"Even the air feels different on Halloween, autumn-crisp and bright" - Erin Morgenstern

"Right. Because there's no bigger sign of commitment than a Halloween dance" - Richelle Mead

"During my teen years, for Halloween, I went as a registered voter." - Martha Plimpton

"I used to dress up as a model for Halloween, like every year." - Chanel Iman

"For Halloween I'm gonna be emotionally stable. No one's gonna know it's me." - Andrea Gibson

"On Halloween, witches come true; Wild ghosts escape from dreams. Each monster dances in the park...." - Nick Gordon

"Nothing on Earth is so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night." - Steve Almond

"Halloween is huge in my house and we really get into the "spirits" of things." - Dee Snider

"Halloween festivities included an epic scavenger hunt & lots of Looney Tunes." - Dianna Agron

"Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night." - Steve Almond

"Halloween put me on the map, and I'm very sad to hear of his death." - John Carpenter

"Maybe we'll go trick-or-treating for Halloween, and I'll go as Pia Zadora." - Pia Zadora

"I love scary movies. I like blood and gore, and I love Halloween movies." - Carrie Underwood

"The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work." - Donald Pleasence

"On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me." - Rodney Dangerfield

"I attributed their behavior to the fact that they didn't have a TV, but television didn't teach you everything. Asking for candy on Halloween was called trick-or-treating, but asking for candy on November first was called begging, and it made people uncomfortable. This was one of the things you were supposed to learn simply by being alive, and it angered me that the Tomkeys did not understand it." - David Sedaris

"I grew up in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio, in the early '90s, and hospitals and doctor's offices offered to x-ray candy. I was 7 or 8. The day after Halloween, my brother and I were sorting all of our candy, and my mom asked if she could have a piece of my gum. She put the gum in her mouth, bit down, and there was a shard of metal in it!" - Cory Michael Smith

"Making movies is eating candy. It's a very expensive candy, so you value when you can do it. So when you can do it twice at once, it's like, you know, a kid in a candy store!" - Phillip Noyce

"Halloween was confusing. All my life my parents said, "Never take candy from strangers." And then they dressed me up and said, "Go beg for it." I didn't know what to do! I'd knock on people's doors and go, "Trick or treat." "No thank you."" - Rita Rudner

"I have two rules when you come to my house on Halloween. Wear a costume - 'cause if you've manned your door at your own house, you know how many kids will roll up, 14 years old with no costume and an attitude. My other rule: don't grab. Let me assess you and then design a candy situation for you." - Greg Behrendt

"Those seemingly interminable dark walks between houses, long before street-lit safety became an issue, were more adrenalizing than the mountains of candy filling the sack. Sadly Halloween, with our good-natured attempts to protect the little ones, from the increasingly dangerous traffic and increasingly sick adults, has become an utter bore." - Lauren Springer

"He didn't give me flowers or candy. He gave me the moon and the stars. Infinity." - Jenny Han

"Years are like candy bars... We're paying more, but they're getting shorter." - Charles M Schulz

"I imagine the whole universe moving into hell because of licking God's candy." - Michael Bassey

"Wasn't growing catnip in one's yard the kitty equivalent of giving candy to children?" - Caroline Paul

"One can live without candy, but one cannot live without bullets." - Kim Jong Il

"There's something incredibly liberating about a holiday that encourages children to take candy from strangers" - Steve Almond

"These heels are candy for the feet; they"re for pleasure, not practicality." - Christian Louboutin

"The library is like a candy store where everything is free." - Jamie Ford

"Me and Mr. Brainwash in Toronto signing his mural at Hard Candy Fitness Opening! artforfreedom" - Madonna Ciccone

"Too much art was no art at all. Like candy instead of bread!" - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

"In my version of paradise, the air was always cold and the rivers ran with candy." - Amanda Lindhout

"My sister bought me a set at a candy store and taught me the moves." - Bobby Fischer

