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Hairy Chest Quotes


"People need BHAGs - big hairy audacious goals." - James C Collins

"I think a man is a man, and a man has a hairy chest, so let that be!" - Yvonne Strahovski

"Be prepared. *smacks chest*" - John Bytheway

"Summer comes over the hill like a hairy blanket." - Donna Jo Napoli

"I'm just a big, hairy, American winning machine!" - Will Ferrell

"I like a hairy chest, I think that's really sexy. I'm not naked a lot oddly enough but I usually wear sweats, its very unsexy." - Brooklyn Decker

"Conscience, man's moral medicine chest." - Mark Twain

"I must to the barber's, monsieur, for methinks I am marvellous hairy about the face." - William Shakespeare

"How does a guy look at another guy's hairy ass, and find love?" - Sam Kinison

"Man is descended from a hairy, tailed quadruped, probably arboreal in its habits." - Charles Darwin

"I have two Iceland horses, a very hairy dog called Looney, and a guinea pig." - Cornelia Funke

"I know I'm an acquired taste - I'm anchovies. And not everybody wants those hairy little things." - Tori Amos

"I smoke till I got chest pains" - Lil Wayne

"Your chest is different to your head." - Glenn Hoddle

"I shit on the chest of Fun." - Hunter S Thompson

"We shit on the chest of Weird." - Hunter S Thompson

"Libraries: The medicine chest of the soul." - Saying

"National League umpires wear inside chest protesters." - Jerry Coleman

"She brushed her eyelashes against his chest." - Jonathan Safran Foer

"I don't mind being called a hairy, humourless lesbian because that is what I aspire to be." - Bridget Christie

"She's so hairy - when she lifted up her arm I thought it was Tina Turner in her armpit." - Joan Rivers

"Civilization must be destroyed. The hairy saints of the North have earned this crumb by their complaints." - Wallace Stevens

"What I love most about Norway is you ladies. Back home I'm used to fat and hairy women journalists." - Diego Maradona

"Little and hairy. But if want to go with smart and stylish then hey, more power to them. Good luck." - Jon Stewart

"When you set a goal, it's a personal thing, and that goal should be very big, hairy and audacious." - Tony Bates

"When you go to a nice restaurant, you want to be relaxed and have a drink and everything, you want to look at people who look well. You don't want to look at some slob with an open shirt and a hairy chest. At least I don't." - Iris Apfel

"My chest bumps like a dryer with shoes in it." - David Foster Wallace

"You dance inside my chest, where no one sees you," - Rumi

"I was having chest pains. Photoshop made it glamorous." - Jennifer Lawrence

"Just tolerate my little fist tugging on your forest chest" - Fiona Apple

"Nothing like a little chest pain to restore your faith." - Ray Romano

"You can beat on your chest, hell, any monkey can." - Bruce Springsteen

"I loved sinking my head into Cary Grant's chest." - Jean Arthur

"Love opens my chest, and thought returns to its confines." - Rumi

"Keep compassion close to your chest at all times." - Sho Baraka

"Get your dirty stinking moron knees off my chest." - J D Salinger

"The way to a man's heart is through his chest." - Aaron Allston

"The home should be the treasure chest of living." - Le Corbusier

"My heart was beating out of my chest." - Swoosie Kurtz

"This is an exact replica of my chest." - Willie Aames

"The devil lies brooding in the miser's chest." - Thomas Fuller

"A concave chest means that your diaphragm is sagging." - Gene Tunney

"I've been getting plenty off my chest. Sometimes I get too much off my chest and I regret it." - Stephen Malkmus

"Got a young brown stallion and she 20 years old/When she pop it from the back you see that hairy asshole." - Pimp C

"Humans are just barely intelligent tool users; Darwinian evolutionary selection stopped when language and tool use converged, leaving the average hairy meme carrier sadly deficient in smarts." - Charles Stross

"Banquet: a plate of cold, hairy chicken and artificially coloured green peas completely surrounded by dreary speeches and appeals for donations." - Bennett Cerf

"What would he imagine next? Little hairy beasties tap-dancing on his sofa, or other fey creatures sneaking up on him in the shower?' (Syn)" - Sherrilyn Kenyon

"The Llama is a woolly sort of fleecy hairy goat, With an indolent expression and an undulating throat Like an unsuccessful literary man." - Hilaire Belloc

"I used to draw a lot. If my mother would ask me to do something else, I'd have a hairy conniption. I'd just go crazy." - Jim Carrey

"There is nothing in the world that I loathe more than group activity, that communal bath where the hairy and slippery mix in a multiplication of mediocrity." - Vladimir Nabokov

"The Llama is a woolly sort of fleecy hairy goat, with an indolent expression and an undulating throat; like an unsuccessful literary man." - Hilaire Belloc

"I'm not afraid to look like a big, hairy, smelly, foreign devil in Tokyo, though I do my best not to, I really do." - Anthony Bourdain

"I'm very hairy, and men in film and TV are no longer allowed to be hairy." - Nick Offerman

"Think chest/hips/ push, or CHP, when it's time for uphill running. Chest up, hips forward, push strongly off each foot." - Jeff Galloway

"How do you 'accidentally' kill a noble man in his own mansion?" "With a knife in the chest. Or, rather, a pair of knives in the chest..." - Brandon Sanderson

"Ever notice Hulk Hogan ain't got no hair on his chest? The only one who's got hair on their chest on their team is Cindy Lauper." - Roddy Piper

"I was slowly taking on the dimensions of a chest of drawers." - Maria Franziska von Trapp

"Stand-up is great because I can get everything off my chest." - Bill Maher

"I realized that I'm a child." William looked point-blank at her chest. "No." - Ilona Andrews

"The mate for beauty should be a man and not a money chest." - Edward Bulwer-Lytton, 1st Baron Lytton

"I just had to get this stress off my chest like breast reductions." - Immortal Technique

"What we're not for is negotiating with people with a bomb strapped to their chest." - Eric Bolling

"I can always use a good chest fly in my life" - Jillian Michaels

"Here is the treasure chest of the world - the public library, or a bookstore." - Benjamin Carson

"Yeah according to my- Hey, are you staring at my chest? -Rose to Adrian" - Richelle Mead

"For some people, being free means being free to keep their feet on someone else's chest." - Mike Royko

"Once you duct-tape a Ziploc bag to a man's chest, there's no going back." - Orson Scott Card

"I think of Grace and feel a sharp pain in my chest." - Lauren Oliver

"If you want to hit a man in the chest, aim for his groin." - Bat Masterson

"I love you. You are my heart beating outside of my chest." - J.R. Ward

"A book is a heart that only beats in the chest of another." - Rebecca Solnit

"Everyone's chest is a living room wall with awkwardly placed photographs hiding fist-shaped holes." - Andrea Gibson

"The way Magnus' breath had sounded, rattling in his chest, before he'd said his father's name." - Cassandra Clare

"Every man's credit is proportioned to the money which he has in his chest." - Juvenal

"The paper landed on the table, but the news was stapled to his chest. A tattoo." - Markus Zusak

"I'm also pretty impressive when I'm shoving the neck of a lute into someone's chest cavity." - Hank Green

"I got a pain in my chest, and I can't breathe" - George Lopez

"I pick things up in different cities, so my wardrobe is kind of a souvenir chest." - Hilary Hahn

"When I breathe, This sound in my chest Lonelier than the winter wind" - Takuboku Ishikawa

"You'll feel a tingling in your chest," says a surgeon. "It's nothing to worry about." - Neal Shusterman

"When the ocean surges, don't let me just hear it. Let it splash inside my chest!" - Rumi

"I grew up in an era where an orchestra was like a treasure chest" - James Levine

"Rolex, mo sex, good weed, no stress, run my town, arms, chest, lift weights, bowflex" - Wiz Khalifa