"I was just thinking how unfortunate it'd be to be a fat girl named Candy." - Zach Galifianakis

"I'm just like a giant candy cane, the ladies want to lick me all over." - Raven

"Shine it up real nice, turn it sideways, and stick it straight up your candy ass!" - Dwayne Johnson

"Literature is composed of quarter truths, and the quarters are often spent on penny candy." - William H Gass

"Truth-tellers are not always palatable. There is a preference for candy bars." - Gwendolyn Brooks

"We went from candy bars, to handle bars, to hangin' in bars, to being behind bars" - MF Grimm

"You make me feel like a candy apple, red and horny." - Paula Cole

"Mama gives you money for Sunday school, you trade yours for candy after church is through." - Stevie Wonder

"Yeah, well, if ifs and buts were candy and nuts, then we'd never go hungry. (Syn)" - Sherrilyn Kenyon

"Candy within reach and then I have to go on a diet." - Steig Larsson

"I ate fiberglass insulation. It wasn't cotton candy like the guy said... my tummy itches." - Steve Carell

"Change your mind about playing doctor?" "No, but I hear candy-striper uniforms are pretty cute." - Rachel Vincent

"These heels are candy for the feet; they're for pleasure, not practicality." - Christian Louboutin

"I ate fiberglass insulation. It was' cotton candy like the guy said... my tummy itches." - Steve Carell

"Me. I like to have fun. I'm like a kid in a candy story out there." - Lamar Odom

"My work is about making candy for the eyes. It's about grabbing your attention." - David Lachapelle

"I love chocolate. I love chocolate ice cream. I love chocolate candy. The darker the better." - Nancy Pelosi

"I don't want people to feel like they'd overdosed on too much candy." - Mat McNerney

"If your sweet tooth says candy - your wisdom tooth says Cerreta." - Advertising Slogans

"If I played in New York, they'd name a candy bar after me." - Reggie Jackson

"God bless mommy and daddy, and please can we have some candy." - James Clavell

"There's nothing as cozy as a piece of candy and a book." - Betty MacDonald

"We have not journeyed all this way because we are made of sugar candy." - Winston Churchill

"I always say that candy is the perfect studio food - it keeps your energy going." - Nick Cannon

"Why was so much evil pleasant, pretty on the outside, like poisoned candy?" - Laurell K Hamilton

"Well, I like chocolate stuff; I don't like any of that other gross sugary candy." - Cam Gigandet

"I love every type of candy. I love Skittles and Reeses. I love it all." - Colton Haynes

"I had a lot of fun working with John Candy. We had a pretty good rapport." - Harold Ramis

"Since my initials are J. U., people called me Ju. Or Jujube, like the candy." - Jenna Ushkowitz

"Candy is childhood, the best and bright moments you wish could have lasted forever." - Dylan Lauren

"There's no denying that candy is comfort food and it's affordable." - Dylan Lauren

"Red candy is my favorite - I like red string licorice, Swedish Fish, and red gum balls." - Dylan Lauren

"I love eating junk food. I'm a huge snacker, chips and candy." - Jeremy Lin

"Cotton candy is the most amazing form of caramelization ever invented by man." - Jose Andres Puerta

"No candy bars unless I've had a low blood sugar where I'm shaky." - Mary Tyler Moore

"I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world." - Katy Perry

"Parents shouldn't assume children are made out of sugar candy and will break and collapse instantly." - Maurice Sendak

"I really liked John Candy in 'Planes, Trains & Automobiles.' He was so good in that movie." - Bill Hader

"The water was glassy and calm, still candy-colored in the afterglow of sunset." - Stephen King

"I do think the story in Halloween 5 is a bit stupid, and there's a lot more blood. They're obviously going to take the Halloween series in a different direction." - Donald Pleasence

"Halloween is fun, but it wasnt always my favorite holiday. I think Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday." - Tobin Bell



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