"The feelings trembled and flapped in his chest like a bird newly put in a cage." - Rumi

"You are the home I point to that lives in my chest." - Buddy Wakefield

"The just man may sin with an open chest of gold before him." - Proverbs

"It was an instant weight lifted off my chest - both literally and figuratively." - Ariel Winter

"Working in factories and things like that, it just puts a little hair on your chest." - Frank Fairfield

"And You dance inside my chest where no one sees You!" - Aaron Weiss

"There is a great deal of poetry and fine sentiment in a chest of tea." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

"Marilyn Monroe looks her best when she is sitting on the Superstar's chest." - Billy Graham (wrestler)

"Everyone's chest is a living room wall with awkwardly placed photographs hiding fist-shaped holes." - Andrea Gibson

"She, while her lover pants upon her breast, Can mark the figures on an Indian chest." - Alexander Pope

"Love is not a feeling in your chest; it is bending down to wash another's feet." - Andrew Peterson

"I am actively campaigning for 'chest hair' to become an Olympic sport." - Chris Carmack

"I didn't really care about sales figures. I just wanted to get things off my chest." - Tom Cochrane

"The 1920s brought not only the Charleston but the flat chest." - Robert Gottlieb

"The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest." - Roseanne Barr

"Rap is just somebody getting something off his chest. That's all it is." - Ice Cube

"I grew up in an era where an orchestra was like a treasure chest." - James Levine

"I have a tattoo of Joy Division on my chest, and I like One Direction." - Jamie Blackley

"A brave heart? It feels like a swollen and aching thing in my chest." - Lisa See

"DIAPHRAGM, n. A muscular partition separating disorders of the chest from disorders of the bowels." - Ambrose Bierce

"Ill husbandry braggeth To go with the best: Good husbandry baggeth Up gold in his chest." - Thomas Tusser

"He may have hair upon his chest but, sister, so has Lassie." - Cole Porter

"Daley may be sinking. The hot water has gone from his chest to his neck." - Don Rose

"You've got to have this burning desire in your chest to succeed." - Rod Stewart

"A book store is a treasure chest. Every time you walk in one, you strike gold." - Regina Brett

"Faith is the very first thing you should pack in a hope chest." - Sarah Ban Breathnach

"Fix your awareness gently on the center of your chest. Try to feel love." - Frederick Lenz

"It feels good to be winded, having trouble breathing, chest hurts [during a workout]... I'm alive." - Stuart Scott

"When someone falls asleep on your chest, but the one really falling is you." - Craig Stone

"I'm just a big, hairy, American winning machine!" - Will Ferrell

"Lucifer's hairy ball sack! You"ve become a morlock." - Jeaniene Frost

"Lucifer's hairy ball sack! You've become a morlock." - Jeaniene Frost

"'English fair play' is a fine expression. It justifies the bashing of the puny draper's assistant by the big hairy blacksmith, and this to the perfect satisfaction of both parties, if they are worthy the name of Englishman." - Joseph Furphy

"The Gauls derided the hairy and gigantic savages of the North; their rustic manners, dissonant joy, voracious appetite, and their horrid appearance, equally disgusting to the sight and to the smell." - Edward Gibbon

"I like that best as I am so hairy." - Ben Affleck

"Ave you 'eard o' the Widow at Windsor With a hairy old crown on 'er 'ead? She 'as ships on the foam - she 'as millions at 'ome, An' she pays us poor beggars in red." - Rudyard Kipling

"He's the hairy-handed gent who ran amuck in Kent Lately he's been overheard in Mayfair Better stay away from him He'll rip your lungs out, Jim I'd like to meet his tailor Werewolves of London." - Warren Zevon

"Ave you 'eard o' the Widow at Windsor With a hairy gold crown on 'er 'ead? She 'as ships on the foam-she 'as millions at 'ome, An' she pays us poor beggars in red." - Rudyard Kipling

"Comics who grew up surviving their childhood by being able to be the first one to make the joke about their weight or their hairy arms - like me - whatever they're insecure about, whatever they're apologizing for, that becomes their strength." - Sarah Silverman

"Really hairy backs on men turn me off. I'm not into the ape thing at all. Or beer bellies and flabby arms, either. Also, one random nose hair which is longer than the others... that's gross." - Nadine Velazquez

"John Boehner is the ultimate Beltway hack, a man whose unmatched and self-serving skill at political survival has made him, after two decades in Washington, the hairy blue mold on the American congressional sandwich." - Matt Taibbi

"I support any means to make real connections so long as that it does lead really quickly to real connections. It's the long-term online friendships and relationships that start to get a little hairy." - Nev Schulman

"I suppose that's the European way, dangerous and hairy." - Jason Statham

"I get people being frightened of me. One time I did this photo shoot where I had hairy armpits - I was really digging it, but they were like, 'We'll airbrush that out.'" - Bat For Lashes

"The heart chakra is located in the center of your chest. Hold your right or left hand out. Now say "Me" and, as you do so, touch your chest. You will automatically touch your heart chakra." - Frederick Lenz

"The whitewash'd wall, the nicely sanded floor, The varnish'd clock that click'd behind the door; The chest, contriv'd a double debt to pay,- A bed by night, a chest of drawers by day." - Oliver Goldsmith

"The whitewash'd wall, the nicely sanded floor, The varnish'd clock that click'd behind the door; The chest contriv'd a double debt to pay, A bed by night, a chest of drawers by day." - Oliver Goldsmith

"When I just want to be free, I'll wear the Banderas outfit and the mask and touch myself. On the chest. Only on the chest. I just want to feel the silky silks." - Rich Fulcher

"Hair on a man's chest is thought to denote strength. The gorilla is the most powerful of bipeds and has hair on every place on his body except for his chest." - Anton LaVey

"The whitewashed wall, the nicely sanded floor, The varnished clock that clicked behind the door; The chest contrived a double debt to pay, A bed by night, a chest of drawers by day." - Oliver Goldsmith

"Hair on a man's chest is thought to denote strength. The gorilla is the most powerful of bipeds and has hair on every place on his body except for his chest." - Anton Szandor LaVey

"If it is well with your belly, chest and feet - the wealth of kings can't give you more." - Horace

""S" on my chest cause I'm ready to save him Ready to get buck on anybody that plays him" - Nicki Minaj

"Get in front of the ball, you won't get hurt. That's what you've got a chest for, young man." - John Mcgraw

"Because viewing my naked chest has caused many women to seriously injure themselves stampeding to get to me." - Cassandra Clare

"My heart and my trust were in the process of collapsing. And that collapse created a vacuum in my chest." - Jay Asher

"What was said to the rose that made it open, was said to me, here in my chest." - Rumi

"Poetry's medium is the individual chest and throat and mouth of whoever undertakes to say the poem." - Robert Pinsky

"I felt a strange fluttering sensation in my chest. Butterflies, cardiac arrest . . . it was hard to say what exactly." - Richelle Mead

"I turned and bumped by head against his chest a few times. It was the nearest hard surface." - Ilona Andrews

"There's nothing tough about playing Third. All a guy needs is a strong arm and a strong chest." - Frankie Frisch

"Both sides go the bargaining table holding cards quite close to the chest and bluffing like crazy, ." - Andrew Zimbalist

"Something clenched in my chest, and for a moment, the whole world narrowed down to the green of his eyes." - Richelle Mead

"I'll accept your apology on one condition." He folded his arms across his chest. "Anything?" "You trust me." - J. Lynn

"Just because I don't wear my heart on my sleeve-" "You don't even wear your heart in your chest," - Kim Harrison

"Oratory is the art of making deep noises form the chest sound like important massages from the brain." - H. L. Phillips

"Riches are deservedly despised by a man of honor, because a well-stored chest intercepts the truth." - Phaedrus



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